Chapter 553: Brother Zhi only cares about boxing, while others have a lot to think about
Chapter 553: Brother Zhi only cares about boxing, while others have a lot to think about...
When Xu Haonian received Li Youzhi's call, he was in a meeting.
Upon learning that the Bureau of Justice had sent people to the crew and issued an expulsion notice to Li Youzhi and the "Parasite" crew, Xu Haonian immediately ended the meeting and summoned the TKTK legal team to head directly to Hollywood!
They were all grasshoppers tied to the same rope, so how could Xu Haonian not understand what happened to Li Youzhi?
There are so many foreign crews and film and television teams shooting in Hollywood. Because of the American rating system and the so-called artistic freedom on the surface, there are also many crews shooting the shameful side of the United States, but he has never heard of the Bureau of Justice coming out to drive people away.
Combined with Li Youzhi's recent actions, Xu Haonian could not think of any other reason that could really make the Bureau of Justice send people out except the Rotten Tomatoes Award.
With a heart full of trepidation, Xu Haonian and his team rushed to the filming location of the "Parasite" crew.
What relieved him was that although the Justice Bureau and the state police were still at the scene, the situation at the scene did not look as bad as he imagined.
Obviously, facing a group of LGBTQ people with strange shapes and outfits that exuded the style of the T0 version, these law enforcement officers who came for Li Youzhi and the "Parasite" crew were obviously afraid to act rashly.
Seeing this situation, Xu Haonian raised his chin to a senior lawyer from the TKTK legal team.
With his instruction, the white lawyer in a suit and gold-rimmed glasses immediately stepped forward, turned on the evidence camera in his hand, and stood in front of the team of state police and Justice Bureau law enforcement officers who were reporting the situation on the scene through the phone and intercom.
"Gentlemen, hello. I am the specially appointed legal counsel of the Parasite crew. We just received a call from the crew director Li Youzhi, and learned that you are issuing an expulsion order for my client Mr. Li Youzhi and the Parasite crew. Now I ask you to show valid documents and specific written notices. I will record every link and process of your current law enforcement. If my client is treated unfairly and in violation of even one federal law, I guarantee with my professionalism... you and your superiors who issued this order to you will pay a heavy price for this!"
Originally, when they were suddenly blocked by LGBTQ people during the law enforcement process, several law enforcement officers of the Justice Bureau and the state police who came to raid the battlefield were a little panicked. Now seeing the lawyer team consisting of seven or eight people, several law enforcement officers of the Justice Bureau immediately turned their faces away.
Seeing the other party pick up the phone and get out of the crowd, lowering his voice and reporting the situation to the other end of the phone, Xu Haonian breathed a sigh of relief, silently separated the crowd and walked into the crew.
"Xiao Zhi!"
Seeing Li Youzhi standing in the center of the studio, looking serious but not panicking at all, Xu Haonian, who had been extremely nervous on the way here, was so angry that he laughed!
"You scared me to death! I was so scared when I received your call just now. I thought something was wrong with you, but you... acted like nothing happened."
Beep!
Received Xu Hao Nian's additional [Relax] Amazement Value, 88 points!
"Hehe, Brother Xu,"
After being gently criticized by Xu Hao Nian, Li Youzhi covered his chest and grinned:
"What can happen to me? It's just a judicial bureau, not the CIA. I haven't violated any great laws. I haven't developed any high-tech chips, nor have I mastered any new weapons technology. Even if they want to deport me, they have to follow the procedures, right? No matter how domineering the Americans are, they have to abide by the Basic Law! Besides... our crew has so many bodyguards!"
Li Youzhi smiled at Xu Hao Nian and lowered his voice, pouting at the LGBTQ people surrounding the crew.
"With these shields, I don't think they dare to do anything. I haven't paid these people this week's wages yet, how could they let the crew disband now!"
Looking at Li Youzhi's cunning eyes, Xu Haonian shook his head helplessly;
"I was wondering why you brought so many LGBTQ people into the crew, and I thought you had some special fetish. You are preparing for today's situation? You are really good... You can think of such a method."
Then you see!
Faced with Xu Haonian's complaints, Li Youzhi laughed.
Who is Zhige?
He is familiar with various versions of answers, good at taking advantage of all favorable conditions, proficient in uniting the greatest possible goal, and striving for the greatest result. The chosen son!
How do you think Zhige has made it to this point?
If he can't figure out this little thing, I'm afraid Zhige has been played to death by all kinds of fairies, young handsome men and capitalists when he was in China!
"But Xiaozhi, this is not a long-term solution. It's obvious that the judiciary is targeting you, and it's probably because of the Rotten Tomatoes Award. Behind this, it should be the people from the Oscar Organizing Committee who are manipulating it. Now they are targeting you personally, and they may have other means to target the Rotten Tomatoes Award itself in the future. What do you think... should be done about this?"
How to deal with it?
Then you finally asked the right question!
Looking at the group of judicial law enforcement officers who had obviously received orders from their superiors and began to withdraw under the obstruction of the lawyers and LGBTQ people, Li Youzhi narrowed his eyes.
Although this is in the United States and not our home stadium in China, no matter where it is... If you want to stand up, there is no reason to guard against thieves for a thousand days!
Wolves travel thousands of miles to eat meat, and dogs travel thousands of miles to eat shit. This principle applies even to the United States.
Now that the opponent has taken action, if we blindly defend ourselves, we may not be able to withstand the advantage of the Oscar organizing committee in terms of location, people and people.
What to do?
Naturally, we have to take the initiative!
The Hollywood Academy is deeply entangled with American politicians, and Li Youzhi is aware of this. When it comes to connections, I definitely can't compare with those in the academy. Not to mention myself, I'm afraid even Xu Haonian in front of me and even the shaking hands behind TKTK have natural disadvantages in this regard.
Faced with such a disadvantage, even if the legal team is always with the team to protect themselves, they can only guarantee the personal safety of themselves and their friends, but cannot guarantee that the crew can successfully complete the filming.
After all, "Parasite" has just started shooting. Even if we use the fastest time, we can't finish shooting all the plot materials in less than a month.
This month, there is no guarantee that the old thugs at the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and the bureaucrats in the American judicial system will come up with some dirty tricks to drive themselves out of the United States.
In addition, Li Youzhi actually thought of what Xu Haonian said.
This wave is obviously directed at himself and the Rotten Tomatoes Awards by the Oscar organizing committee. It is a response to his previous rejection of the olive branch offered by the Oscar organizing committee. Now it’s about me personally, and the next step is to attack Rotten Tomatoes.
At this time, what is needed to make a comeback?
It's still the same as the "Workplace Survival Code"; when things are not going to your advantage, muddy the water completely!
At the moment, how can we muddy the water?
Looking at the LGBTQ people who were cheering in the distance as they saw law enforcement officers driving away, Li Youzhi raised the corners of his mouth.
Since version T0 is easy to use, you must put this handy tool to good use!
When a move is rare, it happens to be eaten all over the world. When a move is rare, it is sure to be eaten all over the world!
Thinking this, Li Youzhi turned his attention to Xu Haonian who was standing aside.
"Brother Xu, can TKTK's algorithm accurately match LGBTQ+ users?"
"Needless to say..."
Faced with Li Youzhi's inquiry, although he didn't know what he was going to do, Xu Haonian still nodded heavily;
"If you don't look at the current moral standards of American society, the LGBTQ+ community has become the mainstream voice on the Internet, a social group force that cannot be ignored. This group of users speaks out online with high frequency and intensity to fight for the right to speak online. As early as two years ago, we We are already paying attention to the management and data model calculation of this group of users. But why do you ask? "
"Why not...I'll post a TKTK update, and you can help me accurately cast the stream later..."
"Ah? What's going on?"
Amid Xu Haonian's doubts, Li Youzhi smiled faintly, picked up his mobile phone, and pointed the camera at the "Parasite" set and the cheering LGBTQ people in the distance.
"Hey, hello friends in the United States, I am Li Youzhi, the director and star of "Buried Alive". My current location is Hollywood, the filming location of my latest movie "Parasite". Just now, I and the crew The partners experienced a thrilling and by no means fair judicial law enforcement. For reasons that even law enforcement officials could not explain clearly, the entire crew of "Parasite" is composed of LGBTQ+ people and ethnic minorities, which reflects the importance of LGBTQ+ in the world. The film about the living conditions of American society was stopped without reason, and myself and the crew members faced the unfair treatment of being deported!
With the strong persistence of the family members of the crew, we are temporarily free from the entanglement of Los Angeles justice, but friends... This film may be the first film in Hollywood history to truly express the living conditions of the LGBTQ+ community. The situation we face is still Not optimistic! Here, I sincerely call on LGBTQ+ people to stand up, speak out and support our "Parasite" crew and your own interests!
Although I don’t know how long we can last, I will continue to publish the filming process of "Parasite" and on-site shooting highlights in my TKTK account in the future. "
Having said this, Li Youzhi turned the camera on himself.
"I hereby promise to all my friends from minority groups and ethnic minorities that after this film is completed, I will spare no effort to pursue the best film competition at this Oscar. Hollywood has maintained the binary structure and expression for decades. Whether it can be broken or not is now up to you to choose!”
After speaking in a sonorous tone, Li Youzhi directly uploaded the video to TKTK in front of Xu Haonian.
After adding the photos of the aggressive law enforcement officers and state police just now, he sent it directly!
Seeing that the dynamic message was sent successfully, Li Youzhi held his phone and took a deep breath.
In this three-acre land of the United States, Brother Zhi is indeed playing away from home. There is no good time, no favorable location, and no human support.
But for Brother Zhi, is this a problem?
Not really!
There is no time to wait, no land to move, no people to create.
Brother Zhi may not have the skills that those old gangsters on the Oscar organizing committee have, but Brother Zhi has already mastered the boxing skills that those old gangsters in the Oscar organizing committee don't know, having been trained by the little fairies in China!
Li Youzhi curled his lips coldly, turned around and looked at Xu Haonian, whose eyes were already wide open and was shocked by Li Youzhi's operation.
"Brother Xu, I have thrown this punch, how much damage can it cause... Next... it's up to you!"
Beep!
Received the amazing value of [convinced] added by Xu Haonian, 88 points!
Facing Li Youzhi's gaze, Xu Haonian silently took out his mobile phone and dialed the number of TKTK's operations department.
"Hey, Xiaozhi's dynamic just sent me, give me a fixed investment in the user matrix of LGBTQ. Add the maximum amount!"
...
After temporarily forcing the judiciary and state police to retreat and exaggerating the incident to TKTK, Li Youzhi did not relax.
After sending Xu Haonian away, while it was still early, he immediately took his friends from Heguang Culture and several actors who received notices but did not shoot the whole afternoon to start filming "Parasite".
In fact, the story line of the play "Parasite" is quite simple, with only two main scenes and not many actors involved.
The movie tells a bizarre story about how a low-income family parasitizes a wealthy family.
A parasite is a low-level organism with pathogenicity that parasitizes the body or surface of the host. The "parasite" mentioned in the movie refers to a poor family parasitizing a rich family. They fight for the opportunity to parasitize by any means and try to get rid of the taste of poverty.
According to Li Youzhi's re-arranged script, the whole story is mainly divided into three parts;
The first part mainly shows the living conditions of the protagonist Ki-woo's family. The second part shows that Ki-woo's family successfully parasitized the mansion of the rich family with many lies. The third part is the process of Ki-woo's family successfully parasitizing and forcing the black couple who originally parasitized the rich family into a dead end, which eventually led to tragedy.
Today, Li Youzhi originally planned to shoot the living conditions of Ki-woo's family in the first part.
According to the original script of "Parasite" in Li Youzhi's memory, Ki-woo's family is an ordinary family of four living at the bottom of Korean society.
However, under Li Youzhi's adaptation, the basic status of Ki-woo's family has not changed, but elements that are more suitable for the current American society have been added. For example, Li Youzhi added a homosexual setting to the protagonist Ki-woo, and Ki-woo's sister added a transgender buff. Ki-woo's father, according to the new script setting, is a retired soldier who participated in the Afghanistan operation and suffered from mild post-traumatic syndrome and long-term alcoholism. The mother at home is a drug-dependent depression patient.
Another family in the play, that is, the rich family of President Park in the original script, was set by Li Youzhi as Wall Street securities elites, a typical white elite family.
The story begins in this context;
Ki-woo's family of four lives in a dark and damp semi-basement, because his father invested all his money in the stock market in his early years and suffered a stock market crash that led to bankruptcy.
The family was so poor that the family could only rent a cramped and damp basement and rely on folding pizza boxes for pizza shops to make a living.
In order to save the wifi fee, Ki-woo and his sister need to walk around every corner of the house just to search for free wifi near their home. Even when the wifi is connected, the family held an exaggerated dinner party to "celebrate the resurrection of wifi".
However, the poverty of this family is not only reflected in the WIFI aspect;
A drunkard who urinated on Ki-woo's window as a sewer after drinking too much, in order to eliminate the annoying cockroaches in the house, the whole family opened the window to welcome the community disinfection staff to spray disinfectant gas into the room, and even the sewer that backflows from time to time due to pressure... Everything shows the hardship and dilemma of this family.
It was Ki-woo's visit that brought a turn for the better.
The tall and handsome American boy was about to go abroad for a world tour. Before leaving, he introduced Ki-woo to a tutoring job in a rich family.
In this way, Ki-woo, an Asian cowhorse struggling in the lower class of American society, walked into a rich mansion in Los Angeles and also walked into the sight of the Lawrence family, a financial elite on Wall Street.
Unlike Ki-woo's family, the Lawrence family can be said to be another extreme in American society;
Ki-woo's family would be harassed by the store for not folding the pizza boxes properly, and would argue with the store manager for a few cents of loss. But this kind of quibbling would never happen in the Lawrence family. For example, when she first met Ki-woo, Mrs. Lawrence gave Ki-woo an hourly wage that was 20% higher than normal.
And this was enough to make Ki-woo's family earn 20% of the hourly wage that they could earn by folding pizza boxes for a few days, but Mrs. Lawrence did it casually for the sake of decency and considering the "increasing prices".
Because it was the first scene, the actors had fully understood the script and had rehearsed in the morning, so the filming went quite smoothly.
It took only more than three hours to complete the four scenes of the first part of "Parasite".
At more than eleven o'clock in the evening, after finishing the finishing work on the set, Li Youzhi returned to the hotel accompanied by the lawyer team sent by Xu Haonian.
Throwing himself into the bathtub, feeling the warm water dissolving the fatigue accumulated throughout the day, Li Youzhi picked up his phone and opened his TKTK.
Beep!
Received the cumulative surprise value, 3012290 points!
Yohoo?
Li Youzhi's eyes lit up when he saw the system's stunning value entry prompt panel that popped up in front of him.
When he saw clearly that most of the more than three million yuan worth of surprises came from TKTK's income from the entire afternoon and evening, Li Youzhi not only grinned.
Good guy!
Brother Zhi is very popular in TKTK!
Li Youzhi is indeed popular on TKTK. To be precise...it was the video that became popular in the afternoon.
Opening his own feed and seeing the dynamic data posted in the afternoon, Li Youzhi said to himself, "Good guy!"
Less than five hours after it was posted, the post in the afternoon had already received more than 1.7 million likes and nearly 500,000 comments!
Although TKTK claims to have 170 million users, unlike Dooshou in China, users in the United States are actually quite stingy in terms of data contribution, especially in terms of comments and interactions. When most people are faced with high-quality short video content, the most they can do is give it a like. Short videos that can really trigger comments are actually rare on the TKTK platform.
But at this time, Li Youzhi's dynamic comment area was contrary to the normal behavior of TKTK users and was extremely popular!
"I'm so angry! How can the LGBTQ+ people in America really stand up!? These damn judicial officials obviously don't really want to enforce the law. I'm sure they are here to target this poor crew! Look what they have done! Poor people!"
"This is simply chilling. Even if those politicians keep promising to protect the rights of the LGBTQ+ community and ethnic minorities, injustices like the one faced by the crew of "Parasite" still happen every day in this land. It's simply It’s crazy! Who can truly understand the vulnerability of minority groups? Our rights are being violated over and over again. It’s time to do something!”
"Poor people, this is really heartbreaking and disappointing! They need help, friends, they must not be left alone! We should go to their filming locations to support them and protect them!"
"Pray for the brave directors and crew! Thank you for having the courage to speak out for the LGBTQ+ community, and we look forward to the successful release of the movie "Parasite." You know, in order to prevent minorities from entering the ranks of mainstream film and television, those in Hollywood A group of tyrants even set up a Critics’ Choice Award in an attempt to push real LGBTQ+-related works out of the mainstream. Their prejudice stands like a mountain in the cultural field. Let’s break it together!”
"I promise to God I will be at the premiere cheering for this movie when it comes out! To hell with those damn guys at the Academy! We need our voices!"
"Hey friends! I think these poor people need our support right now! Even in a place as public and socially focused as Hollywood, an LGBTQ+ crew will be treated so unfairly, and obviously other places will be treated unfairly. Worse! We need to take concrete action to protect these guys from doing their job! We need to protest! Let the damn LA Department of Justice go to hell!”
"Yes! To hell with the L.A. Department of Justice!"
Hiss~
Seeing in the comment area, a large group of California LGBTQ+ users whose profile pictures looked a bit demonic had begun to study how to challenge the Los Angeles justice system. Li Youzhi took a breath and silently gave a thumbs up.
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It is said that Florida does not support idle people, but it seems that the American people here in California... are also very capable, right?
Well done, Brother Zhi, thumbs up for your action!
But... you have to move faster,
Thinking this, Li Youzhi jumped up and stood up from the bathtub.
Shaking off the water drops on his body, he walked directly to the desk wearing a bath towel. After turning on the computer, I imported the material I shot this afternoon into the software and started editing.
The first part of "Parasite", which shows the living conditions of the Ki-woo family, was mixed and edited in a special episode shot on the set.
After adding a piece of extremely sad BGM and extremely inflammatory text, he chose to send it!
[Thanks to my friends for their support, after the judicial and state police left tonight, we worked overtime to shoot several scenes in the first part of the movie. We feel encouraged after seeing everyone’s comments and messages. During the filming process, many members of the crew who were on the scene felt the plight of the protagonist's family, and now they have specially released some of the behind-the-scenes footage from the film. I hope that with everyone’s support, this film, which shows the experiences and tragic fate of LGBTQ+ families, can continue to be filmed! 】
Who are the LGBTQ+ users on TKTK?
Basically, they are similar to the little fairies in China. Under the propaganda of political correctness, they are completely brainwashed by the concept of minority groups and are paranoid!
What are the characteristics of this type of people?
They have an extremely fragile mentality and are extremely thirsty for social recognition. They need all the information to prove their choice of surname. They want to maximize their status as a minority group to gain the right to speak in society. What a species!
When you see the mixed clip released by Li Youzhi, the Kiwoo family lives on the margins of society, especially Kiwoo, who is discriminated against because of his minority status, and the long-term career who has been fired many times because of his minority status. The situation of the two characters, Sister Kiyu, and those little rainbows in the comment area... were completely blown away!
…
Just when a group of LGBTQ+ little rainbows found a strong self-identity in the movie "Parasite", they became excited.
Late at night, in a house located on the outskirts of Los Angeles, O'Lean was holding the phone and in a frantic state.
"Damn it! Bill, you know this is not my fault! Those damn people of yours are just a bunch of stupid pigs. Either they should stop intensifying the conflict when they see a large number of LGBTQ employees on site, or they should take stronger measures. The measures were taken to arrest Li Youzhi and his damn crew once and for all and send them back to the country. As a result, we have not achieved the goal we should have achieved, but instead made ourselves miserable! Bill, you should be responsible for your subordinates! Stupid and responsible!”
On the other end of the phone, Bill Sosco of the state Department of Justice was equally furious at O'Lean's accusations.
"FKU, Orion, I say FKU! If you tell me clearly that there is such a high proportion of minority employees with surnames in the damn Chinaman crew, I will not do it at all! Now, the law enforcement process of the Enforcement Bureau It has been posted on the Internet, and several congressmen have called me to explain my actions this afternoon. I have been scolded to death, O'Lion, I am responsible for this! I can’t bear it, promise to God. I will issue a statement tomorrow morning and put the blame for this afternoon’s actions entirely on your Oscar organizing committee. Don’t even think about it!”
A roar came from far away through the phone through the window of Orion's house, causing a series of barking dogs in the residential area late at night.