Chapter 575 Feiyangyang, if the master didn't like young women, I would have divorced you l
When Janet the Wasp heard what Bai Ye said, she was stunned. Could things be like this?
After thinking about it carefully, she felt that it made sense.
I'm not pregnant, you haven't lost anything, why are you so angry?
You're still playing tricks on me... I'm yours?
You're not so angry, I've cheated on you, haha, then I'll cheat on you again, let's see what you can do!
Janet the Wasp hesitated and stammered.
Bai Ye put his hands on Janet the Wasp's head and exhaled: "Hank Pym, the person you called to sleep has already hooked up with someone else."
As the soldier boy said, women are like fine wine, the older they are, the more fragrant and pure they are!
Janet the Wasp has reached the pinnacle of prostitution.
Well, what he said to Janet the Wasp was actually the first half of the sentence - not getting pregnant is not cheating, and domestic violence is not domestic violence if you are not beaten to death!
After brushing teeth, it was another first kiss.
Even if you put it on, you still need to keep your distance...
Two hours later.
Lunch break is over.
Janet, the Wasp, walked out of the room and stood at the door. She smiled gently, stretched out her slender fingers elegantly, wiped the milk from the corner of her mouth, and then, with an imperceptible sneer on her lips, she walked slowly towards the quantum laboratory.
The high heels tapped the ground lightly, making a rhythmic sound.
In the laboratory.
The atmosphere was awkward.
Bruce Banner regretted why he asked everyone what they had for lunch!
So much so that he, a scientist with the power of the Hulk, was cautious.
Janet, the Wasp, pushed the door open and walked in. The rosy color on her face was just like a rose gently moistened by the morning dew in the early summer morning, delicate and fragrant.
When Hank Pym saw it, he couldn't help but have ripples in his eyes, and felt that his old heart was beating again.
After Janet the Wasp came in, she nodded to Scott Lang and Bruce Banner, and returned to her workstation without even looking at Hank Pym.
Hank Pym hesitated and moved to the side of the Wasp Janet: "Well, I'm sorry, I was wrong just now. I was too narrow-minded and too stingy. Janet, I've thought about it carefully. We haven't seen each other for 30 years. We don't know if we can see each other again. Even if each other has changed partners, it's normal... I'm too harsh on you!"
The Wasp Janet's face softened a little: "Then you won't talk about this again in the future, right?"
Hank Pym raised his hand and swore: "Master, if I bring this up again in the future, you will slap me in the face. I deserve it!"
"Forget it, I forgive you this time!" The Wasp Janet sighed and said: "Hank, you don't have to be so jealous. You may feel that you are not tall and mighty enough, but in my heart... you are small and cute!"
Hmph! Feiyangyang, if the master didn't like married women, I would have divorced you long ago!
You are old, have a bad temper, and have no physical strength. You don't even have that kind of thought anymore. Why do I still follow you? Because you are old, because you don't take a bath?
I can only make do with it.
...
"Dr. Pym, look at this... It's not my brother's fault, it's just that my sister-in-law is too charming!" Bai Ye lit a cigarette after the incident.
Speaking of which, Bai Ye also remembered that in the timeline without him, the Wasp Janet seemed to have quarreled with Hank Pym, and in anger, she slept with Tony Stark.
In the multiverse without Bai Ye, Tony replaced his ecological niche.
In addition to the Wasp Janet, there are Star-Lord's wife Gamora, She-Hulk, Spider-Man's wife Mary Jane, Mr. Fantastic's wife Invisible Woman, the little rascal of the X-Men, Thor's ex-girlfriend Jane Foster, Daredevil's wife Erica...
A typical wife harvester.
Bai Ye: "Try harder, Gamora, Invisible Woman Susan... As a native of my country, I can't lose to Tony in liking married women, right?"
Tony Stark: Oh no, I'm a stand-in!
"By the way, speaking of Gamora... Where are Star-Lord, Rocket Raccoon, Drax the Destroyer, and Mantis from the Guardians of the Galaxy?" Bai Ye frowned. He was busy with the awakening of Scarlet Witch and the affairs in the quantum realm, but he neglected the Guardians of the Galaxy. He raised the Infinity Gauntlet on his right hand, and the light of the Mind Stone shone again.
Bai Ye saw that except for Gamora who was sacrificed by Thanos, the entire Guardians of the Galaxy were gathered at the home of Star-Lord's grandfather.
Star-Lord's mother died a long time ago because his father planted a tumor in his mother's brain, but his grandfather was still alive.
Before, Star-Lord wandered on an alien planet and didn’t dare to go home to visit his grandfather. This time, because he was fighting Thanos on Earth and would soon face Kang, the Conqueror who wanted to rule the universe, Star-Lord, under the persuasion of other teammates, went home to find his grandfather with trepidation. Star-Lord mentioned his grandfather to other members of the Guardians of the Galaxy, but this idiot thought that the life span of humans was only 50 years, so even if he went home, his grandfather would have died long ago.
“You can also talk to the Guardians of the Galaxy.” Bai Ye said to himself.
So he raised the Infinity Gauntlet again, and the light of the Space Stone lit up.
An undetectable blue light swept across the entire North American continent in an instant. The next second, there was a ripple in the air in Tony Stark's office, and Bai Ye and the Guardians of the Galaxy appeared together - otherwise Bai Ye would go to Star-Lord's Grandpa At home, it would be too embarrassing to face Grandpa Star-Lord, an old man in his eighties or nineties, but it was easier to talk to acquaintances.
"Why are we here suddenly?" Star-Lord was still holding a cup of black tea in his hand, with a puzzled look on his face.
"Is there another enemy?" Drax looked serious. He clenched his fists and grunted in a low voice: "No matter who the enemy is, I, Drax, will stay with you until the end!"
Rocket Raccoon was wearing pajamas and said dissatisfied: "I'm still taking a nap, why did you call me over?"
Groot: "I am Groot!"
Seeing that everyone in the Guardians of the Galaxy seemed to be a little over-emotional, Bai Ye shrugged and pointed at Tony Stark: "He asked me to use the Space Stone and came to you!"
"Everyone, don't get excited!" Tony Stark was stunned for a moment, took a deep look at Bai Ye, then waved his hands and smiled: "There are no enemies for the time being, but regarding the research in the quantum field, we have encountered a challenge, and we need the Guardian of the Galaxy. The team comes to help!”
Although Tony Stark didn't know why White Night suddenly called for the Guardians of the Galaxy, he really had something to ask Rocket Raccoon for help. Otherwise, he would be busy with research in the quantum field and pay attention to the Skrulls. The changes on the side are so overwhelming.
Rocket Raccoon's IQ is also top-notch, no less than that of him, Bruce Banner, and Hank Pym. No matter what Rocket Raccoon is asked to do, it can greatly reduce his stress.
"Is that so? Haha, I knew that such a big thing would not be possible without our Guardians of the Galaxy!" Star-Lord said carelessly with his hands on his hips: "Don't worry, we will go all out to help you solve this quantum problem." Problems in the field!”
Tony Stark looked at Star-Lord speechlessly: Do you really have no skills at all?
Who needs help from an idiot like you? Thanos wouldn't be able to snap his fingers without you, remember?
Bai Ye also smiled and said: "Actually, apart from Tony, I also have a small favor. I want to ask the Guardians of the Galaxy, who are famous throughout the galaxy, for help!"
"What?"
Everyone in Star-Lord is surprised. You, the guy who has mastered six infinity stones, can do almost anything. What else do you need our help with?
"Don't look at the fact that I gathered six Infinity Stones by chance, but in fact, I have been wandering around the earth and have not been to the universe. I heard that you, the Guardians of the Galaxy, have been to many places. I don't know. Can you give me a copy of the star map you have?" Bai Ye said with a smile.
He was very interested in Star-Lord's father Ego, the living planet that attempted to devour the entire universe, Rocket Raccoon's "father" Supreme Evolution... and other things the Guardians of the Galaxy met along the way, and he asked for the Star of the Guardians of the Galaxy. Picture, when he returns to his universe and travels around the universe, he can also play.
——The main soul of the Human Emperor Banner, Bai Ye planned to use Thanos's. Unfortunately, after Wanda awakened, she took Thanos' soul away. Bai Ye couldn't quarrel with Wanda over Thanos, but it was Star-Lord's. Father Yi Ge, a god, is very suitable to be the main soul of the Human Emperor Banner.
The Guardians of the Galaxy also gave Bai Ye this face and gave him their star map. After all, they are not afraid of Bai Ye targeting them. Otherwise, if Bai Ye, who has six infinity stones, wants to do something to them, is there any obstacle?
Bai Ye got the star map and said with a chuckle: "Oh, by the way, if you have any enemies in the universe, you can tell me and I can help you take care of them."
Star-Lord and the others said they had no enemies.
Rocket Raccoon was stunned.
He did have a formidable enemy, the Supreme Evolutionary, this hanging man, who killed three of his best friends.
In the past, because the Supreme Evolution was too powerful, he didn't dare to take the Guardians of the Galaxy to seek revenge on the Supreme Evolution. But if Bai Ye was willing to help, with the power of his six Infinity Stones, what would a mere Supreme Evolution mean?
Rocket Raccoon struggled for a while, but did not choose to tell the matter immediately. Instead, he left with the others and went to the quantum laboratory.
"You guy, you really don't do anything about human affairs!" Tony Stark looked at Bai Ye helplessly: "I won't talk about the things here. Hank Pym and Scott's family met. You are so unlucky!"
You just slept with your step-granddaughter with your front legs, and you stabbed her step-grandmother with your back legs. You are so coquettish!
Bai Ye didn't expect to be able to hide it from Tony Stark. After all, he slept in Casey's villa last night, which was bought with Friday's help, and Stark Tower was Friday's territory.
"Eldest brother, don't talk about second brother, we are all the same!" Bai Ye said with a smile: "In order to keep your secret, don't talk nonsense, I can also tell you a secret."
"What secret?" Tony Stark asked.
"Among the Skrulls, there is a kind of super Skrull!" Bai Ye chuckled: "Ordinary Skrulls can perfectly disguise themselves as other people. Whether it is DNA or memory, everything is perfect. Then Guess what abilities the Super Skrull has?"
Tony Stark's head turned, and his expression immediately changed: "It can't be..."
"You guessed right!" Bai Ye nodded: "Super Skrulls can even copy superpowers, as long as they get the target's blood. The Avengers have been active on Earth for so long, and most people's blood has been collected by interested people, including but not limited to Thanos, Hulk, Captain Marvel, Thor, Valkyrie... When you quell the Skrull rebellion, be careful, don't encounter a super Skrull, they can kill you in the blink of an eye!"
"Whatfuck!?" Tony Stark cursed directly: "You won't tell me that I will face a super Skrull with the same power as Captain Marvel next?"
A super Skrull who copied Thanos, Captain Marvel and most of the superheroes on Earth, this is even stronger than Thanos, right?
Shit!
I just finished dealing with a Thanos, but now I have to face Kang the Conqueror and Doctor Doom, and I have a Thanos in my own home...
Why is the Earth so damn disaster-ridden?
"I don't know about that!" Bai Ye said with a smile: "I'm just reminding you! If you can't do these things, you can also come to me for help. It's just a matter of snapping your fingers. You don't have to be polite to me. But brothers have to settle accounts clearly... You know!"
Understand!
Of course I understand!
If I ask you for help, I have to pay you a suitable reward.
I'm almost squeezed dry by you, where can I get a reward that you like?
Tony Stark's eyes were uncertain: "If I really meet a super Skrull, I will come back and find you again. Is it too late?"
"This is simple, as long as you shout to the sky-Dad, save me! I'm here!" Bai Ye squinted his eyes: "You should know the way the DC comic world calls for Superman, and my strength is barely beyond the normal Superman, so I can do it."
"Understand!"
Tony Stark nodded. If it really came to that time, he would not be stingy with face and dare not speak.
In addition, it is time to call Thor, Captain Rogers and others to return from their vacation. Otherwise, he really can't handle such a big mess of the Avengers alone.
"That's it!" Bai Ye stretched lazily: "You play by yourself, I'll go to the quantum laboratory and try to see if I can hook up with that Mantis girl."
Tony Stark: "..." (End of this chapter)