Chapter 589 Wutang meets Tang Jian, the offline girlfriend of the boastful strong man
Chapter 590 Teacher Wutang’s first kiss was stolen
Online: I want to kiss you to death, I want to hug you to death, I want to sneeze at your legs
Offline: The weather is so hot today haha...
When he learned about his incompetence, Tang Jian remembered his mother's ridicule, and she was really right.
Although I have always been a clown in the class, doing abstract activities and bringing joy to everyone, but after meeting the girl alone...
I'm trash.
But fortunately, the assist from Brother Neptune just now made Yin Yu take the initiative to hold his hand...
But this is so humiliating.
As a man, I feel like my dignity has been lost!
No, I want to get my cards back.
"Would you like milk tea?" Tang Jian asked proactively when passing a milk tea shop.
"Anything is fine." Yin Yu said with a smile.
"Okay, then I'll go..." Halfway through, he realized that this was not right, so he held her hand, "Then let's wait for the milk tea together."
Don't be a clown, but don't be a bitch either.
When you are in love, stand up!
"good."
Just like this, the two of them went to a milk tea shop. After placing the order, the two sat at a table.
It is most awkward to play with each other on mobile phones at this time. You should take the initiative to find topics, but what kind of words can you say at this time to make the other party find it interesting, or "valuable"?
I want to see you.
Zero points for messing up the formula!
etc.
Although there is zero point for messing up formulas, what about using formulas flexibly?
"I miss you so much." Looking into Yin Yu's eyes, Tang Jian suddenly became serious and then said happily.
"Me too." Yin Yu blushed and then stretched out her hand.
Tang Jian took advantage of the situation, hugged her hand with his hand, shook it, and then continued: "I heard that you were coming... When you were coming to Xia Hai to play, I was shocked, and then... happy."
"Idiot, I came here to play with you." Yin Yu said generously without covering up.
As expected of Teacher Wutang, her way of forbearance is to speak her mind directly.
"Then I'll be even happier." Tang Jian's mouth was already curled up by the bait. The rawness and unnaturalness just now had disappeared, replaced by the purest enjoyment.
This is ambiguous love.
Pure package.
"But what I'm most happy about is that you really did it." Yin Yu raised her head and said happily.
"What?" Tang Jian didn't quite understand.
"I told some friends, of course, not the classmates who came with me today. I told you that I had made an agreement with you to go to Haidong University together, but they didn't believe it. They thought you were just on a whim and would not be so You have perseverance, so when I heard that you ranked 12th in the province in the art exam... I was really proud of you."
Sugar-free is no joke, this feeling is very special and very satisfying.
If you don’t quite understand, you can convert it.
A girl with average grades pursues you, and then works hard for you and improves by more than a hundred points just to go to the same school as you. If this girl pretends to be among her classmates, she will be looked up to all her life.
Not the kind where a non-mainstream female gangster chases you and stalks you.
For this kind of thing, everyone will just say: your wife, your wife.
"But the results haven't been released yet, so we can't say for sure." Tang Jian said.
"Don't worry." Holding Tang Jian's hand, Wu Tang said with a smile, "I wanted us to work hard for each other before, but you have already worked hard to this point. So, even if I can't go to Haidong University, I will I go to the same school as you, even if it’s a little bit worse.”
"..." After hearing this, Tang Jian was so moved that he wanted to cry.
Damn it, how did you get me to date such a good girl?
Is this a science fiction work?
Teacher Liu, when did you start your new work?
"What's going on? You're not talking?" Wutang raised his finger and poked Tang Jian's face, "Poke."
"You are so kind, I don't even know what to say." Tang Jian said.
"Then just play with me." Wutang said with a smile, "When I come here to go to school, I am not familiar with this place, so you are the only one. If you are not willing to accompany me, then I... then I... "
"I won't do such a thing." Tang Jian thought of this and said very seriously, "I will take care of you and won't let you get bored."
"You haven't listened to me yet, so what will I do?" Wutang said with a smile.
"What about you?" Tang Jian asked in confusion.
"If you are tired of me, and I come here alone again..." the big-eyed Wutang said aggrievedly, "then I will run home alone."
"Absolutely not, coming here will definitely not make you sad." Tang Jian was now severely bound by Wutang, You Qi said with devotion, "Of course, if you are unhappy, You must tell me not to suddenly go home in a car alone..."
"I won't do it if you're nice to me." Wu Tang interrupted Tang Jian and said very gently.
"Well, I definitely will." Tang Jian promised seriously.
Seeing his serious look, Wu Tang was a little amused, and said jokingly: "If you were more excited, or if you talked to more girlfriends, you would have noticed that I was wooing you."
Wu Tang said it quite straightforwardly, but Tang Jian didn't take it to heart and said with a slight smile: "When you are in love, you should be nice to girls."
What's more, people have come all the way here to look for me.
If you continue to be negligent and cold-blooded, are you still a human being?
"That's very well said." Yin Yu smiled happily, then lay on the table and glanced at Tang Jian. Perhaps because there was someone next to him, he was embarrassed, so he whispered, "Girls are nice to boys. , and that’s what it should be…”
She's good at it!
Mom, now you really have to learn to swim by yourself!
I must marry her!
"Oh, the milk tea is ready, I'll get it."
At this time, Tang Jian got up and walked to the front desk and took back the milk tea for two people.
Tang Jian likes to drink something refreshing, so he ordered watermelon juice.
The sugar-free teacher's side has a lot of sugar, just like eating porridge, cheese milk covered with grapes, it looks a bit greasy.
But if you think about it carefully, girls seem to be like this.
Even Zhou Fu, who calls herself a dieter, always orders that super greasy milk tea every time she goes out with everyone.
This is probably due to the different body structures of boys and girls.
"Your cup looks delicious, can you let me have a sip?" Wu Tang looked at Tang Jian who was holding a straw in his mouth and asked.
"sure."
Tang Jian quickly relaxed and handed the milk tea out. And sugar-free, did not take over.
He just used one hand to brush the long hair around his ears, then lowered his head, held the straw in his mouth reservedly and elegantly, and then moved his mouth slightly to drink the watermelon juice...
At this distance, the pink and tender face is very close.
I really want to kiss you!
"Oh, it tastes good." After drinking the watermelon juice, Wu Tang raised his head and continued to drink his own.
Tang Jian, on the other hand, looked at the faint pink color on the straw and Wu Tang's pink lips...
If you take a sip of this, the chemicals will exceed the standard, so do it on the spot!
Just kidding, drink it naturally, don't react too much, you are a sugar-free person.
Tang Jian drank his watermelon juice, and then he felt the sweet and soft taste of sugar-free lips.
The taste of this lipstick is quite sweet.
This is the scent of sugar-free.
No, it's pure sugar.
She is obviously a super sweet girl, but she has to be called Sugar Free...
His online name is Wutang!
Moreover, who would keep referring to other people’s online names as their first names!
But it’s also because the name Wusuang is cute. If it were Oleander, it would feel very shrimp-like.
"Do you want to drink mine?" Wu Tang asked.
"Ah? Okay."
After the sugar-free invitation, Tang Jian also went to taste the other party's milk tea.
Ah, it's really boring.
But this is the taste of love.
Cool.
"How about we continue shopping." Wutang said.
"Well, let's go."
After staying in the milk tea shop for a while, the two continued to stroll around the mall.
When passing a stall selling snacks, Wu Tang stopped and said, "I want to eat this, what about you?"
"I also can……"
Tang Jian saw that she wanted to eat and was about to order. At this time, Wu Tang scanned the QR code and placed the order one step ahead of him, and did not specifically say "I'll treat you".
Tang Jian understood. After inviting her to drink milk tea, the other party would intentionally or unintentionally treat her back with something of almost the same value.
And this is a consumption method that is more intimate than AA, but also pays special attention to the other person's mood!
Tang Jian really didn't expect that he had been fighting the little fairy female boxing on the Internet for so long. As a pioneer of male boxing, he once thought that there were no truly independent women in China, but he would meet such a person in his life. Girls!
Ridiculously, he thought he would marry a second-in-command who said, "An independent woman does not mean she needs to be financially independent." But the reality is that all good women have fucked him up!
Teacher Liu, your new book at Qidian is very popular and everyone loves to read it!
I have to say that the poor Tomcat has now been trained by Teacher Wutang to become a little licking dog who can conquer himself.
However, if a girl is willing to go to great lengths to coax a boy, isn't this a kind of tenderness?
Such girls are not green tea at all.
She is a little baby that everyone loves!
"The first bite will let you test the poison."
After the boneless chicken feet were ready, Wu Tang brought it to Tang Jian, picked one up with chopsticks, handed it to him, and said jokingly.
Tang Jian lowered his head and took a bite.
Hey, Xuan!
"It's not poisonous, feel free to eat it," Tang Jian said.
"Then help me carry the milk tea."
"OK."
Tang Jian carried milk tea for Wu Tang, who just walked and ate it.
At this moment, the two of them were quite relaxed, just like an ordinary long-distance couple meeting.
The initial unfamiliarity no longer exists.
My girlfriend is so cute.
"Shall we go to dinner?" Tang Jian said.
"Now? It's okay, but I'm not very good yet..." Wutang said halfway when he saw a Migu K singing room scanning the QR code in front of him, "I haven't heard you sing for a long time, I want to hear it."
"This..." Tang Jian paused and nodded, "Okay."
What should I say about the KTV party at night...
Forget it, let’s talk about it later.
Brothers are like siblings, women are like clothes.
So, isn’t this a bad choice?
You can go out without limbs, but you must not go out without clothes.
After throwing away the finished snack box, wiping their mouths with a napkin and applying lipstick, the two of them went to the Migu K-karaoke room.
"Let me scan the code." Wutang said proactively.
"No, no, I'll do it. After all, you came to play with me, so I have to fulfill my duty as a host." Tang Jian said.
"Well, okay then." Wu Tang also accepted it directly without arguing.
She didn't want to give Tang Jian the impression that it was quite natural for him to spend a boy's money, but the boy took the initiative to show it at this time, and it can be seen that he is a very generous person.
The favorability will also increase accordingly.
Now everyone is talking about equality between men and women. But in fact, it is not that strict.
If the other party does not take this kind of thing as "natural", most boys are actually willing to spend money on a girl.
"After sweeping, what do you want to sing?" Tang Jian, who was sitting on the chair, asked proactively.
"I want to hear you sing." Wu Tang said, "Our little artist has been training for half a year, isn't it better?"
Our little artist!
I am a little artist!
Woo woo woo, I am a little artist.
"The training is mainly to learn piano... I didn't sing much, but since you want to listen, then order a song." Tang Jian was praised and became a little confident, so he said quite handsomely.
"OK, let's play "Sleepless Night"."
"Fuck, Collapse."
"Heh, you're mocking us Collapse again, right?" Wutang clasped his hands in front of his chest and mocked, "You can't sing, right?"
"Just kidding, look at what's on my phone."
"...Honkai Impact 3?" Wutang tilted his head.
"Although I haven't played it, I've heard it a few times, so it should be no problem."
After showing off, Tang Jian directly ordered a song and turned off the original singer.
As expected, even if Tang Jian is not a Collapse, he can sing this song quite well. Wutang sat next to him and helped to beat the rhythm and applaud, always with a smile: "My bestie has always wanted to see you sing, I've boasted to her."
Do you want to do it that night...
Tang Jian didn't say this.
He didn't have to worry about Wutang being reluctant.
But those dogs would definitely make her embarrassed...
"Well, it's your turn, you order a song." Tang Jian said to Wutang.
"What do you want to hear? Cute, or..." Blinking her big eyes, Wu Tang looked at Tang Jian and said in an unrestrained cute way, "Super cute?"
Oh no...
Now, she is really super cute.
Looking at Wu Tang in front of him, Tang Jian is like a volcano about to erupt, and he can't stand it anymore.
Why is she so cute?
"You are cute enough now..."
Looking at Wu Tang, Tang Jian said this from the bottom of his heart.
Wu Tang's face also turned red all of a sudden.
Just like this, she looked up at Tang Jian...
Then the next second, Tang Jian directly held her face, facing her lips, and moved forward accurately...
But when he was about to touch her, he froze.
What if she called the police...
Obviously, Wu Tang didn't plan to call the police.
After pursing her lips, a gentle smile appeared at the corner of her mouth, and she closed her eyes...
You can taste it.