Chapter 588 The Supermen in this universe talk a lot of nonsense, Batman wipes out the nonsense alli
When Superhero Batman led Chen Tao and Bane to the Justice League Watchtower of this universe, Chen Tao had been thinking about a question.
When he first read the comics, he wanted to complain...
When facing Wonder Woman, whose body had been occupied by Hecate, the witch god of this universe, the other two members of the Justice League of this universe showed...
amazing stupidity.
Chen Tao knew that the superheroes in the dark multiverse had some small fatal flaws, which usually caused their history to deviate slightly from the main universe.
At the beginning, Wonder Woman of this universe was not completely devoured.
She sealed Hecate in her body, but Phobos, the god of fear of Olympus in this universe, induced the US government to kill Wonder Woman's mother Hippolyta and her best friend Steve Trevor, which greatly shook Wonder Woman's mind.
Coupled with the death of the witch Circe, Hecate, the witch god, finally regained her life.
She first entered Olympus and tried to kill all the gods to absorb their energy, but later found that the gods' energy came from faith, and people now believe in superheroes.
So she made a plan to murder the heroes. She found all the Amazon warriors who were scattered around because of the attack on Paradise Island by the United States. Those desperate Amazons, she gave them sweet promises in front of Diana's face. The next thing is obvious. The Amazon army followed Queen Hecate directly captured the White House.
And at this point, as the Batman of this world...
It's not even clear whether Wonder Woman Diana has been occupied by Hecate.
The entire Justice League was in a state of confusion to persuade Diana. When they found that Diana had been controlled, what did the extremely smart and wise Justice League think tank Batman do?
He rushed over and tried to kill Queen Hecate.
I don't want any bat armor, planes, or chariots. I just want to beat a demigod to death with my mortal body.
After three storyboards, the Batman of this universe was killed in seconds. Queen Hecate stabbed him in the neck with the spear he snatched from the Amazon warrior next to him. If he had been fully prepared, he would not have died so easily.
The Flash hesitated and was killed instantly, along with a large number of superheroes.
And the death of Superman later was even more funny.
In this universe, the shortcomings of all members of the Justice League are infinitely magnified. As the strongest member of the Justice League, even with the debuff of low magic resistance, Superman in this universe may still be the only superhero who can confront Queen Hecate head-on without being killed instantly.
He even punched Queen Hecate, causing her nose to bleed, and threw her out of the White House and off the cliff.
At this critical moment, he started to make mistakes again.
Superman in the main universe: When we meet a villain, we must first beat him to his knees, make sure he is no longer a threat, and then reason with him. If the other party does not listen, I will knock him to the ground, make sure he is no longer a threat, and then reason with him.
The main universe Superman likes this combination of punches very much. When facing a group of murderous vigilantes [Extreme Heroes Alliance], he even deliberately disguised himself as a black man to defeat them and teach them how terrible it is to set up a private court without distinguishing right from wrong.
But no matter what, the main universe Superman has always been reasonable after beating people.
But the Superman of this universe is different: when I meet a villain, I keep talking nonsense to him. I obviously have the ability to defeat the opponent, alas, yes, but I just don’t do it.
I want to arouse the love in the villain’s heart, and then let him stop fighting by himself. I want to defeat the enemy without fighting.
I obviously have the ability to defeat the villain, and the villain also has the ability to kill me, but I just don’t have the slightest vigilance, and I don’t beat the opponent and then talk nonsense, but expose my vital points in front of the opponent, and use my life to gamble on the truth, goodness and beauty in the opponent’s heart!
When Chen Tao watched it, he was impressed by this superman who talked too much bullshit. He had at least three chances to beat Wonder Woman down and then slowly find a way to wake her up, but the bullshit superman just kept talking bullshit, and then tried to evoke the Wonder Woman in Queen Hecate to resist her.
The ending is of course that Queen Hecate killed enough heroes and absorbed stronger power, and then took out the heart of the bullshit superman with one claw.
Bullshit superman died because of talking too much bullshit, and generally only villains will have this kind of treatment of dying because of talking too much...
Therefore, given Chen Tao's understanding of this universe superman, next...
"I'm going to die."
The Justice League Watchtower in Queen Hecate's world.
Chen Tao mixed in a bunch of colorful heroes. Since this dark multiverse is a reflection of the main universe "Clash of the Titans", most of the heroes are dressed in "pre-crisis" style, that is to say, quite retro.
Simply put, colorful and quite showy.
Chen Tao even saw the second generation Blue Beetle Ted and the Golden Bomber of the Dark Multiverse in the crowd.
Retro, too retro.
But that's not the point, the point is...
"I'm going crazy, I'm really going to die, I'd rather fight the Anti-Monitor shirtless for 300 rounds than have this meeting again."
Chen Tao's eyes widened, and beside him, a large number of heroes cheered for Superman on the stage.
The problem is, they have been cheering for almost an hour, won't they be tired? ? ?
Damn it, most of these heroes are superhumans, and their physical strength bars are indeed different from ordinary people.
Chen Tao's eyes went straight. He had never had a meeting in his life that was so, so, so poorly informed.
He didn't understand that Superman just kept talking nonsense on the stage, opening and closing his mouth and pouring out chicken soup about truth, goodness and beauty, and then the heroes around him kept cheering as if they had lost their minds, even the animated movie version of Infinity None of Earth's Crisis is that boring.
But Chen Tao was too embarrassed to interrupt the other party. Since he was here to help the magicians in this universe, he should first gain the other party's favor, right?
He also has to help deal with the crisis in this universe a little bit, to prevent the destruction of this universe from happening because he pulled people away, right?
He can't kidnap all the magicians by force, so he's not called a superhero, he's called the Laughing Bat.
Chen Tao grimaced. Fortunately, he was not really stupid enough to waste time. Instead, he made a dummy with a clay face and went to prepare for Queen Hecate himself, leaving only some nanobots to monitor the scene. Sound, just in case Nonsense Chao said something important and he would have to listen back to the recording.
But even listening remotely, Chen Tao was almost bored to death.
"I think what he said is quite good." Bain, who was sitting next to Chen Tao, smiled. If Chen Tao hadn't just witnessed him meditating on the three natural energies that communicate with the universe, this sentence would have been even more serious. Convincing.
"Don't you feel very touched?" Bain said: "About courage, dreams and heroic moral acts." He looked at the nonsense on the stage at 45 degrees, pretending to be real.
Chen Tao's eyes widened. Damn it, Bain actually learned how to tease him?
How dare you!
At this time, the bullshit Superman's speech finally ended, and Chen Tao let out a sigh of relief.
He remotely controlled the fake body composed of clay face and nanorobots to turn slightly sideways and get a little closer, listening intently to Nonchao's plan to attack the White House that had been occupied by Queen Hecate.
"We must believe in Diana, believe that Diana will be able to defeat the evil Hecate with her own will. We are not going to fight this time, but to believe in our teammates. We must use love and sincerity from the heart , Influence Diana, give Diana power, the greatest in the world..."
Chen Tao is going crazy.
He resisted the urge to jump on stage and give Nonsense a slap in the face, resisted the thought of attacking the opponent, and tried to calm down a little.
He turned sideways again, and a space crack opened not far away. Chen Tao's body also rushed back at this time, replacing his empty shell.
The empty shell returned to its original form, and Chen Tao finally no longer needed to remotely control the empty shell to listen to the situation at the scene.
Nonsense, still nonsense, skip, keep skipping.
Finally it’s time for the main event.
"We must not choose to attack by force. Many of the Amazon warriors guarding the gate were our friends in the past. We have to convince them, and then we can convince Diana after we go in."
Chen Tao waited for a while. At first, he thought this was just an opening statement or a backup plan C, but then he realized that the other party had nothing but this, and he couldn't help but hold his forehead.
Until now, the Alliance has not figured out that Wonder Woman has been controlled by Hecate, and this therapy plan...
It can only be said that in the comics, they did heal the Amazon female warrior who was guarding the door by brushing their faces and talking, and then they died at the hands of Queen Hecate after practicing this method perfectly.
"If no one objects, then we will set off and go peacefully..."
"I object!"
Chen Tao raised his hand among the sparse crowd of heroes.
Superhuman incompetence, loss of power and humiliation of the country, it seems that I must come out.
To be honest, Chen Tao didn't plan to join it by himself. He originally thought that the superhero Batman would help him introduce him, but he didn't expect that after understanding, the superhero Batman was completely a thug in the league, similar to King Kong or King Kong. Li Kui...
So simply put, he is not suitable as a leader.
therefore……
I can only do it myself. He strode out of the crowd. The superheroes looked at each other, and then turned their attention to the superhero Batman.
The other party began to introduce Chen Tao, and Chen Tao originally planned to use telepathic links to share memories with everyone, but was stopped by the Martian Manhunter of this universe.
The other party's telepathy ability is quite strong, and Chen Tao understands this very well. After all, as the mental defender of the Justice League, he cannot allow an unknown character to connect the heroes' brains at will, otherwise the consequences will be disastrous if the other party has malicious intentions.
Chen Tao is still very satisfied with this point. The Martian Manhunter in this universe has a basic sense of safety. This alone has already killed other people in the Justice League, okay?
"... So here's the thing, he has it in his memory... We need his help to deal with Queen Hecate, who is now completely..."
"Stop, stop, stop."
A hero jumped out of the crowd and walked to Chen Tao who was standing on the podium in the conference room.
Then he circled Chen Tao twice, and even stretched out his hand to squeeze Chen Tao's arm.
Chen Tao:?
The other person's Jarhead, brownish-red hair, and Green Lantern uniform reminded him of a person, a Green Lantern who did not exist in his Dark Multiverse, but existed in the main universe.
Green Lantern, Guy Gardner, is known as the greatest Red Lantern. Although he is a Green Lantern, he once ousted Atrocitus from the Red Lantern Throne.
Then he walked up to Chen Tao and shook his finger shamelessly at Chen Tao.
"You...can't."
Gardner pointed at Chen Tao's arm and held his stomach: "Where did you come from as a villain? You deceived a fool like Batman. Who are you pretending to be? You pretend to be Batman. Look at how thin you are. Dry, our Batman can't fight."
He waved to the superhero Batman not far away: "No matter how you look at it..."
When Chen Tao heard this, he was immediately struck by thunder.
Thin... skinny and dry?
This...is this talking about me?
Chen Tao was in a panic mode, and then Guy Gardner, who was jumping around, had the audacity to scratch his chin: "Where did you come from as a villain, and you want to come to the Justice League to change your diapers?"
Chen Tao clenched his fists. He knows that the heroes of the Dark Multiverse version will amplify his weaknesses and reduce his good points, so this Dark Multiverse version of Guy completely inherits and amplifies the main universe Guy's unbeatable character and terrible recklessness, all of which are It's reasonable, he can't attack the other party just because of this.
"Hey, you still want to fight me, come here, come here!" Gagardner said nonstop: "I can tell you are a liar at a glance, but the strong man next to you is quite majestic. …”
Chen Tao took a deep breath and gave him a forced smile: "Can you..."
"Hey, do you want to join the Justice League? As long as you are a good person, the League can help you pay social security..."
Then his words were suddenly interrupted by Chen Tao.
"Listen, you can't even sneeze without permission."
"Ha, what are you talking about?"
With one punch, Green Lantern Guy Gardner was beaten and spun 365 degrees in mid-air before he could activate his Green Lantern defense.
It stood upright and fell to the ground with a thud like a corpse.
The nonsense talker next to him saw this scene but did not do anything to stop him, but continued to talk nonsense:
"Ah, peace is the most precious thing. Harmony is the most precious thing. Don't do anything."
Chen Tao no longer talks nonsense.
While Nonsense Superman was still talking, Chen Tao had already flashed around. Nonsense Superman was obviously aware of it, but he was still arrogant: "Don't do it, doing so will only cause..."
The next second, Chen Tao poured a lot of kryptonite directly on his head. Nonsense covered his neck and fell to the ground with a crunch.
Then he turned his head and looked at the other superheroes in the hall, revealing a...
The corners of his mouth are grinned all the way to his ears, he is sunny, cheerful, peaceful and kind-hearted.
Smile slightly.
From the opponent's perspective, he might be glowing red.