Chapter 604 The legendary ultimate bachelor party?
“The island is so lonely and the waves are constantly crashing.
There are few trees and sparse grass, and the birds are reluctant to stop.
The sand is hot in the sun and the fish are hiding well.
Night..."
In the sky, Zhao Manyan was reciting his sour poem, but he got stuck at the end and wanted to sublimate but ran out of words.
"Mo Fan, let me test you..."
Mo Fan turned his head.
I am illiterate!
"Mu Bai?"
"The night falls quietly, and the stars are shining brightly." Mu Bai glanced at him: "Spare less with women and study more."
"You know nothing!" Zhao Manyan argued: "As for your serious and bad poems, if I take one more look at it, I will lose... Do you want me to say something?"
Xu Fang said casually: "Bikini at night, smiling on the beach."
"What a poem!"
Zhao Manyan did not hesitate to praise, but Xu Fang didn't take it to heart at all. He was standing on the Eagle Kailong and looking at the island below.
It is a very desolate island. It seems that it is often visited by demons. The trees are sparse and there is no green in sight.
The only thing worthy of praise is the island's beach, which is vast and empty, and the sand shines golden in the sun.
However, no matter how delicious the soup is, there will always be stinky mice coming to take a dip.
The beautiful beach is crawling with sea monsters basking in the sun, with their poopy bellies exposed.
Once you feel comfortable in the sun, you'll get a wave of buttocks and change positions, completely unaware that the danger is coming!
Zhang Xiaohou looked at Xu Fang. After Xu Fang nodded, he gave the order: "Everyone, carpet bomb!"
"hold head high----!!!"
The eagle Kailong roared proudly, and the mages' colorful magic fell like a torrential rain, all bombarding the demon.
Sunbathing Demon: SO?
Explosions occurred one after another, flesh and blood flew everywhere, and the air was filled with a disgusting smell of blood and burning.
The screams and wails of the monsters were intertwined.
Their bodies were torn apart by the bombardment of magic. Some were blown to pieces and bloody; others were devoured by high-temperature flames and turned into blackened ashes.
"vomit!"
Next to Xu Fang, CCTV reporter Xiaochuan felt his stomach churn and almost vomited.
"Can't accept it?" Xu Fang laughed.
"It's okay." Xiaochuan said this a little reluctantly.
What was he interviewing before?
It's basically a duel between mages.
There is a magician's convention between the mages. Even if there is a deep hatred, the most you can do is break an arm or a leg, and it's not very bloody.
————What is this in front of you?
Xiaochuan even felt the fragments of the Kraken splashing onto him, and even got them into his mouth when he took a deep breath...
"I have a local method that is particularly useful for relieving pain." Xu Fang said with a smile.
"what way?"
Xiaochuan believed in Xu Fang so much that he was almost blind.
"Here you go." Xu Fang handed him a black thing. Xiaochuan weighed it and it felt heavy: "What is this?"
"This is a super bomb. With it, you can defeat any kraken basking in the sun."
"Is this the native method you're talking about?" The corners of Xiaochuan's mouth twitched.
"Yes." Xu Fang said matter-of-factly.
Desensitization therapy, kid.
Xiaochuan took a deep breath, aimed at a sea monster that had lost half of its body and was running away with its two front limbs, and threw it violently!
Xu Fang flicked his fingers, and a sound track inputted magic energy into the bomb.
The magic circle was activated, the bomb fell on the sea monster, and then an explosion completely turned it into a rain of blood!
"How's it going?" Xu Fang said with a smile.
Xiaochuan took a deep breath and turned to look at his colleague carrying the camera: "Has it been recorded?"
The colleague nodded: "It's recorded. Can I fill in the interview?"
"good."
"This is CCTV. I'm on the dragon's body now. The person next to me is Commander Xu Fang. He just gave me a bomb..."
Yes, look at this energetic appearance, the one-time desensitization was successful!
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The remaining Kraken had no room to fight back in front of the Dragon Beast Team.
When the sunset kissed the sea level, there was no living person on the island.
"Spring is blooming!"
After Xu Fang, the seven constellations combined to form a bright and towering star palace.
The dazzling light instantly filled the entire island, and the air was filled with a fresh and mysterious energy fluctuation.
"Fuck me!"
Xiaochuan was watching well when he suddenly felt something poking at the soles of his feet. He was frightened out of his wits and thought it was some surviving sea monster.
"Stop it, it's grass." the cameraman said.
On the originally exposed rocks and barren land, tender green grass and fine wild flowers suddenly appeared, spreading at an alarming speed.
Because the speed was too fast, Xiaochuan's body was even pushed up.
Xu Fang said loudly: "Monkey, what style do you want for the bridal chamber?"
Zhang Xiaohou: "..."
Zhao Manyan suggested: "It's better to go out in the open air. This island is quite warm and the air is good. When you get tired, you can see the stars in the sky..."
Zhang Xiaohou: "..."
Mo Fan: "Why don't we make a hammock, made of tree vines to make it stronger, and then spread some grass or something, so it's closer to nature!"
Zhang Xiaohou: "..."
Mu Bai: "Does this still need to be on TV?"
Zhang Xiaohou: "..."
Enough of these people!
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After a big battle, you have to wander and relax as much as you want.
Many mages will choose to spend all the money they have, just to enjoy life while it lasts.
There is a saying that the saddest thing in the world is that people die without spending all their money.
In the Fanxue Mountain, the white-feathered dragon soared into the sky.
"Do we need to go so early?" He Yu asked.
"It is necessary." Mu Ningxue said lightly.
"You don't suspect that they are messing around... No, Xiaohou is an honest man, he won't do anything to let me down." He Yu said firmly.
"Zhang Xiaohou is honest, but others may not be." Mu Ningxue said.
"I agree!" Jiang Shaoxu raised his hand: "Especially that Zhao Manyan, who was shouting about sowing seeds all over the world during the dispute between the government and the government, and said that people who don't have romantic lives are in vain when they are young."
He Yu became nervous instantly.
She actually had some inferiority complex. She was the same age as Xu Fang and Zhang Xiaohou, but now she was only a mid-level mage.
She couldn't help Zhang Xiaohou in his mission, and she didn't even have the authority to know what he was doing!
The white-feathered dragon sped up and soon arrived at the island.
"Wow, so beautiful!"
Looking down from the air, the island was like a dazzling emerald inlaid in the blue sea, intertwined with the blue sky and white clouds.
On the island, the greenery was lush, and the dense jungle was like a huge green umbrella, covering most of the island.
"Is this a deserted island?"
"Look over there!"
Following the direction of Jiang Shaoxu's finger, everyone saw a golden beach.
On the beach, several men were wearing flowered shirts with their arms open, playing with water guns that they got from nowhere.
Women: "???"
The legendary ultimate bachelor party... is this it?