Chapter 613 Batman was forcefully kissed, merciless and iron-fisted: three consecutive bulls? ! (5,0
Seeing Wu Min Iron Fist rushing forward like crazy, Chen Tao felt like his head was about to explode.
Chen Tao's self-assessment of his current ability is that he is absolutely capable of defeating any member of the Dark Knights one-on-one. Even if they are blessed by Barbatos' energy, the final result will not be changed.
This is strong enough. After all, each of the members of the Dark Knights blessed by Barbatos' energy has defeated their counterparts in their main universe in one-on-one duels.
But being able to defeat the opponent does not mean being able to kill the opponent instantly, and this is also an important reason why the Laughing Bat put Wu Ming Iron Fist here. Chen Tao wasted a minute on Wu Ming Iron Fist, paying attention to and suppressing the Laughing Bat. Just one point less.
Giving the Laughing Bat time to develop will definitely lead to extremely terrible consequences.
A large number of victims such as Barbatos, Papetua, Lex Luthor in the main universe, and even Superman and Bat in the main universe have proven this.
(Note: They briefly suppressed laughter in many publications in "Metal", "Death Metal" and "Batman Superman", but were eventually killed.)
So in order to avoid laughing loudly at the end and saying the disgusting "everything is according to plan", Chen Tao never thought about fighting Wu Ming Iron Fist at the beginning. He arranged for Bane and the crazy version of the retro magic The heroine goes to deal with each other.
In order to prevent Iron Fist from being left unchecked, he even assigned the Horrible Lanterns who had achieved the balance of the three forces to Bane, and then made the other party fully responsible for containing Iron Fist.
The Magical Laughing Woman is responsible for attacking the mind of the Iron Fist, the Horrifying Lantern is responsible for suppressing the opponent's body, and Bane summons zombies to fight against the ghosts controlled by the opponent. The Trinity is fully restrained and well planned, but everything jumps to the point of the Iron Fist. Chen Tao's face turned into nothing.
"What the hell, where's Bane? Where's the Laughing Woman?"
A message was immediately sent to Bain's face by Chen Tao using the spirit of metal.
Paradise Island.
"Ah... what is it? No one... damn... weird... hungry... ah, no. It's so weird!"
She stupidly walked to the side of an Amazon corpse. A sword wound split from the side of the female warrior's face across her neck and penetrated into her abdomen.
The female warrior had an expression like an NPC in a horror movie, looking at the laughing Wonder Woman with wide eyes.
"Who... who beat my good sister? Woo hoo..."
Diana, who was confused, tried to lift the body up: "Eh... so strange, so strange, why are you dead?"
As she spoke, big tears flowed out of her eyes: "Why! Don't do this, I'm most afraid of this, I don't like it, wuwuwu...everyone..."
Although her mind was in chaos, the sadness that arose when she saw the Amazon corpses on the ground still made the crazy Diana start to cry.
Beside her, the red space of all living beings burst open in an instant, and Bane jumped out of it wearing a hood, cold sweat falling from his head.
"Where's the Iron Fist? I just saw such a big Iron Fist."
While Wonder Woman was laughing madly and wandering aimlessly looking for enemies, Bane had been hiding in the red space of all living beings, following her simultaneously.
He intended to take advantage of Wu Ming's iron fist and lead the Horrified Lantern to sneak attack with a left kick and a right whip kick, but the person who had been planning for a long time suddenly disappeared.
Bane was overly cautious, thinking that the Iron Fist had been tricked by the Laughing Bat, so he hid in the dark and planned a reverse sneak attack. At first, the Laughing Wonder Woman couldn't find anyone, and Bane was still hiding in the Red of All Beings. After operating for a long time, he kept checking where Iron Fist was hiding. If Batman hadn't sent a message just now, he would probably still be fighting with the air over there.
"I'll be right over." Bane rushed over with his feet up, laughing wildly at Wonder Woman's chaotic thinking. She instinctively wanted to raise her sword when she saw people.
There was a bang on Bane's clay face, and he was instantly dressed in a full Amazon female warrior uniform.
In fact, when Batman proposed this method, Bane no longer thought there was any problem.
Over the years, his lower limit has been lowered and lowered. He has even seen ventriloquists in maid outfits. Is there anything in the world that is more eye-catching than this?
Furthermore, it is only worn when he needs to control the magical Laughing Woman, which puts even less psychological pressure on Bane.
Bain puffed out his chest, and the strong chest muscles supported what was supposed to be supported. Even though it is a women's uniform, it would look weird when worn by a muscular man like Bain, but he is too strong, so it actually fits well.
The laughing Wonder Woman was now having brain problems due to the medicine, and when she saw the Amazon's attire, she suddenly felt friendly.
"Good sister," she said.
With a bang, Bane's uniform disappeared, but the laughing Wonder Woman still obediently let Bane grab her shoulders, and then the two of them appeared in the red of all living beings.
"Scary Lantern, let's go!"
Bain gave the order to the Horrified Lantern, who stood there dumbly and silently, but received malicious insults from the two energy masters in his body:
"Damn you bastard, I want..."
Queen Hecate and the Fire Giant Surtur in the Horrible Lantern came over and let out a series of sweet farts at Bain, which made Bain want to laugh.
One is the goddess of magic, the other is the giant fire god. These two guys who are born as gods don't know how to curse at all. To the old Gotham people, those curses are no different than scratching an itch.
While Bane is actually technically a Gotham gangster... don't sweat the details.
"Sorry, Bane, I can't control them...don't take what they say at heart."
Bane nodded towards the old lantern Alan Scott who could speak with his own thoughts in the Horrified Lantern, and then took out the mother box in the red of all living beings.
The sonic blast channel opens instantly. He only needs to teleport long distances through the sonic blast channel in the red of all beings. He will soon appear in the red space of all beings where Batman is. At that time, whether it is a sudden sneak attack or to support Batman All with ease.
He took one step forward and led the other two people through the sonic tunnel, and then...
They found themselves in a primitive jungle. An Indominus dragon was frightened by Bane, jumped up from the ground, and fell onto its back.
"???"
Bain thought he had made a mistake, so he hurriedly led the two of them back, and then opened the portal again.
On the other side of the door was a battlefield filled with smoke. Bain took two confused steps and met the confused Napoleon Bonaparte. Then he was fired by a round of musketry from Napoleon's personal guards. Both sides They were all shocked.
"Damn, I understand what's going on." Bane said with a livid face: "Batman, the bastard Reverse Flash has made the timeline of this universe look like a piece of shit. The time and space here are too fragile, and the time and space are so fragile. The long distance causes time and space to break, always throwing me to a random point on the timeline. Sorry, I’m afraid I’ll be late.”
"Got it." He heard Batman's calm voice, Bane gritted his teeth, and then they returned to the original position of the red of all beings. Bain originally planned to set off in the Red of All Beings, but when he thought of the unstable space fragmentation, he slapped his head.
"Forget it, just go directly from the reality of the physical universe."
So the three finally returned to the ground on Paradise Island, and then Bane turned his attention to the Horrible Lantern.
The Horrible Lantern fired another turbulent stream of sweet farts towards Bane.
"Take us and run away, directly to Wu Ming Iron Fist..."
"Looking for Wu Ming's iron fist to take revenge."
The second half of the sentence was not said by Bain.
Bain turned his head and reflected in his heart that he did not check the surroundings as soon as he left the Red of All Living Things. If the other party did not open his mouth but attacked sneakily, I don't know what would have happened. Bain knew that he was too lax...
And the fact that the other party is also a master of martial arts is not an excuse for him not to discover the other party.
A Wonder Woman dressed in a crown walked out from the ruins strewn with corpses, holding her bleeding hand. One of her arms was limp. At first, Bane thought it had been removed by some kind of joint technique, but he saw Seeing the hideous wound on the opponent's back when he turned sideways, Bain realized that the person who did it was far more sinister than he thought.
Wu Ming's iron fist directly used a long knife to cut off the tendons of her arm from behind.
"Who are you?" Bain asked a name he knew the answer to.
"I am Wonder Woman Diana, the Wonder Woman Diana of this universe." said the Wonder Queen.
This universe is a reflection of the Flashpoint of the main universe, so Wonder Woman in this universe is the queen of the Amazons, and is the culprit of the destruction of the world after fighting Arthur Core, the king of Atlantis.
Of course, before she had time to fight to such an extent, Wu Ming came to her door and killed her with an iron fist.
"That guy named Wu Ming Iron Fist, you are his enemy, right?"
The Wonder Queen gasped and said.
"I collected a lot of information about Wu Ming Iron Fist when I was fighting him to the death. I thought I had no chance to repay an eye with an eye..."
The Wonder Queen's face showed a cruel and violent smile that was completely different from that of most Wonder Women in the parallel universe. At this moment, she was a vengeful beast.
The gap between homotopes in different parallel universes is wider than that between humans and dogs.
When the Wonderful Queen of the Flashpoint world line had a falling out with Arthur, the King of Atlantis, it was because she was originally going to be engaged to the King of Atlantis, but she found out that Arthur and Mela were messing around before the wedding, so Miracle The queen immediately chopped off Mei La's head, and when she was done, she took her hair and threw her head in front of Arthur.
With such a gameplay, Arthur, the King of Atlantis in this universe, would be damned if he didn't become red-eyed.
Now, the paradise island controlled by this cruel and violent Miracle Queen was suddenly attacked by Wu Mercy Iron Fist and killed her. Then she slapped her butt and ran away. If Wu Mercy Iron Fist hadn't suddenly disappeared, even Miracle Queen would have been killed by him. Revenant.
With such hatred, it would be weird if the Wonder Queen didn't want revenge.
Bain shook his head: "Your shoulders..."
Then he heard Wonder Woman grab his shoulders and push him back violently, followed by a creepy squelch, and then the sound of flesh beginning to grow.
"It doesn't matter if it goes faster, my wound will heal soon."
Wonder Woman shook off the blood on her sword, and then sheathed it: "We will make that damn ruthless iron fist pay with his blood right away."
"Is the blood on your sword a ruthless iron fist?"
The Wonder Queen's face twitched.
"It's mine," she said. "Wumian Iron Fist took my sword and then threw it away. But soon this sword will be stained with Wu Ming Iron Fist's blood."
So she said.
"Sister... you smell so good... you smell so good! I like... eh, I like sisters... the same smell."
The Wonder Queen pushed the Wonder Laughing Woman away in disgust.
"So," she said, "can we go out now and kill that bastard? Let's go first. I have something to tell you on the way."
A few seconds later, Bane and two different versions of Wonder Woman were sitting in a row, riding on the back of the Horrible Lantern, like riding a witch's broom.
The Horrible Lantern's green lantern ring prepared a protective shield for them on the outside. They were like meteors in the red of all living beings, flying quickly towards the location of Batman.
As they flew, Bain heard the other side's voice: "During these confrontations with Wu Ming Iron Fist, I found a way to... not only defeat the opponent, but at least significantly weaken the opponent in a short period of time. But. I need you and this person beside you..."
"Diana." Bain said: "Diana, this is Diana, Wonder Woman, and this is also Wonder Woman. Okay, you know each other now."
"Yes, in short, I need your Diana to cooperate. We should do this...and then you can make a sneak attack..."
"Clayface? Hmm... There is no way to tell which one is the real Diana with an iron hand, but it is still possible to create illusions to distract..."
"..."
"Yeah, that's right, just do it."
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Damn it, Bain couldn't arrive right away.
Chen Tao was almost made to doubt his life.
Hey, do you think there is a possibility?
Everything he is experiencing now is within the plan of the Laughing Bat!
Maybe, after he takes care of Wu Ming Iron Fist, he will have to face the disgusting classic saying of the Laughing Bat.
"That won't happen, that won't happen."
Chen Tao held his head and rejected his idea. He just acted stupidly.
"The Iron Fist without Mercy was obtained by the Bat Mite. If the Laughing Bat can control the Bat Mite, then why doesn't he directly control the Bat Mite and surrender, instead of going to a lot of trouble to let the other party come over to influence him, and let the Bat The mite is too close to itself, which does not give him a chance to naturally guide the bat mite. "
If we use this opportunity to let Chen Tao and Bat Mite stay together, and the price is to allow Iron Fist to delay Batman for a certain period of time, this looks a bit like a loss-making deal, so strictly speaking, this is a win-win situation for both parties. No unexpected surprises.
However, this accident was a bit unfriendly to Chen Tao - he had never thought about dealing with Wu Mian Iron Fist before, and he didn't think anyone could stand up to the Cruel Knight. This guy was strengthened by Wu Mian Iron Fist to a superhuman level with the power of war. So Chen Tao swallowed him directly, stuffed him into the alien space of the metal spirit, and sealed it in his body, but at this time...
"War is everywhere, Bruce, I am you, why do you think you can trap war?"
Chen Tao watched helplessly as the Cruel Knight grew out from the back of the Merciless Iron Fist. Yes, it grew out, like some kind of grafted plant, in a way that went against common sense, like a dividing spore. Appear.
At the same time, Chen Tao also felt that the body of the cruel knight sealed in the metal spirit quickly shriveled down and turned into an empty shell.
It seems to be the ability of some Greek gods to release the cruel knight from Chen Tao's cage in a conceptual way.
The Cruel Knight somehow conjured a heavy machine gun in his hand and opened fire on the limited version of Wonder Woman who rushed towards the back of Wu Mercy's iron fist. Diana from the Chen Tao universe is now wearing the weapon prepared by Batmite for him. Wearing an extra-long floor-length wedding dress and using her bare hands, she was immediately forced back by bullets that seemed to have some kind of divine power from the god of war.
Chen Tao had no time to support his own Diana. He glided with his prostate and suddenly swung the bone spurs that grew out of the body after the Destroyer's transformation, blocking the ruthless iron fist that almost killed the magician, a member of the Rogue Gang.
Bat Mite ignored everything and moved all the members in his universe, causing most of the members to be mixed.
For example, among the Rogue Gang, only Captain Cold and Heat Wave can guarantee that they will not be killed by a single blow when faced with the ruthless Iron Fist. Which of the remaining Rogue Gang members is not at the level where they will die if they are hit by a knife?
The instigator, Bat-Mite, jumped up and down happily beside him, stroking his hands and laughing: "Yes, yes, Batman should protect innocent people. It's so Batman. This is very Batman."
He did two somersaults in the air and said, "Hey, do you have a dollar in your pocket?"
The next second, a large amount of dollars appeared uncontrollably in Chen Tao's pocket. They erupted from his pocket like feathers and landed on the magician's hand.
"Yes, that's right. Batman should give him dollars from his pocket after saving innocent people."
(Note: This is indeed what Batman did in "Batman Year One".)
Chen Tao's foot slipped, and he was almost kicked by the dollar. At the last moment, he stopped the sword that was being swung by Talia and Robin Damian Wayne with his iron fist, and tried to counterattack with the same sword. Damianti picked it up by the back of his neck and threw it to Poison Ivy next to him.
Then he hurriedly hugged Thalia from behind with a ruthless iron hand that was trying to kill Thalia.
"It's a rare sight, my love. It would be better if you weren't wearing the groom's clothes."
Thalia turned to look at Wonder Woman who was fighting with the Cruel Knight: "You have really bad taste."
"Now...is not the time...to talk about this!"
Chen Tao knocked Wu Ming Iron Fist to the ground, and then punched him so that he flew out like a cannonball, plowing the ground and exploding like tofu. Wu Ming Iron Fist's sneering voice could still be heard in his ears:
"You know nothing about fighting, Bruce, you're nowhere near the other Bruce I've seen."
His heart was full of gloom, and he looked embarrassed with his ruthless iron fist, but in fact he was unscathed. This guy was too durable to be beaten! How long will this take?
He jumped over, and then heard Bane's message in mid-air: "Batman, I have a plan to quickly deal with the Iron Fist. When the time comes, you will listen to my command."
"Okay, what is it?" Chen Tao immediately asked in the communication, and then he heard Bain's voice: "Don't resist yet."
"Resist?"
Chen Tao didn't understand what it meant. Then he saw the red portal of all living beings appear beside him, and then a Diana with a crown jumped out from it.
When Chen Tao didn't react, the Wonder Queen grabbed the other person's head, and then kissed Chen Tao fiercely on the lips.
Chen Tao: "???"
There was a loud bang when the mouth was separated, and everyone was stunned.
Immediately afterwards, Chen Tao heard the command from the Queen of Wonder: "Next Diana, come on!"
Wu Ming Iron Fist, who had just calmed down and was still able to fight normally, was once again driven crazy by the stimulation.