Chapter 616 Batmite: If you are so slow in dating, why don’t you just have a baby?

Chapter 616 Batmite: If you are so slow in dating, why don’t you just have a baby?

At this time, the abilities controlled by Wu Ming Iron Fist completely come from Bat Mite. Fortunately, Bat Mite seems to have completely learned the lesson of the failure of Troublemaker's ability being taken away by the clown. Therefore, he is not an idiot and is not stupid enough to directly give his ability to him. Instead, the other party gave Wu Ming Iron Fist a "send a mission request", followed by the basic triggering logic of "complete the mission" from Bat Mite's side.

This superpower seems ridiculous, but in fact...

It's really nonsensical, and it's just something Batmite came up with just for fun, but for Wu Merciless Iron Fist, there's no better situation than this.

The so-called "summoning a marriage partner" is just a cover. In Wu Ming's iron-fisted hands, this is an unlimited opportunity to summon all the most dangerous villains in the super-time stream.

The Uncrowned Iron Fist knew that Bat-Mite couldn't really let him kill Batman. This five-dimensional creature was a fan of Batman. He came to these villains just to see Batman beat them all over the place. Teeth, not wanting Batman to actually get hurt or anything.

But this is enough. The mission of Wu Merciless Iron Fist is to delay as much time as possible and gain more opportunities for the Laughing Bat. Isn't this enough to delay time?

"Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch..."

Doomsday, who was wearing a wedding dress, roared to the sky. Like the cute Diana next to him, Doomsday from the "Death of Superman" period was also tortured by the wedding dress he was wearing.

Although Bat Mite's five-dimensional power helped Doomsday resist the paradoxical punishment from the super-time flow, it also put him in an iron suit that was impossible to take off.

This wedding dress became a "hero skin" that was always on Doomsday's body. No matter how many times Doomsday tore off the dress, he would soon wear it again.

This made Doomsday, who couldn't burst his clothes, very uncomfortable. The bone spurs on his body grew three inches longer. The furious beast was furious at the spot. Then the pair of red eyes stared at Chen Tao, and then from there His eyes shot out red light like a lighthouse searchlight.

Chen Tao was almost numb when Wedding Dress Destruction Day punched him in the face again.

It's not that he can't confront Doomsday head-on, but that Doomsday in the "Death of Superman" period will get stronger the more he fights, unless he is killed like Superman with power exceeding the upper limit in one go... That means Chen Tao He must concentrate on dealing with the Doomsday for a short period of time, and then the next part of the plot is to be attacked by Wu Ming with an iron fist, right? He wouldn't be that stupid.

But if you don't concentrate, a small number of attacks that don't exceed the upper limit will only make Doomsday stronger.

"Hey, you're going to have problems if you change the time flow like this." Chen Tao protested loudly to Bat Mite while resisting Doomsday's attack: "Without Doomsday, the culprit who caused Superman's death, the entire The events of The Death of Superman will no longer exist. The law of cause and effect has changed, and a new bifurcated timeline will appear on the super-time flow. You are disrupting the normal development of the super-time flow!"

"What? No, of course not." The bat mite appeared on top of Destroyed Day's head with a bang. At this time, Destroyed Day's self-taught index fingers crossed into heavy fists, and then he raised them high above his head and hit Chen Tao hard. Smash it down.

Bat Mite snapped his fingers, and then on top of Doomsday's heavy punch... there was a bouquet of flowers.

Damn it, what's the point?

"Fifth-dimensional creatures can repair everything caused by their own divine power, do you remember?" Bat Mite said: "Remember that Troublemaker and I had a fight before... We almost broke the super-time flow, but That's the result of five-dimensional imagination, which means I can fix it at will, you know? Everything I do is within the realm of what I can fix."

(Note: The fight between him and Troublemaker mentioned by Batmite here refers to the incident of "The World's Funniest Partner". Batmite destroyed Troublemaker's mechanism to tease Superman, and then the two of them fought. During this period, they were talking to each other. During the fight, the ghost came to break up the fight, and the troublemaker knocked the ghost unconscious with the earth.

Immediately afterwards, the two five-dimensional creatures picked up planets and galaxies and smashed them against each other, destroying the entire multiverse. Then they went upstream of the super-time flow and destroyed countless parallel universes. But after they got back together, they teamed up to restore them. )

"So enjoy these. After all, I rarely come out once."

After Bat Mite made a small ok gesture of "don't worry", he continued to do somersaults with joy, watching Chen Tao being chased by more and more "brides" with Wu Ming's iron fist and running around on the ground.

Of course, not all of these "brides" are willing to be controlled.

"It's really...blasphemous..." The voice should be Brainiac from a certain timeline in the hyper-time stream. Looking at his classic handsome green face and the pink spots on his head, Chen Tao roughly guessed that this guy should be... It is from over 800 chapters of Action Comics.

At this time, Brainiac's thick body made the wedding dress bulge. He tried to resist the control, but he couldn't change his feet from running after Chen Tao uncontrollably.

The bride should hold the groom's hand. This is the program designed by Bat Mite. These villains recruited from the super time flow are all based on the five-dimensional power of Bat Mite, so they can violate the paradox of the super time flow in reality. Stay, Bat-Mite's control over them makes them at least unable to refuse and run towards Batman without hesitation.

At this time, the number of brides chasing Chen Tao has gradually increased, and there are everyone.

A large group of villains, whether known or unknown to Chen Tao, were collectively wearing wedding dresses. They made all kinds of strange noises, and rushed towards Chen Tao collectively.

Chen Tao seriously suspected that Wumin Tiewan had put in all his efforts and kept pulling people from the super-time stream. At the beginning, the characters he pulled were still like Doomsday, who had strength and power and were carefully selected at a glance, but later Wumin Tiewan simply did not select carefully and won directly by quantity.

This resulted in the Penguin Man from an unknown timeline being pulled over in a confused manner. He seemed to be taking a shower when he was pulled over, naked, and half of his body was not dry yet, but he was put on a wedding dress as soon as he came over.

Suddenly, the Penguin Man's short, fat, and fat body was filled with a hazy beauty. The sense of immorality that seemed to be exposed but not exposed reached its peak as the Penguin Man ran uncontrollably with his short legs.

With a smack, Oswald slipped on his wedding dress, and Chen Tao's Penguin Man screamed: "Enough!!!"

He was recognized by the bat mites as a "bat family and friends group", and then he was suddenly pulled over from the office. Oswald suddenly switched from the leisurely life of the president of the Mexican Burrito Group to a big fight against superpower ghosts.

If it weren't for the fact that the long-term life in Gotham in the past had trained the Penguin's physique, and he had not given up his habit of always carrying an umbrella full of weapons, the Penguin who had just come over would have been almost hacked to death by so many Amazon female warrior ghosts.

After finally standing firm and leaving the fierce battlefield, he saw an ugly self who showed everything about himself to others without scruples, and the Penguin Man was almost furious.

This is not actually strong, but there are many brides who were temporarily pulled in to make up the number, such as the Calendar Man Bride and the Condiment King Bride, but there are more difficult guys.

Just as Chen Tao was estimating the strength of the guys behind him bit by bit, he saw Wumin's iron fist wave his hand.

Then Darkseid, with a livid face, appeared on the scene in a wedding dress.

Damn.

An Omega ray shot towards Chen Tao, and Chen Tao had to shoot back.

As for which timeline this Darkseid came from? Chen Tao could only say that it was definitely not the heyday of Darkseid in "Final Crisis". The opponent was very strong, but not as strong as Chen Tao imagined. It was very likely from the unit chapter story where Darkseid was beaten by Doomsday.

The opponent's strength was slightly weaker than that of the Darkseid in Chen Tao's universe, but this was the biggest problem. If it was the Darkseid of the main universe, no matter which timeline in the upper reaches of the super time stream, he should not be so weak.

But the fact that Darkseid was a slightly weaker version did not stop him from wearing a wedding dress with a paralyzed face and his hands behind his back to get married in a hurry.

Chen Tao saw Darkseid with shining eyes, coming up to him enthusiastically with his hands behind his back, and behind him was the bride of Doomsday who was tearing off her wedding dress desperately, revealing her strong chest muscles and unrestrained and passionate.

Sinestro from some unknown timeline also appeared here with a sullen face. His originally red face was almost red with anger. Although he was wearing a wedding dress, he was shaking with anger the whole time.

"What do you want, Bat-Mite?"

Chen Tao gritted his teeth: "Do you really want to see me get beaten up?"

He pointed at the brides behind him: "This is not fun at all."

"Fun, of course it's fun." Bat-Mite said: "This is a punishment for your delay in getting married."

"?" Chen Tao didn't know what to say for a moment. What kind of punishment was this? Even Alfred wouldn't urge him to get married like this!

"Look at you, Batman." Bat-Mite said, "It's been so long, and you've never even gotten married, not even once."

He snapped his fingers, and then the League heroine who was fighting with the Cruel Knight next to him appeared beside Chen Tao and ran away with him. Chen Tao especially noticed that their arms were linked together, like a bride and groom.

"You were so stupid that you were fighting..." The Cruel Knight found that his opponent was gone, and raised his weapon to the distant Alliance Diana with a ferocious face. The next second he was slapped flat by Bat-Mite, and stuck to the ground like plasticine, in a physical sense.

A little later, he even stole the show.

Bat-Mite may not have killed him, but the Cruel Knight was undoubtedly in a "squashed" state like some cartoon creature, and he couldn't recover for a while.

Bat-Mite pushed the topic back to the point.

"Where is the progress of your previous relationship?"

"Uh..." Chen Tao said: "Date into lunch?"

The League Heroine nodded: "We're going to start dating soon. We...we've made an appointment."

"As long as things are stable and I have time, we'll start our first date, a formal one, without any unexpected interruptions." Chen Tao said.

"But before that, we still have to focus on business. After all, we can't just leave the Justice League and suddenly run together... "The League Heroine got a little stuck as she spoke.

"That means we haven't even started dating yet, and the ambiguous period hasn't even begun." The bat mite was like a pickled eggplant.

It stared at the embarrassed male and female in front of it.

Chen Tao and the others slowed down, and the Bride of Doom rushed toward them, and were then slapped away by the bat mites.

Then he suddenly cheered up and said: "How about this, you just go ahead, don't make any more appointments, just go to bed."

"When we sleep together, the plot advances and everything is solved."

"????"

"Hey, this is too fast!"

Chen Tao and Alliance Heroine looked at each other, and they both reached out their hands to express their rejection to Bat Mite: "We haven't thought about it yet."

When Bat Mite heard this, he was immediately shocked.

“Why is my cp ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” Bat Mite turned somersaults in mid-air, and then made a mess of his hood, and the two bat ears drooped down from left to right, and then he shouted:

"It's so annoying, it's so annoying, you two, after so long, you haven't made any progress at all. This is illegal!"

Then there was another sudden pause.

"Forget it, it's too annoying to fall in love so slowly, why don't you just have a baby together." He suddenly thought of another good idea, and a light bulb popped up in his head, and then said: "You understand It’s like turning a page in a novel, and on the next page it says, ‘The prince and the princess got married, and they gave birth to a pair of children’!”

Bat Mite said: "This is the best solution!"

"Don't worry, leave it to me. As long as you nod, it will take one minute to get pregnant and three minutes to give birth. In five minutes, you will have your own baby!"

Bat Mite boasted: "When the time comes, Dr. Bat Mite will personally deliver the baby for you, and the delivery method is just a snap of the fingers."

This proposal of course aroused unanimous opposition from both of them.

Facing the two pieces of wood that shook their heads like rattles, the bat mite swallowed his anger, smashed the bat teeth and swallowed it in his mouth.

"That's it." Bat Mite finally took a step back: "As long as you kiss each other, I will send all these brides back to their super time streams. Is this fair enough?"

Calling the bride from behind, she was working hard with a ruthless iron fist: "?"