Chapter 656: Work hard! I hope your brother can find you a sister-in-law next year!

Chapter 656: Work hard! I hope your brother can find you a sister-in-law next year!

“Ahhhhhhh——!!!”

Reed's eyes were red, and he was grabbing his hair hard, looking like he was going crazy.

Even though he knew that he and Susan were really going to die this time...

But no man can bear it, standing at the door and listening to the sound of his ex-fiancée swaying wildly in the room, right?

"If I had known this, why did I do it in the first place?"

Johnny sighed.

Reed could have been forgiven for what happened before, but this time... it was all Reed's fault. He actually added chicken essence when frying the noodles!

Originally, you made a mistake, and if you admit it honestly, it can still be undone, but if you break the pot and break it... you deserve it!

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Reed leaned against the cold wall weakly, as if all his strength had been drained from his body, he slowly and uncontrollably slid to the cold ground.

Feeling the slight vibration coming from the wall, he covered his face helplessly with his hands, tears silently overflowed from between his fingers, turning into bursts of sobs, and finally couldn't help crying.

This time, he really wanted to say goodbye to the person who once illuminated his world and existed like the white moonlight.

That beautiful time that once haunted him and thought that he could spend the rest of his life together could only be turned into a memory, deeply imprinted in his heart, becoming a tenderness and regret that could never be touched.

Reed's heart felt like it was being pricked by thousands of needles, and every breath he took was filled with indescribable pain.

But he also understands that there are always too many helplessness and misses in life. Sometimes, letting go is the best way to help each other.

"It's not Susan's fault! It's all me! It's all my fault!"

Although his heart was full of reluctance, Reid still forced himself to accept this reality, let tears wash away all nostalgia and illusions, and prepared to face a future without her.

for a long time.

Bai Ye rushed out of the next room in disheveled clothes. He looked at Reed, who was sitting on the ground with a heart full of despair, and punched him: "Reed, this is all your fault! Why did you force Susan to do this? This kind of thing is coming!”

The one who came out next was Susan, who was dressed and ready.

"Yes... I'm sorry! It's all my fault!"

Reed burst into tears and stood down from Susan and Bai Yetu: "Please take good care of Susan in the future!"

"Of course!" Bai Ye just softened his expression and said, "You don't need to tell me, I know it! She is such a simple and kind girl, but she has been hurt by you over and over again... You have done a great sin!"

"Okay Susan, let's go and ignore this bad guy!"

Bai Ye made a move to grab Susan's little hand and take her away.

But I didn't expect...

Susan directly shook off Bai Ye's hand, looked at Reed who was kneeling, snorted coldly, stepped on her high heels, turned around and left.

"Well……"

Bai Ye was a bit embarrassed.

snort!

You little girl, you dare to shame me like this. It seems you haven’t been punished yet!

Just wait for me!

It's still in the running-in period now. When you become compliant later, let's see how I manipulate you!

I will transfer all my life-long postures to you, Kouya!

Susan left. Bai Ye and Johnny looked at Reid and each other. They couldn't say anything more and had to leave side by side.

"I really didn't expect that such an infatuated couple would end up like this."

Johnny was overwhelmed.

"It's normal in life that everything doesn't go your way." Bai Ye shrugged.

"But I always feel that something is wrong about this matter. How could things happen by such a coincidence? It's like a carefully arranged script..." Johnny looked at Bai Ye unconsciously.

"It's really not me!" Bai Ye said helplessly: "If you don't believe me, check it out yourself. It has nothing to do with me. It's just that we were so unlucky!"

Johnny looked at Bai Ye, looking left and right. No matter how he looked at him, he felt that Bai Ye was very suspicious.

Even if he did investigate Bai Ye privately after the last incident, he didn't find any clues.

...He simply doubted Bai Ye!

"Forget it, whether it's you or not, things are already like this. My sister and Reed will definitely not be able to survive!" Johnny shook his head.

Arrived at the hotel door.

Baiye saw a homeless man begging at the door. He felt pity and gave the beggar a 10-dollar bill.

"Wow, Mr. Osborne, the great philanthropist, is so generous to beggars, but what about me? Your dearest brother-in-law, his family is so poor that he can't even open the pot, so you can't help me!" Johnny His eyes lit up and he immediately came forward with a smile.

Johnny's money is never enough. He used to be brothers with Bai Ye, so he could only enjoy Bai Ye's foot massages. Now it's better. He has become Bai Ye's brother-in-law. That brother-in-law's money is my money, isn't it? Already?

"You want this too? Well, here you go!"

A playful smile appeared on Bai Ye's lips, and he took out a wad of brand-new, slightly shiny 10-dollar bills from his pocket, and threw them to Johnny casually.

Johnny didn’t mind that Mosquito Rourou was too small, so he quickly took it:

"Thank you, brother-in-law...wait! Is this...is there something wrong?"

He took the money, held it in front of him, and looked at it carefully while gently stroking the texture of the banknote with his fingers: "Is this US dollar... real? Or is it a newly issued US dollar banknote? I am behind the times. I am still behind the times." Don’t know?”

"You don't need to look at it, it's indeed counterfeit money!" Bai Ye laughed.

"Huh?"

Johnny looked at Bai Ye in confusion: "Your family is so big, with assets of trillions of dollars, why do you still play with counterfeit money? Are you bored?"

"I take these counterfeit money to give to the homeless." Bai Ye explained: "Think about it, when beggars use this money, they will be arrested sooner or later. If the beggar is a real beggar, he will not worry about food and clothing after being arrested; if the beggar is a fake beggar, then he deserves to be arrested."

Johnny's CPU was almost burned.

"Deng Yixia! Deng Yixia! Let me figure it out!"

Johnny counted on his fingers for a long time.

He sorted out Bai Ye's logic.

There are many homeless people in the United States, as many as millions, and it is basically impossible to turn over from a homeless person.

And many homeless people will really starve to death, freeze to death, or be killed on the streets.

If Bai Ye gave them counterfeit money to use, they would be arrested and put in jail.

They would definitely be bullied and beaten in jail, but at least they would not starve to death or freeze to death.

To a certain extent, Bai Ye really saved their lives.

It's just that those homeless people may not be willing to go to jail... Being a homeless person is a bit harder, but they still have freedom.

And for ordinary Americans, clearing the homeless people will also reduce a lot of public security problems.

Everyone has a bright future!

Johnny could only say in the end: "You are really a good man who deserves to be struck by lightning!"

"Personally, I think that no matter what, letting people live is the greatest truth. Starving to death is a small matter, but losing one's chastity is a big matter. I dare not have such an idea!" Bai Ye smiled and said: "It must be better to let those homeless people stay in jail than to let them starve to death or freeze to death on the street, right?"

"...Aren't you afraid that people will accuse you of using counterfeit money?" Johnny scratched his head.

"I didn't use the fake money to make a profit, I just gave the beggar a small toy. What's illegal?" Bai Ye shrugged: "It's the beggar who used the fake money to buy things, which constitutes a profit-making behavior, that's illegal, right?"

"..." Johnny looked at Bai Ye speechlessly: "Others have Satan tattooed on their backs, but I think Satan should have you tattooed on his back!"

Bai Ye is not ashamed, but proud: "Just wait, one day, I will knock down all those demons and sit on Satan's throne myself!"

When he is promoted to multiple, from a leek, to a leek cutter, he can sit on Satan's position.

Even the old man Mephisto has sat on Satan's throne, why can't I?

"Okay, this is for you!" Bai Ye threw a bank card to Johnny: "This is my supplementary gold card, you can use it yourself, we are all family from now on, don't be polite to me!"

"Wow, is this the legendary... American Express Bank's Centurion Black Gold Card?" Johnny couldn't let it go: "It is said that this thing can make planes turn around and trains stop running... Is it true?"

Johnny is not a country bumpkin, of course he has heard of American Express Bank's Centurion Black Gold Card, which is called the "King of Cards" by industry insiders.

The holders are either rich or noble, because this black card does not accept applications, only banks actively invite customers to join.

It is reported that the holders of American Express's black cards are a very small number of top 1% customers.

The biggest difference from ordinary credit cards is that black cards "do not set a credit limit" and cannot be maxed out.

The Centurion Black Gold Card also gave customers a promise: "As long as it is legal on earth, we will find a way to satisfy customers."

It is said that a black card holder once called the customer service department of the bank in southern France, claiming that he and his car took the same train, and he got off the train halfway, but the car remained on the train.

Later, the customer service department of American Express successfully contacted the train company and stopped the train, unloaded other goods, found the card holder's car, and let him continue his journey.

"You will know if you try it yourself." Bai Ye smiled and said, "Instead of listening to my description here, why don't you try it yourself? The personal experience is more shocking than any words."

"Some time ago, my Sun Bank acquired American Express Bank, so now this thing, to some extent, is also considered to be 'my family'."

"Awesome! It's awesome, brother-in-law! Brother-in-law! Brother-in-law for one day, brother-in-law for the rest of my life! From now on, you will be the big one, and I will be the small one. From this day on, my life will be handed over to you!" Johnny's eyes widened when he heard it, and his face was full of admiration.

"Be good!" Bai Ye smiled and patted Johnny's head: "Do a good job! Try to find you a sister-in-law next year!"

Johnny was excited: "Thank you, brother-in-law!"

...

After seeing Johnny off, Bai Ye returned home.

"Wanda..."

The smile on Bai Ye's face suddenly froze, and the scene in front of him made him dumbfounded - there were three Wandas at home!

They each occupied a corner, and each Wanda held a heavy magic book, reading it with full concentration, and from time to time they would wave one hand, with a faint light flashing on their fingertips, obviously practicing some kind of spell.

Bai Ye asked tentatively: "No, Wanda, what are you doing..."

Wanda said without raising her head: "While you were away, I discovered a magic that can cast a physical clone, and the memories obtained by the clone will return to the original body when they dissipate, so I separated I got two clones to help me read the book, which will make it much faster."

"Ah this..."

Bai Ye scratched his head, Wanda, are you sure this isn't the legendary art of multiple shadow clones?

Well, magic is all-encompassing and diverse. It is normal to have clone techniques. Even Xiao Yan, the golden finger, has three thousand thunder phantoms!

"But Wanda, are you sure your clone won't rebel?"

Bai Ye's eyes glanced back and forth between the three Wandas. No matter in appearance, expression or behavior, they were all exactly the same, as if they were triplets.

And Bai Ye remembered that Han Paopao also practiced the clone technique, but the clone himself grew spiritual intelligence and wanted to devour the original body and achieve self-realization. This was more troublesome.

"Of course not. These clones are just like derivatives of their own limbs. It's like your body now has an extra arm. Will this arm destroy your original arm and create a sense of existence?" Wanda said: "And The power is all in my body, and the clone is only used to help me learn magic. It doesn’t even have one ten thousandth of my own power! How can I rebel?”

"Okay, just know it yourself."

Bai Ye nodded.

To be honest, in the Marvel Universe, playing clones is so normal. Among those multi-level existences, which one does not have thousands of incarnations and countless vests?

Even the five creation gods are divided into five single gods of each universe, and the five real plural gods of magical entities... The five gods of the single universe are as many as the cells of the five plural gods of magical entities, specialized If they are separated, they will manage a single universe as huge as the sands of the Ganges. It is impossible to rebel!

Dimensional demons basically have thousands of incarnations. Mephisto, for example, projects his soul clones into countless multiverses, letting his soul clones do things and accumulate power until he needs it. When the time comes, the real entity will let these soul clones return to their own bodies and take themselves to the next level.

"How about it, do you want to learn this magic? I'll teach you!" Wanda said lightly.

"Let's talk about this magic thing later. Now I want to... try triplets!" Bai Ye smiled evilly and rushed towards the three Wandas.

Wanda exclaimed: "Oh, Bai Ye, what are you doing!? I still want to practice magic!"

Bai Ye: "Let me teach you the membrane technique first!" (End of this chapter)