Chapter 620 Splatoon! (with some ideas for the next book)
Foreign countries have their own national conditions.
No matter how the Chinese magic association fights for power, no matter how bad the people are, there is basically no problem in people's livelihood.
Just like the Wuhun Hall, no matter how heinous it is, there is nothing wrong with sending mages to awaken children in each village.
If there are monsters, they will be solved as soon as possible. If they cannot be solved, they will report to the superiors to send more powerful mages. If they cannot win, they will lead the army to open the way and evacuate the people of the whole city.
In the mouth of the village chief, the Russian magic association is completely different.
Vast land and sparse population ≠ vast land and sparse monsters.
There is only one magic association within hundreds of kilometers, and it is not uncommon for the magic association to have only one mid-level mage in charge.
After the people in the village reported it, the other party sent a total of one junior mage.
Without waiting to kill the monster, he drank vodka, got drunk and went to the scene, and was dragged into the water by the water monster and treated as a chocolate with wine.
It's so weird.
The more bizarre thing is still to come.
The Magic Association did not send anyone else, but the family of the deceased was relentless and asked the village to pay compensation for the life.
The amount was so large that even if the village was sold, it could not be collected.
"Can it be like this?"
"That's it." Olga, the young man who acted as an interpreter, sighed and said, "If nothing else, do you know which area of the city has the most valuable houses?"
"Where?"
"The embassy."
"···"
There was no way to continue this conversation.
"Let's first determine the level of the monster before making a decision." Xu Fang said.
Although he could run away even if he couldn't beat the monsters below the Supreme Monarch, he was wearing a vest after all and couldn't explode easily, so he had to be careful.
Several old people in the seats were a little anxious and urged him.
Olga translated, "Can you go now? If the water monster comes ashore, they will be in danger."
To be honest, Olga was a little contemptuous.
A small place is a small place, and they don't know any rules. Even if they want to help, they can't say it so directly. And it's already night, and they let them kill monsters for you in the dark?
My head is dizzy!
And this time when I went home, my father-in-law's family was also very rude. Not only did they not treat him well, but they actually let him start a fire?
———— And what kind of broken firewood! How many months did it take to become damp like that! ?
"I'll go there. There's not even a demon group here. I guess the level is not that high." Mo Fan whispered.
"Be careful." Xu Fang looked at the time: "One hour, if you don't come back, I'll go over there to meet you."
"Okay."
As soon as Mo Fan expressed his opinion, the village chief was overjoyed and immediately said that he would drive Mo Fan with him.
As for Xu Fang and Lingling, they were arranged to stay at Margarita's house.
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"Your home network is not bad." Sitting on the hard bed in the guest room, Xu Fang smiled at his full cell phone.
"There used to be a lot of people living here. There were still a lot of people when I went back last time. But I heard from my family that they all went to big cities to develop."
Margarita sighed: "Everyone is crowding to big cities, and there are fewer and fewer small villages with human touch."
"Humph, human touch?"
Olga said unhappily: "I can't see it at all, especially your village chief. He just said that the water monster hibernated and couldn't come out, and then he asked people to get rid of the monster. What he said is inconsistent!"
In his opinion, this is making up for it after the fact, and wanting to get something for free!
"The village chief was not like this before. He is the kind of person who would rather suffer a loss than trouble others."
"Yes, yes, so it's our fault. We guests made him unhappy."
"How can you say that?"
"I'm wrong?"
"What's your attitude!"
The two used the international language at the beginning, and then they quarreled and used the local dialect, and they were still quarreling until they left the house.
Xu Fang took out his mobile phone to check the flight information, and as expected, there was still no passage.
The authorities promised that they would protect the safety of the airport and the plane, and once the demons were cleared, they would be able to take off.
As for the accommodation and food of the stranded guests, there was no mention at all. Anyway, there was no comment section under the notice, so it was useless to scold.
Lingling was typing on her computer next to her, concentrating on the computer screen.
After watching for a while, she put down the computer and covered her stomach with a strange expression.
"What's wrong?" Xu Fang asked.
"My stomach is uncomfortable." Lingling frowned and ran down to the toilet, but the toilet was occupied by Olga and Margarita.
The two people kept roaring, and the shocking "puff" sound was like the drum of Thor swinging, and the sound of hitting the toilet wall made people feel like they were there. The mind uncontrollably depicted the scene of the flying brown little cuties falling on it and bouncing up mischievously because of the speed.
Lingling was dumbfounded.
As a hunter, although she is not a germophobe and would not use a toilet seat, disinfectant wipes and perfume, she still cannot accept such a bad scene.
Even if you flush it, it won't work!
That smell is impossible to smell with your nose!
If you use your mouth instead of your nose, it's just like eating shit in big mouthfuls! ?
When Lingling thought of that scene, her stomach started to growl and she felt like vomiting!
She ran back with a bang, her usual wisdom was useless under the waves of primitive impact, and she jumped to her feet anxiously: "What should I do with Xu Fang?"
"Let's wait until they finish." Xu Fang said nonchalantly.
"If that were possible, would I still have to call you!?" Lingling said angrily.
"Then go outside and find a large open space that pleases your eyes." Xu Fang said.
It can only be the.
Lingling burst into tears and could only accept this reality.
What's the old saying?
You can travel a thousand miles by holding your urine, but you can't walk an inch by holding your breath.
"Do you want me to accompany you?" Xu Fang said with a smile, "I can provide you with lighting. A small light ball will ensure that you can appreciate Lord Lingling's heroic appearance from two miles away."
"No! Use it!" Lingling shouted.
"I'm a brother, and brothers should be careful too!"
"Go away!"
Lingling was now in a weak stage and had no intention of arguing with Xu Fang. She cursed a few words and quickly turned around and left.
Let this bad guy go! jerk! rogue!
"Put it back in a bag?"
"roll!"
Lingling went out, chattering and gesticulating, and found a seven or eight-year-old girl to accompany her.
Xu Fang didn't pay much attention to it at first, and the meal wasn't poisonous. If it was poisonous, he would have eaten it long ago with his poison system.
These three people turned into Splatoon, probably because the ingredients were not fresh.
Speaking of which, Olga said before that the firewood is not fresh and will not burn when it gets wet...
Xu Fang frowned slightly, feeling that it was a coincidence.
When he heard the sound of Lingling going out, he threw a small willow fire to locate it, so that the new silly girl could not find her way back.
next moment.
Hooray!
Xu Fang sat up suddenly and his expression changed!
The feedback from Little Willow is wrong! Very wrong!
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The village chief drove Mo Fan to the lake in his car.
There was no translator, Olga, and the two of them had nothing to talk about. The car was so quiet that it was embarrassing.
Mo Fan looked out through the window and found several other villages that were too quiet. No one even turned on the lights.
No matter how remote the countryside is, it won't be like this!
Due to the language barrier, he couldn't communicate with the village chief. Mo Fan could only hold it in his heart and wait until he killed the little monster before investigating.
The village chief's driving skills are so bad that he will definitely fail when driving in a straight line in Subject 3. Coupled with the uneven road surface, even Mo Fan, who has a good physique, will feel uncomfortable.
Originally, my stomach felt uncomfortable after eating...
"This old man is riding a horse while drinking and driving. I can't let Hua Xia investigate him." Mo Fan said unhappily, and then remembered what the village chief said during the meal about the mage who was dragged down by the water demon to eat wine-filled chocolate.
Really, I don’t know how to learn a lesson at all. If you drink alcohol, you will not subdue the demon. If you subdue the demon, you will not drink alcohol. If you subdue the demon, if you drink alcohol, your loved ones will not understand the meaning of two lines of tears!
After complaining all the way, the car arrived at its destination.