Chapter 886 How green is the head?
October 7th, night.
Li Xia, who had returned to school, was watching a movie on her laptop in the dormitory when she suddenly received a text message from Cheng Qiqi.
The other party didn't say anything else, just a brief notice:
【We are in a relationship. 】
After Li Xia read the news, not only did her heart not fluctuate, she even wanted to laugh, so she laughed twice.
She had long lost the relationship between men and women towards Xiao Si. A few days ago, she deliberately exposed the strawberries grown by someone, just to make Xiao Si give up on her and stop contacting her on QQ in the future. She had no intention of doing so. Chengquan Qiqi, my best friend, actually doesn't have such ability.
Xiaosi relented this time and wanted to formally date Cheng Qiqi. Was it because there was no chance for her? Or is it because of my own debt to Qiqi? If so, that's ridiculous.
It's not impossible to love out of debt.
But you can't do it out of debt after you can't get the person you want. That would be too much of a scumbag.
In Lixia's eyes, Xiaosi is such a scumbag, ten times worse than the scumbag who stole her heart!
So in addition to laughing at Qiqi, she was also laughing at herself. She was really blind at the beginning and failed to recognize Xiaosi clearly, and she still treated him as a treasure.
After laughing, she continued watching the movie without replying to her best friend.
Unless there were special circumstances, such as attending a class reunion, she would not want to meet those two people again in the future.
After having dinner with his grandparents and sharing some learning experience with his aunt's cousin, Chen Tao drove home.
Halfway through, in addition to receiving a call from Yi Yao asking where he was and when he could go home, he also received a text message from Li Xia.
He called back.
Li Xia smiled and joked: "You actually called me? It seems you are not with Yi Yao right now! Where are you? You can't do anything bad, right?"
Chen Tao smiled and asked: "Since you can say such things, you must not be in your dormitory, right? Where are you? Is it because they are dating and you are very sad, so you went outside to relax? Otherwise..."
Lixia interrupted: "No, you should go home and be with her! I don't want a scumbag like you to accompany me!"
"Hmph, I'm a scumbag, and only Xiaosi is a good man!"
"Don't be jealous! I really have no feelings for him anymore."
"Then will you accompany me?"
"Come with me, but it's already so late now and it's inconvenient. I'll have dinner with you at noon tomorrow!"
"Only eating? Can you take a nap on the way?"
"Can't!"
As we all know, saying you can’t do something doesn’t mean you really can’t do it.
At ten o'clock in the evening, Chen Tao stepped into the house.
After changing my shoes, I went straight to the master bedroom.
Unfortunately, the door to the master bedroom was locked by someone again tonight.
Chen Tao was not in a hurry and went to the guest bathroom to take a shower for a while. Then, adhering to the naturist's principles, he rummaged through his bag and successfully found the new key.
After that, under Yi Yao's surprised and puzzled eyes, he opened the door and walked in with his head held high.
Xiangxiang, who was sitting by the window, also had a look of shock on his face.
Didn't Yaoyao say that with the only two keys in her hand, the big scumbag in front of her would definitely not be able to get in? How should we explain this situation now?
When the two women were shocked, Chen Tao didn't say a word, just walked to the bedside, and lay down between them very naturally, and watched the Taiwanese version of "The White Tower" currently broadcast on Shanghai TV together. The thirty-fifth episode.
Ten seconds later.
Yi Yao finally came to his senses, gave him an elbow first, and then asked: "How did you get in?"
She was strong, but Chen Tao's 180-pound body was very weak, so he fell into Xiangxiang's arms.
Xiangxiang didn't dislike him, but even reached out and hugged him.
Yaoyao was very unhappy and punched her boyfriend twice in the buttocks, and said angrily: "Say it!"
Xiangxiang smiled and guessed: "The key is in the bedside table. He must have got another one without telling you, right?"
Chen Tao praised while rubbing: "Xiangxiang is really smart as ice and snow! Even if the little boy undergoes seventy-two changes, he has no chance to escape from the hands of Xiangxiang Bodhisattva. In this life, I can only be manipulated by you!"
When Xiangxiang heard these words, he immediately leaned back and forth with joy, giggling.
Yaoyao hummed: "Is Xiangxiang the only one who can control you? Have you underestimated your real girlfriend?"
With that said, he took advantage of Brother Tao.
And Brother Tao has not mastered the Iron Cloth Shirt, how can he withstand it? He immediately begged for mercy:
"Yaoyao, there is an early class tomorrow. Let's all go to bed early and stop making trouble."
Yi Yao stretched out his right palm and said, "Hand over the key you were assigned, then go to the second bedroom and spend a good night reflecting on it."
Brother Tao had no choice but to nod in humiliating agreement.
Yi Yaozhi was very proud, but just when she let go, Brother Tao subdued her like a tiger descending from the mountain.
Ninety kilograms versus ninety kilograms, the advantage lies with Brother Tao.
How could Yi Yao be willing to submit? Before the flow of words was blocked, he quickly asked for help: "Xiangxiang, help me quickly!"
Just like decades ago, on a certain tram, the one-of-a-kind martial arts prodigy Ah Xing asked his companion Fatty Cong to help him deal with an innocent clerk wearing gold-rimmed glasses.
Of course, Xiangxiang couldn't bark like a dog to scare Brother Tao, and instead of helping, he took advantage of this opportunity to run away, which is really unloyal!
Unfortunately it was too late.
Brother Tao had already wrapped Yaoyao into a caterpillar with a quilt. He couldn't break free in his eagerness, but he had his hands free to deal with Xiangxiang calmly.
As for how to deal with it, no one is interested, so there is no need to go into details, just know it from a distance.
The next morning, Yi Yao went to school alone.
Although she changed to study Chinese, it was not difficult for her. She had already made plans to strive for a master's and doctoral degree. It would be better if she could go straight to a doctorate like her boyfriend.
Chen Tao will definitely be able to pursue a doctorate degree in the future. During this period, he wrote some articles about the subprime crisis. Although even the official had expressed concern as soon as the crisis showed signs.
But before next year, before the crisis breaks out completely, who has the ability to accurately predict and give some processes of the possible outbreak of the crisis like Chen Tao, and at the same time come up with ways to deal with the crisis?
He will continue to post articles. With these articles, what's the difficulty of graduating early and pursuing a doctorate?
It's not that after researching a nuclear fusion device, he would ask if there are any colleges and universities that want him, right?
At noon.
Chen Tao "had something to do" and couldn't accompany Xiangxiang for lunch. Instead, he went to Tongji University next door to pick up Lixia, and then went to the western restaurant of the Bund Maoyue together.
Due to the influence of Typhoon "Rosa", heavy rain fell today, so it was naturally inconvenient to enjoy lunch on the terrace.
But choosing a seat by the window and watching the Huangpu River in the rain is also interesting.
Lixia sighed sincerely: "The money I spent on this lunch is enough for me to eat in the school cafeteria for two and a half months. It's too luxurious."
Chen Tao laughed: "Having two lovely girlfriends is also luxurious."
"Scumbag! A bitch!"
Lixia said coquettishly, then forked a piece of steak and blocked his mouth, not allowing him to say such things again.
Chen Tao ate it and fed her shrimps at the same time, then smiled and said: "I agree with the evaluation of the scumbag, but I cannot agree with the last sentence."
Lixia was very interested: "Why don't you agree? You are a slut, otherwise you have a girlfriend, why do you still love me?"
Chen Tao smiled and explained: "Objectively, I may be lustful, but subjectively, I have always been a gentleman. It's just that I have a good body, so I can't restrain myself. This is determined by the objective instinct of organisms, and it can't be stopped by spiritual will. If you don't believe it, you can check the data of the Olympic Games in previous years to see how much that the athletes will consume during the Olympics?"
Lixia's eyes widened, as if her worldview was destroyed, and she couldn't believe it: "Really, really like this?"
"Fake!"
Chen Tao said seriously: "I don't know about others, but I won't love someone because of instinct. My favorite It is Lixia's interesting soul, not just her appearance. I believe Lixia is the same, she will not love Xiao Si just because he is handsome. "
Lixia burst into laughter and deliberately said:
"You are jealous, jealous that Xiao Si is more handsome than you!"
Chen Tao was jealous immediately: "First of all, he is not as handsome as me, his figure is not as good as mine, whether it is academic performance or badminton, which he is particularly good at, he is far inferior to me, why should I be jealous of him? Secondly, his character is much worse than mine. Although I am fickle, I will definitely give a practical response to those who love me and those I love. And what about him? He failed Li Yanran's love, Cheng Qiqi's love, and even your love. He is a pure scumbag, and he is simply useless! What qualifications does a person like him have to compare with me? "
These words are well-reasoned and there is no slander against Xiao Si. Lixia nodded repeatedly after listening to them, and also rubbed Tao Ge's legs to apologize.
As we all know, this alone can't make Brother Tao calm down. After eating, he has to go to the river view room again.
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Good times always pass quickly.
It's past the beginning of winter.
During this period, in addition to studying, students can also participate in many activities such as the Freshman Cup, the Economics College Cup, and the College Sports Meet.
Chen refused to participate in all of them.
Without Xiao Si and Qi Ming brothers as a background for him, he couldn't get excited at all.
On the evening of the 12th, at Xiang Xiang's request, he reluctantly signed up for the college's top ten singers competition, which immediately attracted the attention of many classmates.
After all, the previous song "There are So Many People in This World" was so popular that it even spread outside the school.
So everyone is looking forward to it.
But this time, our Brother Tao didn't plan to sing an "original" song.
Instead, he chose the old version of "Women are fickle" to show off his tenor that can destroy the world.
Under the spotlight, he looked at Xiangxiang with a smile on his lips, and sang affectionately with a high note that made several judges drop their jaws:
"...Women are so fickle, constantly changing their minds. They look cute, crying one moment and smiling the next, only fools believe her~"
It doesn't matter if you don't understand Italian.
The subtitles have been displayed on the projector screen, so students who don't know this song can understand it.
You are fickle and fickle!
Although Xiangxiang secretly complained, she was really moved. Who wouldn't be confused by this scumbag singing opera confession?
Yaoyao didn't get this treatment either!
So she dutifully played the role of a woman who was confused by him, not only looking at him with real admiration, but also cooperating to pour him a glass of water, which meant that she was already fascinated, so he moistened his throat and continued to sing for her.
Chen Geshen held the glass of water, smiled and glanced at the four sisters such as Gu Li who sneaked in, and then continued to sing.
When he sang the last word "edipensier" in a long high note, the whole audience was excited.
Tao's fan Tang Wanru even jumped up.
But it's not over yet.
Xiangxiang wore a white dress. When she threw herself into the arms of Chen Tao, who was wearing a formal suit, and danced a waltz to the accompaniment of music, it was over!
The cheers became more and more enthusiastic!
How can this be a singing competition?
It's clearly a wedding scene.
If Yi Yao saw this, she would probably bite her handkerchief to pieces.
But there was nothing she could do, because she couldn't come to Fudan!
Back row.
Tang Wanru said with emotion: "If I also had a boyfriend like him, how happy would I be?"
Gu Li and the other two looked at her in disbelief.
What's going on?
Is the end of the world coming?
Tang Wanru, a real man, actually showed the symptoms of a young girl in love? This is impossible!
The three looked at each other, and finally Gu Li asked:
"Wanru, you are not kidding, do you really want to find a boyfriend?"
Tang Wanru said dissatisfiedly: "From the tone of your words, do you think I can't find one or can't find one? Am I still a man in your eyes?"
Gu Li waved his hand quickly: "That's not what I meant. I just want to ask if you have this plan? If you really do, we have to help you!"
Tang Wanru pouted: "I don't want your help, I will find one myself."
Really want to find one? ! ! !
The three sisters were all stunned, as if they saw a Tyrannosaurus Rex chasing a woman in high heels instead of biting a child, and couldn't catch up.
Gu Li wanted to ask more, but was interrupted by Nan Xiang:
"If, I mean if, the boyfriend you find in the future is also like him and doesn't get along with Gu Li, who will you help?"
Tang Wanru said without hesitation: "Of course I will help him. I'm not a fool, how can I not help my boyfriend?"
Gu Li was confused.
Lin Xiao was also in a difficult situation.
Nan Xiang complained: "Not stupid, but you value love over friendship! Gu Li can't rely on you to fight him in the future!"
In fact, she had no right to say this.
Her boyfriend Xi Cheng was not very good to her.
But she was quite mean, as if she was wearing a forgiveness hat, always choosing to forgive Xi Cheng again and again, even though she had angrily told him to die many times, but when he stood in front of her again, she softened her heart.
Xi Cheng has not contacted her for the past few months, but according to the timeline, he will contact her next month, and she will naturally forgive this scumbag.
Of course he is a scumbag.
Even if his mother died, it is understandable that his temperament changed drastically, but those scumbag behaviors are still scumbags objectively.
If Yaoyao and Xiangxiang knew what Xi Cheng did and knew about Nan Xiang's various deeds of forgiving Xi Cheng, they would definitely hope that Chen Tao's cheap mother could live a hundred years.
Because the changes of male characters in Xiao Si's novels seem to have to sacrifice a mother.
Lu Zhiang's change is because his mother got cancer and died early.
And Xi Cheng's change is also because her mother was depressed and chose to commit suicide.
If Tao Ge's cheap mother or father really met with misfortune, and he also openly lingered in the flowers like Xi Cheng, how green would Yaoyao and Xiangxiang be?
Even so, they still have to forgive Tao Ge like Nan Xiang forgave Xi Cheng.
Too bloody. (End of this chapter)