Chapter 886 Just thinking about causing trouble
"Oh?" Li Er asked curiously, "What technique?"
Bai Lang smiled slightly, turned over his hand and took out a silver crystal ball, handing it to Li Er.
Just as Li Er was about to reach out and take it, Queen Changsun next to him immediately stopped him, took the crystal ball with a smile, held it in her hand, and looked closely at it with Li Er.
Yamu glanced at the queen next to him and sighed.
Now it is the ninth year of Zhenguan, and in one year's time, the eldest grandson Queen, whose mother has always respected the world, will die of illness, and her posthumous title will be Wende.
Yamu knew that this world was rather special, and that ordinary life-extending methods would hardly be effective on such an important figure in history, because once his life span was over, even if his body was still healthy, the underworld would send someone to capture his soul.
Therefore, in addition to good health, if you want to extend your life, you must find ways to add something to your life and death book.
Thinking of this, Yamu remained silent and did not inform Li Er and his wife about this.
Bailang smiled and explained: "This thing is a treasure brought by the poor Taoist from Ziwei Palace. It has the power to seal all things. Before three quarters of noon tomorrow, your Majesty only needs to summon Wei Zheng to the imperial study and put this thing on the case. Instead of playing a game of chess, you can easily resolve this disaster..."
"A game of chess?" Li Er glanced at Bai Lang in surprise, and then said with a smile, "I also have the intention!"
Bai Lang laughed loudly and said, "This is what heroes think alike!"
Seeing Bai Lang's generous smile, Li Er felt a love for talents and immediately said: "The real person can know the before and after, calculate the secrets, and has great supernatural powers. I have been presumptuous before, and I have offended many people. I hope you will forgive me!"
Bailang laughed and said: "What are you talking about, Your Majesty? As the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, Your Majesty is concerned about the safety of the country, so you have to worry and be suspicious. Speaking of which, you are still a poor man who has done something wrong and disturbed Your Majesty. Please don't blame him." ”
"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter!"
Li Er laughed loudly, and then asked in a friendly tone: "I wonder if the master is willing to come out to help the Tang Dynasty?"
Bai Lang was startled for a moment, then he stopped laughing, shook his head and said: "People from the mountains and wilds cannot sit in the court, so I can only thank Your Majesty for your love!"
Having said this, Bailang flicked his finger, and the silver crystal ball suddenly burst into light, sealing off the inside and outside of Liangyi Hall.
Li Er and Queen Changsun were both startled and couldn't help but look at Bai Lang in confusion.
Bai Lang whispered: "Your Majesty, don't panic, Pindao cast a spell to seal off the inside and outside. He has something to tell you!"
Li Er and Empress Changsun looked at each other and said curiously: "It doesn't matter if you say it, real person!"
Bai Lang cleared his throat and whispered: "To be honest, the two of us went down the mountain this time at the invitation of the Dragon King of the West Sea. The Dragon King of Jinghe River is the sister-in-law of the Dragon King of the West Sea. Therefore, after this difficult time, we asked for help. It’s on my brother-in-law’s head…”
"Your Majesty, when assisting the Dragon King of Jinghe this time, don't forget to ask for favors from Xihai. This will ensure that everything goes well for you."
"Is there such a thing?" Li Er looked surprised and listened with interest.
The emperor is also a human being, so he is naturally very interested in the gossip relationships in the world of immortals, gods, demons and Buddhas.
Bai Lang smiled and chatted with Li Er and his wife for a while about the gossip of gods and gods. Li Er also reciprocated the favor and shared some interesting anecdotes about historical celebrities with Bai Lang under the shroud of the silver light barrier.
The two chatted happily, and in the blink of an eye they chatted until late into the night.
Li Er relapsed and took Bai Lang's hand to have a drink with him.
Yamu's mouth twitched when he saw it, and he quickly sent a message to remind Bailang that Bailang was almost done.
But Bailang was a casual person who could do whatever he wanted, so he immediately agreed, took out various kinds of fairy wine and nectar on the spot, and started drinking with Ya Mu and Li Er in the Liangyi Hall.
Although Li Er is an emperor, he has never drank this kind of fairy wine and nectar.
After a few glasses of fairy wine, his face turned red and his drunken state was revealed.
This is because he is possessed by dragon energy and imperial energy. If it were any other mortal, even a drop of it would probably last him seven days and seven nights, let alone a few glasses of fairy wine.
However, also because of the Dragon Qi and Emperor Qi, the effect of this fairy wine on Li Er was greatly reduced.
Logically speaking, a mortal who drinks immortal wine can extend his life by at least one hundred and eighty years, but Bai Lang discovered that Li Er only became healthier, but there was no movement in terms of longevity.
As for Queen Changsun, the effect was even less effective, and even the hidden dangers in her body were not improved at all.
Bai Lang glanced at Empress Changsun's face, suddenly put down the glass of wine, and said in a shocking voice: "Your Majesty, please forgive me for talking too much, but I see that the Empress is ill, and her lifespan seems to be short."
As soon as these words came out, Yamu couldn't help but cover his forehead.
Li Er and Empress Changsun paused, and the smiles on their faces gradually faded.
The couple looked at each other, and Li Er took the latter's hand and sighed softly: "My dear man, to be honest, this year, the late Emperor Long Yu Bintian, I and the Queen are in inexplicable grief, and the Queen has a recurrence of her old illness. ”
"I invited Master Tanzang of Puguang Temple to come to the palace to pray for the queen, but to this day, the queen's Qi disease has not improved significantly."
"If the real person had not said it bluntly, this wine is immortal wine, I would not let Guanyin Maid drink it at all..."
Upon hearing her nickname, Empress Changsun sighed and said helplessly: "Your Majesty, you are drunk!"
"I'm not drunk!"
Li Er shook his head, grabbed Empress Changsun's hand, looked at Bailang and Yamu opposite and said seriously: "Two real people, I know that you are real immortals, different from the charlatans I have encountered before."
"I wonder if these two immortals can help extend the queen's life. If it is possible, I would like to promise that these two immortals will be the masters of the Tang Dynasty. One person will be inferior to tens of thousands of people..."
Hearing this, Empress Changsun quickly grabbed Li Er and said, "Your Majesty, you are really drunk!"
Yamu looked at the drunken and hazy Li Er opposite him, but his eyes were slightly red, and sighed softly: "Since ancient times, virtuous ministers, divine generals, holy emperors and wise kings have no immortality. This matter has been concluded since the beginning of the First Emperor, let alone Your Majesty and the Queen are true dragons and true phoenixes that are rare in a thousand years. If they stay in this world for a long time, it may damage the balance of heaven. "
"If your Majesty doesn't believe it, you can look through history. Hou Huo Qubing, the champion of the Han Dynasty, is the best example..."
Li Er said with red eyes: "What kind of truth is this? Just because of this, are I and Guanyin Maid destined not to live long?"
Yamu sighed softly: "Your Majesty is already the longest-lived sage in history..."
Li Er was startled for a moment, then asked eagerly: "What about the Queen?"
Yamu fell silent and did not answer.
Li Er understood what he meant and held on to Queen Changsun's hand, unwilling to let go.
Bai Lang frowned, his eyes lit up with blue light, and he glanced at Queen Changsun.
Then, he transmitted the message in confusion: "It's just a mere qi disease. Is it as serious as you said?"
"It's not that simple." Yamu said, "There is an underworld and a book of life and death in this world. Even if you cure Empress Changsun, she will still be detained by the underworld when the life span written in the book of life and death is exhausted. Walk."
"What's this!"
Bailang rolled his eyes and said disdainfully: "It's just the underworld, it's not like we can't operate behind the scenes. At worst, we can go out and find someone to write one more thing in the book of life and death, that's it!"
Yamu said helplessly: "No, do you really plan to extend the life of Li Er and Changsun?"
Bai Lang smiled and sent a message: "It is making trouble with the Dragon King of Jinghe River, and making trouble with the underworld is also making trouble. Don't worry, the boss won't care. It should be said that a mere Dragon King of Jinghe River is not enough to make the heaven come to ask the boss to go to heaven. "
"If we touch the Book of Life and Death again, the hole we can poke will be almost big enough."
"The Heavenly Court and the Underworld are probably happy with this, and the latter might even give the green light!"
Hearing Bailang's words, Ya Mu was thoughtful.
At the same time, Bai Lang waved his hand and said proudly: "Don't worry, Your Majesty, my eldest brother has a great reputation in the three realms. Even the underworld, Yama, and even the Lord of Mount Tai have to give him some face!"
"With this relationship, Pindao can take a trip to the underworld for Your Majesty and change the book of life and death!"
Li Er was overjoyed and said hurriedly: "Really?"
Bailang smiled and said, "There are absolutely no lies!"
"Okay, okay!" Li Er couldn't help getting up and pacing, and said excitedly, "If the real person can accomplish this, I will definitely respect Taoism and restrain Buddhism. I will appoint you two as my Grand Master of the Tang Dynasty and take charge of all religious and political affairs in the country..."
"No, please don't!"
Bai Lang was startled and quickly stopped Li Er, saying helplessly: "Calm down, Your Majesty!"
"There is no need for the Great Master of the Tang Dynasty to respect the Tao and suppress the Buddha. The poor Taoist is willing to do this for His Majesty. It is because we have a very happy conversation with His Majesty. We feel like old friends at the first sight. There is absolutely nothing else mixed in."
Li Er was startled when he heard this, and immediately grabbed Bai Lang's arm tightly, so moved that he couldn't speak.
When the sky was bright, Bailang and Yamu finally stood up to say goodbye, put away the leftover food, and left the Liangyi Hall.
Li Er and Queen Changsun drank the immortal wine all night. Not only did they not feel sleepy, but they felt refreshed and energetic.
At three o'clock on the fifth drum, Li Er set up a court, gathered two groups of civil and military officials, and began a routine morning court.
At the same time, high in the sky, Bai Lang and Ya Mu looked at each other and both breathed a sigh of relief.
... This Li Er is indeed Li Er, why is he thinking about causing trouble?
Fortunately, Bai Lang stopped Li Er in time, otherwise once this Taoist Buddha appears, the entire Journey to the West will be in chaos!
Ya Mu glanced at Bai Lang and said angrily: "Old Bai, could you be more careful next time and keep your mouth a little tighter?"
Bailang curled his lips and said, "Nothing happened!"
After saying that, he changed the topic and quickly said: "Okay, let's not talk about this anymore, hurry back to Jinghe Water Mansion, wait for three quarters to noon, and watch the Dragon Slaying Platform execution ground!"