Chapter 1122 Three Ways to Use Anywhere Door by Funny Killer
Chapter 1122 Three Ways to Use Anywhere Door——Written by Funny Killer
“Hold on!!!”
“I’ve used up all my strength!”
Dora Haotian held up Anywhere Door, and roared with Unit-01 Logando to resist the rays of starlight.
This looks a bit strange at first glance, and very weird after a closer look, but if you understand the whole story, you will feel that this combination is very suitable and normal, driven by fate.
There is no way, although according to the law of conservation of luck and the ambition of the pigeon tribe, as long as Haotian is in danger, then Logando must be unlucky. But if the two of them are in danger of certain death together, then this law of conservation of luck will no longer work.
Moreover, Haotian, who understood the truth of the matter in the turbulence of time and space, also felt a little guilty towards Luo Gandao. After all, he had done many suicidal things in the Zhongzhou team. For example, Chu Xuan injected him with a strange virus at the beginning, strengthened his fire source, and then transformed him into Doraemon. He endured injuries crazily and extinguished his fire source in Transformers.
If the part of being injured but not dying can be explained by Doraemon's characteristic protection, then the rest may be carried out with the help of Luo Gandao
In theory, this is what Luo Gandao owed himself in his previous life.
But although Haotian followed a T ceiling, a T0.5 level wise man for so long, and became a funny follower, and learned a lot of things, his face became thinner.
It may be a subconscious behavior, or it may be driven by luck. Haotian and Luo Gandao drifted together on the huge battlefield.
Luo Gandao hated them, but he was not so angry that he would attack the Zhongzhou team directly. He was not from the prehistoric heaven, and he had not studied in the [specialty of stabbing teammates in the back].
At the beginning, Haotian was in charge of defense, and Luo Gandao was in charge of attack.
But soon they found out that attacking was useless. They might not be able to withstand the attack even if they joined forces to defend.
So after the AT force field was torn apart, Dora Haotian gritted his teeth in desperation and took out the arbitrary door directly!
Afterwards, Dora Haotian said that he didn't know what he was thinking at the time, so he took out that thing, but he didn't expect it to be blocked.
Open the arbitrary door, lock the target in the farthest no-man's land, and then rely on the power of the AT force field and hellfire to barely stabilize the structure of the arbitrary door and actually divert the star-destroying ray!
"Oh my god, I can't hold on any longer!"
"Isn't this an A-level item? Why is it so fragile?"
"The cheap second-hand item I bought only costs 10,000 reward points! Besides, A-level armor may not be able to withstand this thing!"
"Why don't you buy a better one!"
"No money!"
"You beat us all to a negative score and wiped us out, and you still don't have money?!"
"What does it have to do with us if the Demon Team gives us so many kills!"
Unless it is an A-level armor specialized in defense, or a special item like Tiger Soul, Emperor Hate, or Shennong Ruler that is made of double A-level materials at the price of a B-level, it is really difficult to resist the star-destroying weapon. What's more, the portal is quite fragile. During the Qin mission, Overlord and Li Xiaoyi didn't dare to pass through the portal, just for fear that they would accidentally burst it.
"Man!"
"What's that noise?" ×2
The biomechanical duo who were holding out against the rays suddenly saw a green whirlwind rushing towards them at a very fast speed. The green whirlwind was not affected by the star-destroying rays even when it was close. No, it was still affected, but the green whirlwind was charged by the star-destroying rays at a very fast speed after hitting them?
Charge was the most appropriate word that Luo Gandao could think of, but Dora Haotian felt that it was more like inflation. The green whirlwind expanded rapidly after being illuminated by the star-destroying rays, just like a balloon that was inflated quickly.
When a balloon is continuously filled with gas, it will get bigger and bigger until it explodes!
'boom! '
With the inferior sound effects of the balloon exploding and the double garbage sound effects of [Monkey King is born + Calabash Brothers mature], a green-faced weirdo wearing a neat suit, a tie, and a gentleman's hat was born in the green whirlwind.
Then this green-faced weirdo was blown up by the star-destroying rays.
"What the hell is this?" Luo Gandao was dumbfounded, he opened his mouth subconsciously
I don't know if it was Haotian's blessing, or Wu Jie's possession, or Haotian and Luo Gandao really have some telepathic talent, Haotian realized what Luo Gandao was going to do the moment he opened his mouth, and immediately shouted: "Don't! Don't say that word!"
"Are you here to make fun of me?!"
'Oh, it's over! '
Sure enough, this sentence seemed to trigger some special mechanism, and the green-masked weirdo immediately came to life.
"Hello! Lost boy, I am the river god, have you seen the axe I dropped into the river?"
"What a mess?! And shouldn't you be the one responsible for picking up the axe?" Luo Gandao may have been holding back for too long, and the green-masked weirdo directly triggered his desire to complain: "And why did you dress up as the modern Monkey King? Isn't that a funny movie? Why didn't you die after the starlight burst? Why did you, a river god, appear in the universe? Is the Milky Way also--"
"Don't answer! Don't answer! Don't answer!" - Haotian, who was completely unaware that his efforts were making the scene more funny, was working hard to prevent Luo Gandao from falling into the abyss of comedy.
The green-masked monster didn't know where he came from, probably from his fourth-dimensional crotch. He took out a microphone and shouted excitedly: "Haotian used the most powerful telekinesis in his life to forcefully block Luo Gandao's mouth. This is indeed true." It’s not easy for a fourth-level junior telekinesis user to forcefully block the mouth of a demon who can compete with a junior saint. This is no longer a simple leapfrog battle. He must hit hard!”
"Why do you want to be the narrator?"
At this time, the battle ceased for no apparent reason, and everyone's eyes invariably focused on the green masked monster.
The weirdo in the green mask excitedly said to the audience: "Oh, look! It's a lost lamb. Don't be afraid, child. The great XXX asked me to guide you. Don't worry, I'm sending you to see XXX. Wumen!”
The moment he heard these words, Zong's eyes that were as calm as Chu Xuan burst out with unspeakable fear. However, he saw the green masked monster pull the door open, and then opened the pink door to Zong. Colorful door!
bump!
A giant screaming clown pops out of any door, laughing at it with its gaping mouth.
Other than that, nothing happened.