Chapter 1279: Grow Old Together
Seeing that his heart was shaken, Dihou said again: "Young man, disconnect. Even if you escape alone, it won't have any impact. Instead of dying here, it's better to find helpers."
Tianji looked at Earthly Monkey suspiciously, with confusion written all over his delicate face, but after thinking about it again and again, he still felt that escaping now was the best option, even if it took ten seconds to run to Qinglong's room and kill this person. Something told him that it was enough to turn the current war situation around.
In order to make Tianji completely put down his guard, Dihou took out a cigarette and started smoking on the spot.
"Let's go, I won't stop you." Dihou waved his hand, then flicked the ashes from his cigarette.
He felt that this killing mission was surprisingly weird. The two seemingly useless abilities of himself and Jiji happened to encounter someone who could be restrained.
These two "Heaven-level" twins who need to meditate to maintain "faith" happen to be "angered". Once they start to quarrel, all the supporting skills will be unable to be used.
"Motegi" cannot "grow wildly" after being cast, and "original" materials cannot be found after "Smart Things" is cast.
Now, not only are their hearts in chaos, but their own "spiritual vision" has discovered crucial flaws.
If it were another "Heaven Level", or if it were two other "Earth Levels" who entered, the difficulty of this battle would skyrocket.
After a long time of mental construction, Tianji on the side finally sighed and said to the struggling Tianhou: "Don't you want to see what my third ability is... I will tell you now..."
After he finished speaking, his entire figure began to change within half a second. Not only did he become half a head taller, but his body even began to swell.
In just the blink of an eye, the handsome Tianji boy in front of him turned into an unshaven old man, who even looked a bit like the Earth Monkey beside him.
His eyes became lewd, acne appeared on his face, and even his teeth were turned out.
Sky Monkey and Earth Chicken froze in place at the same time, and their hands holding each other's hair slowly loosened their grip.
"Hmm...?" Tianhou blinked in disbelief, feeling a little dazzled, "You are...what...thing..."
She felt that a thread in her mind was broken, and the "twin flowers" connecting the two of them disappeared at this time.
"I am Tian Ji." The uncle said, "My third ability is "transformation". "
Tianhou was silent for a long time, and then slowly said: "Are you kidding... You said that the third ability is your trump card, it is the one that ensures that you have achieved the "Heaven-level" achievement..."
Tianji paused: "Isn't it?"
Tianhou was speechless for a moment. She stared at the uncle in front of her, feeling dizzy all of a sudden. She had been eating and sleeping with an uncle who put on makeup for decades. They were studying the unity of yin and yang. They even used "double..." "Shenghua" tied their lives together.
Isn't there any "heaven-level" discovery of such a ridiculous and absurd thing?
No...how could no one find out?
Tianlong has "dreaming", Qinglong and Tiangu have "spiritual hearing", Heavenly Rat has "spiritual smell", and Heavenly Snake has "mind reading". Except for myself... I'm afraid there is no "heaven level", don't you know?
"All these people are playing tricks on me..." Tianhou said tremblingly, "They treat me as a clown..."
Diji took the opportunity to step aside and stood with Dihou. The two felt that Tianhou seemed to have been really hit hard. Her whole body was shaking, and her "faith" completely collapsed.
"Have you seen what this little girl looks like?" Diji asked Dihou in a low voice.
"I saw it, what happened?"
"People like us are like this when we learn that our partner is very ugly, just like me..."
"Ah, okay, okay." Dihou hurriedly interrupted, "Stop saying a few words."
"But don't say it..." Di Ji stared at Tian Ji and whispered, "A Jin is right, you are quite manly compared to some people."
The Tianji who showed his prototype also took a step forward, stared at the Tianhou and shook his head and said: "What do you have to be sad about? So many of us are willing to accompany you crazy, why are you still complaining? If I hadn't "Transformation", how could you agree to the yin and yang proposed by Qinglong? For so many years, in order to satisfy your child's vanity, I have even forgotten my own appearance, and now you are ready to drag me to death..."
"You..." Tianhou became even more angry after hearing this, "Why didn't you say that when we slept together and took a bath together...? Even if you were hurt just now... I never thought about it. Untie the "twin flowers"...but you have been playing tricks on me..."
"You are young, I won't quarrel with you." Tianji waved his hand, "Business matters are important, you can pester them here, I will report to Qinglong."
After saying that, he turned around and left, not paying attention to the ground chicken and monkey beside him.
Just as the two were hesitating about what to do, the silhouette of Tianhou, who was carried away by anger, suddenly shot out, stepped forward and grabbed Tianji's arm.
Tianji was startled by the other party's crazy move: "What are you doing?"
"Tianji... you have been deceiving my feelings..." Tianhou said tremblingly, "You said that we would grow old together and die together..."
"Are you done with this child?" Tianji frowned and said, "I have always treated you like a child, so I do everything for you. What I want is that one day I can really achieve the unity of yin and yang, and then succeed Qinglong and Tianlong. But now the situation has changed. We need to save our lives first. If you want to quarrel, we can talk about it later."
"No!!" Tianhou yelled angrily, "Are you lying to me, right...? What you look like now is fake... You were specially used to deceive me in order to let me untie the "Twin Flowers"... "
"You are really crazy..."
Tianji wanted to throw away Tianhou's hand, but found that she was holding it very hard. At this time, an ominous feeling faintly appeared, and he felt that he seemed to be locked by the "twin flowers" again.
"You...what are you going to do?" Tian Ji said with wide eyes, "You don't even want your life?!"
"Come on... come and let us grow old together..." Tianhou said with a wide-eyed smile, "You can't change what you promised... right?"
"you……"
An unusual "faith" mixed with anger and collapse was shockingly displayed in Tianhou. Her fingers were embedded in Tianji's wrist, and then her lips moved slightly:
""Twins·Growing like crazy"——"
After saying this, their eyes instantly went blank, wrinkles covered their cheeks, and their hair poured down like fireworks.
"Holy shit!" Earth Monkey quickly protected Earth Chicken behind him and took several steps back.
Neither of them expected this situation. They thought that the best ending would be for the two to kill each other, but now it seems that the situation is much weirder than killing each other.
The two "Heaven-level" figures were all twisted, and the bones on their bodies "cracked", making them look like two monsters.