Chapter 49 Let you see high-quality human men!
[I received a suggestion (go to Dongshan Mental Hospital to have a good look at your brain), the difficulty is half a star, and you can get 50 yuan in cash after completing it]
Li Youzhi chuckled when he saw a new suggestion popping up on the system panel.
The difficulty is not that high. Dongshan Mental Hospital is only a dozen bus stops away from here. But leaving aside the registration fee and the taxi fare back, this order is definitely not profitable.
Rubbish suggestion, folded!
After losing the third battle, Li Youzhi took out his cell phone.
Seeing the dense barrage on the screen, he wrinkled his nose at the camera.
After being killed three times in a row in just ten minutes, everyone had a collective orgasm, and the screen was full of "hahaha".
You are just submissive when I give you advice, and you punch hard for the fun of it.
It works!
"Hahaha! Congratulations to my brother for failing X3 on the blind date and achieving the title of junior blind date loser!"
"It's okay, don't be discouraged. Failure once or twice is just an accident, failure a hundred or two hundred times is normal!"
"I'm just saying that I believe you and go to the blind date market just to find abuse. Most of the women who go on blind dates have ridiculously high demands! I went there because I was attacked unilaterally."
"Hahahahaha. Just as I imagined, these women feel that this condition is a waste of their time, so they don't bother to talk to him."
Seeing a group of fun-loving people carousing in the comment area, Li Youzhi hissed.
really,
Now I am really too passive.
If this continues, let alone suggestions, I'm afraid I won't even be able to eat the lunch buffet!
You have to take the initiative!
After looking at the situation at the tables around him, Li Youzhi made a decision immediately.
Just look for the one that looks like the conditions are particularly good, and then just ask them directly what conditions they have.
They have to have an impression of Brother Zhi, so that they can get their suggestions.
Done!
Putting his phone back in his jacket pocket, Li Youzhi took the blind date card and turned on the wandering mode in the hall.
While walking, he discovered a very interesting phenomenon; most women were sitting quietly in their seats, waiting for the opposite sex to come forward. Only a very small number of women will take the initiative to find a blind date.
It seems... I just chose the wrong strategy.
If you are looking for high-quality women, you have to fight sports!
Thinking like this, Li Youzhi suddenly saw a man standing up in the booth in front of him with his head hanging down.
Li Youzhi had quick eyesight and quickly jumped in before the other brother.
"Hello!"
He had just sat down and was about to introduce himself, when opposite Miss No. 78, who looked pretty good and wore a pair of big earrings, raised her eyebrows.
"Get off."
"ah?"
Li Youzhi is such a loser, why should I start driving?
I haven't even spoken yet!
"Today is a blind date. The suit you are wearing must be your most appropriate outfit. I estimate it will not exceed five hundred yuan. The shoes are from other brands and will not exceed one hundred yuan. I don't have a watch on my hand and I have never worn one. There are traces of you, and you smell like a bus, which proves that you don’t have a car. So you don’t meet my requirements, please give up your seat to the man behind you with a Longines.”
WDNMD!
Looking at No. 78, who was sitting on the pink chair with an expressionless face that could see through his bitter tea, Li Youzhi felt as if he had entered the world of Conan.
Sister, your surname is Edogawa?
On the side, man No. 85, who was recognized by No. 78’s discerning eye, recognized the watch brand and series at a glance and smiled to himself. He put his left hand on Li Youzhi's shoulder, revealing a delicate and shining watch.
"Brother, this lady asks you to leave. It would be rude to sit down again."
Li Youzhi was really shocked when he came to a blind date for the first time.
But immediately, he calmed down.
A kind of anger surged from the soles of his feet to the top of his head.
This kiss, I still can’t get along with you!
These are all requests, no suggestions at all!
It’s okay not to do this wall-breaking task!
Li Youzhi leaned back on the chair and looked at No. 78 opposite.
After looking at No. 78 up and down, he stretched out a finger.
"A gift of one million yuan, a house in the city center of no less than 220 square meters, and a car with a BBA price of no less than 400,000 yuan."
No. 78's eyes lit up when he heard the conditions offered by Li Youzhi.
"Are you sure you can afford these conditions? Although you are a bit casually dressed, you still seem to be sincere. Mr. 85, please go first. I will have a chat with this little brother. "
After hearing the conditions offered by Li Youzhi, the man with the watch next to him looked at Li Youzhi with anger in his eyes, and secretly retracted the watch on his sleeve.
This guy is really driving up the price of leather!
However, under the happy eyes of No. 78 and the angry eyes of No. 85, Li Youzhi frowned.
"Auntie, are you kidding me? What I just said was that you gave it to me."
()? ——();
Hearing what he said, confusion appeared on the faces of No. 78 and No. 85.
"No, you are crazy!"
After all, No. 78 reacted quickly. He immediately recovered from his confusion, pointed at Li Youzhi's nose and said angrily: "What advantage do you have, do you deserve these conditions?"
"Then what level do you think you can sit here and pick out men like you're shopping on Taobao?"
"I'm beautiful!"
"You look like you are thirty-one or two years old, right? How many more years can you be beautiful?"
Faced with the anger of No. 78, Li Youzhi responded directly: "I am different. I am only 22 years old this year. Youth is capital! A man's youth is very short, so of course he must be valuable. Are these conditions too much for me? ?So, young lady, can you accept it? If it works, let’s form a CP and go to the buffet together later?”
"ill!"
Frowning tightly, staring at Li Youzhi as if he wanted to stab him to death with his eyes, No. 78 gritted his teeth and squeezed out two words.
"Are you sick? Just forget it if you are sick!"
Li Youzhi laughed and stood up from his chair. He looked at the man with the watch beside him and picked his fingers.
"I'm done, come on."
Seeing him walking away gracefully with the dating cards, the watch man blinked his eyes and pursed his lips deeply.
grass!
What a hero!
Beep!
Received amazing value from Guo Jun, 12 points!
Received a stunning value of 615 points from the Doushou platform!
Li Youzhi raised his brows when he heard a sudden and surprising voice prompting the value of money to be credited.
Very good, although I will definitely not receive the suggestion, but the surprise is worth the profit!
The six hundred yuan was not wasted.
After standing in the aisle and looking around for a while, Li Youzhi took long strides and walked to the front right. It seemed that the lady No. 42 had just offered a price that was unacceptable to the other party, so the man had no choice but to leave.
Sitting across from No. 42, Li Youzhi showed a sunny smile when he saw that the other person was only in his mid-twenties, with fashionable clothing and supple skin.
"Little sister, let's do this. Let's not talk about our own conditions first, but let's talk about what we want from our partner. Is that good?"
No. 42 smiled sweetly when he saw that he started talking like a social arrogant as soon as he came up.
"Although your image is not very good, you are quite good at talking. Okay, who can say it first?"
"As an international practice, ladies are given priority, you come first!"
Regarding Li Youzhi as a gentleman, No. 42 nodded with satisfaction. He put his hands on his chin and blinked his big eyes.
"Well... my ideal partner must have tens of millions of assets, be over 1.85 meters tall, handsome, and have a villa. As for the car, a sedan worth $500,000, and an SUV worth over a million. Just like this, I drive a car to work every day, and when I go back to my hometown with me during the Chinese New Year, the SUV won't get stuck on bad roads. Every week, I go shopping with me at least three times, and every month, I go out for a trip at least once. Hmm. ...That’s all for now. What about you?”
Keeping No. 42's request in mind, Li Youzhi nodded deeply and smiled.
"My requirements for my partner are relatively simple. He should be between 16 and 18 years old, with white hair, red eyes, animal ears and a long tail, small breasts, a slim waist and long legs. He can play games with me whenever he wants, and he can lie on me and call me when he gets up in the morning. Onii-chan.”
As he listened, the sweet smile of No. 42 on the opposite side disappeared.
"You must be sick, what kind of request is this?"
"Weren't you just making a wish? Since it was a wish, it must be the most ideal thing."
"Neuropathy!"
This time Li Youzhi didn't leave. No. 42, who was seriously angry, picked up the bag on the table, flicked his long hair and left his seat.
Beep!
Received amazing points, 717 points!
Silently taking out his mobile phone, Li Youzhi looked at the live broadcast.
At this time, the barrage had completely exploded.
"Hahahaha, Brother Zhi is awesome!!"
"White fur, red eyes, animal ears and a long tail, small breasts, thin waist and long legs are pretty good. I want one like this too!"
"Bah! Don't you in front of me covet my sister-in-law!"
"It has to be my Brother Zhi, a role model for our generation!"
"The Human Emperor is online again"
"Don't stop, keep going, keep going!"
Seeing tons of urgings in the barrage, Li Youzhi quickly put his phone back in his jacket pocket.
Damn today is today!
Li Youzhi stood up from the chair resolutely and took a big step.
Brother Zhi will let you see what high-quality human men are!
Invite the next female guest!
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