Chapter 50 Killing like crazy!
Agricultural University dormitory.
Although university campuses do not lack individuality, in fact, during normal class days, all students can be roughly divided into two categories.
Those who want to study hard take professional classes, go to the library, and go to the laboratory every day. If you don't want to study hard and plan to write a thesis after graduation and get a degree certificate, you will just fail.
Only weekends are the time when the school ecology is truly revealed.
For example, in the boys' dormitory No. 4 at this time, all the girls with dates have gone out, and the remaining weirdos are looking for their own fun.
"Fuck...can you stop being so stupid? Then Kai'Sa is 18-2 with a cat, and you and Yasuo rush up to kill the birds! Wait for me to stop them with the stone first!"
Seeing a big red "failure" on the screen, Zhou Yuan was so angry that he pushed the mouse and keyboard.
"No more fun! It's boring! I don't know what Brother Zhi is doing now. He has to go on a blind date or something. As long as Brother Zhi is here, this dormitory is still a bit interesting. When he leaves... I feel like life There’s no head left.”
On the side, Gu Dong, who had deceived the entire dormitory with his last team fight, also put down the mouse, picked up half a bag of crispy noodles next to the desk, and put some into his mouth, laughing.
"You don't have to think about it? He must have been violently tortured by all the girls on blind dates. I watched his live broadcast before this round. He was rejected by three girls three times in ten minutes. It was worse than what we, the five black guys, lost!"
"Where the hell is that? Why didn't you tell me earlier that Brother Zhi started a live broadcast? When did you watch it?"
"Before that round, I was in the toilet."
"Mobile phone, where is my mobile phone? If I had known that I could watch Brother Zhi being violently tortured, why on earth would I be playing this game with you, a person with cerebral palsy?"
Upon hearing Gu Dong's belated message, Zhou Yuan and others quickly picked up their phones.
I opened Li Youzhi's Shaking Hands and took a look. Good guy... nothing could be seen on the dark screen, and the background sound was just the noise of clothes rubbing against the microphone.
Just here, there are more than a thousand netizens online, and the barrages are flying to the top!
"The sixth female guest, the sixth one! Come on, Brother Zhi! Look at the quality of this female guest!"
"I wiped my head from laughing. Where did he come from with so many dirty words?"
"It's a pity, it's a pity! There is no live broadcast, and I can't see the face of the female guest No. 5 just now. I guess her face should be green after being fucked by the little brother!"
Looking at the barrage that quickly passed by in the live broadcast room, Zhou Yuan and others looked at each other.
Looking at the barrage...it doesn't seem like Li Youzhi was abused unilaterally?
At this moment, Li Youzhi's voice came.
"Hello No. 33, I've been paying attention to you for a long time. Let's not talk nonsense and get straight to the topic. What are the conditions for marrying you?"
Perhaps because of Li Youzhi's directness, the heroine in the live broadcast hesitated for a moment before saying;
"If you want me to marry you, you must first have a house in the city. I am different from others. I don't require the size of the house. It is enough to be more than eighty square meters. But I don't have a job at the moment and want to start some small business of my own." , so it’s best if you have a commercial house of no less than 80 square meters in the downtown area. In this way, after getting married, I can also open a flower shop to supplement the family income."
"Well, what next."
"Then your annual income cannot be less than one million."
"I earn one million a year, how can you support my family? Besides, in any downtown area in Chengdu, a store can rent out for two to three hundred thousand a year. How much can you earn from being a flower shop?"
"You can't say that, women must have their own careers!"
"Then if I don't have these things and can't meet your conditions, what requirements do you think I have to meet before you can be with me?"
"No, what time wasted without you? Do you think you are more handsome than Kim Soo Hyun?"
"Then who do you think is the female star worthy of Kim Soo Hyun?"
"LISA here."
"Then do you have the conditions you mentioned above?"
"What if I came to find you?"
"Then you must be as beautiful and sexy as LISA?"
"You fucking are sick!"
OHHHHHHH!
Hearing the voice of the heroine No. 33 on the phone, she became angry and broke her guard. Zhou Yuan let out a strange scream for a few moments.
"Damn Brother Zhi, you're awesome! He's not going on a blind date, he's going to kill randomly!"
"It's me, Brother Zhi, who's so powerful!"
"I, Brother Zhi, am joking with you because I am single because of my strength?"
"Turn it up, turn it up!"
The bedroom was suddenly filled with passion.
The other end.
After No. 33 left cursing, no less than a dozen men who had come for the blind date had gathered behind Li Youzhi.
These people are generally around thirty years old.
Some of them were forced to come here by their families, and the other part came because they had failed on many blind dates and came because Aunt Wang’s Marriage Club boasted a “more than 90%” hand-holding success rate.
But no matter what the situation was, after arriving at the scene, they found...it was too difficult!
After more than an hour of constant rejection, they were no longer in the mood to continue talking.
It was at this time that Li Youzhi, who kept wandering around the venue and angrily ran away with his blind date wherever he went, caught their attention.
After seeing Li Youzhi's blind date style of no defense but only offense, they were convinced.
This little brother is simply the God of War!
More powerful than Kratos!
"It's great to be young..."
Seeing Li Youzhi kill another one, a fat man with a slight bald head and glasses behind him couldn't help but sigh.
Looking back at this elder brother who looked like he was engaged in technical work, Li Youzhi was speechless for a while.
Does this have anything to do with being young?
This is obviously a matter of mentality!
As long as you don't want to find a wife on this occasion, you are the big daddy in this place!
Beep!
Received a stunning value from Wu Shaoting, 18 points!
Received an amazing value of 818 points from the Doushou platform!
Amid the admiring gazes behind him, Li Youzhi turned around and walked towards the next stop - female guest No. 14.
Having already noticed the movement on his side, the blind date man No. 155 opposite Ms. No. 14 did not even hesitate and stood up to give up his position to him.
"Thanks."
Nodding to the blind date man No. 155, Li Youzhi sat down in his seat relaxedly.
"Brother, be careful, this is really weird. Give me some vent!"
After whispering something in Li Youzhi's ear, Mr. 155 patted Li Youzhi's shoulder heavily and stood behind him.
Nodding silently, Li Youzhi looked at No. 14 opposite.
Leaning on the back of the chair, crossing his hands under his lower abdomen, Li Youzhi crossed his legs.
"Tell me, Miss No. 14, what do you want?"
It was the first time I had seen so many people watching at this kind of blind date, and No. 14 was a little hesitant for a while. But immediately, she raised her eyebrows.
It doesn't matter if there are more people, it saves trouble.
This blind date with one person is equivalent to a blind date with more than ten people, and the efficiency is increased by more than ten times!
"The garage is a must, I won't go into details. The difference from others is that I have a younger brother, and he is about to reach the age of marriage. So I hope that the bride price can be more, at least 800,000, so It’s enough for my brother to pay a down payment in this city.”
Oh...Fu Di Mo.
Li Youzhi nodded.
"Any more?"
"Also, after I get married, I don't cook, wash clothes, or clean the house, so I need a nanny."
"Then what?"
"I won't have children after getting married. I like to be quiet, so it's best for your parents not to come to the house."
"besides?"
"When my brother has a baby, as a sister, I have to help him. There has been only one male in our family for several generations, so when he gives birth to a baby, as a brother-in-law, he gets two hundred thousand yuan. Why are you glaring at me? On my terms, I will give you two hundred thousand These are all market prices!”
Faced with the price offered by the beautiful sister on the 14th, Li Youzhi smacked his lips in joy.
"Okay, let me tell you about my situation. I don't even have a house or a car in the city center, but I can give you six million as a bride price."
Hearing this, the female guest opposite her eyes lit up.
"That's okay too!"
"However, all my projects outside are still in the incubation stage, and the six million has not yet arrived. So as for this gift, I have to pay it in installments."
The pretty girl No. 14 frowned.
"How can this matter be divided into installments? How do you want to divide it up?"
"With my current ability, I can only pay you seven times a week, and I can only pay you one hundred at a time. Why are you staring? With your conditions, this is the market price!"
"Fuck you! Pervert, scumbag!"
Upon hearing Li Youzhi's conditions, Miss No. 14 became so angry that she directly picked up the mineral spring on the table and poured it over.
Before Li Youzhi could dodge, the man No. 155 who had given up his seat stood directly in front of him, using his body to build a strong barrier for Li Youzhi!
Seeing No. 14 curse and leave, No. 155 turned around.
The half bottle of water just now was poured firmly on his face, and the wet water droplets fell down drop by drop along his hair and glasses.
Wiping his fogged glasses with his fingers, 155 stretched out his thumb.
"Brothers are awesome, Bashi is good at it!"
Beep!
Received the amazing value from Yan Zhengnan, 22 points!
Received an amazing value of 1041 points from the Doushou platform!
Hearing another system prompt next to his ear, Li Youzhi took out his mobile phone from his pocket.
Seeing that the number of people online in the live broadcast room at this time had exceeded 5,000, he smiled lightly at the camera.
Although there are only 5,000 people online, the number of barrages in Li Youzhi's live broadcast room at this time is quite explosive even among the large online anchors with a level of 100,000.
They were completely amazed by his special forces-style blind date, and the netizens laughed so hard that their voices almost burst out from the text.
"It's crazy to kill, it's so crazy to kill!"
"I'm so fucking amazed at the market price! It's so comfortable!"
"Whose general is so brave! Oh, it turns out to be Li Youzhi, the great emperor of my family!"
"You made me laugh so hard. This guy is so obedient, playful, well-behaved and strong!"
"As a hard-working person who has failed on more than a dozen blind dates, I felt so happy this morning! I visited a little Neverland to cheer for my brother Zhi!"
Just when Li Youzhi was grinning at the barrage and the gifts, there was a sudden sound of footsteps approaching from far away.
"Uncle Security! That's him. Get this troublemaker out quickly!"
"That's right, everyone else is serious about dating, but he's better off. He's making a high profile everywhere, kick him out quickly!"
"We can't treat him so cheaply and ask him to apologize to us!"
"I apologize!"
The female guest who was instantly killed by Li Youzhi before stood in front of Li Youzhi with several security guards and blind date meeting operators.