Chapter 51 I wish you a prosperous business and abundant financial resources!
The on-site manager of the blind date already knew what Li Youzhi was doing through several female guests.
In this mass dating market, female resources are the core of the dating meeting.
Standing in front of Li Youzhi and seeing that he was young and seemed to have little strength, the manager of the matchmaking company immediately made a decision.
He adjusted his red suit and made an apologetic gesture to Li Youzhi with a professional smile.
"I'm sorry, sir, because many female guests complained that you disrupted the order of the blind date, so we have to ask you to leave."
The other party's words made Li Youzhi laugh out loud.
He stood up from the chair, looked at the female guests who had just been ganked by him, and spread his hands.
"Why did I disrupt the order of the blind date?"
"You curse!"
"You insulted me!"
"You don't respect women!"
Good guy.
Li Youzhi didn't expect that his charges were quite complete - he was pushing himself to the gallows!
Fortunately, none of you have plastic bags from Walmart, otherwise I would be here today!
Facing the accusations from No. 33, he looked at the blind men behind him.
"Come on guys, please give me some feedback. Is there anything wrong with what I just said?"
"Nothing wrong!"
With the support of the dating men behind him, Li Youzhi turned around with a smile.
"Well, you think I insulted you and disrespected you, do you respect yourselves? In my understanding of blind date, it is to get to know people of the opposite sex who are compatible with each other through an occasion. I think the personalities can get along, and the three views We can get along, then establish a romantic relationship, and finally start a family together. Of course, material conditions are also an indispensable part of it. As a result, you just talk about material things and only material things. What do you think of yourselves? Commodity? I can marry you home with a clearly marked price gift. You are insulting women, objectifying women, and disrespecting women, okay!"
"well said!"
As soon as Li Youzhi finished speaking, a group of blind date men behind him who had suffered a lot suddenly burst into applause.
Li Youzhi waved his hand and turned his attention to the blind date girls again.
"Also, you asked me to apologize. What did I do wrong? I just responded to your arrogance with arrogance, and your exaggeration with exaggeration! You have put yourself in a rare position from the beginning, I use conditions that ordinary people cannot satisfy to show off your sense of superiority. I just talk to you with the same sense of superiority as you, and you can’t stand it?"
"well said!"
Many male guests present applauded and applauded again.
In the live broadcast room, netizens also burst into laughter after hearing Li Youzhi's rebuttal.
"Brother, what you said is wonderful!"
"Critical attack with a knife, I'm going crazy today!"
"Every sentence is heart-breaking!"
"Fuck, which big brother will fund the sale of a hidden high-definition device to the little brother? Next time something like this happens, I want to see the faces of the female guests! I want to see their expressions!"
This end.
Li Youzhi made sarcastic remarks, completely igniting the already angry female guests.
He took the on-site manager's arm and drove Li Youzhi away without mercy.
It was also the first time for the on-site manager to see such a fresh male guest. Seeing that the rest of the blind date venue had gathered to watch the excitement, it seemed that the blind date could not continue if it continued like this, so he quickly waved his hand.
"Mr. No. 380, no matter what, we still have to take care of women's feelings. Just take a step back and apologize to the female guests. Don't make everyone degrading."
Seeing several security guards gathering behind him, Li Youzhi smiled and shook his head.
"You want to be decent, right? Well, I didn't mean to cause trouble. I really wanted to come and see the world. Since my behavior made the organizer and all the female guests feel uncomfortable, then I have nothing to say. I I have been stimulated since I was a child, so I can't say the words to apologize. But I still have some talent, so I will sing a song to the female guests who complained about me, and to the organizer of Aunt Wang's matchmaking agency, as an apology."
When he said this, the on-site manager's expression softened slightly.
In fact, if it weren't for the fact that so many female guests at the scene had objections to Li Youzhi, he wouldn't be willing to do something that could easily cause disputes.
Li Youzhi wanted to lighten the atmosphere, and he immediately asked the emcee of the banquet hall to hand over the microphone.
Taking the microphone, Li Youzhi jumped onto the stage located on the east side of the hall. Seeing a Yamaha electronic keyboard on the stage, he walked over directly.
It's decent, isn't it?
Brother Zhi will make you look decent today, to the end!
After fixing the microphone, Li Youzhi took out the hot mobile phone in his pocket and pointed the lens at the audience.
Putting his fingers on the Yamaha keys, Li Youzhi took a deep breath.
It's been a long time since I've touched something soft and bouncy like this, which is black and white. For a moment... my technique was a little unfamiliar.
Fortunately, Li Youzhi quickly regained some feeling.
A somewhat playful prelude came out from the speakers, and the male and female guests at the scene looked at each other.
Apart from anything else, Li Youzhi is really good at playing the piano!
Although his appearance is ordinary now, he is wearing a loose and hanging suit and standing there relaxedly. His fingers played the keys briskly, and his spontaneity and ease really amazed some of the female guests present.
Just when some female guests at the scene felt that he was taking the opportunity to turn on the screen to attract the opposite sex, Li Youzhi adjusted his breath and spoke to the female guests.
"I am your father……"
This first sentence made all the female guests present turn green!
"...You are a blooming flower."
It wasn't until he sang the second sentence that the faces of the female guests softened.
Damn, you heard me wrong. To put it into context, that's "mud."
What kind of crappy lyrics are these? Why do they sound like curse words?
Do it on purpose!
Amidst all the blank eyes, Li Youzhi grinned and continued singing.
"We both have different values."
"As for the scene, I won't talk about it here. Forget it, let's just forget about it."
"Whether we are in love or not, it doesn't matter. In any case, it's hard to distinguish between true and false love."
Listening to Li Youzhi singing this unexplainable main song in a very unorthodox tone, the female guests in the audience started talking.
"It sounds awful."
"The lyrics are the same as those in the defense. He probably wrote them himself. I haven't heard of them, and they don't sound good either!"
"Thankfully, I thought he was too good at singing because of his looks."
At this time, the netizens in Li Youzhi's live broadcast room were also laughed at his song that kept wandering between being out of tune and not out of tune, but even if it was not out of tune, you couldn't hear the tune.
"Turn off the live broadcast audio and torture those female guests! Brother Zhi, what are you talking about with your own people?"
"You made me laugh so hard. Brother, please don't do this. If we can't do it, just leave!"
"Brother Zhi, I'm scared. Is there really no one you care about in this world? Hahahahaha!"
Amid these pointers and complaints, Li Youzhi completed the main song.
"Hey, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, what a sin!"
After a few clicks of his tongue like gongs, Li Youzhi raised his finger and pointed with a smile at the female guests in the audience and the big poster behind them that said "Aunt Wang Matchmaking, the Maker of Marriage"!
"Perhaps Yue Lao is offline and the God of Wealth is in charge of your love! The gift from the garage will make you want to leave, but my withered appearance won't catch your eye. Your heart is all about money!"
"Perhaps Yue Lao is offline, and love is managed by the God of Wealth! Only material things can give you a sense of security. Only after you have passed a few passes and climbed a few hurdles can you realize that the rare thing is ordinary!"
As Li Youzhi suddenly came online, as soon as the chorus was sung, the expressions of all the female guests and the on-site manager were as exciting as eating a fly.
They felt...seriously offended!
You call this an apology?
This is obviously Gonghuo!
The opposite of.
Hearing these lyrics in the chorus, the male guests, who had been tortured all morning at the venue and were rejected by all kinds of dislikes, instantly smiled knowingly and couldn't help but applaud!
"Well done!"
"The lyrics are a bit straightforward, but they are so well said. Isn't this marriage just the job of the God of Wealth now?"
"They say it's fate, but it's not fate. In the end, it's all money!"
"So, if you don't get married when you reach our age, marriage is no longer a marriage. It's all just a business!"
Beep!
Received amazing points, 316 points!
Hearing the system's astounding whistle, Li Youzhi directly picked up the phone and walked to the stage.
He cupped his hands in front of the female guests who wished they could skin him alive with their eyes.
"In the end, Yue Lao got drunk, and the God of Wealth took over the marriage nest. From then on, money replaced true love, and he only recognized money and no one else! A song "Yue Lao Disconnected" was dedicated to all the young ladies present who only recognize material things and no one. I wish you a prosperous business and abundant financial resources!”
Beep!
Received a stunning value of 1211 points from the Doushou platform!
The blessings diffused through the low-end speakers echoed in the empty banquet hall.
Li Youzhi’s live broadcast room exploded!
PS: Blanch! When setting up the previous chapter, I sent it out with a shake of my hand! Just send it out together. From now on, we will still do it at 12 noon...then...brothers, please do your best! It’s No. 1 on the new book list on the entire site!