Chapter 215 Jia Zhang fell into the manure pit

Chapter 215 Jia Zhang fell into the manure pit

"The position of the first master is a very heavy responsibility, and I definitely can't do it. Firstly, I am junior and have only been back for less than a year, so it is difficult to manage things; secondly, there are many things in the factory, and I have to take care of Xiaoling when I get home, so I don't have time. , and don’t have the energy to take care of things. So who will be the boss will be decided by Lao Liu and Lao Yan after discussion. I will not express my opinion. "

Chen Taocai is too lazy to be a master. He only cares about Miss Xue and the children, and is unwilling to spend time on trivial matters in the courtyard.

"Okay, okay, Lao He, you are really sensible, much better than Lao Yi... Otherwise, I will reluctantly become the first uncle, Lao Yan will be the second uncle, and let Silly Zhu be the third uncle. How about it? Our compound also needs to replenish young blood!"

Liu Haizhong tried to reciprocate the favor.

Xu Damao glared at him. He said that after he got rid of Yi Zhonghai, he would make me the third uncle. Do you want to regret it now?

What an old dog!

I'm so damn stupid, I'll take your surname from now on!

Anyone can be the third uncle, but Xu Damao really can't accept it, being ridiculed by Silly Zhu.

Chen Tao thought for a while and smiled: "If Shazhu is happy and others support it, then I have no objection."

It would be quite interesting for Shazhu to become the third uncle. Chen Tao really wants to see what will happen then!

Yi Zhonghai was also happy: "If Silly Zhu becomes the third uncle, I have no problem with it."

Qin Huairu also walked over with Miss Xue on her arm and said with a smile, "I don't have any objection either."

She wore a short-sleeved shirt, a pair of dark pants, and two braids, looking quite innocent.

However, she is very mature, giving people a very contradictory but extremely feminine look and feel.

Yi Zhonghai was itching to watch.

I have to say that once you get your mind set on something, you can’t stop thinking about it.

Miss Xue wore a maternity skirt designed by Chen Tao. Her protruding belly made the thin fabric accentuate the curvature.

And her features were picturesque, like a gorgeous apricot blossom, and her whole person was filled with the brilliance of motherhood...

This made it easier for Shazhu and Yuyu to call "Mom".

“Mr.

What a deal!

They are all old beasts!

Isn't he just an idle deputy director who adapts to the wind? This makes you fawn over...

Xu Damao dared not speak out in anger.

Chen Tao smiled and said: "Old Yan, you don't have to give up your seat. Xiaoling can sit with me. Take this opportunity for us old comrades to talk about the current situation."

Yan Bugui sat down again.

And Miss Xue also smiled and sat next to the uncle, listening to them talk about the mountains.

Qin Huairu stood behind her and gently squeezed her shoulders, acting like a good daughter-in-law.

Xu Damao's eyelids jumped.

He was very smart and knew what Qin Huairu was thinking, and he would never let the widow achieve her goal easily.

"Da Mao, go and get a stool. As a leader of the younger generation and a reserve cadre of our compound, you should listen more and think more to prepare for taking over in the future."

Since Liu Haizhong proposed to let Silly Zhu be the third uncle, Xu Damao would definitely be dissatisfied and would inevitably fight with Liu Haizhong.

Chen Tao really wanted to see this scene.

"Hey, I'm going to get a chair right now, and I'll listen to you, Uncle He, reason with me."

In the compound, Chen Tao and the three stewards formed the highest circle.

But if there are only three uncles, Xu Damao may not like them.

But with Chen Tao, a serious leader, Xu Damao had to pay attention.

Yes, Chen Tao, the deputy director, is a bit idle and has little power.

But with Li Huaide's respect, it would be easy for him to do something if he wanted to do something. It was definitely not something that Xu Damao himself or these stewards could do.

Thirty seconds later, Xu Damao came over with a bench.

Four old comrades, two pretty married women, and a horse-faced young man just started talking nonsense.

Yi Zhonghai didn't speak much. After all, he had just stepped down and was in a bad mood.

But when his eyes glance at a pretty widow, he will have some kind of expectation and impulse.

More than half an hour later, Xu Damao went to get the kettle and fill some elders with water.

When it was Chen Tao's turn, Shazhu carried a few lunch boxes and stepped into the middle courtyard.

"Hey, what's going on? The sun is out in the west? Silly Mao, you actually poured water for my dad?"

Silly Zhu glanced at it and saw that Xu Damao was filial to his father, just like his own father, and couldn't help but be very curious.

In fact, in the original plot, Xu Damao deliberately called He Daqing "Dad" after bringing He Daqing back to the courtyard in order to mess with Silly Zhu, and said that if Silly Zhu didn't recognize him, he could recognize him.

Of course, this is just to piss off Silly Zhu, not sincerely.

But Chen Tao felt that as Xu Damao was one of the most important figures in the courtyard, he could accept him as his adopted son.

So he smiled and said: "Da Mao, you better serve me well, or you can recognize me as your godfather!"

I recognize your mother!

Xu Damao had his own father, so he didn’t want to accept a thief as his father. He declined politely:

"Uncle He, stop joking, I just want to admit it, and Silly Zhu doesn't agree!"

Silly Zhu snorted: "Of course I don't agree. You are not a good person. My dad can't have anything to do with you."

Xu Damao said dissatisfied: "Why am I not a good person? We share our compound, and you are the only one who is a good person?"

Qin Huairu smiled and said: "Si Zhu is really a good person, Damao, you can't compare to him."

‘Of course I can’t compare to him. Why didn’t I help your family? ’

Xu Damao glanced at Jia Zhang who was going to the public toilet, and deliberately retorted:

"You two haven't even gotten married yet, and now you're starting to have sex with each other?"

Jia Zhang was furious when she heard this, but she didn't get angry immediately. Instead, she glared at Qin Huairu's back and continued walking forward.

She already has a plan.

As long as Qin Huairu hasn't discussed marriage with Sha Zhu, she won't take action.

If Qin Huairu were to remarry, then she would have to summon her son's ghost to make trouble for him.

Of course, in order to prepare for a rainy day, whether Qin Huairu gets married or not, she has to "educate" Bangge well, so that this kid can't only see his mother, not the Jia family, and not her own grandmother.

As long as he grasps the stick, he is not afraid that Qin Huairu will not give in.

After all, the reason why she wanted to remarry was just for the fun of it.

Qin Huairu didn't see her mother-in-law, but she still said angrily:

"Xu Damao, what nonsense are you talking about! When will Shazhu and I get married? It's really hard for a dog to spit out ivory."

Silly Zhu also laughed and scolded: "Si Mao, don't talk nonsense. You messed up my blind date with Qin Jingru before, and I haven't settled the score with you yet! You'd better behave yourself, or I'll kill you!"

Xu Damao laughed and said: "You still say that there is no husband and wife? Aunt Xue, do you think there is anything shameful between them?"

Miss Xue said seriously: "This matter is not a joke. Huairu and Zhuzi are both good comrades and will not mess around!"

But the uncle would act recklessly and sleep with her even though he was not married yet.

Silly Zhu looked very proud and said to Xu Damao:

"You are so stupid, you actually asked my mother. How could she not speak for me!"

Your mother is already dead!

Xu Damao thought bitterly.

Silly Zhu smiled again and asked: "How are you and Qin Jingru doing? Do you plan to have a relationship with her?"

Xu Damao quickly clarified: "Don't talk nonsense. Qin Jingru and I are just ordinary friends. Don't try to slander me!"

Silly Zhu smiled and said: "Haha, I don't know you yet? As soon as you poop, I will know what you poop. If you don't have that kind of relationship with Qin Jingru, I will fall into the cesspool next time I go to the toilet."

Xu Damao sneered and said, "You don't have to wait until next time. You will fall into the manure pit tonight and eat until you are full."

Qin Huairu said with a sad look on her face: "This is so disgusting, can you two stop mentioning this!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a hurried voice came from outside: "Oh no, someone has fallen into the manure pit, please come quickly!"

Xu Damao subconsciously said: "It's not Jia Zhang, right?"

These days, most toilets are dry toilets, with a cesspool underneath. If someone falls in, there may not be any danger. After all, excrement is very important. People often clean it, but it is not easy to get up.

Especially Jia Zhang, who is short and fat. If she gets stuck in it, can't reach the upper edge of the pit, or has no strength, she will definitely need help.

Just when everyone was curious, someone outside shouted:

"The person who fell into the pit is someone from your compound. Send someone over to rescue him quickly!"

Liu Haizhong had just taken office and needed such "performance", so he made an immediate decision:

"Si Zhu, Damao, hurry up and prepare the tools, come with me to save people!"

Qin Huairu also looked at Xu Damao and asked nervously: "How did you know it was my mother-in-law?"

Xu Damao couldn't help laughing and said: "I saw her going out just now. Of course, this is just my guess. Your mother-in-law may also have gone shopping, and the ones who fell into the pit were other people in our compound."

"You're still laughing, it's important to save people!"

Silly Zhu hit him and hurried to find sticks and ropes.

Xu Damao also followed.

He doesn't like people, so of course he has to watch Jia Zhang's jokes.

Miss Xue also wanted to join in the "fun", but was carried into the house by her uncle:

"You can't go. It's full of stuff in this summer... you'll definitely vomit if you look at it."

Damn it!

Xu Damao stopped immediately when he thought of that scene.

Silly Zhu also felt nauseous, but he still turned around and grabbed Xu Damao, insisting that he must share his troubles.

"Silly Zhu, let me go. I have to go to the factory to show a movie."

Xu Damao struggled hard but couldn't break free.

"Stop talking about it. We have a day off today. Where are the movie arrangements? Hurry, it's important for us to save people."

Sha Zhu doesn’t believe Sha Mao.

Yan Bugui praised: "Just now we discussed that Sha Zhu should be the third master. Now seeing his realization, it is really suitable!"

Silly Zhu was very surprised: "You are so good at it yourself, why do you want me to be the third uncle?"

Yan Bugui explained: "Lao Yi just resigned, and your father didn't want to be the first uncle, so he asked Old Liu to be the first uncle. I am the second uncle, and you will be the third uncle."

Silly Zhu immediately refused: "I don't want to be an uncle, let my father be. If my father doesn't deserve it, then let my mother be."

"this……"

Yan Bugui hesitated.

"Women hold up half the sky. I support Teacher Xue to become the third uncle!"

Liu Haizhong continues to reciprocate love.