Chapter 216 Respect
Am I the third uncle?
Miss Xue quickly refused: "I can't do it. I have no qualifications and experience. I can't be the third uncle."
Chen Tao smiled and said: "Then let Huairu be the third uncle!"
Silly Zhu immediately supported: "I agree with this proposal. Sister Qin has qualifications and a good reputation, so she should be the one."
Qin Huairu didn't want to be the one, she said to Chen Tao: "Uncle He, don't mention this now, go and save my mother-in-law!"
"Yes, it's important to save people. We'll talk about it later."
Silly Zhu agreed, and took Xu Damao with him to find tools, fearing that he would go off track halfway and be left alone to face Jia Zhang in the cesspool.
Damn it, this stupid Zhu doesn’t take the uncle seriously.
Liu Haizhong was quite helpless. Not to mention that he had a father who was a leader. Even if it had been put aside, Shazhu would not accept his fault as Uncle Liu.
Of course, if the three uncles unite, Shazhu will not be able to defeat him.
"Uncle I really want to go see it, can we just watch it from a distance? Please!"
Miss Xue begged softly, she couldn't hold back her curiosity.
"Okay, then watch from a distance and never come closer, otherwise you will lose your appetite at night and be starved."
Chen Tao could only tolerate this silly girl.
When Shazhu found the tools and was about to go out with everyone, Chen Tao suddenly stopped Qin Huairu and warned:
"You have to bring soap there. If that person is really your mother-in-law, then you have to take her to the river to wash her off and then come back. Otherwise, your family won't be able to sleep again tonight!"
Qin Huairu nodded repeatedly and hurriedly found soap, towels, and a change of clothes.
Xu Damao felt uncomfortable and anxious. He wanted to be like Teacher Xue and watch the joke from a distance, so he didn't want to face that hellish scene.
It's a pity that he was caught by Shazhu and could not break free.
He is too weak.
Silly Zhu can handle him with one hand.
five minutes later.
Outside the public toilet.
It was lively, full of people, and full of joy.
A group of people, whether they were members of the Animal Compound or people from other compounds, gathered around to watch the fun.
It’s so funny when someone falls into a manure pit!
Miss Xue held the uncle's thick arm with one hand and covered her big belly with the other. She stood behind the crowd, looking disgusted and curious. She stretched her neck and looked at the movement in the public toilet.
Unfortunately, even though she was 1.65 meters tall, there were taller people eating melons in front of her, so she couldn't see clearly.
Fortunately, she was prepared and asked her uncle to bring a small stool.
She stepped on the stool and said coquettishly: "Uncle, please hold me up"
Even though she was here, Chen Tao had no choice but to support the girl and joked at the same time:
"If you vomit after seeing it, don't get it on me."
Miss Xue hugged his neck and said with a smile: "Don't worry, uncle, I will control myself."
Chen Tao lightly hit her to make her stand upright, but he got an angry look from her.
There are a lot of people here, so you can't touch them.
In a public toilet.
At this time, Jia Zhang was like an indescribable evil ghost, staying quietly in the pit.
Not long ago, when she came to the bathroom, she heard about her daughter-in-law and Silly Zhu, and she felt very unhappy.
Even when she came to squat in the pit, she was a little absent-minded, so she stepped in a small puddle without paying attention, and then slipped into the big pit.
Fortunately, she didn't hit the board, otherwise she would have lost half her life.
Of course, despite this, she still had the urge to die.
It doesn't matter if you eat a mouthful of feces and urine, there are still those worms...
Jia Zhang felt that even if Qin Huairu remarried with three children and sent her back to the countryside, she would not be so uncomfortable.
She was depressed.
When Liu Haizhong and others came in, she didn't want to speak. She just stared at a pair of dim old eyes that were still cloudy and signaled Silly Zhu to help her up quickly.
Silly Zhu only glanced at her, and when he saw the things on her hair and face that could not be seen directly, he immediately bent over and vomited wildly.
As if they were infected, Xu Damao, Liu Haizhong, Yan Bugui and Yi Zhonghai also vomited.
Listening to the rising and falling sounds, Qin Huairu stopped and didn't dare to squeeze in anymore.
Of course, you can hide for a while, but you can't hide for a lifetime.
Soon, as the daughter-in-law, she had to help her mother-in-law clean her body...
What the hell, how old is this mother-in-law, how could she still fall into a manure pit?
The locust flowers will not fall off!
Qin Huairu complained and thought.
Moreover, her character is that of a pretty widow. If it had anything to do with the defense, it would be very embarrassing.
After vomiting for a while, Liu Haizhong hurriedly ordered Shazhu and Xu Damao to save people.
Silly Zhu also slowed down and extended his stick into the pit.
Because he didn't dare to look directly, he almost poked Jia Zhang's nose.
Jia Zhang complained: "Silly Zhu, please be careful... Alas, my hands are slippery and I can't catch your stick."
As soon as she opened her mouth, there seemed to be a distant and terrifying aura spreading out, causing the nearest Silly Pillar to turn over in his stomach and spray out what little was left, smearing it on Jia Zhang's face.
"Fuck... ugh"
Xu Damao couldn't help but glance at it, and then, as if he had eaten a hundred tons of black garlic, he turned around and ran out of the public toilet, vomiting again in front of everyone.
Miss Xue's eyes looked better than before. She quickly closed her eyes, turned around and hugged the uncle.
Before the real master came out, she was actually frightened...
Apparently, she overestimated her ability to bear it.
Yes, she also goes to the public toilet, but this is different!
"Let's stop watching, okay?"
Chen Tao once again "admonished".
Although it looks interesting, it is also really disgusting and will definitely make you unable to eat dinner afterwards.
"Well, I won't watch anymore, but let's not go back yet."
Miss Xue also wanted to feel the atmosphere.
Chen Tao did not refuse.
Three minutes later, Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu were captured, and instead of Xu Damao, they went in to rescue Jia Zhang.
For Liu Haizhong, this is definitely not a "trap" for his son.
After all, he always beat and scolded the second and third oldest children, which made them jealous, but it was nothing at all.
However, Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu would rather be beaten and scolded by him than go to the toilet.
It's a pity that they can't help it.
Otherwise, Liu Haizhong, the newly appointed elder, will burn the flames on the two brothers and destroy their relationship for justice!
Two more minutes later.
Several people huffed and walked out of the toilet.
It was Shazhu, Liu Haizhong and others.
As for Mrs. Jia Zhang, she seemed to be a lady waiting to be married, still staying in the toilet, too embarrassed to come out to meet people.
"Silly Zhu, my mother-in-law..."
Qin Huairu asked worriedly.
"Her legs are a little soft and she won't be able to come out until later."
Silly Zhu said with a pale face.
It will take him at least a week to heal from the damage caused to him by hunting down Jia Zhang today.
"..."
After listening to Sha Zhu's words, Qin Huairu suddenly had a bad premonition.
Sure enough, less than two minutes later, Jia Zhang's weak voice came from inside:
"Huairu, come in quickly and help me."
I'll help your mother!
Qin Huairu cursed her mother in her heart, and persuaded her with kind words:
"Mom, take a rest first. When you're rested, go to the river to wash yourself. I'll go back and get you soap."
Obviously the soap was wrapped in a towel and held in his hand, but Qin Huairu still said that and walked back.
No matter what, she would not help Jia Zhang unless she was clean.
Xu Damao said loudly: "Before we came here, didn't Uncle He remind you to get the soap? Why do you have to go back to get it again? I think you just don't want to help your mother-in-law!"
"What are you talking about!"
Silly Zhu shouted: "Am I, Sister Qin, that kind of person? Can't she be in such a hurry that she forgets again?"
Xu Damao hummed: "Okay, she will go back and get it, and you go help Granny Zhang!"
Damn it, you’re looking for a fight!
Silly Zhu was so angry that he rolled up his sleeves and wanted to fuck Xu Damao, who quickly ran away.
And Shazhu also chased after him.
It wasn't that he really wanted to fight Xu Damao, but he wanted to take the opportunity to run away.
Qin Huairu also ran away, looking like she was worried about her mother-in-law and wanted to go back to get soap.
"Awesome"
Jia Zhang called again.
"..."
As soon as Banggeng heard this, he ran away quickly, not even taking care of his two sisters.
He doesn't need to care either.
The two sisters, Xiaodang and Huaihua, also raced almost at the same time.
After Jia Zhang shouted many times but no one came, she also knew that her daughter-in-law and grandchildren despised her, so she couldn't help but secretly scolded Qin Huairu for being unfilial, and called the three stick gangsters white wolves.
Then she started calling again:
"Lao Yi! Lao Liu! Lao Yan! Come and help me, I can't leave!"
However, the three giants of the courtyard saw a bad opportunity and fled long ago.
"Uncle Let's go back quickly!"
Miss Xue hurriedly got down from the stool, pulled Chen Tao, and urged him to leave quickly. She was deeply afraid that Mrs. Jia Zhang would also call his name, and he would act like a good person and go over to help him.
In this way, you will really become a smelly uncle!
Chen Tao followed the good advice and left with her, carrying the stool.
Chen Tao walked into the middle courtyard without haste. He didn't see Qin Huairu. She must have been rummaging around in the house for soap!
It is understandable that sometimes, some people still feel that they have lost their mobile phones even though they are holding them, and they are sweating profusely looking for them.
A quarter of an hour later.
Jia Zhang was also pushed to the limit by something. She got up and left the public toilet, walking step by step towards the nearby river.
People who wanted to see the excitement to the end got their wish. When they saw her image, they suddenly heard vomiting sounds one after another, as if they drank the water of the Zimu River and suffered from collective morning sickness.
Half past four in the afternoon.
After cleaning and changing into clean clothes, but still with a faint aura of a strong person lingering around her body, Jia Zhang finally returned to her loyal courtyard.
Her steps were very steady, and she looked at the neighbors who were watching her, as if a general was inspecting his soldiers.
It seemed that it was not she who fell into the cesspit and was in such a mess, but these neighbors who didn't know what they were talking about.
Her Taoist heart was not broken, but instead became stronger!
So what if you fall into a manure pit? Even after he's washed, he's still a good man!
Chen Tao was in awe and almost wanted to applaud her.
And Miss Xue couldn't help but stood up from the lounge chair in the corridor and paid her respects with her wonderful eyes looking at Shengyan.
Silly Zhu failed to withstand Jia Zhang's strong pressure. He remembered what happened before, so he made a not-so-low-key vomiting sound in the quiet atmosphere.
Mrs. Jia Zhang immediately glared at him. Cricket, a stupid cook, dared to disrespect her?
He should really fall into the cesspool once!