Chapter 119 Bubble Gum and Happy Bean tease the man! Goddess Siren and her little husband!
"It's not... you two!"
"Are you two so close to each other?!"
"Pfft... No, why is this scene so inconsistent?"
"I thought it was Gu Huaian holding Xilin's waist behind her. I just wanted to say that this old man was taking advantage again..."
"Hahaha... Sister Xilin's posture looks a bit domineering."
"Looking at this scene, I imagined a novel in my mind. I already thought of the title: "The Goddess Siren and Her Little Husband"!"
"Pfft... you write it! Once you write it and send it out, I will give you an alliance, a silver alliance!"
"I'll give you a golden alliance!"
"I'll give you ten!"
"Labour and capital provide one hundred!"
"...You think that's Happy Beans and brag about it!"
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"You are too tall..."
The pretty face of the mature sister Xilin was a little red. Gu Huaian was very tall and had broad shoulders. When she sat on the horse, her upper body was so tall that she could only look sideways in front of her.
If it weren't for her superb riding skills, she would have lost her balance and fallen.
"Then...I'll keep it low."
Gu Huaian bent his upper body as much as possible, which made Xilin feel more relaxed.
Maybe it was because Xilin was holding her in a hug, and the fragrance from her body penetrated Gu Huaian's breath like it was free.
His back also felt soft, because he had to pull the reins, and Xilin seemed to be lying on top of him...
"Don't be nervous."
Seeing him like this, the mature sister Xilin was actually amused. If he was so nervous, wouldn't he be thrown off if the horse started running?
"No way, how could I be nervous?"
Gu Huaian smiled and tried his best to relax.
At this time, the barrage is already full of comments:
"I'm so envious!"
"Gu Huaian, you old man, come down and let me get up!"
"That's Siren, you are being held by my goddess!!!"
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Again, everyone scolded Gu Huaian and everyone envied Gu Huaian!
That was the goddess Xilin. She was holding Gu Huaian in a hug while riding a horse. Who could not be envious of this!
I'm really going to feel sour!
Just in time.
"Hoof-tapping hoof-tapping..."
Movie Emperor Su just came back from a walk.
While he was galloping on his horse just now, he was thinking, should he have just dismounted and walked with Xilin?
Why leave?
Wouldn't she be close to him if she refused?
The more I think about it, the more wrong it becomes!
The actor Su then decided that he would stop riding the horse after this round of walking and go down to accompany Xilin.
But it's a pity...
He came to his senses a little late.
When he was riding back, he saw Gu Huaian sitting on the same horse as someone from a distance.
It was so far away that I couldn't see clearly, and I was still wondering why there was anyone riding with Gu Huaian?
Now that we were close, we could see clearly that the person riding with Gu Huaian was Xilin with her hair tied up...
Su Yuntang was not calm at that time!
Didn't you say that it would be inconvenient to mount the horse if you sprain your ankle?
Didn't we agree that it wouldn't be safe for two people to ride a horse together? !
So why did Xilin ride a horse with Gu Huaian? !
Moreover, he was sitting behind Gu Huaian, holding Gu Huaian with both hands in a "hugging" posture!
that moment……
Actor Su was completely confused.
They were in the horse farm, and there was a patch of green grass nearby. The wind blew, and the green grassland looked extremely vibrant.
I don’t know if the program team is causing trouble, but the camera happened to show Su Yuntang at this time...
"puff……"
At that time, a group of spectators couldn't stand it anymore.
They all expressed:
"Let's just say, does the camera have to show Su Yuntang at this time?"
"Who on the show team taught you how to cut the camera like this!"
"Hahaha...the program team also feels sorry for Su Yuntang!"
"There should be the familiar BGM here: snowflakes fluttering, north wind blowing..."
"Actor Su: No!!!"
"???Why do you make voice calls?!"
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It is worth mentioning that Xilin and Gu Huaian did not seem to notice Su Yuntang returning from riding. The mature sister Xilin asked Gu Huaian to hold the front of the saddle, while she pedaled the stirrups, held the reins, and gently pinched the horse with her legs. belly……
The horse began to move forward in a leisurely manner.
Although the walking is not fast, it is much better than when the uncle was holding the horse just now. At least it makes people feel that they are riding a horse instead of sitting on a horse.
Riding on the horse, being held in a hug by Sister Xilin, to be honest, Gu Huaian was a little nervous and didn't even dare to move.
I originally wanted to make a few saucy words to lighten the atmosphere, but I didn’t know what to say, so Xilin took the lead and asked:
"How is it? Are you scared?"
If Shang Zhuoyan said this, it would definitely be a joke, but when it came out of the mouth of her mature sister Xilin, she was filled with concern.
"Afraid? How is it possible..."
Gu Huaian waved his hands carelessly, as if an old man was afraid of riding a horse.
"Then I can go faster?"
Xilin pursed her lips and smiled. Today, her sister's lipstick is Fiery Red Lips, which is very bright.
"Okay... eh!"
Gu Huaian was just about to agree and make mental preparations, but Sister Xilin suddenly kicked the horse's belly with both legs...
"qia!"
Then he shouted.
I don’t know what signal this is, but the horse suddenly exerts force!
At that moment, Gu Huaian felt a "pushing feeling" on his back, and his whole body fell uncontrollably behind him!
To say that he was not completely out of control, his hand was still holding the front of the saddle, but most of his upper body was lying firmly on the body of his mature sister Xilin.
It is worth mentioning that Xilin straightened her waist and stood upright to resist Gu Huaian who fell backwards. The corners of her red lips couldn't stop rising. One look at her and she knew that she did it on purpose.
"???"
"!!!"
The barrage exploded at that time!
"Goddess Sirin, you must have done this on purpose!"
"I suspect you are flirting with a man, but I have no proof..."
"Ahh! Sister is so wild! This should be the correct way to tease a guy, okay!"
"I used to watch TV shows where men played with women on horseback, but this is the first time I saw a woman play with a man on horseback. Sister Xilin is a real dominatrix!"
"Looking westward with great expectations, CP rush, rush!"
"??? What kind of evil CP is this!"
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Almost everyone could see that Xilin did it on purpose. Usually in TV dramas, such a scene would involve a man riding a horse to tease a woman, but today my sister reversed it.
The audience said, this is the relationship between brother and sister, okay!
The reins should always be in the hands of my sister!
Sister Xilin, come on, take Gu Laolu in the palm of your hand and play with it!
"Looking to the west with full heart to CP" Go, go, go!
Speaking of CP...
Originally, Shang Zhuoyan and Gu Huaian's "Android CP" and Pei Jingshu and Gu Huaian's "Pei Ban takes care of CP" have been fighting all kinds of quarrels in the past two days. Being targeted by two gangs, I also wanted to be a fisherman who profited from watching the snipe and the clam fight.
But today, because of the interaction between Xilin and Gu Huaian on horseback, they really caught up with them, so they stopped pretending and went straight to a showdown!
At that time, some fans of "Android CP" and "Pei Ban takes care of CP" were confused. Before that, they didn't even know what the CP of "Looking to the West" was for!
They didn't even expect that after working for a long time, their house would be stolen by the CP of "Looking to the West"!
This time, everyone will be stunned, okay?
This is so hidden!
So fans of "Android CP" and "Pei Ban takes care of CP" began to "join the group to keep warm" and collectively attacked "Wangxi CP"!
But I never thought that the fans of this CP are very powerful, and the two of them together can't do it!
no way……
Sister-brother relationships are quite popular nowadays. The interaction between the elder sister and the younger brother always has some inexplicable elements of superiority in it, and Sister Xilin is teasing Gu Laolu!
At this stall, "Looking to the West CP" is invincible!
No one should try to challenge my sister's authority!
People say that latecomers take over, and this wave of "looking westward for CP" is driving people crazy!
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"Hoof-tapping hoof-tapping..."
On the racecourse, Xilin held the reins and rode a horse with Gu Huaian, galloping on the grass.
The horse ran faster and faster, and Xilin almost let go of the reins completely. It should be said that her sister was really stable. At this speed, people didn't even blink an eyebrow.
My sister is from an ethnic minority, and riding a horse is almost engraved in her DNA. She once played the role of a female general, and during the six months of filming, she was on a horse almost every day. For her, riding a horse is like driving a car, and she is very familiar with it.
Gu Huaian, on the other hand, could barely hold on for a while when he first came up, but later it was really unbearable for Dian. If the camera wasn't still filming him and he felt embarrassed, he might have turned his head to hug Xilin. …
He almost called "Mom"!
It’s so scary!
That horse is no better than an electric car. The electric car has flat wheels and does everything you want; the horse bumps up and down, and if you can't control the balance, it will fall to the ground!
Very expensive!
What's funny is that after Xilin came back from taking Gu Huaian for a walk, the first thing Gu Huaian did when his feet hit the ground was...
"vomit!"
I vomited while running.
"puff……"
"Hahaha……"
At that time, the audience went crazy with joy!
They all expressed:
"Gu Laolu, you have a day like this too!"
"Hahaha...he deserves it! Only Sister Xilin can cure him."
"Hey, you're making me laugh so hard. Where's your freshness? Where's your hair shape? You need to stand up, Gu Laolu!"
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Normally, Gu Huaian is always a mean guy, doing all kinds of chores, a bit in need of a beating, and even has the nickname "Gu Laolu".
Now, finally seeing him deflated, almost everyone in the audience felt an inexplicable sense of relief.
"Giggle..."
Even the mature sister Siren giggled while holding the horse.
She didn't want to tease Gu Huaian. She also asked Gu Huaian when she was riding, and asked him if he felt it was fast. Gu Huaian was so stubborn that he insisted on saying that it didn't matter. It was also called "Quick. Don't tease me. Do you dare to go faster?" …
He said such things!
Can Xilin pamper him?
But to be honest, Xilin also enjoyed the way Gu Huaian leaned on her when she leaned back just now. The most interesting thing was that she heard Gu Huaian call "Mom" right away. At that moment, she didn't know why she felt so maternal. a feeling of……
It's a bit shameful.
But it's still quite interesting.
When Gu Huaian was almost done vomiting, she asked:
"Are you still riding?"
Gu Huaian waved his hands repeatedly:
"I vomited out all the bread and milk I just ate. If I vomit again, I'll have to vomit bile."
"Pfft...cluck..."
Siren was very amused at once.
At this moment, from the corner of her eye, Xilin caught a glimpse of the actor Su riding a horse in the right direction.
I don't know if he was angry or not, but Su Yuntang kept giving orders to the horse to speed up, and the horse ran as hard as he could.
"well……"
Xilin was a little helpless, silently held her forehead, and immediately got on the horse.
Say to Gu Huaian:
"Then you take a rest and ride again later. I'll go first."
"Okay, okay."
Gu Huaian's assistant Jiang Nuan handed him a bottle of water, and he sat there drinking and relaxing.
"drive……"
Only then did the mature sister Xilin ride her horse in the direction of Su Yuntang.
Speaking of which, she was really helpless. In fact, she did not deceive Su Yuntang because it was not convenient for her to ride a horse today. But who made her agree to Gu Huaian last night?
It’s hard to break a promise, right?
Now that he took Gu Huaian for a ride, but he rejected Su Yuntang, he must be angry.
People say that acting is a complete set. In this case, Xilin has no choice but to go find Su Yuntang for another ride...
This is not to give Su Yuntang hope, but Xilin feels that it would be a bit disrespectful not to ask him for a ride.
Red carpet goddess Siren has always been a well-rounded mature woman.
At this time, the actor Su was sitting on a horse and galloping wildly. He was in a very unhappy mood. He felt that there was a green grassland above him and a few grass and mud horses jumping wildly on it.
"Hoof-tapping hoof-tapping..."
At this time, the sound of horse hooves came to his ears. Su Yuntang turned his head and saw that Xilin was chasing after him on horseback...
"Xu..."
He immediately pulled the reins and slowed down a bit.
When Xilin caught up with him, he looked over strangely. Subconsciously, he pretended to have just discovered it and asked:
"Aren't your feet uncomfortable? Why..."
He was worthy of being an actor. His expression was like no other. It looked like he didn't realize that Xilin had taken Gu Huaian for a lap.
Xilin pursed her lips, smiled, and said softly:
"I tried to sit up and found that my feet seemed to be fine."
"Haha...that's good."
The actor Su Hehe smiled and nodded. Admittedly, he might still be a little unhappy in his heart at this time, but he also thought that if Xilin was willing to come to him, would it also be a kind of "care" for him?
Pay attention to his feelings.
For so many years, he has never received any reward for his pursuit of Siren. People in darkness will regard it as a life-saving straw as long as they get a little bit of light, and then go to crazy self-suggestion to comfort themselves.
So he slowed down and started to keep pace with Siren, and occasionally talked to her. The two of them also laughed during the conversation and seemed very harmonious.
"well……"
At this time, some viewers didn't know what to say about Su Yuntang while watching the show.
This is too innocent (tian gou)!
From now on, we can no longer just call him "Fei·Best Actor Su", we have to call him "Su·Pure Love Warrior·Yuntang".
A cigarette is not enough for this boiling sheep, so incense is needed!
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At this time, Gu Huaian was here.
"Hey, hey..."
Gu Huaian's stomach was still churning at the feeling of being shaken.
"ah……"
At the same time, the little wild horse Shang Zhuoyan also came back with a look of "nothing left to live in".
"what happened to you?"
Gu Huaian was raped by Sister Xilin. What is the situation with Shang Zhuoyan?
"Just now, the thorns on my shoes seemed to have pricked the horse. The horse seemed frightened and almost kicked off me."
Shang Zhuoyan pouted her lips in aggrieved manner and pointed to the pair of shoes she was wearing. They were white dad shoes with some rivet designs on them, which were a rather outrageous and non-mainstream fashion brand type.
Usually the clothes she wears are always a little weird and weird. Today she was just careless. When she got on the horse, a rivet pierced the horse's butt, and it immediately became restless, which scared Shang Zhuoyan...
"puff……"
Gu Huaian almost laughed at that time.
Shang Zhuoyan: "(￢_￢) aim"
"Gu Huaian, I'm warning you, if you dare to laugh, I will fight you to the death."
Shang Zhuoyan stretched out a green jade finger and pointed directly at Gu Huaian, regardless of what was polite or impolite.
Gu Huaian endured it very hard. Considering that he had just vomited for a long time and was inconvenient to fight with Shang Zhuoyan, he tried his best not to laugh.
He tried his best to divert his attention. At this moment, Gu Huaian put his hand in his pants pocket and took out two pieces...
Store-bought bubble gum when I came out in the morning.
Bibab.
He just vomited for a long time, and his stomach was churning. Gu Huaian remembered that when his stomach was uncomfortable and he wanted to vomit, he could feel better by eating a piece of candy. He didn't know the principle of this, but it was probably life experience.
So Gu Huaian peeled off a piece, threw it into his mouth, and chewed it.
"What are you chewing?"
Shang Zhuoyan, who had just received the water glass from her assistant and took a sip, also noticed Gu Huaian chewing bubble gum and couldn't help but ask:
"bubble gum."
Gu Huaian handed another piece of brown-packed Coke-flavored bubble gum to Shang Zhuoyan and asked:
"Want to eat?"
Shang Zhuoyan: "???"
"Where did the bubble gum come from?"
Gu Huaian keeps taking out something from his pocket all day long. Why is there bubble gum? ? ?
"puff……"
The audience was also crazy with joy, and everyone expressed:
"As expected of you, Gu Laolu!"
"You are going to cause trouble outside!"
"Hahaha... Potato chips, Coke, bubble gum, what else can't you eat?"
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[Ding, the host has successfully grounded himself and gained exposure, and the points are +91X5! 】
An artist, showing off potato chips, drinking Coke, and eating bubble gum, Gu Huaian can always come up with some surprising things. The problem is that he has never done the same thing so far!
The audience all wanted to ask how much work this guy had left to do.
After casually explaining the origin of bubble gum to Shang Zhuoyan, Gu Huaian took the bubble gum back with some reluctance and said:
"I just bought two pieces. If you don't want to eat them, forget it."
He still looked reluctant.
Seeing this, Shang Zhuoyan had quick eyesight and quick hands, so she ducked over and said:
"How can it be so easy to take back something given away?"
As she spoke, she opened the wrapping paper and popped the bubble gum into her mouth.
I have to say, this bubble gum tastes really good. It seems that the bubble gum market has been squeezed out by chewing gum in the past two years. What is sold in supermarkets outside are those chewing gums that easily cost ten or twenty yuan a box. This kind of a few cents Money bubble gum is really rare...
Gu Huaian was very surprised when he saw it in the store in Yunxi Village. He didn't know how many years he had not eaten this stuff.
It is worth mentioning that there is a sticky painting on this bubble gum...
Gu Huaian just wanted to mention the sticky painting, but Shang Zhuoyan asked Gu Huaian:
"Where are the firecrackers you bought during the day? Why didn't I see you playing with them?"
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