Chapter 120 Fried cow dung stickers from Wang Wei’s poem in childhood! Sanctions from the Poseidon T
"Don't mention that first, come and see this, come on..."
Gu Huaian waved the stickers he took out from the bubble gum in front of Shang Zhuoyan and asked:
"Do you know what this is?"
"Um?"
A pair of big watery eyes turned around and took a look. Shang Zhuoyan blinked, her eyelashes trembled, and then a somewhat puzzled expression appeared on her doll-like face:
"Isn't this just a sticker?"
"You don't know this?"
Gu Huaian was a little strange and said:
"This is no ordinary sticker!"
"Could it still be... a sticker from Wang Wei's poem?"
Shang Zhuoyan scratched his head and said strangely.
Gu Huaian: "..."
At that moment, Gu Huaian had countless complaints in his heart...
"puff……"
Even some of the audience burst into laughter. They called out to Shang Zhuoyan, "What the hell is going on with you? Have you been hanging out with Gu Huaian for a long time? Why is your brain circuit starting to become weird with him?"
"Give me your hand and I'll show you."
Gu Huaian stretched out his hand, and Shang Zhuoyan naively extended her hand to Gu Huaian and let Gu Huaian hold it.
Gu Huaian took her hand and put it on his lap. He first wiped Shang Zhuoyan's hand with a tissue...
"My hands are not dirty..." Shang Zhuoyan muttered.
Gu Huaian didn't answer, he just took the sticker from one side and stuck it on, peeled it off, and put the part with the transparent tape on Shang Zhuoyan's hand.
Shang Zhuoyan thought she had finished posting and was about to pull her hand back. Who knows...
"Snapped!"
Gu Huaian came up and slapped him.
"do not move."
"Well……"
Shang Zhuoyan pursed her lips in grievance, thinking to herself, what is this? It's just a sticker, why are you beating someone.
hetui! The man is exposed at home!
Gu Huaian didn't look down on Shang Zhuoyan, he just pressed the sticky painting on Shang Zhuoyan's hand with his hand, and then rolled it back and forth with his nails...
"It's very itchy. What are you doing?"
Shang Zhuoyan really couldn't understand why there were so many dramas in one sticky painting.
"It'll be ready soon."
Gu Huaian didn't talk nonsense. He saw that it was almost done, so he simply started to slowly peel off the transparent sticker...
"Eh? Why do you have to uncover it? Didn't you put it on? Are you... eh???"
Shang Zhuoyan was just about to say why she needed to peel it off, but she saw the sticky painting on the sticker standing on her hand, and the entire layer of transparent sticker was peeled off.
In the end, all that was left in her hand was the beautiful cartoon drawing on the original sticker.
"Eh? This..."
Shang Zhuoyan seemed to have discovered a new world, holding her hands and looking endless.
"Can this thing still be played like this?"
Seeing this scene, some viewers couldn't help but feel a little emotional...
"Childhood..."
"When I was little I thought this was a tattoo hahaha!"
"I always couldn't apply it well in the past. One dragon pattern and half dragon pattern, broken dragon..."
"Gu Huaian, why do you always play with weird things?"
"Oh... don't say anything anymore, Ye Qing will come back!"
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After receiving the system notification, Gu Huaian smiled.
It seems that celebrities don't eat bubble gum that costs just a few cents a piece at all. What they endorse is the cheapest kind of chewing gum that costs five or six yuan a box, so it seems that this "sticker" picture really doesn't appear on celebrities.
At this time, Shang Zhuoyan probably felt it was novel, so she quickly picked up the wrapper of the bubble gum she was eating. There was also a sticky painting inside.
She chattered and asked Gu Huaian to teach her how to stick it, and also said that she would buy a few more pieces when she went back...
In fact, Shang Zhuoyan is a very typical girl who is ever-changing. She likes all kinds of weird gadgets and always has various accessories on her body.
The stickers and paintings almost fit her fancy.
Gu Huaian was not stingy either, he laughed and taught her how to stick it on. Unfortunately, Shang Zhuoyan didn't stick it on herself well, and it was partially uncovered.
She was still depressed for a while, saying that Gu Huaian deliberately didn't teach her well...
Gu Huaian shrugged and said, "You blame me for being stupid?"
This caused Shang Zhuoyan to throw a few small punches...
"Can you blow bubbles?"
After almost chewing the bubble gum, Gu Huaian opened his mouth and blew a bubble. He blew it like a boss and even showed off to Shang Zhuoyan.
"Who do you look down on? Who doesn't do this?"
Lilac spread the chewing gum in her mouth and put it against her teeth. Shang Zhuoyan pouted her mouth, and she quickly blew up a bubble...
It is worth mentioning that her blowing was even louder than Gu Huaian's!
"Uh-huh!"
She quickly raised her hand to pat Gu Huaian, and kept squealing, trying to attract Gu Huaian's attention and show him that the bubbles she was blowing were bigger than his.
She is really a competitive woman.
"I go……"
Gu Huaian was indeed surprised when he saw it, but then a smirk appeared on his face.
The moment she saw his smile, Shang Zhuoyan sensed something was wrong and subconsciously wanted to stay away from this old man or quickly take the bubble back...
However, it will be the next moment!
It's too late, it's faster than that!
Gu Huaian, the old man, raised his hand and slapped the bubble that Shang Zhuoyan had just blown!
"Snapped!"
a slap!
The bubbles she blew directly to Shang Zhuoyan were all slapped on her face!
"Uh-huh... Bah!"
At that time, the bubble gum was so blown that Gu Huaian slapped it down. The entire bubble gum took the shape of a cross section and stuck to Shang Zhuoyan's nose, mouth, chin and other places.
Shang Zhuoyan almost suffocated at that time!
When she subconsciously inhaled, some of the bubble gum even went in through her nostrils, which made her choke!
"Hahaha……"
The audience laughed like crazy when they saw this scene, and everyone expressed:
"Gu Laolu really has you!"
"Hahaha... I'm laughing so hard, Shang Zhuoyan is so miserable."
"I feel like Shang Zhuoyan won't be able to eat bubble gum anymore. Even if she does, she won't dare to blow bubble gum anymore. It's all a psychological shadow, okay?"
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"Hahaha……"
Gu Huaian also laughed and quickly got up and left Shang Zhuoyan's side.
"Uh...ah!!!"
Shang Zhuoyan also shouted angrily after finally getting the sticky bubble gum!
"Gu Huaian!"
"If I don't tear you apart today, I..."
"ah!!!"
"I won't call you Shang Zhuoyan unless I kill you!"
Shang Zhuoyan is crazy!
God knows how devastated she was just now when bubble gum stuck to her face!
This thing itself is sticky and greasy, and it is not easy to get rid of if it sticks to the face. But today, because she is wearing full makeup, her face is covered with foundation!
Lipstick, foundation, nose shadow...all those things are sticky with bubble gum!
As a result, when she hurriedly made bubble gum, her makeup was all gone!
For a female star, the face is the one place they cannot mess up no matter what!
And Gu Huaian not only made a mess for her, he even slapped bubble gum on her face, making her almost suffocate!
Shang Zhuoyan's taboos, Gu Huaian's slap, can be said to have touched them all!
You said Shang Zhuoyan, why didn't you kill him? !
He dies!
He must die!
Just then, an uncle in the racecourse passed by with a fork for forking food and grass. Shang Zhuoyan didn't care, snatched it from the uncle's hand, and rushed over after Gu Huaian!
"woc..."
When Gu Huaian saw Shang Zhuoyan holding a fork, everyone was frightened!
Run for your life!
"I will chase you wherever you run today! I will kill you! Gu Huaian, you die!"
The entire racecourse was filled with Shang Zhuoyan's roar, because there was an occasional echo here due to the support.
"Hahaha……"
The audience laughed like crazy, but they didn't feel sorry for Gu Huaian. The old man brought it on himself, and they even wanted to say that he deserved it.
Shang Zhuoyan really deserves to be loved!
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"What are they doing?"
At this time, Xilin and Su Yuntang were far away from here. They were sitting on horses and looked back.
From a distance, I saw Chang Wei beating Laifu... Bah, bah, bah! It was Shang Zhuoyan who was pursuing Gu Huai'an.
And he seems to be holding a "Poseidon Trident"!
"We should go back and take a look."
Xilin smiled helplessly. She didn't know what was going on in the past two days. Whenever Gu Huaian and Shang Zhuoyan were together, the two of them started to fight. If they were not around, they were really afraid that Gu Huaian's life would be "in danger."
"Haha... OK."
The actor Su was now satisfied with walking around alone with Xilin. His face was full of spring breeze, and the green grassland above his head had long been overturned by him, so he didn't care about it at all.
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To be honest, if the staff hadn't been dissatisfied in the end, Shang Zhuoyan would have taken the "Poseidon Trident" to punish Gu Huaian.
Even though her assistant had taken her to have her makeup touched up, Shang Zhuoyan was still very angry. Occasionally she would shout to Gu Huaian, "Don't fall into my hands, Gu Huaian!"
Gu Huaian grinned and didn't take it seriously, it was just a joke...
It was already noon. Sister Xilin and the movie star Su came back on horseback. The staff prepared lunch for everyone and came to inform them.
The program team also made arrangements. They set up a simple small table on the lawn with food on it, giving it a picnic-like feel.
After Shang Zhuoyan came back from applying makeup, everyone moved to have lunch together.
Gu Huaian was not hungry. He ate a few pieces of bread and two cartons of milk after vomiting just now. His stomach was bulging and he was full after just a few mouthfuls.
With nothing to do, Gu Huaian simply ran to the car and studied the box of firecrackers he bought in the morning.
The clerk in the small store said that it was leftover from the Chinese New Year and might not be usable, so Gu Huaian wanted to try it first.
I found a deserted place, lit one with a lighter and threw it over...
"boom!"
It's really loud.
But it's a bit childish. Gu Huaian remembers the big white leather thing he used to play with when he was a child. That thing was filled with gunpowder and could even explode rocks.
It's a pity that it is no longer for sale.
Anyway, there was a lot in this box, and he had nothing to do, so Gu Huaian simply played with a few as a test.
"Bang! Bang! Bang..."
From time to time there was a sound coming from here.
"What's the sound?"
Xilin and Su Yuntang were having a picnic when they heard this sound. Su Yuntang was a little strange.
"Maybe they got something from the racecourse." Xilin said calmly.
But Shang Zhuoyan, this woman eats heartlessly. Don't say anything to her while eating, she won't listen to anything.
It is worth mentioning that the lunch prepared by the program team at noon today was very rich. Shang Zhuoyan had not eaten well in the morning, so how could she miss the opportunity to have a full meal now.
Seeing how miserable she was after eating fungus poisoning two days ago, her manager Han Li just left today, so her assistant couldn't bear to talk about her.
In the end, Shang Zhuoyan was so full that her stomach was almost full. If the camera hadn't been filming, she would have had another bowl of rice!
The people who do the work are the souls of the people!
"Where's that guy Gu Huaian?"
It wasn't until after dinner that Shang Zhuoyan thought of asking Gu Huaian.
"It seems he went to the car."
Xilin took off her headband, shook her head slightly, and her big flaxen-colored waves spread freely.
"This stinky bastard..."
Shang Zhuoyan pouted and didn't bother to look for him.
After resting for a while and digesting their food, they got up and planned to go to the car to have a rest as well.
When they passed the fence of the racecourse, they accidentally discovered that Gu Huaian seemed to be squatting on the edge of the fence, working on something...
"Hey, Gu Huaian, what are you doing?"
Shang Zhuoyan asked as he walked over.
When I came to Gu Huaian, I realized that Gu Huaian was facing a ball of... cow dung, and he didn't know what he was doing.
The horse farm here not only raises horses, but also cattle. There are animals of all ages, and the space is used very well.
"Ah! It's so dirty! What are you doing!"
Shang Zhuoyan hurriedly checked her body without looking at it. She had just eaten and was very full. She would easily vomit when she saw this thing.
She even teased Gu Huaian in a wicked way and said:
"If you don't want to eat such a sumptuous lunch, why don't you come here and make this? The taste is quite strong."
"I you..."
Gu Huaian was a little speechless. He opened his mouth and finally said nothing. He just silently took out a few firecrackers and inserted them into the cow dung.
"???"
At this moment, the camera teacher's camera just happened to cut over, and the audience exploded:
"No...what are you doing, Gu Laolu!"
"Don't tell me you want to fry cow dung!"
"Pfft... What a blindfold! It's so embarrassing!"
"Hahaha... I remember when I was a kid, I went out to fry cow dung with a few friends at my grandma's house."
"Gu Huaian, you kid! What you're doing now is getting more and more disgusting and outrageous! You really deserve to be the one with the big eyes!"
"No, Shang Zhuoyan, please stay away, this thing will blow you up!"
"Pfft...it's over, it's over!"
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I don’t know if it’s because Shang Zhuoyan said he left his lunch and didn’t eat it just now to make it taste so strong. Gu Huaian didn’t even tell Shang Zhuoyan that he put the firecrackers in cow dung.
"Click."
I saw him take out a lighter and light the firecracker.
Don’t tell Shang Zhuoyan, just turn around and run away!
"Eh? Why are you running?"
Shang Zhuoyan was still confused. She turned around and saw a few lit firecrackers stuck on the cow dung.
"ah!!!"
then!
Everyone in Shang Zhuoyan was frightened!
That cow dung will blow up people all over!
At that moment, she was so scared that she even forgot to curse Gu Huaian. She was so frightened that she turned around and ran away, but even so...
"boom!"
However, because she ran too slowly, she was splashed with cow dung from the explosion.
Don't ask her how she felt it, there was a touch on her arm.
"This this……"
then.
Shang Zhuoyan looked down at the disgusting, foul-smelling cow dung that had been splashed on her arm...
Her delicate body trembled with anger, her eyes were bloodshot and red!
She originally thought about calling Gu Huaian right away, "I'm going to kill you," but...
She didn’t know whether it was because the smell was too strong, or because the cow dung stuck to her arm was too disgusting. Shang Zhuoyan, who had just eaten and was even a little full, felt a surge in her stomach...
I really can’t hold it back!
"vomit!!!"
He ran to the side and vomited.
"puff……"
"Hahaha……"
At that time, the audience watching the show laughed crazy!
Everyone said:
"You said you had nothing to do, why did you provoke Gu Huaian?"
"Why do you think Xilin and Su Yuntang can't come over?"
"Hahaha... Absolutely amazing! Absolutely amazing!"
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Gu Huaian's show is really full of effects. The cow dung was blown up and hit the female star Shang Zhuoyan. This is a scene that most people can't even imagine, but my brother did it!
"Hahaha……"
He himself laughed like crazy. In fact, he didn't want to trick Zhuo Yan, who made her insist on coming over and saying that she had "heavy taste" or something like that.
Isn't this what you asked for?
"You... vomit... Gu Huaian, I want to vomit... I will kill you, I... vomit..."
But he saw Shang Zhuoyan hunched over there, very angry. She pointed at Gu Huaian and wanted to scold him, but she couldn't control the turbulence in her stomach.
"Hahaha……"
This scene once again made netizens laugh. Although the effect of this show is very "tasteful", it is also really funny!
Shang Zhuoyan is really miserable!
Not to mention female celebrities, female artists, and even girls, no matter who is splashed with cow dung, they will feel disgusting.
Shang Zhuoyan's reaction was not too extreme. As a top female idol, nothing that she usually comes into contact with has anything to do with "disgusting".
The lunch just now was very rich. She didn't have breakfast because she was waiting for Gu Huaian, the sixth child, to get up, so she ate a lot and was very full.
At this time, she was like a bucket. If she squeezed her belly casually, she might be able to gush out, not to mention that Gu Huaian directly covered her with cow dung!
That would really be a direct breach of the embankment!
"Hahaha... That's not the case for you, is it?"
Gu Huaian laughed and went over to pat her on the shoulder and hand her a bottle of water.
"Don't touch me! You're disgusting!"
Shang Zhuoyan raised her foot angrily and kicked him. Fortunately, Gu Huaian moved in time and was not kicked.
"What's wrong?"
Xilin and Su Yuntang were originally watching from a distance, but who knew that they suddenly heard a noise and saw Shang Zhuoyan running while shouting, and after running, she ran and vomited...
"Him! This bastard, he... vomit..."
Shang Zhuoyan complained while vomiting, pointing at Gu Huaian. At this moment, her eyes were red from vomiting, tears were about to come out, and she looked aggrieved, not to mention how pitiful she was.
And after listening to everything Shang Zhuoyan said, especially "fried cow dung"...
Siren: "???"
Su Yuntang: "???"
The two looked at each other in confusion.
Fried cow dung? !
What a bad taste!
The two of them looked at Gu Huaian...
"No, it's fun, really."
Gu Huaian still held the firecrackers he had used to poke cow dung in his hand. He handed a box to Xilin and Su Yuntang each, and said:
"You guys are just having fun, it's more interesting than riding a horse."
Movie King Su: "???"
More interesting than riding a horse? !
How the hell do you have the nerve to open your mouth and just say, hey!
What the hell is this?
wrong……
This has nothing to do with grade. Isn’t this disgusting?
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Foreshadowing, foreshadowing! Don't rush to scold me!