Chapter 159: He was stabbed in the back and disappeared again? The idol baggage is irresistible!
Gu Huaian was thinking about it...
"Wow!"
The little Ye Ma Shang Zhuoyan immediately saw the golden and crispy fried steamed bun slices on the plate in Gu Huaian's hand.
then!
Shang Zhuoyan's eyes were so wide!
If it were night, I would probably be exposed!
In just a moment, Shang Zhuoyan's saliva was about to flow out...
"Give me a taste!"
Shang Zhuoyan stepped forward with small steps, grabbed a piece of steamed bun and stuffed it into her mouth...
"Creak..."
The steamed bun slices coated with egg liquid should actually be softer when fried. However, Gu Huaian's frying took a longer time, and some of the slices were fried until there was not much egg liquid left in the end, and there was also less coating. So he just fried them dry. , so it will be crispier.
"oh!"
When they heard that voice, some people couldn't hold it back anymore...
Many people in the barrage were shouting:
"Mom! Where are our leftover steamed buns?"
"Do you still have the steamed buns from last night? Dad!"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Just now, my mother said that I wouldn't eat the steamed buns because she was afraid of wasting them, so she fed them to the dogs and didn't leave any for me."
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"Oh, this is delicious!"
Shang Zhuoyan gave Gu Huaian a thumbs up. To be honest, she had eaten Gu Huaian's breakfast so many times, and the steamed buns this morning were really the most delicious!
"Eat slowly, there is still more."
Gu Huaian grinned and put the dinner plate on the table.
To be honest, people who cook will really like Shang Zhuoyan, a foodie who eats deliciously and loves to praise others.
It will make you feel a sense of accomplishment.
"Let's all eat together."
Since there were a lot of explosions, Gu Huaian was quite enthusiastic. He took off his apron, poured himself a glass of water, took his chopsticks and started eating.
Sister Xilin used her chopsticks without being polite at all. Pei Jingshu took small bites politely, while Shang Zhuoyan devoured the food without any image at all.
It is worth mentioning that the actor Su Ye looked hesitant when looking at this steamed bun film...
"Want to try Yiyi Pie, brother?"
Gu Huaian gave him a piece.
Su Yuntang was stunned for a moment, glanced at Jiang Shuo, and saw that Jiang Shuo had no intention of eating. He suddenly felt that something was wrong with his mentality, so he waved his hand and said with a smile:
"Need not."
He didn't explain, but everyone should know why. Best actor Su and PD Jiang are the two "iron thresholds" of this show. So many things Gu Huaian made were so delicious, except for the "Cucumber Mixed Fritters" Jiang Shuo just couldn't hold it back. Almost nothing else has been touched.
Even after Jiang Shuo ate the cucumber mixed with fried dough sticks, he felt nauseated for several days.
At this moment, Jiang Shuo didn't want to eat, and the actor Su Ziran had no intention of taking the lead.
And Jiang Shuo refused to eat. Not only the actor Su followed the wind, but also the little tongs Shen Qingqing drooled greedily but did not open her mouth to eat after all.
She pouted with a glum look on her face, and suddenly regretted binding her CP to Jiang Shuo. If she tied her CP to Gu Huaian, wouldn't she have to eat as much as Shang Zhuoyan?
She felt so sad thinking about this...
"You don't want to eat?" Gu Huaian asked her.
Shen Qingqing pouted and said:
"Brother Jiang Shuo won't eat, so why am I embarrassed to eat?"
What she said was actually a bit personal.
"Ahem..."
It is worth mentioning that Jiang Shuo, who had been drinking a glass of milk just now, suddenly coughed and said:
"You can eat what you want and don't worry about me."
Shen Qingqing rolled her eyes and thought to herself, do you really hate me so much? !
Of course, she didn't really eat what she said, but pouted her little mouth and said coquettishly:
"No, if you don't eat, I won't eat either..."
The idea she had was embarrassing.
Shang Zhuoyan gritted his teeth and glared at her, that look seemed to say, are you going to die or not?
"cough……"
Then a funny scene appeared, that is, Jiang Shuo coughed again, then took a pair of chopsticks from one side, picked up a piece of fried golden steamed buns, and said:
"I'll eat one, so that people won't say I don't allow you to eat it."
As he spoke, he took a bite of the steamed bun slices.
That bite was huge.
"..."
At that time, the whole audience was stunned.
"???"
Barrage blast:
"What about the promise not to touch anything 'greasy'?"
"PD Jiang, your character is ruined!"
"Jiang Shuo: I don't eat greasy food, but I didn't say I won't eat fried food!"
"a ha ha ha……"
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Gu Huaian had some hot pot noodles before, and there was a little bit of oil floating on the noodle soup. Our Jiang PD would say it was greasy.
Now these steamed bun slices are directly fried by Te Niang!
It came out of the frying pan!
He picked it up and ate it!
The contrast is so strong!
This wave of true fans didn't resist. You know, fans of Jiang Shuo's family often slandered Gu Huaian, saying that this rustic boy was completely opposite to their noble country Jiang Shuo, one in the sky and one on the earth.
But today, their country Jiang Shuo also ate fried steamed bun slices!
Just say they can't collapse!
Of course, if you want to say that the most devastated person at this moment is actually not them, but...
Su Yuntang is sitting not far away!
At this moment, the actor Su looked at Jiang Shuo's expression as if he was saying, are you kidding me? !
We are said to be the two toughest, toughest and most unshakable people on this show. If I tell you that I won’t eat it because of your attitude, how come you’re backstabbing me in the back? !
You are such a cannibal!
To be honest, the actor Su Sharren’s heart is filled with excitement right now!
I wish I could kill Jiang Shuo!
"Puch..."
Shang Zhuoyan burst out laughing. She pointed at Jiang Shuo and said:
"You can eat what you want, don't act cold all day long, okay? Do you want to emphasize the burden of being an idol?"
Jiang Shuo usually likes to pretend, whether in shows, on stage, or in private, whenever you see him, he is either pretending or on the way to pretending.
He is not kidding when he claims to be the male artist with the heaviest burden as a domestic entertainment idol.
Yes, he does have strict requirements on himself and controls himself, but that's also because he doesn't like ordinary food at all.
In his opinion, eating noodles, fried dough sticks, etc. for breakfast does not really understand you.
And in fact, those things are indeed nothing rare...
Do you think the next braised beef instant noodles will make him drool?
Not really!
He doesn't care, do you understand?
But today’s fried steamed bun slices...
He really couldn't resist it!
This stuff is really too tempting!
The thing about him is a little strange. Just like Pei Jingshu has no resistance to "green tendons", he just can't resist those fried and crispy things, such as the "cucumber mixed with fried dough sticks" that Gu Huaian made last time. "The fried dough sticks in the fried dough sticks were really too crispy when fried again, and he had no resistance at all.
The same goes for today's fried steamed bun slices. God knows how much Shang Zhuoyan couldn't resist the crunching sound when he ate it just now!
If it weren't for the sake of face, he shouldn't eat such fried food for breakfast, he would have taken action long ago.
Watching as he ate less and less steamed bun slices on the plate, if he didn't eat anymore, he would be shown off by Shang Zhuoyan and Gu Huaian. These two people were like animals, showing off very quickly...
Jiang Shuo couldn't hold it back, so he had to bite the bullet and taste a piece.
At this time, Shang Zhuoyan said this, he was still a little embarrassed, pointed at Shen Qingqing and said:
"Mainly because she wants to eat."
"puff……"
At that time, Xilin and Gu Huaian both laughed, and even Pei Jingshu covered her face with a smile, obviously not holding back.
"Wow!"
On the contrary, it was Shen Qingqing, with a look of "admiration" on her face, and she shouted excitedly:
"I knew brother Jiang Shuo was the best to me!"
Do you think she is cheating on Jiang Shuo?
No!
She had just finished picking up the steamed buns, and before Jiang Shuo had time to answer her, she couldn't wait to pick up the steamed buns with her chopsticks.
So compared to Jiang Shuo, steamed bun slices are better to hold!
"a ha ha ha……"
Many people laughed like crazy at that time. It seemed that Jiang Shuo was not as attractive as the fried steamed bun slices in Shen Qingqing's place!
Sure enough, it’s screen CP!
While laughing, everyone showed off their fried steamed bun slices.
Shen Qingqing asked Gu Huaian before if she could finish eating so much. She didn't believe it when Gu Huaian said it might not be enough. But look at the result now?
The seven of them were able to fuck one-third of the way in, while Shang Zhuoyan and Gu Huaian were still showing off...ing.
It’s not necessarily enough!
It is worth mentioning that Gu Huaian and Shang Zhuoyan ate very quickly, and it was a coincidence that they finished a piece of fried steamed buns at the same time, and then their chopsticks reached out to the same piece on the same plate at the same time, and the fried buns were evenly fried. Very eye-catching steamed bun slices.
On the plate, the fried steamed bun slices are also divided into "good and bad". Some are in the middle of the steamed bun, and some are on the edge of the steamed bun. The ones in the middle are definitely more uniform and more delicious, while the ones on the edges will be a bit harder.
Shang Zhuoyan and Gu Huaian obviously caught the same steamed bun slice in the middle!
Neither of them are stupid, they are thieves!
"I caught it first!"
Shang Zhuoyan pursed her lips and fought with Gu Huaian.
"But why do I think I caught it first?"
Gu Huaian didn't avoid it at all.
"Hey, Gu Huaian, you're a big man, do you mind robbing me, a little woman, of something to eat?"
"? What are you talking about? You can be reasonable. I cooked the food. Shouldn't I eat more?"
"You...are you still not a man anymore, Gu Huaian?!"
"What does this have to do with being a man or not? Don't you girls shout about equality between men and women every day? Oh, it's not equal now?"
"You...you are just talking nonsense! You are showing off your face!"
"I show my face? Hahaha... okay."
Gu Huaian didn't bother to argue with Shang Zhuoyan and went straight to it. Didn't his and Shang Zhuoyan's chopsticks hit the steamed bun slices at the same time? Gu Huaian just let go and threw away his chopsticks, grabbed Shang Zhuoyan's chopsticks with his free hand, and went to Lifting it up, the other hand quickly snatched the piece of steamed bun over...
"Eh? Eh! Hey!"
By the time Shang Zhuoyan reacted, the steamed bun slices were already in Gu Huaian's hands.
"you give me!"
Shang Zhuoyan also got involved, trying to grab it with all her teeth and claws. She had never seen such a shameless person!
Then a funny scene happened...
That was Gu Huaian carrying a piece of steamed bun, sticking out his tongue in front of Shang Zhuoyan, and then...
I just licked the steamed bun slices several times!
then!
Shang Zhuoyan was immediately stunned!
"puff……"
"a ha ha ha……"
The audience went crazy laughing!
Everyone said:
"Gu Laolu, can you be any more mean-spirited?!"
"I really want to slap him, this is too cheap!"
"What we are saying is that you should not be too concerned about Huai'an."
"Pfft...you bastard, you are so disgusting!"
"That's how I grabbed snacks from my roommate yesterday, so I won't scold him hahaha..."
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[Ding, the host has successfully grounded himself and gained exposure, and the points are +91X5! 】
Suddenly, another round of system points came, which made Gu Huaian completely confused. Did this system really satisfy his wish? Did he suffer from convulsions every day?
Looking back, it seems that his disgusting behavior of "licking steamed bun slices" brought him points.
Let's talk about this measure, although it is disgusting, it is effective.
When he was in school, Gu Huaian often saw those people who spent all day eating and drinking. MD didn't want to buy anything and spent all day on others. This method worked well at that time, and Gu Huaian used it often.
You have already left other people talking about it, so naturally you are not afraid of others snatching it away.
look?
"you you you you you!!!"
Shang Zhuoyan was trembling with anger, and her delicate body was shaking with anger. She pointed her green jade finger at Gu Huaian for a long time and said "you" for a long time without uttering a complete sentence.
How had she ever encountered such a rogue?
"Hahaha……"
The rest of the people were laughing like crazy. Let’s just say that Gu Huaian also had a bit of a temperament in his food.
The key point is that if you lick it and eat it, it doesn't matter if others find it disgusting.
The angry Shang Zhuoyan pinched Gu Huaian, then gave him a combination of blows and blows, and then let him go.
What’s funny is that soon Gu Huaian and Shang Zhuoyan fell in love with the same piece of steamed buns at the same time...
This time Shang Zhuoyan was smarter. With her quick eyesight and quick hands, Gu Huaian caught her with chopsticks and snatched away the steamed bun slices.
Without waiting for Gu Huaian to grab it, she also picked up the steamed bun slices and said "bah bah bah".
"You grab it! Come on! Huh? A little bit..."
Shang Zhuoyan playfully stuck out her tongue at Gu Huaian, looking like "the tide is turning".
Her fans couldn't stand it anymore and called her being led astray by Gu Huaian.
Gu Huaian grinned and said calmly:
"To be honest, if this wasn't a recording of a show, would you believe that I would give you a high and low treatment?"
"Liar!"
Shang Zhuoyan didn't believe it. She bit into the steamed bun slices and didn't feel that Gu Huaian would still eat the steamed bun slices that left her saliva.
However, Gu Huaian acted very calmly. He picked up a piece of steamed bun, took a bite, and gave an example:
"When I was in school, we used to treat people who were trying to steal food from us like this. We would just lick them..."
Everyone nodded.
Then Gu Huaian continued with a smile:
"Later, the man who was treated learned wisely. If I can't eat it, I won't let you eat it. Didn't you leave saliva on it? Hey, I'll leave it too!"
As he said that, Gu Huaian imitated the way Shang Zhuoyan carried the steamed bun slices just now, turned the steamed bun slices over, and said "bah bah bah" to the other side he had licked.
But it wasn't really spitting, he wouldn't be that disgusting, it was just an example.
Then he held up the steamed bun slices and said:
"Then the person who took the first lick was stunned, so should he eat it or not?"
So in the end neither of them could eat.
Of course, if you want to use something that's not disgusting to argue with, just pretend I didn't say it.
He trailed off.
"puff……"
"Hahaha……"
The guests all laughed like crazy at that time.
The barrage even floated by:
"You Gu Laolu are so disgusting!"
"Don't say it, don't say it! He is really an expert. I used to play like this in school."
"Hahaha... This kid has learned his lesson. If he really did what he did to Shang Zhuoyan in front of the camera, he would be sprayed to death again!"
"That's not good. Who can survive a second online exposure?"
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It is said that Gu Huaian has indeed become calmer now. After experiencing what happened last time, he began to understand that there are some things that cannot be demonstrated in person and can only be given examples.
Thinking about it now, if the cow dung explosion last time was just an example, it wouldn’t be as bad as being hacked, right?
People will also grow.
After listening to Gu Huaian's words, Shang Zhuoyan's mouth twitched slightly, and suddenly she was a little afraid that she had just shown off the steamed bun slices she had just licked to Gu Huaian. If this guy had spit out the steamed bun slices he had just licked, she would be afraid. I really can't eat it.
"You are so disgusting!!!"
Just thinking about that scene made Shang Zhuoyan angrier and angrier, and couldn't help shouting.
"Hahaha……"
Everyone burst into laughter.
Only occasionally when Pei Jingshu looked at Gu Huaian and Shang Zhuoyan, she would frown unconsciously.
In the midst of laughter, the steamed bun slices were finished showing off, and there was nothing left. The remaining egg crumbs were picked up by Shang Zhuoyan with chopsticks and eaten in his mouth.
This greedy cat!
It is worth mentioning that the actor Su Quan, who was stabbed in the back by PD Jiang, was too embarrassed to open his mouth and could only watch everyone eating. Afterwards, the look in his eyes at Jiang Shuo was so cold!
After the meal, Gu Huaian went to wash the pots and dishes, and Sister Xilin followed.
In fact, only Gu Huaian and Sister Xilin seemed to notice the matter of "washing the pots and dishes", while the others always subconsciously ignored it.
Even Pei Jingshu often forgets, because she has really had an aunt to take care of her since she was a child, and these are not in her mind.
Not to mention the rest.
Shen Qingqing noticed it, but this little artist was very careful and didn't want to wash pots and dishes. How can any female star wash pots and dishes?
After washing the dishes, when Xilin came out of the restaurant, she suggested that everyone continue to go out for team building.
Pei Jingshu is finally back today, and everyone is here. Let's have a real "Team Building in the Crystal Courtyard".
I came here just for fun. There are only a few days left for recording. After recording "Crystal Love Season", Xilin will join the crew to film a movie non-stop. It will last three to five months. If she doesn't relax, she will be gone. Time to relax.
The others had no objection and changed their clothes to go out.
But it wasn't until they were leaving that they realized that Gu Huaian was missing.
"Where's Xiao Gu?"
The actor Su frowned and searched everywhere, including the courtyard and next door, but was surprised to find no Gu Huaian.
Xilin had no choice but to ask the program team...
When asked, Mother Jiang gave a helpless smile and said:
"He has something else to do, you go ahead."
Everyone was slightly stunned after hearing this. Does Gu Huaian have a job?
Several people looked at each other and didn't dare to continue asking. There must be a reason why Jiang Ma didn't say anything.
Although they were a little disappointed, everyone still went out together. They couldn't delay their schedule just because Gu Huaian was alone.
There were also complaints from the audience, and many people couldn't help but express:
"What the hell is Gu Laolu doing!"
“There are only a few days left to record, and you’re still missing?!”
"Both PD Jiang and Sister Pei are running away, but he is running diligently. Is he so busy?"
"I've only been back for a day!"
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Everyone must be deeply dissatisfied with this matter.
Gu Huaian was absent from the recording for a period of time due to something that was exposed on the Internet some time ago. He came back the night before yesterday. He just participated in the recording for one day yesterday, and he disappeared again today?
Please!
This is not how this show was recorded!
You know, many viewers come to watch the show just because of Gu Huaian. If he is not here and no one is doing the work, then what else is there to watch about the show?
"Slip away!"
As soon as the barrage heard that Gu Huaian was not here, many people suddenly ran away, and the number of people online at the same time in the live broadcast room dropped.
"well……"
Mother Jiang looked helpless, shook her head with a wry smile, and didn't know what to say.
Why doesn't she want Gu Huaian to come back and participate in the recording?
Did you ask him if he knew where Gu Huaian went?
Of course I know!
Because Teacher PD is following me!
That's just the thing...
It’s hard to say.
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