Chapter 160: Xiangpiaopiao Milk Tea, you are so advanced now in scolding me! High quality and low pr
It was almost half an hour ago...
Gu Huaian finished washing the dishes, washed the handles with dish soap, then went upstairs to change into a pair of shoes, put on a hat, and went out in a hurry.
At that time, the director noticed that he had already walked far away when he went out. At that time, he asked Jiang's mother if he wanted to cut the camera back to Gu Huaian.
After all, Gu Huaian is only one person, and there are six guests here. It wouldn't be fair to the others to always give him the camera, right?
Yesterday, they gave too many shots to Gu Huaian, who had just returned, so fans of the other guests were dissatisfied...
Jiang Ma took a look at it and wondered what this boy was doing.
After watching for a while, I found that this boy met the two brothers Ayao and Ayuan who had been to their small courtyard before at the entrance of the village.
"What are they going to do?"
Jiang Dan didn't rush to ask the director to cut the camera, but asked.
"I don't know." The instructor shook his head.
"Ask his FollowPD." Mother Jiang said.
"good."
The director immediately called someone to follow Gu Huaian, and after getting the answer...
He was actually somewhat silent at that time.
After hearing that answer, Jiang Ma was also a little silent.
After a brief discussion, they did not give Gu Huaian a shot, nor did they tell the guests and the audience what he was going to do. They just silently chose to let him leave the show alone to do this.
Of course, they definitely didn't do this to lose money. Gu Huaian used money to record the show, so he definitely couldn't leave the country often. They were not doing charity.
They just planned to use this incident as a foreshadowing.
Someone will find out.
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Gu Huaian was absent from the recording for almost the whole day.
The footage from the program crew showed that on this day, the second day after Gu Huaian's return, and the last few days to the end of the program recording, there was no footage of Gu Huaian.
Maybe because they were recording a show, the guests still had fun as they should, but without Gu Huaian, Shang Zhuoyan was not so lively, and Pei Jingshu was a bit more cold.
On the other hand, there is my mature sister Xilin, who always looks gentle and warm wherever she is.
"What the hell is that guy Gu Huaian doing..."
Shang Zhuoyan pouted, thinking about the last few days of recording the show. She wanted to get involved with Gu Huaian. It would be better for him to simply be absent.
Don't talk about them, the audience is also complaining!
Everyone is calling Gu Laolu, where did you go?
After playing for a day, when the guests went back, it was already around six or seven in the evening.
"Eh? Is that Gu Huaian?"
The car stopped at the entrance of the village. As soon as he got off the car, Shang Zhuoyan noticed Gu Huaian's figure over there.
Under the sunset.
Village entrance.
In front of the store.
Under a very dense tree.
Gu Huaian was sitting there to enjoy the shade.
He was holding a stick of ice cream in his left hand, stuffing it into his mouth from time to time, and his right hand was holding a bag of something that looked like...snacks.
I was sitting there, chatting with some villagers...
"kid!"
Seeing a little Douding who was probably in kindergarten, he took out a lollipop from his pocket and handed it to him.
After a while, the child's mother came, picked him up, and greeted Gu Huaian with a polite smile.
Gu Huaian laughed and chatted with the child's mother:
"How old is this kid?"
"Are you going to a large class or a small class?"
"Oh, I'm going to elementary school this year. I really can't tell..."
At this moment.
At the end of the day.
In the footage of the program crew, when Gu Huaian appeared for a long time, it was like this.
"Pfft...what the hell is this!"
The audience couldn’t help but express:
"Gu Huaian, where did you go wandering off?"
"What are you doing here if you don't record the show?"
"Pfft... I still can't tell that I'm going to elementary school this year. You, Gu Huaian, are so advanced in cursing people now!"
"If I were the child's mother, I would throw him up and down in a few big battles!"
"By the way, why did this old man do this? He doesn't know how to move bricks at the construction site!"
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The scenes involving Gu Huaian were so grounded and funny as soon as they appeared, which made some viewers feel helpless.
[Ding, the host has successfully grounded himself and gained exposure, and the points are +91X3! 】
System points tips.
It is said that Gu Huaian's image at this time was indeed a bit sloppy. He seemed to have been exercising, he was covered in sweat, the bangs in front of his forehead were a little tangled, the chest and back of his shirt were wet, and there was some mud on his shoes.
It is worth mentioning that today, he looked particularly... dark!
It looked like it had been under the sun all day.
Especially on the arms, the difference in color between the areas covered by the short sleeves and the areas not covered is very obvious.
I had already tanned a lot without using sunscreen before, but I don’t know what happened this day, and the tan became more obvious.
It’s exactly what those netizens said, just like Te Niang spent a whole day moving bricks at a construction site.
"Gu Huaian!"
The guests just came back, and Shang Zhuoyan called Gu Huaian from a distance.
"What did you do?"
Shang Zhuoyan put her hands around her chest, with an expression of "judge the prisoner", and said:
"I can't find you this morning. What are you busy with?"
"emmm..."
Gu Huaian grinned and said casually:
"have a job."
He was telling lies at first glance. Gu Huaian was a very honest person. Although he told lies without drafting, the traces of his lies could be clearly seen.
"How did it happen?"
Sister Xilin came forward and handed Gu Huaian some cold drinks they bought on the way, and asked curiously.
Seeing Gu Huai'an's embarrassed look, my sister couldn't help but frown.
"Oh, I just played there for a while."
After taking the water from Sister Xilin, Gu Huaian thanked him, then scratched his head and said with a naive smile.
My sister looked suspicious. It was obvious that Gu Huaian didn't go to play ball. Look at the mud on this kid's kick...
But her sister was very considerate, so if Gu Huaian didn't say anything, she didn't ask any more questions.
"You are lying!"
Shang Zhuoyan had no such scruples and wanted to expose Gu Huaian in public.
At this time, Pei Jingshu suddenly took out a pack of tissues from her bag, opened it, took out one, handed it to Gu Huaian, and said:
"Wipe your sweat first."
The tissue that Pei Jingshu handed over was not the kind with its own fragrance, but maybe after being around her for a long time, it would always pick up some body fragrance.
Gu Huaian took it, sniffed it gently, wiped it gently, and nodded his thanks.
Shang Zhuoyan: "(￢_￢) aim"
Suddenly I felt like I was at a disadvantage!
fall!
Don't tell me, Pei Jingshu really has a way...
"Brother Huai'an, what did you buy?"
But suddenly, Shen Qingqing noticed the bag Gu Huaian was carrying.
The red bag was not transparent and it was impossible to see what was inside. Gu Huaian replied:
"Snacks, I bought some ham sausages or something..."
Ham sausage is indispensable for breakfast, whether it's a steamed bun or a side dish.
After hearing this, everyone couldn't help but show expressions of "can't laugh or cry". It must be Gu Huaian, it is indeed something he would buy.
[Ding, the host has successfully grounded himself and gained exposure, and the points are +91X3! 】
Everyone walked back while chatting. Gu Huaian took out a 5 cent lollipop from his bag and invited everyone to eat it. Everyone ate it except Jiang Shuo and the actor Su who refused.
Not that I dislike it.
On the way back, everyone kept asking Gu Huai'an what he was doing today, but the old man wouldn't say anything. Even Pei Jingshu didn't ask, and there was no one left.
After returning to the small courtyard and resting briefly, Movie Emperor Su boiled a pot of water, found a tea set, and planned to make a pot of tea.
The audience was all happy when they saw the best actor Su making tea...
"No, Brother Su, do you remember eating or beating?"
"You have to be serious when making tea in front of Mr. Gu!"
"Forgot that ice tea and beer glass torture?"
"Ah ha ha ha ha..."
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Everyone thinks that maybe because Gu Huaian was away some time ago, the actor Su Tiantian made tea that was very nourishing, so he gradually forgot the "fear of being dominated by Gu Huaian".
Now the tea was brewed again.
And it was done in front of Gu Huaian.
But the actor Su is not stupid either. He has also learned a lot recently. He took the initiative to make fun of himself while eating Western food last night. Today, he even prepared a special "beer mug" for Gu Huaian.
"puff……"
When they saw the best actor Su taking the initiative to get a "beer cup", many viewers were really offended.
"He really... I cried to death!"
"It turns out that Su Yuntang and Gu Huaian are true love!"
"...Let's just say, CP can be unpopular but not unpopular, okay!"
"Knocking on anything will only harm you!"
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"Giggle..."
Even Shang Zhuoyan laughed like crazy when she saw this beer mug, and couldn't help but feel a little sorry for Su Yuntang.
"this is……"
Pei Jingshu still didn't understand what the allusion was. She was not here last time when Gu Huaian drank tea from a draft beer cup.
Then Sister Xilin explained it to her, and after listening...
"Puch..."
Pei Jingshu couldn't help but laugh.
Sure enough, it does seem like something Gu Huaian would do.
Just at this time, Gu Huaian also changed his shoes and clothes and came down. The actor Su immediately called him enthusiastically to come over for tea.
Gu Huaian felt a little embarrassed when he saw the actor Su preparing a "beer cup" for him...
"I'll refill your tea."
Su Yuntang chuckled and gave Gu Huaian more tea. He was actually quite a nice person.
only……
"Thank you, brother. I won't drink this anymore. I'll drink something else."
Gu Huaian politely thanked Su Yuntang and took the beer mug over.
At that time, Su Yuntang was slightly stunned and asked:
"Did you bring your own tea?"
Could it be that this guy has been pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger, but he actually drinks tea on a regular basis?
Did he bring tea back this time?
"Emm... that's right."
Gu Huaian said this.
"hiss……"
Hearing his "almost", Su Yuntang and the audience gasped in unison, "What the hell is this "almost"!"
Speaking of which, this "kind of" left a psychological shadow on the actor Su.
When he made tea for the first time, he asked Gu Huaian if little Gu usually drank tea. Gu Huaian said that it counted as drinking. When the actor Su continued to ask, he made an "ice black tea"!
Now, when asked if he had brought his own tea, he responded with a "yes".
This "sort of" made the actor Su feel a little panicked.
also……
as expected.
But he saw Gu Huaian put the cup aside, and then ran to the living room to bring back the bag of "snacks" that he had just brought back.
From inside, I took out a...
Packed in paper cups...
Fragrant milk tea!
"..."
then!
When Gu Huaian's purple-packaged taro-flavored milk tea appeared in front of the camera, everyone fell into an eerie silence!
next moment!
"puff……"
"666!"
The screen is filled with 6 buttons, and the barrage explodes on the spot!
"As expected of you, Gu Huaian!"
"As for the whole job, it really depends on you!"
"You still have a job, kid!"
"I finally understand what 'just' means!"
"He really lived up to my expectations!"
"Is this tea... a third episode?!"
"a ha ha ha……"
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[Ding, the host has successfully grounded himself and gained exposure, and the points are +91X5! 】
With his "Fragrant Milk Tea", Gu Huaian successfully started the "three plots" related to tea!
Gu Huaian always likes to arrange things, and he knows how to do them, and he is even better at making them look beautiful!
Everyone had tolerated it after eating fried dough sticks and steamed buns for three times before, but they never thought that even a mediocre tea could cause three times the story!
First it was iced black tea, then a beer glass, and now it’s time to serve fragrant Piaopiao milk tea!
There's no one left, okay!
Talent!
"puff……"
Shang Zhuoyan, Pei Jingshu, Xilin and even the little clipper Shen Qingqing couldn't help laughing when Gu Huaian took out his taro-flavored fragrant milk tea.
"It's not you... Gu Huaian, you..."
Shang Zhuoyan pointed at Gu Huaian and couldn't laugh or cry. She was stunned for a long time without saying a complete sentence.
Just a little bit, I don’t know how to evaluate him.
Even Jiang Shuo laughed. To be honest, at first when Gu Huaian worked hard, he just thought that this country bumpkin lowered their overall standard. But after the special boy got used to working hard, he actually also It would be a bit fun.
And how do you actually say it...
It's probably because Gu Huaian is now famous.
When he was not popular, Jiang Shuo felt that an amateur who did such a job was a clown trying to please others.
But now that he is famous, he still works like this, which is very down-to-earth and makes people look at him with admiration.
certainly……
At this moment, the one with the most complicated emotions must be our actor Su Yuntang.
"You...heh..."
Su Yuntang was very angry.
He didn't deal with Gu Huaian at first, but later he felt that this kid was not evil and honest and he gradually grew to like him, and later he "took the initiative to play tricks" to help him.
He once felt that he had kept up with Gu Huaian's rhythm.
He even took the initiative to prepare a beer mug for Gu Huaian while drinking tea today!
But!
But this guy still doesn't play by the rules!
The best actor Su Su never thought that this kid would actually make a fragrant milk tea again!
This fragrant milk tea...
It’s exactly what he said, it’s “tea”!
There's nothing wrong with that!
"Hahaha……"
Seeing the angry expression on the actor Su's face, everyone laughed like crazy. There is something to say...
This guy Gu Huaian is so damn good at drinking!
Xiangpiaopiao milk tea bar has many flavors, such as wheat flavor, strawberry, white peach, coffee, original flavor...
But the best thing to drink is the taro flavor!
No rebuttal will be accepted!
Here in Gu Huaian, the taro smells yyds!
Of course, there are a lot of "disagree" discussions in the comment area at this time, it all depends on personal taste.
Just watch right now, Gu Huaian throws the milk tea powder, jelly, and saccharin into it, pours in boiling water and soaks it...
As soon as that scent comes out!
The Dahongpao that Su Yuntang had just soaked immediately felt tasteless!
It smells like steaming!
The attention of the fragrant Shang Zhuoyan and Shen Qingqing was all attracted to Gu Huaian.
"Hey, Gu Huaian..."
Shang Zhuoyan swallowed and said:
"Pour me some to taste."
"You want this too?"
Gu Huaian scratched his head...
"I want it too, I want it too!"
When the little clipper Shen Qingqing saw that Shang Zhuoyan wanted it, he followed suit.
They asked for it, and Sister Xilin and Pei Jingshu also looked over...
Gu Huaian: "..."
For a moment, Gu Huaian suddenly felt that he had bought too little milk tea.
Everyone should buy one!
It's quite lively here, even if he wants milk tea...
On the other hand, there is no one on the side of the best actor Su. To be honest, the best actor Su never thought that his Dahongpao, which costs several thousand yuan per catty, would not be as popular as Gu Huaian's fragrant milk tea, which costs only a few yuan a cup!
Fortunately, he was accompanied by Jiang Shuo, and Jiang Shuo did not go to Gu Huaian to ask for milk tea.
But when he looked at Jiang Shuo with some relief, he found that Jiang Shuo was also staring at Gu Huaian with a hesitant look on his face...
Su Yuntang: "..."
MD!
Jiang Shuo, this twenty-five-year-old boy!
He should have known about the fried buns and backstabbing thing in the morning, so he shouldn't still have hope for Jiang Shuo!
"Ah ha ha……"
Seeing Gu Huaian's popularity in the guest room and the actor Su being "cast into the cold palace", the audience was in a state of dumbfounding.
At this time in the barrage, someone said that everything Gu Huaian eats is quite cheap and easy to accept...
This is true. If you go out and buy a cup of milk tea now, it will cost you more than ten or twenty yuan, and the feeling will not be much different from this fragrant cup of tea.
The food he eats is of high quality and low price, and he never eats anything unrealistic.
Especially his breakfast, let’s just say the steamed buns this morning. Three or four steamed buns only cost two or three yuan. Beaten three or four eggs and add those oil, salt, and barbecue ingredients only cost four or five yuan at most. bucks.
The total cost is less than ten yuan!
This is how he really "lives"!
On this point, the comment section has received rave reviews.
Maybe it's because Gu Huaian was absent from the recording for most of the day, so the traffic of "Crystal Love Season" today is relatively low.
But because Gu Huaian was serving a cup of "taro-flavored fragrant milk tea" for just a few dollars at this moment, the program's traffic surged again!
A group of people came back to kill because of Gu Huaian...
The traffic of the evening program has increased dramatically!
It also makes people laugh and cry...
"Director Jiang, we can't let this kid be absent all day..."
Someone from the directing team discussed with Jiang Dan that Gu Huaian was almost responsible for the flow of the show. The show was only being recorded for the last few days. Isn't it good to be absent?
Jiang Dan did not take this matter seriously, but laughed:
"One or two days, it doesn't matter."
The staff of the directing team looked helpless, saying to themselves that Gu Huaian, the "Ginger Mother", was really called "Mother Ginger", and this is what a real mother should be like!
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