Chapter 295 Vulgar!
There are actually tricks to losing weight.
As long as you pull fast enough, the fat can't catch up with you!
Believe in this sect master.
Squat down after eating.
Great skill, you deserve it!
——Taken from the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth, Chapter 5647 of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang
It's night, Yuanmen.
The banquet was laid out with great fanfare, specially for Sect Master Zhang to receive the wind and wash away the dust.
Apart from anything else, the ostentation is still quite sufficient.
Yuanmen has given Sect Leader Zhang enough face this time.
A banquet was held in Yuanmen. The food was all delicacies that Zhang Mo had never seen before, and all the people in power in the Xia Kingdom were present.
Everyone toasted to Zhang Mo with smiles on their faces.
Many righteous sect leaders actually came forward to greet Zhang Mo.
If someone who didn't know the situation looked at it, they would really think that Zhang Mo was also a great righteous sect leader.
Many officials from the imperial court who had not been seen during the day came tonight and saluted Zhang Mo one by one.
Zhang Mo couldn't remember much either, but he smiled and nodded anyway.
Not long after, Zhang Mo felt that his face was about to cramp.
Damn it, why are there so many people here? It’s really affecting my sect leader’s ability to eat.
Fortunately, not just anyone can come forward and toast Zhang Mo. After the powerful people toasted, the remaining ones could only pay their respects to Zhang Mo at the bottom of the steps.
He shouted, "The Heavenly Saint Sect is invincible, and the majesty of the country is unparalleled!"
There were so many people shouting that Zhang Mo was too embarrassed to make any big moves while eating meat.
Oops, there are so many rules, the right path is troublesome.
If it were the Demon Sect who dared to influence this sect leader to eat meat, he would have been thrown out long ago.
Zhang Mo held a thigh of unknown meat in his left hand.
The chopsticks in his right hand were holding an invisible piece of seafood, and he was chewing something like an octopus in his mouth. He sucked it into his mouth, making his mouth full of oil.
Cool!
To be honest, Zhang Mo was very restrained in eating today. Normally, he wouldn't even use chopsticks.
Zhang Mo thought that he was already very dignified and decent, but in fact, when the saint and others looked at Zhang Mo, their faces turned dark.
So indecent!
It's like a fat pig's trough. No wonder people say that demon cultivators are uneducated.
Seeing how truly elegant people eat, the saint sat next to Zhang Mo and elegantly picked up her chopsticks and picked out a green bean.
Cover your face with your left hand, put the green beans in your right hand into your mouth, and chew them gently.
When you eat, there is no sound and you can't see the movements of your mouth. This is called elegance!
Hum, let the world see clearly the vulgarity of Demon Leader Zhang and the elegance of this sect leader. This will be a sharp contrast...
Wait, oh, why are you trying to steal my food, you big devil? Stop it!
As soon as the saint finished a bean, she watched Zhang Mo change his hand and bring the meat in front of her to him.
The saint looked at Zhang Mo with eyes wide open. Zhang Mo only replied vaguely: "Anyway, you don't want to eat. I will help you do it. Don't waste it. The right way is to leave the original score, and every grain of it is hard work. Who knows that everything on the plate comes back to the origin?" Sect Master. Oops, why are you staring at me? Okay, ok, I’ll keep Douzi for you!”
Zhang Mo returned the beans to the saint with a depressed look, and then continued to eat.
Yang Shuo and others below were all the same, everyone was shouting and eating at the same time.
"Don't move, that's mine!"
"What the hell, you dare to snatch food from me, you don't want to go back alive, do you?"
"Let go, let me go, elder, I'll kick you to death!"
…
The old dog kicked his subordinate aside and then took away his food.
Such operations should not be too common in Tianmo Sect. But here in Yuanmen, it has really blinded many people.
What’s more, Chang Nier below is even more exaggerated. She has already begun to snatch food from Yuanmen people. After all, the little in front of her seems to be really not enough.
They were eating quietly, and Chang Nier came up and took away the table, leaving behind a sentence.
"Don't eat it!"
Without giving others a chance to answer, they moved several tables away.
Several ministers opened their mouths slightly, not knowing what to do.
Why are there still people grabbing food?
I didn’t say I wouldn’t eat it either!
Chang Nier was very happy to eat alone while holding several tables.
I knew it was right to follow Brother Zhang. If I hadn't joined the Tianmo Sect, I would never be able to eat such delicious food.
It’s so delicious, wow, I want to grab a few more tables.
After a moment, the saint slowly put down her chopsticks (it was impossible not to put them down, as eating too many beans will make you fart).
Slowly, the saint said: "Sect Master Zhang, welcome you again. I heard Yun Fei say that you haven't signed the destiny contract yet, saying that you will wait until you come to the capital to sign the contract with the new sect leader. Bucai, I am the new sect leader of Yuanmen, now we can sign it in public!"
Zhang Mo turned to look at the saint and said with a smile: "You are the new sect leader, you are too young."
The saint smiled and said: "Sect Leader Zhang doesn't look like an older person."
Zhang Mo looked at the saint carefully, then suddenly smiled and said: "You are not being tricked by them, are you? Let me tell you, you can't do this, you have to run away quickly. If it's too late, you won't be able to run away. "
As he spoke, Zhang Mo slapped his thigh and said, "It's going to be troublesome later on. I'll come to you for everything. I'm worried and scared, and I have to pretend to be cool. Pretending once is not enough. I can't let it go every day. Let me tell you..."
The saint was stunned. What are you talking about?
Devil Zhang is not mentally ill, is he?
Quickly interrupting Zhang Mo's rambling words, the saint said: "Sect Master Zhang. Our Yuan Sect has rules for choosing a new sect leader. The previous sect leader is my master, and the legacy he left behind is Let me take over as the leader of the sect. Otherwise, I will not be the leader. You can rest assured that the decision I make is the decision made by the Yuan sect. There will be no deviation at all and no one will refute it. .”
Zhang Mo closed his mouth and turned to look at Master Yunshan again.
Young Master Yunshan said loudly: "Sect Master Zhang, isn't it enough to guarantee the Yuanmen's thousand-year reputation?"
Zhang Mo wanted to say it was not enough.
But after thinking about it, who did I sign with? Okay, just say yes.
Oops, this sect leader is telling you about some experiences, but no one is listening. If you don’t listen, you will be put down.
Nodding, Zhang Mo took out the destiny invitation.
Everyone below immediately fell silent. With a wave of his hand, Tianmingyue flew to the saint.
The saint bit her finger and slowly signed her name.
"Lingxi!"
Zhang Mo raised his eyebrows slightly, what a good name, it sounded aura. Look at Master Yunshan and others' expressions as usual.
I guess it must be your real name!
"Please, Sect Master Zhang!"
Destiny promised to fly back. Zhang Mo also bit his finger and wrote his name on the destiny covenant with blood.
Zhang Laoba!
(Are you kidding, can this describe your real name? I really think this sect master has never been around! Whoever believes this is an idiot!)
Looking at the name written by Zhang Mo, the saint girl's lips curved slightly and she almost laughed out loud.
Sure enough, there is a reason why demon cultivators are vulgar, it is because they are of low origin and lowly!