Chapter 296 Your Majesty the Child!
This sect leader is not a casual person.
But you really have to be casual.
This sect leader may not be a human being...
——Taken from the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth, Chapter 1,202 of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang
The contract is made.
The saint and Zhang Mo both looked at each other and smiled.
The thoughts in the saint's mind at this time were nothing more than this.
Devil Zhang, you have been tricked!
Zhang Mo's thought was that if the saint smiled so cheaply, she might have taken a liking to the sect leader.
Oops, although you look pretty good, you're still not big enough, Xiaoxie, Xiaoxie!
If you have the chance, drink more milk.
How can a girl from a big city do it if she is not old enough?
Just as he was thinking about it, there was a shout from below.
"Your Majesty has arrived!"
Zhang Mo and the Saint immediately turned back.
Damn it, the big one is coming!
Zhang Mo frowned a little. I didn't hear that he would meet the Emperor of Xia tonight.
The Saint also immediately turned to look at the Imperial Master. At this time, the Imperial Master was also full of surprise. It was obvious that this was not arranged by him.
Is that a last-minute idea?
Your Majesty, what is he here for?
The saint frowned slightly. Judging from her appearance, it seemed that she did not welcome His Majesty very much.
Huan Huan whispered beside Zhang Mo: "Sect Master Zhang, your Majesty is young and behaves erratically. Please forgive me!"
Zhang Mo had an idea when he heard the word "young".
He's a kid, right? The sect leader won't argue with him.
This sect leader is the most caring!
Nodding, Zhang Mojing waited for His Majesty Xia Guo to arrive.
To be honest, Zhang Mo was still a little curious about what His Majesty Xia was like.
Whether it is the Zhengdao Bao or the Holy Dao Bao, His Majesty is rarely mentioned.
The only thing Zhang Mo knows about him now is that His Majesty the Xia Kingdom succeeded to the throne five years ago. He knows nothing else. Let’s see it today!
Not long after, Zhang Mo saw a group of eunuchs walking in surrounded by a tall fat man.
Good guy, this fat guy weighs at least 400 pounds, and half a fan is like a pig!
His head is also big, his belly is round, and the black and gold dragon robe on his body can hardly hold it, and he looks like his crotch may explode at any time.
At seven feet tall, he is taller than Zhang Mo anyway.
Walking into the field, His Majesty the Fatty glanced sideways at Zhang Mo and said, "You are Demon Zhang, why don't you salute!"
In one sentence, Demon Zhang was stunned.
Standing up, Demon Zhang gestured at the heights of himself and the fat man. Then he looked at the saint with a puzzled look and said, "Is this a fucking child?"
The Saint also quickly stood up to smooth things over and said, "Your Majesty, Sect Master Zhang is now the Duke of Wei you personally bestowed upon him, so you don't need to kneel down."
"Really? Are you the newly crowned Duke of Wei? You don't look powerful at all!"
One sentence immediately silenced Zhang Mo. Why is this sect leader no longer powerful? Slander, pure slander!
Your Majesty, there seems to be something wrong with your mind.
Zhang Mo didn't know what to say, but the saint said: "Your Majesty, Duke Wei's majesty is on the battlefield. He is here to help us fight against the Soul Sect."
His Majesty said with an ooh, "You are good at hitting, aren't you? Show me your skills."
The saint tried her best to suppress her temper and said: "Your Majesty, don't be ridiculous. Sect Master Zhang has come from afar and is exhausted. If you want to show off your skills, you have to rest well."
His Majesty looked dissatisfied when he heard this, and then the fat all over his body began to shake.
"No, no. I want to see it, I want to see it. Show me your hands quickly, or I will kill you."
His Majesty pointed at Zhang Mo's face, and his fingers were poking Zhang Mo's cheek.
Immediately, Yang Shuo, Lao Gou and others stood up.
What's the meaning?
If you dare to insult our sect master, this damn fat man will not want to live anymore.
Regardless of whether you are a majesty or not, if you dare to offend the sect leader, you will have to leave a layer of skin.
The Saint also saw that the situation on the field suddenly became tense.
He quickly whispered to Zhang Mo: "Sect Master Zhang, just show your hands. For the sake of the alliance!"
Zhang Mo was really confused. How could he have a meal and perform a show?
And this fat man in front of you, how do you look like an emperor? No matter how you look at it, he is a loser.
Well, for the league's sake. This sect leader will give you a sweet date.
You can't just kill the emperor as soon as he comes. It's too inappropriate.
Zhang Mo sat down slowly and said impatiently: "I want my sect master to show off his skills. You have to get something. How can you watch someone's performance without paying for it?"
His Majesty seemed to have never seen anyone like Zhang Mo before, and was momentarily stunned by the question.
He scratched his head and asked, "Do I still need to pay to watch the show?"
The eunuch next to him didn't know how to answer, and was embarrassed for a moment. The saint said: "Your Majesty, why don't you just stop reading."
"If you want to see it, of course you have to see it. You must show your hands!"
After saying that, Zhang Mo watched the fat man actually take off his big golden wrench finger and put it on Zhang Mo's table.
Damn it!
Zhang Mo was stunned. He was just talking, but he really gave it!
Pick up the big golden wrench and take a sip.
It's pure gold, and it's rich in spiritual energy. It's a good thing, and it's a spiritual treasure. The devil will definitely like it.
Suddenly, Zhang Mo was happy. The saint next to her was dumbfounded.
Your Majesty just threw the golden ring passed down to Demon Zhang?
Oh my god, this thing is a treasure that can speed up cultivation. Even ordinary people can extend their lives by wearing it.
Seeing the demon Zhang bite it with his teeth when he came up, the saint girl's eyes came out.
Zhang Mo said with a smile: "Just give me money. Watch carefully, show both hands. Left hand, right hand!"
Zhang Mo stretched out his left hand and then his right hand.
Well, standard "showing both hands".
Suddenly, the scene was awkward for a while. Not everyone can understand Sect Master Zhang’s cold joke.
The old dog has turned away and doesn't want to look anymore. Their sect leader always likes to do some sexy things inadvertently.
Yang Shuo smiled slightly. In his opinion, the sect master was calming down and eliminating the tense situation.
Haha, the sect leader is the sect leader, and he will not follow the routine.
Yang Shuo sat down with peace of mind and signaled to the rest of the Heavenly Demon Sect to also feel at ease and just watch the sect leader's tricks.
The saint's face turned dark at the side, oh, she's showing off her hands like this.
Devil Zhang, you are fooling a fool!
Just as he was about to complain, His Majesty clapped his hands and said, "You are so funny, so interesting, I laughed to death!"
"Yeah, I think so too!"
The two laughed loudly, and the whole audience looked at them in confusion.
Well, it looks like these two have found a soulmate!
The fool and the idiot must have seen eye to eye!
Hey hey hey, what are you two doing? Can you take care of the IQ of the normal person next to you?
Zhang Mo silently put the ring on his hand and immediately felt refreshed.
What a baby, it’s so fun to deceive fools!
Come again, come again!
If he had known that His Majesty was this kind of person, he would have brought his sect to join the imperial court.
Gathering fools' wool and cheating children of their territory is called comfort and comfort.
With His Majesty's IQ, Zhang Mo felt that he could deceive several Jiangnan counties in a year.
This is not much faster than fighting for your own territory!