Chapter 385 What a big boy
Recently, my sect leader has become fond of cooking.
That kind of careful preparation of materials. Carefully fried and fried.
It feels like shit comes out at the end.
So much like life!
——Taken from the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth, Chapter 6354 of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang
Zhang Mo was so frightened by the sudden cry that he almost fell to the ground.
He took a few steps back, looked at the golden tree in front of him in astonishment, pulled his legs out of the ground, and then started crying.
"WTF?"
Zhang Mo pointed at the tree in front of him.
Yang Shuo and others were obviously frightened. This was probably their first time seeing a tree that could come back to life.
"Demon tree!"
"Hurry up and shut his mouth."
"Don't let him get away!"
There was a flurry of excitement, but fortunately Yang Shuo and others were good at cultivation and finally pressed the golden tree to the ground.
After tying up the five flowers, the golden tree was tied back again.
Don't tell me, this binding method is really professional, but it's a pity that it's used on a tree, it looks awkward.
There is a delicate human face growing on the trunk of the golden tree.
It has two eyes, a nose and a mouth, just like a human being.
With Lao Li's smelly socks stuffed in his mouth, Golden Tree burst into tears.
Zhang Mo couldn't bear to see it, it was too cruel. Lao Li's socks could be used as treasures by demon cultivators who practice poison skills.
"Take it off, take it off!"
Zhang Mo directed Yang Shuo to take off the smelly socks first.
Then he looked at the face of the golden tree and said, "It has really become a spirit. Is there anything to say about the tree that has become a spirit?"
Yang Shuo thought for a while and said: "It is said that the tree that becomes a spirit can absorb people's souls."
The old dog shook his head and said, "That's wrong. In ancient stories, trees that become spirits are all auspicious."
Lao Li glared and said: "You are wrong. I read a book. The tree in it raised a bunch of beautiful little female ghosts. It even built a brothel in the wilderness to capture passing scholars. Suck it, suck it from the bottom and then top, it’s so cruel!”
Zhang Mo frowned and said, "It's not like what you're reading is a serious book."
Lao Li quickly said: "This time it's really a serious book. What's it called? Younu owes money, no, she owes a beating, she owes..."
"Okay, I think you just want to open a brothel, that's all."
Zhang Mo quickly interrupted Lao Li.
The next moment, the golden tree in front of him actually started shouting: "Don't kill me, don't kill me."
Suddenly, Golden Tree looked at Zhang Mo again and said: "Dad, don't kill me!"
Zhang Mo was stunned for a moment, then hurriedly took a step back and said, "What did you say? I'm warning you, don't talk nonsense. Who are you calling daddy? This sect leader is not even married yet, he is such a beautiful young man!"
When Zhang Mo said this, the golden tree immediately screamed louder.
"Daddy, you gave birth to me and you still have to raise me!"
Zhang Mo felt that his face turned dark.
Yang Shuo and Lao Gou Lao Li looked at each other and quietly let go of the golden tree.
Suddenly, Golden Tree broke free from the rope, then knelt down in front of Zhang Mo, hugged Zhang Mo's thigh and said, "Daddy, my good daddy."
Zhang Mo was completely speechless, and Yang Shuo, Lao Gou and others started to applaud shamelessly.
"Congratulations, sect master, on the birth of your son!"
"Congratulations, Sect Master, there is a successor!"
"The sect leader is awesome, really awesome!"
What else could Zhang Mo say? He really grew this thing with his own hands.
What a sin!
Just say you can’t leave seeds anywhere!
Leave things to chance.
A bloody lesson!
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Hanlin country.
The north wind is howling, and the frost and snow are freezing.
Mr. Yunshan was wrapped in a ferret suit and stood in the cold wind, looking at a piece of white jade in his hand, which slowly lost its light.
It wasn't until the light curtain completely disappeared that Master Yunshan gave up.
Let out a long sigh.
"Hey, another one!"
Gently shake the fan, and the white jade is taken back.
This white jade represents the status of the clone of Xu Ri, the messenger of the shrine.
The brighter the light, the better the situation. There is no light, and the clone is finished.
Ever since Mr. Yunshan came to Hanlin Kingdom and used a secret method to contact the new divine envoy Xu Ri of the shrine.
Young Master Yunshan reminded him again and again that the big demon in Xia Guo Zhang was not an easy person.
His cultivation is strong, his methods are ruthless, and his calculations are deep.
Rare in the world!
Even if someone is much stronger than him in cultivation and several times more powerful, he still has to be dealt with slowly.
If you try to win a quick victory, you will fail.
If you want to decide the outcome in a battle, you will die.
This is all based on experience.
It's a pity that the Divine Envoy of the Void Sun just doesn't believe it. I have to create some kind of clone to assassinate him.
It's okay now. The clone died in Xia Kingdom. I'm afraid the main body was also seriously injured.
Don't listen to advice!
Don't even listen to advice.
Master Yunshan really had a headache, but there was nothing he could do. Until now, the only option is to play chess again.
"Sir, who are you thinking about?"
A gentle voice sounded from behind.
Young Master Yun Shan was shocked and almost got goosebumps all over his body.
Turning around slowly, Mr. Yunshan didn't dare to look at him at all. He only bowed and saluted: "Return to Her Majesty the Queen. It's nothing to worry about."
Standing in front of Master Yunshan is none other than Her Majesty the new Queen of Hanlin Kingdom, Xiong Jier.
He is eight feet tall, has broad shoulders and a round waist, has short hair and is muscular.
Hanlin Country is a martial country, especially physical cultivation.
Nine out of ten practitioners are warriors who refine their bodies. The people of his country are also tall, mighty and very brave.
In such a country, his Majesty is naturally a practitioner with good cultivation.
Both men and women have strong bodies and strong muscles.
Especially the new queen, she won through hard power.
On the battlefield, it is known as the double-sword ice bear.
Grinning, Her Majesty the Queen patted Master Yunshan on the shoulder.
"Don't be sad all day long. Since you came to our country, Hanlin, just cultivate yourself well. I will avenge you. As long as you commit yourself to me, there is nothing you can't do!"
Her Majesty the Queen gave Mr. Yunshan a look that you know.
Master Yunshan's face suddenly turned even greener.
The folk customs here are fierce, and the marriage customs are even more terrible. There is even a tradition of robbing the groom.
That is, if a woman falls in love with a man, she can knock him unconscious and bring him home, have sex on the spot, and then the marriage will be established.
Mr. Yunshan is good-looking, and when he came here, he was stared at by many girls.
It's even better now. Her Majesty the Queen obviously also likes to eat tender meat. Looking at Mr. Yunshan's face, her eyes lit up and she wished she could take him back to warm the bed now.
Mr. Yunshan coughed several times and said, "I appreciate Her Majesty the Queen's kindness. But I have been injured recently, so let's wait until the injury heals!"
"No rush, no rush, recuperation is the most important thing."
After touching Mr. Yunshan's little face again, Her Majesty the Queen left.
Master Yunshan shook his head and sighed.
After all, it was a foreign country, and he really couldn't accept this custom.
Hey, it’s better to hurry up and contact the other two northern countries.
Rely on the background of the shrine and recruit as many allies as possible.
Only in this way can Fang be able to kill him back one day.
In the Xia Kingdom, there is a big demon named Zhang.
We're not done yet.