Chapter 386 The traitor!
Life should be colorful.
This sect leader is inexplicably stuck in yellow.
do not move!
In fact, it’s not bad to be stuck here.
——Taken from the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth, Chapter 5153 of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang
Another month passed in a flash.
Recently, the Demon Sect has been quite restless.
Suddenly there were trees in the sect, calling themselves "Young Master", and then wandering around the sect causing trouble everywhere.
From peeking at Meatball's bath to stealing Lao Li's gold teeth, there's nothing he wouldn't dare to do.
After further inquiry, I found out that this inexplicable tree was really planted by the sect leader.
For a while, no one really dared to mess with him.
Not to mention them, the three elders, Lao Li, Yang Shuo, and Lao Gou, had to respect the tree when they saw it.
Who told this tree to call the patriarch "Daddy"?
However, these days, it seems that I have become familiar with the Demon Sect and learned a lot of new vocabulary.
The word "daddy" immediately turned into another title...
boom!
With a crisp sound, Sect Leader Zhang's toilet door was kicked open.
Then I saw a golden tree wearing a black robe, smoking black wind leaves, and flowing air coming in.
"Lao Deng, get up, Lao Deng. Give me some money. I want to go out with Lao Li and have a wife with hundreds of houses."
Sect Leader Zhang Da, who was squatting in the pit reading the newspaper, looked confused.
Then he took out the God of Nothingness, enlarged it, and chopped it on the head of the golden tree.
"The traitor will follow the order!"
The golden tree was hit twice and fled in panic.
"Lao Deng, if you dare to hit me, I hope you won't be able to poop."
He turned around and ran away, giving Sect Master Zhang a middle finger at the same time.
Zhang Mo's face turned red with anger. This broken tree was becoming more and more unsightly.
Forget about stealing the black wind leaves from my sect leader, now I even dare to break into the toilet.
On the contrary, on the contrary!
The angry Sect Master Zhang quickly finished, and then began to shake people.
"Come here, tie up this traitor for me. I'm going to peel him off and see if the tree doesn't want the bark. He will definitely die!"
Quickly, Yang Shuo ran over.
Looking at the angry Zhang Mo, Yang Shuo quickly said: "Useless sect master, this thing is a sacred tree. You can't cure it even by peeling it."
"What the hell? What kind of tree?"
Zhang Mo was confused when he heard this.
Yang Shuo quickly took out an ancient book and said: "Sect Master, during the recent period, I have searched through ancient books and finally found a description of the golden tree."
"Really? Show me!"
Zhang Mo snatched the booklet away.
He wanted to see what kind of broken tree it was.
After a while, Zhang Mo found the description of the golden tree.
"The divine tree blooms once every three thousand years and bears fruit once every three thousand years. It is also called the tree of life and the tree of justice. It is a symbol of wisdom and virtue, and a representative of nobility and integrity. Anyone who sees this tree can be purified of the soul and get rid of sins. , gain great wisdom.”
Zhang Mo opened his mouth slightly.
He turned around and glanced at Yang Shuo, then glanced at the Golden Tree who was asking the demon cultivator for money.
Holding a cigarette in his mouth, he said, "Fuck you, uncle!"
Zhang Mo returned the book to Yang Shuo and said: "Next time, get some genuine copies, don't look at this kind of pirated version. Even if you spend a little money, it will be fine."
Yang Shuo was also slightly embarrassed.
Indeed, words such as wisdom, justice, and nobility have nothing to do with the golden tree in front of you.
Zhang Mo continued to ask: "Look through the back to see if there are any recipes. I'm more interested in eating it now. I can't wait for three thousand years. In another three years, he will piss me off to death."
Yang Shuo coughed twice and said: "Sect Master, is it possible that the person who is close to Zhu is Chi!"
Zhang Mo glared and said: "What do you mean, who are you calling a pig? Who are you calling a pig?"
Yang Shuo was speechless.
It's really hard to communicate with this uneducated person.
Fortunately, the golden tree in front of him ran away after asking for the money.
Zhang Mo pointed at him and asked: "What does he need money for? He has a tree. What does he need money for? Take root! You have to pay a fine for occupying the road, right?"
Yang Shuo replied: "I heard that I went to a brothel with Lao Li, and then... ahem, young trees can't withstand temptation."
Zhang Mo glared and said, "He's just a tree, what else do you want to do?"
Covering his face, Zhang Mo really didn't know what to say.
Blame yourself, why plant trees when you have nothing to do?
X Your uncle’s devil.
It's just that the traps you give are more harmful than the skills.
Don’t be angry, don’t be angry, if you get angry, there will be no one to take care of you.
Zhang Mo took a deep breath, too lazy to care about such nonsense.
A visit to a brothel can't be fully understood even with a single tree.
What's wrong, he can still take out the branches.
Say something else.
Zhang Mo asked again: "How is the situation over at Weilong Mountain? Isn't the leader of the Soul Sect still unwilling to come out? Can we go in and get him!"
Yang Shuo heard the words and immediately replied: "Sect Master, I was about to say this. There is finally movement on the Weilong Mountain side. There is a cloud of white mist on the mountain, and there is a faint sound of wind and thunder inside. The Soul Sect Master is probably coming out soon ”
Zhang Mo nodded and said: "That's good, prepare to get him, so be prepared. Forget it, I will go there myself."
"Sect Master, you have to go in person. No need. Just get a mirror and plot against him. Leave the rest to us."
It can be seen that Yang Shuo is very confident.
Also, the trap has been laid for so long and so many people have been sent. If you don't even have this little confidence, then don't fight.
Zhang Mo waved his hand and said: "No, I'd better go. I can't poop smoothly even if I stay here. I'm going to see how the soul sect master died. By the way, I'll help you sit down!"
"Yes, Sect Master, with you in charge, we will definitely win in one fell swoop!"
Yang Shuo bowed slightly.
Zhang Mo touched his chin. Although his big pot was not completely successful, the semi-finished product should be enough to hit people. Let's pull it over together.
For this kind of thing, you still have to use your full strength, otherwise if something goes wrong, it won't be a minor problem.
Zhang Mo was thinking, when suddenly, a branch rose from the ground, and the next moment the golden tree emerged directly from the ground.
"My dear old father, are you going out to play? Can you take your most beloved child with you?"
Golden Tree looked at Zhang Mo with hope.
Zhang Mo also stared at him.
Where did you learn this ridiculous accent? Also, why are you still here eavesdropping?
Treason, please read the order!
Zhang Mo took out his token and hacked at it.
Don't let your kid learn well!
Let your boy visit a brothel!
Let your boy escape!
This sect master hasn’t even finished pooping today!
Yang Shuo watched the golden tree being chopped down by Zhang Mo while running away.
He chuckled and shook his head.
What a heartwarming picture!
Wait, a bunch of golden twigs fell on the ground.
Yang Shuo secretly picked it up and looked around.
Well, no one noticed.
Since the golden tree is a sacred tree, its branches must have magical powers.
No matter how bad it is, it is good to make tea and drink it.
Let this elder take it back and study it carefully!