Chapter 886 How many calamities?
The devil is also true.
Do you think this sect leader sacrifices every day just for your crappy skills?
think carefully!
Think about it!
Maybe it...
Really!
——Taken from the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth, Chapter 2189 of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang
Yuan Kingdom.
Sect Master Zhang continued to take a bath.
Anyway, Aunt Cang said she would help him deal with the abyss, so let's wait until Aunt Cang is done.
As for how to deal with it, to what extent it should be dealt with, and what should be dealt with.
To be honest, Sect Master Zhang didn’t even have standards himself.
But it doesn’t matter, there is no standard, in fact it is the best standard.
As long as the standards are not clearly stated, whether it is completed or not is just a matter of a word from Sect Master Zhang.
This is called "my standards are the standards."
Hey, is it easy to maintain such a body of fat?
To grow a fruit, you have to lose a lot of weight.
These are all my sect leader’s little treasures!
I can’t bear to part with it!
Sect Master Zhang was eating meat and drinking wine, and then took a few bites of the fruit plate to show off.
I can lie down for a while.
Dip a watermelon with some salt.
It's also delicious to eat.
It's also salty to eat.
A body of fat lay on the edge of the pool.
Meat on the side.
Wine on the side.
Read a newspaper for half a day.
There is something to be said for it.
There is also something to be said for scolding.
Once I lay down, I had a good sleep again.
Who looks like a god.
I'm like a god!
Just after eating and lying down, there was another knock on the door outside.
The most annoying thing for Sect Master Zhang is when someone disturbs him when he is resting.
Can't we change the time?
Can't you talk about things during your own working hours?
I don’t have any eyesight at all!
What? You asked Master Zhang when are the working hours?
Are you kidding me? You are already a sect leader and you still have working hours?
Is this sect leader in vain?
"Come in!"
Sect Master Zhang didn't bother to get up and let him in directly.
The person who knows how to knock on the door is probably not Aunt Cang, but probably Niutou, Tangji and the others.
Sure enough, it was Tang Ji who came in.
"Sect Master, Jie San seems to be coming out!"
Upon hearing Tang Ji's words, Sect Master Zhang immediately jumped out of the pool.
"Come out? This guy really went too far. He has occupied my sect leader's place for so long, he has to pay me, let's go, let's go, let's go and have a look!"
As he spoke, Sect Master Zhang walked out anxiously.
When he walked to the door, the cold wind blew, and then Sect Master Zhang realized that he was not wearing any pants.
Hurrying back and getting dressed, Sect Master Zhang Dazhao glared and said, "Why didn't you remind me?"
Tang Ji said in confusion: "Sect Master, I thought you were such a magnanimous man."
Oops, Sect Master Zhang nodded.
I think your flattery is pretty good.
Walk!
Quickly, several people arrived at the main hall.
As soon as he arrived at the entrance of the hall, Sect Master Zhang saw a circle of people surrounding him.
Fortunately, Lao Bald maintained order and did not let these people in.
Otherwise, once these people see that their sect master is actually having an affair with the master of Jie Palace.
Wouldn't that be...
Well, it seems that I only think that the sect leader is awesome.
Forget it, the fewer people know about this kind of thing, the better.
Apart from anything else, if the old man, Lord, knew about this contact with Jie San, he would definitely be angry.
The Lord has probably guessed who did what happened last time in the Land of Crystal Stones.
It just didn't happen.
It would be better not to give God any more eye drops. Damn old man, he looks quite old. Now he is going to be pissed off. He has to...
Inherit the inheritance!
Oops, that seems to work!
"Tell them all to get out. What are they doing here!"
As soon as Sect Master Zhang appeared, these people all got out.
After looking around, Sect Master Zhang first asked: "Where is Aunt Cang?"
Lao Baldou replied: "Master Cang Dao Ji went down to the abyss, saying he was going to help Niutou solve the problem."
Sect Master Zhang nodded, Aunt Cang was really in a hurry to do things.
It seems that he has to plant the big white radish quickly.
Otherwise, when Aunt Cang comes back and he still can't take out anything, Aunt Cang will probably jump up and beat him.
If I really want to press him down on the big bed and turn him into a big turtle, then...
How cruel!
It's scary when you think about it, and you feel miserable when you think about it.
Shake your head and get rid of these images first.
Sect Master Zhang then looked at the main hall with the door open just a crack and said, "What's going on?"
Old Bald said: "I don't know. It opened suddenly, and a bunch of smoke came out. I thought it was on fire at first, but the smoke dispersed after a while, and there was no movement inside."
Zhang Dazong frowned and said: "This Jie San has been occupying my place for such a long time. What you know is that he is merging. What you don't know, you thought he was giving birth to a baby. Go in and take a look!"
Sect Leader Zhang Da waved his hand, and Tang Ji and Lao Tu immediately moved forward.
But after taking two steps, he discovered that Sect Master Zhang had no intention of moving forward.
Both of them looked surprised, but Sect Master Zhang continued to wave and said: "Look what I'm doing. Come in. You don't want this Sect Master to explore the way for you. You are a bunch of cowards, what are they doing for food? Tangji, come on!"
At this critical moment, no matter who is better than Tangji.
Tangji was helpless. He was now almost a pioneer.
Come on, I don’t have time to complain to the sect master. I just hope that the sect master will give him more money in the future.
Quickly entering the main hall, Sect Master Zhang said loudly: "What's going on? Is he still alive? If he is dead, just dig a hole and bury him."
Tangji's voice came from inside.
"Sect Master, you'd better come in."
It sounds like there's nothing wrong with Tangji's voice.
Only then did Sect Leader Zhang Da and Lao Tu step in.
As soon as he came in, Sect Master Zhang felt that something was not right in the atmosphere.
In the innermost part, there was a figure with his back to them, which looked a bit strange.
what's going on?
What is going on?
Tang Ji stood aside. If he could make an expression, he must be very speechless at this moment.
Sect Master Zhang shouted at the back: "Jie San, what's wrong with you? Or are you Jie Yi?"
Sect Master Zhang Dazhao waved his hand gently, indicating that Old Bald was ready to shake people.
Slowly, the man in front of him finally turned around and walked out of the darkness.
The scene that suddenly came into view made Sect Leader Zhang a little unable to hold his nerve.
Jie San is still Jie San, his body has not changed much, he just looks a little fatter.
But the key is in the head.
Damn it, two heads!
Two almost identical heads!
Sect Master Zhang slowly opened his mouth.
Jie San, the head on the left, sighed: "You have seen it all, Zhang Laoba, you have to help me!"
Spreading his hands, Jie San looked helpless.
As soon as he finished speaking, his right head said: "What are you helping? Zhang Laoba, we haven't finished the fight yet. Don't think that I can't beat you in this state. Take my punch!"
After saying that, he wanted to run forward, but unfortunately he just ran a little and fell down.
Then the left hand hits the right cheek, and the right hand hits the left head.
Both legs also kicked together, and they became one with themselves.
You two are really here...
It’s funny!