Chapter 887 Wait a minute!
There is a saying:
Eat something every day.
I got fat at night.
The body fat can be lost even as it grows.
The meat on the table will be ruined if you don’t eat it!
——Taken from the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth, Chapter 2733 of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang
After a while.
Sect Master Zhang was sitting on a chair, eating melon seeds and watching the "Double-Headed Jie" quarreling.
These two people are really good at scolding, and they won't stop at all.
But you two are separated by one person, and you can't tell the winner even if you scold yourself.
Sure enough, after scolding each other for half an hour without any difference, the "two heads" finally stopped.
Jie San said loudly: "Brother Zhang, you have to find a way for me."
Zhang Mo shook his head and said: "There is no way."
Jie Yi said loudly: "Zhang Laoba, please let me go, and I will help you kill a few more people. There is no problem with the leader!"
Zhang Mo really didn't know what to say.
After waving his hand, Zhang Mo called Lao Tu over and said, "Call the idiot here and see if we can separate them."
"Okay, Master."
Lao Bald hurriedly went to call someone.
Jie San's ears were sharp, and he heard Zhang Mo's words directly, and said quickly: "What are you doing? Brother Zhang, you are not planning to find a magic doctor to cut us open, are you?"
Zhang Mo frowned and said, "Can't you? Isn't this what you want? Wait a moment, the magic doctor will be here soon."
Jie San thought for a while and said: "Cut is fine, then just cut that side. Cut off his head, his head is too ugly!"
Jie Yi said loudly: "If you want to cut me, it depends on whether you have the ability."
After saying that, he started typing again.
Zhang Mo had already started rubbing his temples.
"What's going on? Isn't there a normal person around me?"
Zhang Mo complained. Then he saw Tang Ji and Lao Bald looking directly at him.
What do you mean, do you want to say that you are normal people?
Take a closer look at yourselves, okay?
Can you do a little bit of math?
Not long after, the second fool arrived.
Looking around, the idiot didn't see anything going on. Where was the unlucky guy who needed treatment?
"Sect Master, what's going on?"
"You decide what the situation is. See if you can separate the two of them!"
Zhang Mo raised his hand and pointed.
Er Lunzi then looked at Jie Yi and Jie San carefully.
"Separate? Isn't it good to have two heads? Both heads are the same, so there's no problem. You're a very good two-headed demon cultivator. Let's sing a chorus!"
In just a few words, Erluzi completely mistook Jie Yi and Jie San as demon cultivators.
Jie San was fine, but Jie Yi was a little unbearable.
"Who are you talking about as a demon cultivator? Boy, if you dare to talk nonsense again, be careful of your life!"
After saying that, Jie Yi got up and beat Er Luo Zi violently. Fortunately, Jie San stopped him again and started fighting with him again.
The idiot was startled and quickly retreated: "It must have been bitten by something. This needs to be treated! It's a bit like a dog going crazy!"
As he said this, Erluzi started to take out things.
There was only a click sound, and the second fool spread all his penis on the ground.
After all, he is now the dignified leader of the Demon Doctor of the Tianshen Sect, and he does have a lot of interesting things in his hands.
All that was seen on the ground were knives of different sizes, medicine bottles, and poisonous weeds.
There are also messy bones, a stone-like heart, and even a lot of clothes, hair and other things.
Zhang Mo was surprised to see it.
He stepped forward to take a look and said, "What are these? What is the use of this thing?"
The Erlunzi explained excitedly: "Sect Master, these are all good things. This is the Heart of Stone. After putting it on, Gaga will be cold and ruthless, resistant to beatings, his whole body will be petrified, invulnerable to swords, and invulnerable to water and fire."
"Really? Does it work so well? Does it have no side effects?"
Lao Bald, Tang Ji and others gathered around to take a look at the new gadgets.
Er Lengzi spat and said: "It must be easy to use. It also has some side effects, that is, it will turn into stone."
"What do you mean? Completely turned into stone? Can you still move?"
"You've already turned into stone. Why move?"
"Damn it, that's just turning people into stone. What a fart to carry!"
Zhang Mo frowned upon hearing this. This crap thing doesn’t sound very reliable. In comparison, the breaking skills given by the Demon God are stronger than this.
"What about this?"
Zhang Mo asked Xiang Gu Gu again.
Er Lunzi said: "This is a real demon bone. If you replace it with Lao Qiang, it may be a bit too demonic. He screams at the moon at night and urinates on the bed. Who wants to try it?"
Everyone shook their heads, and they suddenly felt that even though Er Lengzi was not good at cultivation, he was really a bit scary.
At this time, Erluzi looked at Tang Ji with a smile and said: "Elder Tang, if you have a chance, can you give me some of your bones. Not much, just one piece. I always feel that your bones are useful."
Tang Ji took a step back and said: "You idiot, you'd better stay away from me. If you dare to come near me again next time, I will burn you to death. I really will burn you to death!"
Zhang Mo finally pointed to the pile of messy stuff and said, "Where are these more?"
The second idiot said: "Sect Master, these are all things I collected from you. Look, your hair, clothes, and..."
Zhang Mo quickly stopped him and said, "What do you want to do? You want to curse this sect leader!"
The second fool waved his hand and said: "No, no. I have researched it. As long as you bring your things to heal people's injuries, their injuries will heal faster. People below say that they are lucky to you, Sect Master."
"WTF?"
The more Zhang Mo listened, the more confused he became. This rumor seemed even more outrageous than when he was in his hometown of Xia Country.
How can we still treat illnesses and injuries?
If he continues this, he won’t be able to turn into a human-shaped medicinal material!
Lao Bald also yelled at him angrily: "You fool, did you get the consent of the sect leader for doing this kind of thing? Give the sect leader the money... No, did you tell the sect leader? You are looking for death, right?"
The second fool hurriedly said: "No, no. I really just do my work sincerely. And not only the sect master's, but also all the elders', I have collected them! Elder Bald, look, I even secretly pulled out your hair."
"Fuck!"
Lao Bald directly kicked him over with a flying kick.
No wonder his few hairs are getting fewer and fewer, and his feelings are still being stolen!
Too heartless, too cruel, too deserving of a beating!
Are you still human?
Even the bald man’s hair is not spared!
After a violent beating, the two of them, both of whom were not very good at cultivation, were beaten into a rolling gourd.
Jie Yi and Jie San watching this scene next to them were really surprised.
Who are Zhang Laoba’s men?
Even if you are a demon cultivator, is it too much to be a bit demonic?
Zhang Mo held his forehead, but he was somewhat used to it.
He turned to look at Jie San and said, "Wait a moment, your doctor is being beaten."
Jie San and Jie looked at each other.
Both of them suddenly felt that if their lives were put in the hands of such a person, neither of them would survive.
Standing up, Jie San said: "I have to pee."
Jie Yi also shut up and said nothing.
Then they both ran out quickly.
Without looking back, he walked as fast as he could.