41. That scumbag actor from 818 (8) Second update (1/2)

41. That scumbag actor from 818 (8) Second update (1/2)

The program team of "Survival in the Wild" has always been a mystery. They have the most unreliable director, the most professional subtitles, and the most imaginative design.

When this show first aired, Ding Dong was so poor that he could only hire a forest. Now he can even rent an island. You can imagine how profitable it is.

And as one issue after another started airing, they discovered something.

The more miserable the invited celebrity guests are, the higher their ratings will be. What a gratifying discovery.

From the beginning, the program team has implemented the guidelines of making money as the goal, showing off their style, and mistreating the guests.

Therefore, there are miserable guests one after another, and their [wild survival] wallets are getting more and more generous.

The program team was excited when they found out that Wei Mingyan was coming to their show.

Think about it, Wei Mingyan, who is graceful and handsome on the screen and has charmed thousands of girls, is howling like a ghost, crying for his father and mother, and complaining endlessly. This is such an eye-catching thing. They will definitely make it more popular. One floor! !

The exciting moment has arrived. The program team is gearing up and waiting to watch the best actor being tortured in various ways. Hahahahaha, there was no success on the first day. Was it because he was shaking the bread tree crazily or because he was hungry!

Then, under the sight of a crowd of people, Wei Mingyan dug into wood to make fire and lit up a small fire.

No! ! Why does he have this skill!

Didn't he do his homework before coming? Didn't he know that their program team would issue tasks to win various resources, including fire, the next day?

Then, they saw Wei Mingyan setting up a tent, Wei Mingyan fishing, Wei Mingyan grilling fish, and he even took out a toothbrush, toothpaste, and toothcup from his bag and handed it to Song Qi.

Isn't this an outdoor program that makes people always in a state of embarrassment? What kind of trouble are you going to make when you live so exquisitely?

However, their program team really did not allow toiletries to be brought in, so the program team had to admit it, but quietly made the task more difficult.

The task of getting the flag, which was supposed to appear later, appeared the next day.

Tremble, male gods!

In order to get the flag, you will do whatever it takes!

Bahahahahahaha! ! !

On the way to the middle of the woods, the program team carefully prepared surprises for them.

There are mushrooms that spray foam on people's faces (fake), glue on the trees (applied by the staff), and little bat cameras that fly together to form a huge web (they look just like the real ones) Wow).

You have prepared so much, but are you still afraid of not falling into the trap?

People were waiting in front of the screen, watching the man take a look at the big mushroom from a distance. Before he and Song Qi could come over, Stormy had already run over with his tongue out, and after circling the mushroom a few times, he bit into it. On the rhizome.

Can't bite?

Fake!

"It was probably prepared by the program team." Song Qi picked up a stick from somewhere and poked the mushroom head. Sure enough, a bunch of foam sprayed out. The two of them stood far away and didn't touch it.

She clapped her hands and walked out of the passage, "There must be others ahead, let's take a detour."

The handsome man next to Song Qi also nodded, "Take another way."

No!

Why did you decide to take a detour so easily?

Shouldn't there be an argument?

If they just take a detour like this, what will they do with the mechanism they set up in front of them!

Just when the program team collapsed, a singer dressed in colorful clothes appeared in the woods, less than five minutes after Wei Mingyan and the others left.

Behind her, Yueyue, who was holding a super big spider in her hand, looked around and said, "Brother, we seem to be going in the wrong direction."

"Is it wrong?" Brother Wu Da looked around confusedly and saw that the environment was the same as before, and suggested, "Let's mark the surroundings and mark the way back."

"What a great idea!" The singer wiped the colored cream on his face and looked around. When he saw the super-large mushroom, his eyes lit up.

What an iconic plant, made right here!

[Song God, what do you want to do? Why did you walk towards that foaming mushroom? ! 】

[Seek death, seek death, don't tell us you are going to touch this mushroom! 】

Just when the singer's hand was about to touch this cute big mushroom, Yueyue grabbed the fake spider in her hand and suddenly asked, "Brother, will this mushroom be like the ones that the show crew used to play tricks on us?" Are the props the same? You’d better not touch them.”

Sure enough, the God of Song cautiously paused his hand in the air and looked at this huge mushroom suspiciously. It looked like it was really a mushroom, and his brain was thinking intensely.

After thinking for a few seconds, he came to the conclusion, "No, even if the show team wants to punish us, they will make it realistic. How can such a big mushroom be made, so this mushroom must be real."

The audience was shocked by the singer's honeyed logic.

Then, they watched helplessly as the Goddess of Song stretched out his hand and marked the mushroom with peace of mind.

"boom!!"

A huge mushroom cloud appeared on the singer's face, which was already covered with colorful cream.

He tried his best to open his eyes, but others could only see a pair of mung bean glasses struggling to blink back and forth, and could not clearly see the face of the singer with a foamy face.

Yueyue hugged the spider in her hand tightly, with a look on her face that she couldn't bear to look at.

[…I have nothing to say, let’s go. 】

[What does it mean to be delivered to your door? This is a typical example! Children, please remember. 】

[Hahahahaha I'm sorry, although you are miserable but I really want to laugh hahahaha]

Even the program team, who was wondering why the Best Actor Team was not fooled, fell silent.

"This is just an accident..." Even though his face was full of foam, the singer still maintained his gentlemanly demeanor. He calmly took his hand away from the mushroom and supported it on the big tree next to him, his voice calm.

"Okay, let's go."

Little girl Yueyue and Brother Wu Da nodded blankly and continued to walk forward. After taking two steps, they realized that the singer hadn't moved. They both turned around to look at him in confusion.

"Brother, let's go."

The singer, whose body was covered with colored cream and whose head was covered with white foam, desperately grabbed his hand that was leaning on the tree, but he couldn't get it off.

“There’s glue here!!”

The two of them were immediately frightened, and hurriedly stepped forward to help. After tinkering for a long time, they just couldn't get it done. The three of them looked sad, oh no, the singer's face was covered with foam, and his expression couldn't be seen.

"Hey, I really regret it. Why did I come on this show..." the singer sighed, "I suspect they are targeting me, otherwise why am I always unlucky!"

Program team: "...No, these are all aimed at Wei Mingyan."

"The more I think about it, the angrier I get. I'm so angry that I want to hit someone!"

The martial arts brother silently pulled the little girl Yueyue back, "Don't hit us."

The singer punched the tree angrily, "I'll just hit the tree!"

Seeing his hand hitting the tree with his fist, the eyes of the three of them were still fixed on it.

The air seemed to freeze, and finally Yueyue broke the deadlock, "Brother, your other hand is also stuck."

"Ahhhhhhhh I'm so angry!!!!"

The crazy singer shook the tree crazily. Just as he was venting his anger, a piece of bread fell and hit him on the head.

The stunned singer said: "..."

Yueyue, martial arts brother: "???"

Audience: [Hahahahahaha I can’t do it anymore, I’m laughing so hard hahahahahaha]

Just when a few people didn't know what their expressions were, there was a sound of flapping wings. The singer, who was trapped in the tree and couldn't move, faced the overwhelming black mechanical bats in despair.

"Mommy!!! Take me and run with you!!!"

the other side

They were walking carefully on the uneven path, and the two people were chatting in a peaceful atmosphere. Stormy had never been with the two masters for such a long time without being separated. They were still in such a big place, and they were very happy. Driving happily ahead.

The peaceful atmosphere was in sharp contrast to the singing team.

The program team looked at them silently: "Suddenly I felt that we were so useless."

"Yeah, why didn't you fall for it? If these weren't just temporary designs, I would have suspected a traitor."

"It would be great if the trick can be successful. I think the audience's reaction now is that they hope to see Wei Mingyan be tricked successfully."

"Why don't you throw in a fake snake to scare me?"

The director looked retarded and dismissed, "You didn't see how shrewd Wei Mingyan is. He even faked a snake. Who had the idea before to scare Yueyue with a fake spider? The singer was so frightened that she jumped up a tree, but Yueyue was still hugged by someone. Touching it.”

A few people were eating lunch while discussing how to successfully scare the movie king team. In the camera, a small green snake suddenly broke in.

"You move so fast? Didn't I say you don't need this trick?"

After the director finished speaking, he found that everyone was looking at each other in confusion.

"No, we didn't let the snake in."

"I don't have one either, but this snake is really lifelike and can even spit out messages. Look at it."

"Hahaha, the batch of bats I customized are also very lifelike. Let me tell you, this is the picture I specially asked someone to draw last time..."

Director: "Ahhhhh, that's a real snake! Damn it!!!"

The audience also discovered the snake and discussed it happily.

[This snake must have been arranged by the program team. Look, it went towards Qiqi! 】

[Hahahaha, Qiqi will be scared, but she looked quite girly when I saw her catching fish before]

[I don’t think so, the program team has never succeeded in winning the best actor team]

[He also spat out words, hahaha, the attack state is very realistic, just like the hair of a snake I have seen]

They realized something was wrong when Tempest screamed angrily at the snake. Before it screamed, Wei Mingyan and Song Qi didn't notice the snake following them.

Almost the next second when Tempest rushed forward to attack, the small green snake suddenly jumped up and bit Song Qi's slender ankle. In an instant, Tempest rushed over and killed the unexpectedly intruding snake. Bite and shatter.

It was filled with anger, both for not discovering the intruder sooner and for the creature hurting its owner.

Tempest sniffed his nose anxiously. He smelled the faint smell of blood in the air, and this smell came from his owner. Suddenly, his whole dog felt bad.

Everything happened in a flash of lightning. Song Qi only felt a pain in her ankle. She lowered her head and saw bright red blood mixed with black flowing out.

[Fuck black! ! ! Viper! ! ! 】

[What to do, what to do, call the program team quickly! 】

[It’s said to be risk-free! There are no poisonous creatures as promised! ! ! 】

【Fuck! ! Brother Yan...]

Just when the audience and the program crew were going crazy, the man who rushed over also saw the black blood on Song Qi's feet. He didn't even think about it. He knelt on one leg and lifted Song Qi's ankle.

Wei Mingyan lowered his head and began to suck blood without hesitation.

Song Qi was shocked and wanted to push him away. In just a moment, she understood what this meant, "Mingyan, let me go first, you will also be poisoned!"

Tears filled her eyes.

She really didn't expect that at the critical moment, the man in front of her, who she once thought didn't value her at all, would make such a choice.

Like this, without hesitation.

Wei Mingyan slowly let go of Song Qi's hand. His hand was still shaking, and his eyes had already turned red.

He turned around and said to the ground, "Puh, puh, puh!"

"This snake had eaten black paint before, puh! Ugh!"

Audience: [……]

The chaotic program crew: "……"

Song Qi stared blankly at the man who was retching with a bitter face because of the smell of paint, and couldn't help but chuckled and laughed out loud.

As I laughed, tears started to fall from my eyes.

The author has something to say: It’s sad or not, just say it, it’s sad or not!

I’ve only seen black poisonous blood on TV…

Ah… I’m 20 minutes late, and there’s still one more update, so it’s probably very late, little angels, don’t wait any longer and go to bed early. In the last chapter, 100 random people will receive red envelopes! Muah!

In this chapter, the first 10 little angels will still receive red envelopes!

Let me add another preface:

I never expected the part about the poor production team in the last chapter, and I really don’t know why these two words are blocked! Where is the harmony! Where? ? ?