42. That scumbag movie king from 818 (9) third update

42. That scumbag movie king from 818 (9) third update

After Wei Ming finished speaking, he wiped his mouth with a distressed look on his face, and then explained, "This snake is a grass snake. I know it. It's not poisonous."

[It’s not poisonous and you still suck blood! 】

[I think it was a subconscious reaction. It seemed that it didn’t last for three seconds just now. I just blinked and Brother Yan started to smoke...]

【Huh? I opened a bottle of Coke, what happened? 】

"It's probably a prank by the show crew." Wei Mingyan wiped his mouth, took out the bamboo cup he made yesterday, and cleared his throat that was filled with the smell of paint, "This smell is incredible."

With a smile still on his face, he stood up and looked at Song Qi. Seeing that her eyes were still red, he smiled softly and comforted her, "Don't cry, don't cry, it's not poisonous, and neither of us will die."

Song Qi stared at him blankly. After seeing the tenderness in the man's eyes, the strength she had always had suddenly turned into tears and fell down.

[So, what is going on with this affectionate look at each other? 】

[I just said Brother Yan likes Qiqi! ! ! Look! Guess it! 】

【Should we say we are together at this time? To be honest, is the snake corpse still squirming on the ground real or fake? Why does that look like a real snake to me? 】

[It’s fake, how could a real snake eat black paint? It’s probably a prank by the program crew, but it’s really scary this time. The wild survival program crew is really getting more and more playful, so they’re not afraid that they won’t be able to find it in the future. Are the guests willing to come? 】

Just when the audience was switching the topic to the big show the program team was playing this time, the program team was also going crazy!

Time goes back to the time before the Goddess of Songs and the others encountered the big mushroom.

The three of them were walking and found a huge hornet's nest on the big tree in front of them. The singer walked curiously to the bottom to look.

Then the hornet's nest exploded, exploded...

The colored cream fell on the singer like rain, giving him a thorough bath. The martial arts brother fell into the trap. It was full of black paint, giving his whole body a layer of color. Yueyue Xiao The girl got a giant real spider, but she was just stunned for a moment before she saw through the illusion behind the spider's ferocious appearance. She picked it up and continued walking forward under the horrifying gazes of the singer and martial artist.

The trio completely became a group of old, weak, sick and disabled people. Shortly after they limped away, a green grass snake slowly crawled by and touched the paint...

The above is the truth that the program team brought out by calling up the small flying camera.

It seems unreasonable, but everything happened to come together so coincidentally. A snake was angered, and probably lost consciousness after eating paint, so it attacked Song Qi, and the result was the current scene.

Now that the screen is full of people who have played with it, what else can the program team do?

Could it be that there was an omission in their investigation system, which resulted in the guest being bitten by a real snake?

Even if it is a non-venomous snake, if this incident spreads, it will definitely ruin the reputation of "Survival in the Wild". Everyone comes to participate in this program just to gain fame and fortune. Why are you having fun if your life is not guaranteed?

Therefore, facing this huge scapegoat, the director held it on his head with tears in his eyes.

Here, Song Qi quickly adjusted her mentality, wiped away her tears and continued to walk forward with Wei Mingyan. This time she was much more cautious and observed her surroundings more carefully.

Tempest calmed down even more, without the previous joy. It was obvious that the master was attacked and he failed to stop it in time, which made him feel a little depressed.

Wei Mingyan noticed this depression. He stopped, squatted down and gently stroked Tempest's somewhat wilted head, "Templas did a good job just now. If you hadn't discovered the snake, you and I... we Haven’t noticed it yet.”

Noticing that he almost said the words "your mother" smoothly, Song Qi blinked nervously, her face turned red for some reason, and she quickly lowered her head to hide the expression on her face.

Dogs, like people, need praise. Sure enough, as soon as Wei Mingyan praised him, Storm's tail started to wag again. Although it was not as happy as before, it could be seen that it was not as depressed as before.

After solving Storm's mood problem, the man patted his head gently and stood up with a smile.

【Mother! I saw an angel! ! handsome! ! 】

[I really want to turn into a storm, even for a second. Can you let me enjoy the touch of the male god? 】

[You can go out of the hall, go into the kitchen, drill wood to make a fire, grill fish in a stone pot, be the first to get in when in danger, and still love pets so much, the key is that he is handsome! Give me such a good boyfriend! 】

[Go away upstairs! Brother Yan is obviously my boyfriend, okay! 】

Just when everyone was salivating at Wei Mingyan, a weak barrage popped up, [I said, do we still remember that this is a survival game in the wild? Brother Yan has to complete the mission. The God of Song on the other side The team has already started to build the ladder, but the movie king team hasn’t reached anywhere yet. 】

Yes, while Wei Mingyan and the others were having an interlude, the Goddess of Songs team had successfully escaped the threats of glue and bat nets, and ran to the center of the island, under the big tree with the flag.

This was a big tree that was not very tall, but certainly not much shorter. The singing team stood under the tree, raising their necks and looking at the colorful flags for a long time.

It's so high, how do you get up there?

"Brother..." Yueyue said quietly, "Didn't you climb a tree this morning? Do you think you can climb this tree?"

Speaking of what happened in the morning, the singer couldn't help but focus on the big spider that Yueyue had been holding, and then his face turned red.

He was frightened by the spider at that time. He hugged the tree trunk and ran up without thinking. His mind went blank. When he reacted, his arms were already firmly hugging the tree.

But it was a relatively small tree, but it was bearing a weight that should not be borne at this age. Of course, after knowing that it was a fake spider, the singer slid down from the tree with a normal expression. The little tree Nature will be saved.

But now, in front of him is a tree that cannot be hugged by four arms.

The singer was lost in thought.

The martial arts guy suggested, "How about I climb it? I've climbed trees before."

"No, there are no protective measures. It would be bad if it falls."

Although it was a joke most of the time, at the critical moment, the singer thought he could still carry it clearly. He glanced around and made a decisive decision.

"Let's build a bamboo ladder!"

This tree is so thick and not very high. The program crew must have chosen this tree so that they could build a bamboo ladder!

So, the three of them went to chop bamboo with high spirits!

Then, a yellow dog with dull fur but bright eyes quietly emerged from the grass. It looked around to make sure there was no danger before turning around to greet its owners.

Song Qi looked up at the colorful flags hanging high and frowned slightly, "How can we solve this situation?"

Wei Mingyan rolled up his sleeves and smiled like a fox, with the corners of his mouth raised slightly. He looked like a fox that had stolen a chicken. "Their team will definitely choose to build a bamboo ladder when they see it. If the three of them cooperate, even if they don't work for a moment, It takes at least two hours to work without stopping.”

"What about us?"

The man's smile was even wider, a bit like a black-hearted glutinous rice dumpling, "Let's go quietly to another bamboo forest."

He still didn't say how he planned to take down the colorful flags, but the program team who had been watching the rape suddenly felt strong uneasiness in their hearts.

Then, the two of them and one dog went to the bamboo forest. Wei Mingyan skillfully lit the fire first, and Song Qi took out the remaining chicken from last night from the package, skewered it on the pillar, and turned it evenly.

Wei Mingyan sat on the ground with a knife and kept peeling the bamboo. After trying it and feeling that it was okay, he put it on the fire to bake.

"What are you doing?" Song Qi asked curiously.

"You'll know in a minute."

But the man still wanted to keep the surprise. He turned around and started whittling bamboo wood silk. By the time Song Qi finished roasting the meat, there were already several bamboo arrows with sharp tips on the ground.

Song Qi handed the barbecue to the man who finally stopped, and looked at the bamboo bow that was already taking shape on the ground with some surprise, "When did you learn to make a bow?"

"I thought it would be useful before I came here. I learned it from the videos." Wei Mingyan has been busy for a long time, sweat has already appeared on his forehead, but his expression is still full of energy.

"Can you use this as a bow string? Will it not break?" Song Qi held this crudely made bamboo bow in her hand and couldn't stop looking at it.

She never thought that Wei Mingyan would actually be able to make a bow and arrow one day.

"Disposable items, it's okay."

Wei Mingyan was still confident. After eating and drinking, he quietly walked over with Song Qi, drew his bow, and narrowed his eyes at the colorful flags on the tree.

[What is Brother Yan going to do! ! 】

[666666 is really awesome. He can actually make his own bow and arrow. Even if you don’t accept it, I will accept it! 】

【Oh my God! ! ! How could this man be so perfect! 】

[The atmosphere of two people making bows and arrows and barbecue is really great! I always feel that Brother Yan has special feelings for Miss Sister, and the love in his eyes is almost overflowing, okay! 】

[Stretch the bow, draw the bow! ! 】

--call out!

The sound of bamboo arrows piercing the air passed by in an instant. In Song Qi's eyes, which suddenly widened, the colorful flag was hit by the bamboo arrow and fell to the ground smoothly.

Tempest had been waiting quietly for a long time. When he saw the colorful flags, he pricked up his ears and rushed out quietly. He silently bit the bamboo arrow stuck in the ground and returned to his owner with the colorful flags in tow.

His movements are smooth and familiar, and you can tell from a glance that he has done it before.

In the barrage, after a second of silence, a large group of people quickly broke out: [Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, in,! ! ! 】

【So handsome, so handsome! ! ! It actually came down! ! ! 】

【so amazing! ! 】

Wei Mingyan stretched his neck and looked at the three people who were busy with their backs. He raised his eyebrows proudly at Song Qi with a colorful flag and lowered his voice to ask for credit, "Tianfeng and I throw the dishes away every day at home, and Tianfeng finds them back every time." coming."

Looking at the man who was waiting for praise like a child, and then looking at the old dog squatting at her feet with his tongue hanging out happily, looking up, Song Qi pursed her lips and smiled, imitating Wei Mingyan and whispered: " You are so awesome!”

Then the man smiled even happier.

"Let's leave quietly, don't let them know that we have taken the colorful flags."

With a wicked smile on his face, he held a bow and arrow in his left hand and a colorful flag in his right hand. He followed Song Qi beside him and a yellow dog in front of him to explore the way, and left here.

Behind them, the trio in the bamboo forest didn't even take a break. They didn't notice the movement behind them at all. They were busy working and working together. Finally, after spending a lot of money on their hands, their hands were red and soaked, and they got a giant ugly but still safe one. Bamboo ladder.

"It's clear that they haven't come yet. It's probably cold. Tsk, tsk, tsk, this colorful flag will be..."

The singer made the bamboo ladder in his arms all afternoon, and the smile on his face froze.

“Where are the colorful flags???”

The author has something to say: The first ten little angels will receive red envelopes!

Good night!