Chapter 72 Damn it
God, what is it like?
In Chen Banxian's memory, it was the sidekicks who trembled under Sun Wukong's stick.
But in reality, God...has no clothes.
After the female spy took over the priesthood, there was no change except for a slight temperament. She was not even willing to talk to him, but she did not attack him again.
"What are you talking about? For someone as big as me to be a priest, I don't even get a splash?"
He couldn't help but poke the female spy with his finger.
The woman's expression swayed with confusion, and she subconsciously stepped back, pretending to be devoid of wisdom.
Chen Banxian understood. The new god didn't wear any clothes. Was he shy after opening his spiritual wisdom?
He smiled evilly and clasped his hands: "We have this relationship, it's just a dream anyway, as the saying goes, don't let the rich water flow to others, why not...
It's blasphemous, it's not an undead knight, it's a divine knight. It's so exciting!
The female spy's face was visibly red, and then she waved her hand fiercely!
Whoosh!
The world is spinning.
Chen Banxian opened his eyes again and rubbed the corners of his eyes that were finally no longer sore and swollen. It was already the second day.
Where is my quilt? He looked at his empty body and kicked off the quilt while sleeping?
"Ahem."
Suddenly there was a dry cough behind him, and Chen Banxian turned around suddenly. He was frightened!
A woman he had never seen before was hiding in his tent, her little head exposed from the quilt wrapped around him, looking at him with an unnatural expression.
"Who are you……"
He looked carefully and could vaguely see a little bit of the previous female spy's appearance.
"What about... help me find some clothes." Xinshen's eyes unnaturally avoided Chen Banxian's direct gaze.
Recalling all the gaffes she had made when her consciousness was chaotic, she couldn't help but feel flustered.
Thinking back to the scenes in her dreams these past few nights, that shameful look, her panic doubled infinitely!
"Can't you use your divine power to change clothes?" Chen Banxian was curious, and then wanted to pull up the quilt.
"What are you doing!"
The new god screamed and grabbed the quilt tightly to prevent this man from playing rogue.
"Why are you so shy? Which part of our bodies have you never touched? Which place have you never looked at?"
Faced with the gangster's ridicule, the new god blushed: "I don't have any magical power to change clothes, you... don't act like a gangster."
It turned out to be a useless god... When Chen Banxian saw this, he vented his frustration and told you to play tricks on me in my dream, and even wanted to strangle me to death.
In the dream, he couldn't beat this bitch, but in reality, hey, if I tell you to lie down, you can't lie down!
Move yourself.
He temporarily found a set of his own clothes for her. Not to mention, the new god was quite good-looking and had a good figure. Perhaps the priesthood had removed the scars all over her body and she seemed to be alive again.
"My little sister is very pretty." Chen Banxian praised, "She's only a little bit worse than me."
"Little sister, my name is Qingshuang." She did not refute Chen Banxian's words. Indeed, she was really a little bit behind.
If you have to say that you should take advantage, then you should take it yourself.
When Chen Banxian heard the name:
"Qingshuang? How could anyone have such a name? How can frost be good on a sunny day? It will be gone in the morning and noon."
He suffered from an occupational disease and subconsciously criticized: "Is the person who gave you this name uneducated? What kind of gentleman is so unreliable?"
Qingshuang's beautiful eyes dimmed: "Yes, the frost and dew disappeared at noon. I was buried in the creek hill in the 28th year of my life."
She sighed softly: "It was my father who named me. Because I was defiled by gangsters, he beat me to death with sticks."
Use the calmest words to express the most tragic experience.
Chen Banxian's heart suddenly tightened.
He slapped himself in the ear and said, "I'm sorry, I'm guilty."
Thinking of his previous ridicule, he felt that his morality had been strongly condemned.
Damn me!
Qingshuang smiled: "Young master, you don't have to be like this. What happened during your lifetime has become a thing of the past. From now on, I will be the God of Supervision, and I will supervise everything in the world for you!"
She pointed into the distance: "I can feel there are a lot of turtles over there."
"Can it be dealt with?" Chen Banxian asked.
Qingshuang touched her priesthood token: "I can manage it."
Then it'll be fine. Chen Banxian stood up suddenly:
"Come on, I'll take you to eat something delicious. You must have suffered a lot over the years."
This girl can talk and help him manage Wan Di, and he likes to hear this.
Qingshuang stood up weakly after him and left the tent.
At first glance, Fang Ping and Zhou Bai were wandering outside and looked away.
"You bitches, you were spying on me!" His face changed drastically: "What did you see!"
I have the habit of sleeping naked, so I won’t be exposed, right?
"Brother, how dare I." Fang Ping said in a resentful tone, staring at Qingshuang who came out from behind.
"On your side, you really do what you say. You just said your sexual orientation is normal before dinner, and you found a girl to spend the night with after dinner."
It's so corrupt. Fang Ping's look in his eyes clearly shows that Chen Banxian was in chaos at first and gave up at the end.
"Go away, let's get to know each other, this is my sister, Qingshuang."
"Oh sister." Fang Ping teased, and Zuo suddenly realized.
If you don’t know clearly, then I won’t say it.
"Little Jiaojiao, let's go." He greeted the free labor force and wanted to buy some things today.
He had eaten a lot of vermilion fruits before, but the increase in energy and blood was really limited, so he replaced them all with contribution points.
Now he can barely be considered a rich man.
"Boss, this is today's newspaper." Zhou Bai came over to show off his presence.
Chen Banxian took a quick look and found that most of them were newly promulgated welfare policies, signed by Die Yunfei.
But at the end, information that surprised him finally appeared.
"Mystery Ranking"
It’s out, it’s finally out, the mystery ranking list!
First: The Worm Whisperer. Wherever there are insects, he is there.
Second: The itching monster. As long as you are alive, you cannot avoid itching.
Third: Chun. plant growth.
Fourth: Observer.
Fifth: Zhang Xiaoyu. As long as you can hold your breath, you can theoretically survive indefinitely.
Sixth: Lee Lauder. He is very honest.
Seventh: Yang Yang. Friction buster.
Eighth: Paper Bag Head. The fortune teller next to the mission release office, the strategic partner of this list!
Ninth: A certain master who does not want to be named has miraculous abilities.
Tenth: Fang Ping. Now the Honorary Minister of Intelligence, No. 10 on both lists, he has never failed, and is good at revealing anyone's details.
Good guy, you only dare to rank me eighth!
Chen Banxian became furious and threw the newspaper to the ground.
"Walk!"
"What, you want to fight?" Qingshuang's eyes lit up.
"No, let's eat. I'm a little hungry."
In the shelter canteen, he rarely ate a serious can of food, and then took Qingshuang to buy some clothes.
It is worth mentioning that I am still an old acquaintance, the owner of laser light clothing.
"Come and see, come and buy!"
The boss yelled hard, wearing stockings, bra, and clothes. There was no forbidden package to stop his passion.
Qingshuang's pretty face turned red with embarrassment: "Why is he... like this..."
The clothes were very nice and completely different from her own world, but her boss made it difficult for her to accept it.
"Maybe it's due to some bad guidance."
Chen Banxian looked unnatural and changed the topic: "Tell me, what does it feel like to become a ghost?"
"I don't remember clearly." Qingshuang shook her head and concealed something.
While we were chatting, someone came over at this moment.
He was a neatly dressed young man with a good-looking temperament and a polite smile.
He gently delivered a beautifully packaged box and turned to leave.
Someone gave a gift, who gave it? Could there be a time bomb in the box?
Chen Banxian felt that trouble was coming.
"What is this?" Qingshuang was also curious, and then she saw Chen Banxian hand the box to her.
"It is very exciting to open express delivery, especially unknown express delivery." He said:
"Help me take it apart and take a look."
God, it can't be blown to death.
"It's a pity to open such a beautiful box." Qingshuang hesitated slightly and opened it carefully. She had to admit that the feeling was indeed very subtle.