Chapter 73 It would be nice if Chen Banxian didn’t wear a paper bag
There is no danger in the box.
But it's more trouble than danger!
It was a bouquet of roses and a letter.
When you open the envelope, you will first receive a delicate and cordial greeting, followed by words of deep love.
The general meaning is that a certain person named Chun fell in love with me at first sight and wanted to start a love affair with me, where whoever said break up would jump into the sea.
Chen Banxian: Alas...
Qingshuang:! ! !
Qingshuang: "What an infatuated person. This girl named Chun is willing to abandon worldly prejudices and boldly admit her love. Master, you can try to get in touch with her."
She thought she couldn't be so bold and gave flowers to her sweetheart. In human terms, it was too romantic.
She was once such a woman.
Chen Banxian sighed again: "Alas..."
"Young master, don't you like it?" Qingshuang was just wondering when she saw Chen Banxian walking to one side and grabbing a passerby with clean clothes.
"Is the male or female at our shelter?"
Passerby: "You mean that Chun on the mystery list? He must be a man! Brother Chun, we won't starve to death now!"
"You heard it." Chen Banxian took the box and threw it away.
Turning around, he saw Qingshuang behind him, who was stunned at first, and then excited in his eyes.
excited?
You are a feudal woman from another world. What are you thinking about with this look!
He couldn't complain, and along the way, he received some more confessions.
There are envelopes with words, others asking servants to send messages, and others pretending to be a chance encounter.
"Young Master is so charming." Qingshuang marveled at the openness of the people in this world, which is also full of splendor, because most of them are men who send their love.
Such as now.
"Little sister!" A voice of pleading came from behind. Qingshuang kept walking. She knew that this was not her name.
Chen Banxian's pace quickened.
However, the voice became faster and turned into a trot, stopping in front of Chen Banxian.
"Little sister, huh...huh...what a coincidence...huh..."
"I'm a man." Chen Banxian said expressionlessly.
The man who caught up took a breath and paused for a moment, then his eyes lit up: "Little brother?"
Before he could speak next, Chen Banxian quickly grabbed Qingshuang and said, "I have a girl."
Qingshuang's face turned red.
The man was excited: "I don't mind!"
Chen Banxian: "I mind!"
He left quickly. After the world collapsed, many people's mentality also collapsed, and they became a lot more courageous. Social cows were everywhere.
Although I don’t want to admit it, it is indeed such a mess.
He missed the paper bag. Other masks couldn't give him that cramped sense of security.
Someone is coming again! She was a girl, with a neat appearance, and she was obviously an extraordinary person.
Chen Banxian was impatient and was about to refuse, but the girl bowed first and then said: "Master Chen, Boss Die, please come over."
Boss Die? Die Yunfei?
"How did you recognize me?" He was surprised. It seemed that he had never let Die Yunfei see his true appearance.
"Master Chen was joking." The girl was also amazed by the master's appearance: "This is the information provided by Minister Fang."
Oh, no wonder, that bitch should have gone to work by now.
It's really pitiful, the wasteland era is still 996 years old.
But speaking of it, isn't the 007 next to him even worse? He looked at Qingshuang sympathetically.
"Okay, I'll go with you." Qingshuang thought that Chen Banxian was asking for her opinion and was being arrogant.
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The office building of the Third Shelter has been relocated and turned into an ordinary playground tent area. You can see all the leaders busy inside. What you want is transparency and openness!
"Aren't you afraid of being beaten?" Chen Banxian expressed his opinion when he saw the girl.
"You're just pretending, you're surrounded by our people." Die Yunfei smiled and said apologetically:
"I'm really too busy and can't get away. I invited Master here today to ask questions. Tomorrow I plan to cooperate with the demon clan on the matter of contact and integration between the two clans. I wonder if I should choose a time?"
In the past, he, Die Yunfei, was a staunch scientific materialist god of war and did not believe in any superstition.
But after the incident in Crow Ming Country, he changed his mind. It was because he was superficial and he had to offer three sticks of incense to the sky every morning.
I was young and ignorant before, but God, you, sir, have a lot, so please protect me from now on.
"It depends on the time." There is no need to mention this hexagram again. He has already calculated it before, and the fire and thunder will turn into the sky and thunder.
Zhenmu is me. If you want to be people-oriented, you must have strong wood.
"Tomorrow morning, it will be at Mao hour." Five to seven o'clock is Mao hour, no need to look any further.
"Okay, I will notify you in advance today." Die Yunfei presented 500 contribution gold.
When the people around saw it, they were amazed and asked for five hundred contribution points in one sentence?
You can't even rob a bank that fast!
"Brother, you used my private money again!"
In the distance, Die Qihua, who happened to see this scene, ran over angrily!
She is too sensitive to the flow of contribution points.
She didn't see Chen Banxian clearly for a while. When she came closer and saw the front, her eyes froze, and then she suddenly changed her tone:
"Brother, you spent your money so well!"
She moved forward, pretending to be standing in front of Die Yunfei, but in fact she was leaning crazily on Chen Banxian.
A girl of this age is already out of touch, but now she has probably forgotten about her brother Lin Tian.
"Little sister, are you my sister-in-law?"
Die Yunfei coughed dryly: "Ahem, pray for flowers, this is Master Chen."
"Master Chen, which Master Chen, are you talking about..."
Die Qihua was conquered by her appearance, her mind was confused, and she didn't react until she was halfway through speaking.
"Fuck!"
She swore, and the outline of the beauty in front of her matched the thin dog in her memory. She was dumbfounded.
"You are actually a woman?"
She always thought that this lifesaver, Master Chen, was a thin dog, and she planned to find some protein powder and fitness tutorials as thank you gifts.
Who knows...who knows...
Chen Banxian pinched his cheek subconsciously: "Miss Die, I have to correct your thinking. Who said beauty only belongs to women? This word can be used for everything in the world."
Die Qihua: "Sister, please stop pinching me, it will break later!"
She feels distressed!
I was wrong, appearance is justice.
It was originally a discussion about important matters, but now it has become Chen Banxian's personal appearance show.
There was a little tail following behind.
He found that as long as he said what he said, this crazy girl would agree with it.
"Sister is right!"
"I'm not a sister."
"Sister is right!"
He wanted to buy something, like a small generator.
"Sister, let me pay."
He wants to buy some men's clothes.
"Sister, this suspender skirt suits you better."
He wants to go home.
"Sister, I've already asked someone to buy a small suite."
This kid, her brother started corruption on the first day he took office!
but I like it.
Chen Banxian reluctantly moved and changed his residence.
"Hiss, hiss!" Banjiao was very excited. Finally he no longer had to huddle in the small tent, and then he rushed into the kitchen to toss with the kitchen utensils.
Die Qihua was originally afraid of Banjiao.
But now, she has unprecedented courage and shouts again: Appearance is justice!
until……
Chen Banxian put his paper bag head back on.