Chapter 102 I only hate that you were born before I was born (seeking first decision)
Lighting the red candle, Uncle Jiu put down the red thread all the way, and tied the red rope on his big toe with an expressionless face.
After lying down, he thought of what Liao Wenjie had said, turned over with a dark face, and lay flat on the bed.
I muttered and became very angry!
On the edge of the bed at hand, a row of yellow talismans was neatly pasted. On it were special talismans for ghosts, which could restrain the anger of living people. As long as they remained silent, the ghosts would not notice that there were other people in the room.
Liao Wenjie squatted under the bed, with the money sword in his left hand and the peach wood sword in his right hand. He waited for Uncle Jiu to throw the cup as a signal, then rushed out and chopped the female ghost on the bed into eight pieces.
The insects chirped intermittently outside the house, and there was only a slight pop of candlelight, and there was silence for a moment.
In the forest, a banana tree slowly opened its purple buds, and a strange cool breeze blew across the ground, passing the dragon and phoenix candles along the red rope.
The straight red line was suddenly pressed down. Liao Wenjie squatted under the bed and saw clearly. The red line seemed to be pressed by an invisible hand. It moved closer to the bed with his footsteps.
He held his breath and concentrated, and did not immediately recite the [Godly Curse of Purifying Heaven and Earth], only waiting for the secret signal before taking action. After all, Uncle Jiu is old, and whether he is a human or a ghost, it is always good to have an affair with him.
That is Uncle Jiu, if Qiu Sheng is on top, he will definitely show up again five minutes after receiving the code.
No, if it were Qiu Sheng, he would have complied on the spot. Where is the secret code?
…
On the bed, the moment the red rope was pressed by the ghost, Uncle Jiu, who was lying on his stomach, slowly opened his eyes.
When he thought of the suffocation he received today, he sneered. He thought about the secret signal and slowly called again. He must kill the harmful female ghost with his own hands. Otherwise, if his thoughts were not clear, he would not be comfortable sleeping on his stomach in the future.
The cold wind drifted above Uncle Jiu, and the female ghost slowly revealed her figure. She was wearing a red dress with dancing sleeves, clouds on her temples scattered like splashes of ink, and her delicate face was painted with deep red eye shadow, making her very beautiful and enchanting.
Moreover, the snow-white delicate body is looming, as if there is no trace under the red dress, just waiting for the lover to take it off with his own hands.
The female ghost was slightly startled when she saw Uncle Jiu lying on the bed. Her hair was gray on the back of her head and she seemed a little old.
It's not a big problem, she's not picky about food, she doesn't have a strong young man, and she doesn't dislike the pretty old man. The worst thing is that the spring breeze will last for a while, and the groom will change tomorrow night.
Thinking of this, the female ghost scattered her red clothes, covering the entire bed board from top to bottom like a curtain. Then her red sleeves wrapped around Uncle Jiu's arms and slowly turned him around.
"My husband's eyebrows are quite interesting. I only regret that you were born before I was born. Now that we have a good time and beautiful scenery, you and I should go to the paradise together, so as to make up for the disappointments of the past."
The female ghost gave a sweet smile, which made me feel pity for her. She opened her white lotus arms and tried to wrap her arms around Uncle Jiu's neck.
"Hmph, open your dog eyes and see clearly, your husband is nowhere to be found here!"
Uncle Jiu snorted coldly, his enchanting body was so close, but his eyes were as cold as ice. A flash of lightning flashed, and the money sword slipped out of his sleeve and was held tightly in his hand.
Hiss!
The red sleeves were cut off at the sound, and the female ghost looked horrified. When Uncle Jiu was not confused, she realized that something was wrong. When she saw this scene, she turned around and ran away without saying a word.
"Where to escape!"
Uncle Jiu threw out his sword, and the money sword glowed red, and a wave of hot fire hit the female ghost's heart.
Suddenly the red cloth flashed, and the female ghost performed a magic trick like a golden cicada to escape from its shell. Her clothes and hair were scattered and she fell to the ground, barely escaping death.
"Taoist Priest, spare my life!"
She looked at Uncle Jiu with a look of horror on her face, and crawled outside the house. As soon as she opened the door, she saw Qiu Sheng, who had been lying in wait for a long time, and the mirror in Qiu Sheng's arms.
In the mirror, the old woman in red had a stooped figure, and her long, yellow hair was as messy as straw. The most eye-catching thing was her face, which was basically three holes poked in the bark of a tree, representing the eyes and mouth respectively.
Seeing how ugly the old woman was in the mirror, the female ghost covered her face with her hands and screamed. Her beauty and figure were gone, and her whole person became exactly the same as in the mirror.
"Oh my God!"
A good-looking beauty with little clothes on suddenly turned into an old monster, scaring Qiu Sheng to the point of subconsciously taking a step back.
With this retreat, there was just enough space for the door to open. The female ghost covered her face and passed by Qiu Sheng, and quickly floated towards the banana forest.
"Where to go..."
Whoosh!
Before Uncle Jiu finished speaking, a money sword shot out from behind him, hitting the female ghost in mid-air steadily and cutting off one of her arms.
"Ajie, I gave you the signal, why are you so slow?"
"The bed was too short. I was stuck and couldn't climb out."
Liao Wenjie explained, and then said with admiration: "Uncle Jiu is very capable. As soon as I came out, I saw the female ghost running out in disheveled clothes, shouting at the Taoist priest to spare her life."
Only you can speak!
Uncle Jiu took the wooden sword, blew his beard and walked out of the wooden house with eyes wide open. When he was dressed in red and green, he knew that this matter was not over today.
Liao Wenjie will definitely talk about it often in the future, even if Liao Wenjie doesn't say it, Qiu Sheng still has that big mouth. Maybe Simu would come up with stories every day, praise him with a playful smile on how strong he was, and go into battle himself to kill the female ghost and make him run away.
"What a bad luck. A lifetime of fame has been ruined. Next time you go out, you must bring your talents with you..."
Uncle Jiu whispered, ignoring Qiu Sheng who was standing by the door and snickering, and walked quickly to the banana forest.
The wind and waves were calm, and the female ghost hid in it and had long since disappeared.
"Hmph, do you really think you can run away?"
Uncle Jiu lowered his head to look for it and found that the fallen arm of the female ghost had turned into a tree beard. He looked happy and leaned over to pick it up.
"The heaven and earth are natural, and the filth is dispersed..."
Liao Wenjie picked up the money sword and recited the [Godly Mantra to Purify Heaven and Earth]. For a moment, the banana forest roared, as if a strong wind was passing by, but it was just a strong wind, and it did not have the immediate effect it had in the past.
He closed his mouth and stopped, looking at Uncle Jiu in confusion: "Strange, I am very talented in chanting spells. No matter how many ordinary ghosts there are, they will disappear in one round. Why didn't this female ghost react at all today?"
"It's not a female ghost, it's a wild monster like a tree spirit. If I'm not mistaken, there is a banana tree here that has become a spirit."
"monster!?"
Liao Wenjie's eyes widened. He had seen ghosts and zombies before, but this was his first time seeing monsters.
If you have the chance, be sure to grab it and study it!
"Don't think nonsense. This is just a tree spirit. It can't move too far away from its body. It's useless if you catch it."
Uncle Jiu knew what Liao Wenjie was planning with just one glance, and continued: "No wonder she was able to use the banana forest to set up a confusing array. I thought she was a female ghost who had learned Taoism, so she went to the array in person to act as a bait, so that you and Qiu Sheng wouldn't have to worry about it." I am not very capable and my mind was deceived by the female ghost..."
"Yes, yes, Uncle Jiu/Master is right." x2
"Humph, I don't know a good person's heart."
Uncle Jiu was too lazy to talk to Liao Wenjie and Qiu Sheng. Believe it or not, it was on his side anyway.
He waved his hand and took out a yellow talisman from his sleeve, attached it to the tree beard and threw it at his feet: "Ajie, Qiu Sheng, watch carefully, whichever banana tree shakes the most, the tree spirit will be attached to that banana tree. Find her quickly."
Qiu Sheng was about to ask, but suddenly, the yellow talisman attached to the tree's beard burned on its own, and the flames swept the entire tree beard in an instant. The banana forest screamed, and the large banana trees began to shake.
"Found it." x3
The three people shouted at the same time, and then rushed towards three banana trees with completely different directions.
Jiu Shu's wooden sword stabbed straight through the banana tree in front of him. Seeing that there was no response, he secretly said that it was too dark, turned around and ran towards Qiu Sheng.
On the other side, Liao Wenjie also pierced the banana tree with his money sword, but the effect was mediocre. He raised his iron sand palm and touched it twice. After confirming that it was too dark that he could not see clearly, he ran towards Qiu Sheng's position.
Qiu Sheng's side was miserable. He swung his money sword and stabbed it. The banana tree showed no response, but the one behind him suddenly moved.
Before he could catch up, the soil beneath his feet turned into a swamp and was instantly submerged up to his knees.
"Master, save me!!"
Whoosh!
The wooden sword came from the sky and was pointed in front of Qiu Sheng. The swamp disappeared and Qiu Sheng's feet were stuck in the soil, unable to move.
After saving Qiu Sheng, Uncle Jiu didn't stop and ran straight after the banana tree. Opposite him was Liao Wenjie, who was coming with a sword.
The wooden sword and the money sword struck back and forth, piercing the banana tree at the same time. The ghost screamed loudly, and the buds of the banana tree wilted and drooped, and there was no more movement.
Uncle Jiu squatted beside the banana tree, looked at the moon above his head, and said with a smile: "Qiu Sheng, go to the house and get the shovel."
"Master, dig me out with a shovel first and then talk about it."
…
Half an hour later, the three of them overturned the banana tree with shovels. Uncle Jiu groped around at the root of the tree, and finally found a finger-sized jade from the soil.
"Uncle Jiu, what is this?"
Liao Wenjie immediately became energetic, and Qiu Sheng was also very curious, and asked happily: "Is it the real body of the goblin? If you plant it in a flower pot, water it and fertilize it, many female goblins will grow next year?"
As expected of you!
Liao Wenjie was in awe: "Qiusheng, I didn't expect you to fight the female demon again after fighting the female ghost. You are really brave. Don't worry, I will definitely not be absent on the first seven days."
"Brother Jie, where are you thinking? I'm not that kind of person. I just want to plant goblins in Master's bamboo forest."
"Qiu Sheng is right, this jade seed can just be buried in the bamboo forest."
Uncle Jiu smiled and put away the jade, and explained to the two of them: "How can an ordinary banana tree become a spirit easily? But there must be a treasure that attracts the essence of the sun and the moon. I buried the jade seed in the bamboo forest and attracted the aura of heaven and earth to water it. The shaped bamboo must also be a treasure, and if you are lucky, it might be made into a 'ghost-killing stick'."
"So powerful, then I..."
Liao Wenjie originally wanted to throw ten baskets of copper coins at Uncle Jiu's face in exchange for jade seeds, but he was not sure whether he could bring the things back to the original world, so he gave up in frustration.
It was just a stick for beating ghosts. When he got rich later, he would buy eighteen sticks and tie the rope into two nine-section whips. One would be used daily and the other would be stored in the warehouse to collect dust.
"Master, if you place jade seeds in a bamboo forest, the bamboos won't turn into banshees, right?"
"No, with me watching, there are so many goblins."
Uncle Jiu happily wiped the dirt off his hands, went to the owner of the house to tell him the details, and wrote a prescription for nourishing the body among his many thanks.
The owner's brother has suffered too much loss and has damaged his foundation. It will be difficult to make up for it, so he can only do his best.
Liao Wenjie silently wrote down the prescription. He had no other intention. He just thought that this was a way to make money, and maybe someone destined to use it would use it in the future.
On the way back to the monastery, he asked Uncle Jiu about the potency of the medicine and the condition of the disease, and how he could accurately prescribe the right medicine to avoid worsening of the condition due to lack of supplementation.
Uncle Jiu talked eloquently and analyzed Liao Wenjie in detail, and told him frankly that although there are no differences in medical skills, he is not a miracle doctor. He does not have a deep understanding of medical skills. He is far from being able to cure all diseases. He can only cure all diseases. Treat common colds.
However, because he has rich experience in catching ghosts and eliminating demons, he is very good at treating some 'strange diseases', which are diseases caused by ordinary people encountering ghosts and encountering evil spirits.
Liao Wenjie nodded repeatedly after hearing this. He stayed with Uncle Jiu for the first half of the night, talking about the topic of 'strange diseases' the whole time, and felt that he had benefited a lot.