Chapter 103 Counting Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (Additional update for the leader ‘Pei Butu Dog’)

Chapter 103 Counting Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (Additional update for the leader ‘Pei Butu Dog’)

At noon, Liao Wenjie and the others left after eating at the village chief's house. Uncle Jiu wanted to try his luck, so he took Qiu Sheng to the abandoned big house. He couldn't find the two vampires. It would be good to find clues about their hiding place.

Uncle Jiu and Qiu Sheng went to the abandoned big house, and Liao Wenjie returned to the monastery to prevent vampires from suddenly killing and injuring several nuns.

Uncle Jiu's considerations were reasonable, but vampires came out during the day, which sounded very unreliable.

Back at the convent, the nuns had already finished lunch and started a day of heavy repair work. In terms of the progress of the project, it would take three to five years to have no time at all.

Good thing, if you don't give them some physical work to squeeze out their energy, who knows what will happen if these women get together.

Liao Wenjie took the initiative to help and asked: "Dean, how much do you know about the deeds of vampires? If possible, can you tell me about it?"

Liao Wenjie is no stranger to vampires, but his sources of information are mainly film and television works. From the first horror film Night Boss, to the later fantasy film Nobles of the Night, and finally to the idol film all handsome men and beauties.

It has strong commercial elements and has no reference value.

"Legends about blood-sucking creatures can be traced back thousands of years. In the myths of ancient Roman civilization, there are images of devils that suck human blood, which laid the foundation for early vampires..."

"Wait a minute, that's not what I want to hear. It's too scientific. Please hold the cross and reorganize the language."

Liao Wenjie couldn't help complaining, you're just playing religion, why are you going to get closer to science while you're acting?

"Daozhang Liao, if you want to inquire about the devil, I suggest you not do so."

The dean held the cross and sincerely warned: "Too much curiosity is not a good thing, especially curiosity about the devil. We should stay away from disasters as much as possible instead of actively contacting it."

"Ok, I understand, I won't ask anymore."

Liao Wenjie was convinced. He felt that the dean was hiding some illnesses and refused to treat them. He said with a troubled face: "But dean, you have to tell me what vampires are afraid of, so that I can prescribe the right medicine, don't you think?"

"Bible, holy water, cross, holy tablets, wooden wedges, lilies, garlic, silverware, sunlight, flame..."

The dean thought for a while and reported a lot of things that vampires were afraid of, including religious contract items and items that ordinary people could easily get.

In a word, the number of vampires is rare, mainly because of the difficult living conditions.

"Oh, by the way, spreading rice grains on the roof and ground can also drive away vampires."

"Rice grains?"

Liao Wenjie was stunned for a moment. The zombies in the east are afraid of glutinous rice, and the vampires in the west are afraid of garlic rice. He understands this truth, but what is the operation of rice grains?

The dean explained: "Vampires have compulsive counting disorder. They will keep counting rice grains when they see them. They will leave after counting until dawn."

Liao Wenjie: (￣￣;)

What kind of silly setting is this? Do vampires have no face?

"Dean, I believe in crosses and garlic, but is this statement about obsessive-compulsive disorder reliable?"

Liao Wenjie imagined a scene in his mind. It was a dark night and the wind was high. Outside the lady's window, a vicious vampire lay on the ground several meters with his butt stuck out. It was daybreak before he finished counting. He threw his cloak angrily and left angrily, indicating that the matter was not over yet and he would come back at night to continue counting.

The picture is so outrageous that it’s unbearable to look at just thinking about it.

"You can try it. It's very popular in Europe to use rice grains and garlic to drive away vampires. It's hard to say how effective it is."

The dean's expression suddenly became serious: "Under normal circumstances, our church will recommend that everyone pray sincerely and use Bibles and crucifixes to drive away vampires. It doesn't matter if you don't believe it. The Lord is merciful. You can buy holy cards and holy water in the church. The contract object has been blessed and is the nemesis of monsters.”

Got it, let’s go buy rice now!

Liao Wenjie turned around and left. He had already understood what was going on. There are two ways to cure vampires in Europe.

Ways to have money and ways to have no money.

…

Two hours later, Liao Wenjie pulled a carriage and transported three bags of glutinous rice from the village chief's house.

He has no hair on his lips and his words have no influence. It would be different if he was named Uncle Jiu. When the village chief heard that Uncle Jiu wanted glutinous rice, he immediately ordered him to go down and prepare three bags as quickly as possible.

In fact, ordinary rice will also work. After all, vampires are hungry for the quantity, not the rice itself. But Uncle Jiu was a bit rigid, and explaining to him the difference between zombies and vampires was too hurtful, so Nuomi would be fine.

Just then, Uncle Jiu and Qiu Sheng also came back, and behind them there was a carriage filled with more than a dozen bags of glutinous rice.

Liao Wenjie: "..."

"Ajie, it seems that you and I want to go together again."

Uncle Jiu saw clearly the glutinous rice on Liao Wenjie's car and nodded with a smile. There were only three bags, which was much less than what he had on his car.

"Uncle Jiu, where did you drag this cart of glutinous rice from?"

"In the morning, some villagers went to Renjiazhuang to buy things. I asked him to help go to Yizhuang and asked Wen Cai to find Master Ren and deliver five bags of glutinous rice to the village. As a result...as you can see, Master Ren is too polite. .”

In just one sentence, he was full of self-promotion and boasting. Liao Wenjie just pretended that he couldn't hear it, and the three of them started throwing rice around the monastery.

"Director Lin, it would be too wasteful to spill such good rice on the ground. If it is to expel vampires, there is no need to do this." The dean stepped forward to stop Uncle Jiu, saying that it is a shame to cherish food and waste it.

Uncle Jiu explained to her for a long time, saying that this was not a waste, and that glutinous rice had miraculous effects on zombies. The dean took the words. She had three bottles of holy water in her hand, which had been blessed and could be used to deal with vampires.

What is holy water? Can it kill zombies?

Uncle Jiu shook his head in disbelief, and the two chatted with each other. In the end, Qiu Sheng spent money to buy three bottles of holy water.

Qiu Sheng: "..."

That’s not right, why did you pay for it so stupidly? This is wrong!

"Master, I..."

"Shut up, you believe whatever others say. Fortunately, you are still a Taoist priest and you don't have any confidence at all. Stay aside and don't wander around in front of me. I will panic when I see you."

Uncle Jiu was very angry and kicked Qiu Sheng away. This time he was really angry, and Qiu Sheng grimaced in pain.

"Brother Jie! Brother Jie!"

Looking at Liao Wenjie who was hard at work throwing rice, Qiu Sheng's eyes lit up and he sneaked over: "Don't tell Master, I'll show you a good treasure."

"???"

Something's wrong with you!

"Look, I spent a lot of money to buy fresh holy water from the dean."

Qiu Sheng raised his eyebrows and said proudly: "It is said that it has been blessed by a certain big shot. It can not only bring blessings and cure diseases, but can also be used to exorcise evil spirits. If you encounter a vampire, just throw it in their face. It is better than any other charm."

"The dean also does business. Isn't she a nun?"

"Oh, she lacked money to buy wood, so she had to sell her magical weapons. I saw that it was not easy for her, so I was very compassionate and bought them all."

"So, what are you talking to me about?"

"Brother Jie, I'm thinking that we have a good relationship, so I have to share the good things with you. That's good, I'll sell you a bottle at a lower price, and the losses will be mine."

Qiu Sheng put on the serious face of the dean: "Of course, if you feel that one bottle is too little, two bottles are not enough, or three bottles are just right, I can sell them all to you."

"Qiu Sheng..."

"Brother Jie, tell me, how many bottles are you going to buy?"

"A bottle of..."

"You're so rich that you just bought a bottle?"

“I won’t buy a bottle!”

Liao Wenjie shook his head and cast a retarded look at Qiu Sheng: "Not to mention whether the holy water is effective or whether the money is worth it, let's just assume it is effective. But have you ever thought about it, when the vampire appears, we will completely You can borrow it directly in the name of subduing demons, why should you pay for it? People are stupid or have more money?"

Hearing this, Qiu Sheng regretted it so much that he even wanted to die: "Brother Jie, please do me a favor and buy a bottle. Just one bottle. I spent all my month's wages on it. If you don't help me, I'll have to Eating steamed buns for half a month."

"It's so funny. It's better for you to eat steamed buns than for me to eat steamed buns. Get out of here and don't stop me from doing my business."

Liao Wenjie waved his hand to Qiu Sheng to stay away, and added by the way: "Remember to keep the holy water well. When the vampire shows up, I will lend you two bottles."

"Return?"

"Hmph, they say that you have conquered demons and eliminated demons. Fortunately, you are still a Taoist priest. Can you have a spirit of self-sacrifice for others!"

"..."

Qiu Sheng rolled his eyes and left, thinking about how to throw holy water on the vampire's face when he met him, and pray that it would be effective. In this case, he could ask Uncle Jiu to deduct the cost from his wages.

After Qiu Sheng left, Liao Wenjie climbed up to the roof, scattered the last bag of glutinous rice, and looked thoughtfully at the little nuns working in the distance.

On the surface, he scorned holy water, but in fact he had many ideas. However, having ideas did not mean that he was being taken advantage of. The price of these three bottles of holy water was obviously at a premium.

"Alas, we are betraying our lust again..."

Looking at the five innocent little nuns, Liao Wenjie shook his head and sighed. He was forced by current events and had no choice but to conquer demons.

…

It was night, the village was silent, the wind blew through the forest, and there was no other movement.

Crash---

There were swarms of bats, and two black figures were hidden among them, flying through the air on the top of the trees, like martial arts masters, as light as a swallow, and so fast that they were hard to see with the naked eye.

Father Yan and his lover Anna, two vampires who reunited after many years.

Some time ago, Father Yan was dug out of the ground by Hook Nose. He agreed to the sentence that people who disagree with each other do not agree with each other, and the two got into a fight over a disagreement.

One had just been resurrected and had no strength, the other had insufficient preparations and lacked effective means of restraint. He fought for a long time, and his results were all bad.

Hook-nosed ran away decisively. Before leaving, he uttered harsh words and claimed that he would go back to the mountain gate and call dozens of uncles and uncles to come and show off.

When Father Yan heard this, he didn't dare to chase after him. He knew the rules of China. After beating the younger ones, the older ones came, and there were even older ones behind them. It was like a hornet's nest and they couldn't be touched randomly.

He hurriedly dug out his lover Anna who was buried deep in the ground, ran away overnight, and lived in the mountains and forests for several days.

During this period, Father Yan sneaked back once and stood outside the village without daring to go in. It was not until Anna recovered today that she dared to return to the village again.

There was one thing that Uncle Jiu got right. Father Yan and Anna were very obsessed with the village. Because the tragedy was unforgettable, both of them dreamed of destroying the monastery to vent their anger, then rebuild the villa on the mountainside, raise hundreds of blood bags in the village, and live the aristocratic life of a serious vampire.

Because the situation changed and there was someone behind the hooked nose, they decided to play it safe, settle for the next best thing, destroy the monastery and leave.

Black clouds of bats floated over the monastery. Father Yan and Anna smelled the sweetness in the air, and their hearts beat wildly. It smelled like a girl, or a pure girl.

If that's the case, then they're not welcome!

The two stepped into the monastery, and then slowly squatted down. The millet grains were densely packed one after another, which made them feel depressed.

The blood is not in a hurry, it will be sucked later, the rice must be counted clearly.

"Master, what are those two guys doing lying down?"

When the two vampires arrived, Uncle Jiu, who was keeping watch at night, quietly woke up Liao Wenjie and Qiu Sheng. The three of them looked out the window. Two were confused, and one began to doubt life.

"this……"

Uncle Jiu thought for a while and gave a reliable reason: "Maybe it's a foreign feature and a way to remember the past. After all, the monastery means a lot to them."

"Master, you know so much."

"Stop talking nonsense, get your things ready, we will surround you in three groups, Ajie, you... Ajie, why are you so dazed?"

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For the additional update of the alliance leader "Pei Tugou", I would like to be the first to order, and I would like to ask for a ticket by the way. I don’t choose, monthly passes, monthly passes or monthly passes are all fine.