Chapter 104 Only novels need logic, reality does not need it at all (please confirm it for publicati
"Ajie, why are you in a daze?"
Uncle Jiu was very surprised to see Liao Wenjie staring out the window blankly, with an expression as if he had seen a ghost. He had always had the impression that Liao Wenjie was calm and always prepared, and it was rare for him to lose consciousness when he was surprised.
"No, it's nothing, I just feel..."
Liao Wenjie glanced out the window and confirmed that the two vampires were indeed within a few meters of each other. He said with emotion: "Someone told me before that logic is only needed in novels and not in reality. I was skeptical. Now it seems that reality is indeed full of absurdity."
It's unprovoked, where does this emotion come from?
Uncle Jiu didn't know why, so he didn't talk nonsense. He pointed to the black cloth bag on the bed: "Everything is equipped for you. Hurry up and put it on. We will surround you in three groups."
"There's no rush, let's wait until daybreak."
"Why is it dawn?"
"Uncle Ninth, you may not believe it, but those two vampires are..."
Liao Wenjie revealed that vampires have compulsive counting disorder: "Don't believe it. I thought it was incredible at first, but the facts are in front of us, so we can't help but believe it."
"To think something so outrageous could happen..." Uncle Jiu said with emotion that it had been a long time since we had seen each other.
"Brother Jie, do you plan to let the two zombies continue for a few meters and wait until daybreak when they are ready to leave?"
"Yes, it's safer this way. Even if we can't beat them, we can still hold the time firmly. Vampires are nocturnal creatures, and what they fear most is the sun."
Having said this, Liao Wenjie turned to Uncle Jiu and said, "Uncle Jiu, don't mind. It's not that I don't believe in your ability, but just in case. Last time when I was in Ren Mansion, the zombies escaped in the dark, and we didn't catch up. , it can’t happen again this time.”
"I see."
Uncle Jiu nodded. Liao Wenjie's words made sense, so he would not refute it.
The three of them held their breath and stood by the window watching the vampires for a few meters. They watched the vampires for half an hour. The more they saw the two vampires, the happier they were. Qiu Sheng said that he had never seen such a boring person in his whole life.
"They are no longer human. From a biological point of view, it is not surprising that they follow certain natures, even if they are a bit weird." Liao Wenjie put on the copper coin armor wrapped in black cloth, then draped the black cloth around his body and carefully touched it. outside the door.
There are two sets of copper coin armors sent by Wen Cai, one for each of Qiu Sheng and him.
"Ajie, where are you going?"
"When I went to the nuns' dormitory, I suddenly remembered that these women are too timid and loud. If there is any movement, our wait tonight will be in vain."
After saying that, Liao Wenjie quietly slipped out of the room under Qiu Sheng's envious and jealous gaze.
"Master, there are five nuns, and Brother Jie is just one person. It's not enough for them to share. How about I go too... Okay, just pretend I didn't say anything."
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In the nuns' dormitory, a slender figure in pajamas staggered open the door. Before he even set foot in the corridor, a big hand covered his mouth from behind and dragged him into the darkness.
"Uuuuuu——"
"Don't make a sound, it's me."
"Woooo..."
Liao Wenjie ignored the struggle of the girl in his arms and pointed to the ground in the distance. Under the night light, two vague figures were lying on the ground, doing something unknown.
"Listen, vampires are coming to your door. If you don't want to be discovered by them, just keep your mouth shut and don't talk."
After saying that, he saw the girl in his arms nodding repeatedly, and warned again: "I let go, but don't make a sound, otherwise you will disturb them and your life will be at risk!"
The moment Liao Wenjie withdrew his hand, the girl covered her mouth with both hands. Although she looked panicked, she was extremely obedient and did not make any sound.
"Hey, Xiaohuan, it turns out to be you."
Liao Wenjie pointed to the dormitory: "No more nonsense. Go in and wake everyone up quietly. Remember, come one by one. I will cover my mouth and you will be responsible for explaining clearly."
"Uh-huh."
In the dormitory, after a day of physical labor, all the nuns were sleeping like dead pigs, and two of them were even snoring.
Xiaohuan led the way, taking three steps and looking back. He called her a traitor. No one would refute her.
The first one to be woken up was the dean. When he woke up, Liao Wenjie covered his mouth. Then he looked at Xiaohuan next to him. A bunch of messy things were filled in his mind in an instant. He closed his eyes sadly and felt that the sky was falling.
After learning the details, the dean was extremely ashamed. She was guilty and had a dirty mind.
Afterwards, several little nuns were woken up one by one. They all huddled together and shivered when they saw clearly the scene under the moonlight through the cracks in the window.
"Dean, Uncle Jiu, Qiu Sheng, I, and I are ready to take action before dawn. Look at the nuns. No matter what happens, don't leave this room or make any noise."
Liao Wenjie whispered and continued: "Also, if you have any blessed contract objects on you, keep one or two for self-defense, and give the rest to me. They will come in handy against vampires."
"Daozhang Liao, take this cross. It's made of silver. When I came to the village, the bishop personally entrusted it to me. It's a rare holy object."
The dean took out the cross and the holy card from under the pillow. After thinking about it, he left the holy card for self-defense and gave the more powerful cross to Liao Wenjie.
"That's it?"
"..."
It looks like it's gone.
Liao Wenjie nodded and carefully left the dormitory. Before leaving, he reiterated that he must not make any noise before dawn.
"But……"
Xiao Huan struggled, her voice so low that it was almost inaudible: "I'm so anxious that I can't bear it any longer."
Upon hearing this, several other little nuns also felt something. Unlike Xiao Huan, they were scared.
You guys, you don't go to the toilet in the morning and you don't go to the toilet in the evening. You have to wait until the ghost comes to your door before you take off your pants. What a waste!
"Bear it, it's inconvenient for little fairies. If you can't help it, you'll wet the bed... remember to keep your voice down."
Liao Wenjie said angrily that he had never been used to people like this who ignored the occasion.
After she left, the abbess took out the Bible and led the five nuns to pray silently to calm their fears.
After all, she also wanted to make it easier.
"There is no need to be afraid. This is a test given to us by the Lord. As long as you strengthen your faith, you can survive this calamity without any danger."
The dean thought for a while and said cautiously: "By the way, take out the holy cards on your body so that you can protect yourself if something unexpected happens."
"..."x5
The five little nuns looked at each other and lowered their heads in shame.
The dean's heart skipped a beat and he hurriedly said, "What's wrong? Where is your holy card?"
"Dean, this afternoon, Brother Jie said that he admired the glory of the Lord and wanted to see holy objects to open his eyes. I...I lent it to him."
"What a coincidence, so am I."
"Brother Jie told me the same thing. He also said that if you don't say thank you for the kindness, I won't thank you and treat me to delicious food another day."
"He said he would buy me clothes..."
"..."
Dean: (Benefit)
It's over, this monastery is over.
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On the other side, Liao Wenjie carefully lurked and returned.
The two vampires were very patient, but Uncle Jiu couldn't resist, so he sat cross-legged on the ground and meditated. Qiu Sheng was on guard, still muttering that he had never seen such a boring zombie.
You are much more boring than them!
Liao Wenjie complained in his heart, and looked at Uncle Jiu to indicate that the nun had already taken care of it, and everything was ready just waiting for dawn.
"Brother Jie, it's just a notification, why did it take so long...such a short time?" Qiu Sheng leaned over with a vulgar look on his face, winking as if he had seen through the truth.
"Stop talking nonsense, I am a nun, just like a nun, I must abide by the rules and precepts." Liao Wenjie rolled his eyes at Qiu Sheng and took out two bottles of holy water from his arms, acting as if he was taking it for granted.
"Brother Jie, what are you doing? I paid for this."
"In exchange for something, I also have a good treasure for you to see."
Liao Wenjie took out two holy cards from his pocket: "Don't say I bully you. A holy card is exchanged for a bottle of holy water, which is very effective in dealing with vampires."
"What is the holy card?"
"If you can't explain it in a few words, just use it as an amulet to exorcise evil spirits."
Liao Wenjie knelt down, took out two more holy cards from his pocket, and tied them around Uncle Jiu's waist: "Don't think it's hard to use the amulet I asked for from the foreign temple. Just treat it as a decoration."
"Ajie, you gave us everything, what do you use?"
"My iron cloth shirt has been trained to the point where it is invulnerable to swords. Even if I am scratched twice by a vampire, it will be fine. And I also have this..."
Liao Wenjie took out the last holy card from his pocket and hung it on his waist. He also took out a lot of rings and a cross: "I just asked for the cross from the dean. These rings were borrowed from the village chief's house. They are silver. , That old boy is really rich, he must have been in the fish and meat village these years."
After saying that, he picked up Uncle Jiu's right hand, made a few gestures, and reluctantly put on the two rings.
Uncle Jiu's fingers were too thick, and he could only put on four rings on both hands. He and Qiu Sheng didn't have such troubles, and it was easy to wear four rings on one hand.
Just like that, there were seven or eight silver rings left. Liao Wenjie thought for a while, straightened the remaining rings and put them in his pocket.
There was something Liao Wenjie didn't say. When he borrowed the ring, he named it in the name of Uncle Jiu.
Anyway, Uncle Jiu wouldn't mind if he said it, and would praise him for his thoughtfulness. Liao Wenjie didn't think he was a face-saving person, and it didn't matter whether he heard good things or not, so he simply stopped saying it.
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Who once said that the flow of time is relative. If a man sits next to a beautiful woman for an hour, it will feel like only one minute has passed. But if you let him sit on the stove for a minute, he will feel that an hour has passed.
The same principle applies to the monastery tonight. The nuns' faces were pale every second. Liao Wenjie and the other three were nervously waiting for their prey. It felt like they had been waiting for more than a day. Only two vampires had no sense of time. They were so addicted that they couldn't extricate themselves. They completely forgot the purpose of coming to the monastery.
When the sky lit up slightly, Father Yan stood up suddenly: "Ana, stop counting, this is a trap, we have fallen into a trap!"
"Where is the trap? Why didn't I see it?"
"Let's go, it's getting dark, and we'll take care of them at night."
Father Yan looked in the direction of the nuns' dormitory, his eyes cold and full of sarcasm, as if he saw several nuns trembling.
"Okay, come over tonight and continue counting."
Anna regretted. For the first time, she knew that counting was also a pleasant thing.
Bang!
The wooden door of the lounge was kicked open, and Uncle Jiu stepped out with a wooden sword, followed closely by Qiu Sheng.
Liao Wenjie was away and took the back road.
When Leng Buding saw two tasteless Taoist priests, Father Yan was startled. After careful observation, he sneered and felt relieved.
Including the sneaky one behind, there were only three Taoist priests in total, which was nothing to be afraid of.
"Anna, leave quickly and come back to deal with them at night!"
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