Chapter 576 Dogs and humans are best friends

Chapter 576 Dogs and humans are best friends

After being severely beaten, he unexpectedly became a top-notch master. Zhizunbao became very ambitious and believed that he was destined to do so. From now on, dominating the martial arts world is no longer a dream.

Then the second boss poured cold water on him, saying that Chun Sanniang was not dead. Not only was she not dead, she was not a human, but a spider spirit, because she was exposed to the incense.

The second master vividly described the scene at that time, and swore to God in the name of the second master that Chun Sansanniang was the spider spirit who had just made a scene in the village. Otherwise, there is no way to explain that there was so much commotion outside, but Chun Sanniang slept like a dead pig and didn't react at all.

The second master witnessed it with his own eyes, but Zhi Zunbao dismissed it. How could a nonsensical person like him believe the second master's well-founded analysis.

If Chun Sanniang is a monster, then who does Liao Wenjie, who fought her back and forth, count?

Immortal?

Impossible, he is so handsome, there is no reason why all the good things should happen to him alone.

If it's not a god, it can only be a monster.

Even more impossible!

A person must have B-numbers. Zhizunbao only believes in one truth. Wuyue Mountain is so poor that it is not worthy of attracting so many monsters. So, in retrospect, Liao Wenjie and Chun Sanniang are not monsters, they are just capable of fighting.

Fortunately, he is also very good at fighting now.

"Second Master, how many times have I told you that women are the most taboo when traveling in the world. I asked you to kill Chun Sanniang, but you refused to let it go. You also pushed and pushed her and spread rumors that she was a monster and as lustful as you. What will you do in the future? My second boss?"

"No, Gang Leader, she is really..."

"Shut up, it doesn't matter if she is a monster or not. I have accomplished a great feat today, so I should use her blood to establish my authority. You all will stand aside later, and no one is allowed to come up and hold me back."

Zhizunbao took the step of disowning his relatives and asked everyone to follow him towards the black shop. The first battle to be promoted to a first-class master must be bold and powerful, and must not be low-key. It must be done under the watchful eyes of the onlookers.

Liao Wenjie swayed to catch up. The bad relationship between Zhizunbao and Bai Jingjing was about to begin. He was determined to verify whether the two fell in love at first sight because of lust, or whether there was someone behind the scenes who was adding fuel to the fire.

…

Black shop.

Zhizunbao waved his hand and asked the second master to stand at the door. Then he took a powerful pill, loosened his belt and walked into Chun Sansanniang's room.

Liao Wenjie: "..."

Maybe it was because of the style of painting, but everyone in the Ax Gang had a vulgar temperament, and everything they did seemed like they were playing with colors, so he was never able to blend in naturally.

Not a stranger.

After waiting for a moment on the first floor, Zhizunbao nodded and bowed out and exited the door, using Liao Wenjie's previous propaganda to sell the concept, saying that although Wuyue Mountain did not have beautiful mountains and clear waters, the desolation of the desert was also unique and it was a rare summer resort.

Furthermore, if you are looking for a person with three moles on the soles of his feet, this matter will be covered by his Supreme Treasure.

"Gang leader, please stay."

Bai Jingjing pushed the door open and walked out. She glanced at the group of ugly ghosts downstairs and accurately found Liao Wenjie, who wanted to forcefully improve her appearance, but because there were too many ugly ghosts, she couldn't lead him, so he stood out from the crowd.

His eyes paused for a moment, and he looked away momentarily.

"Senior sister said, we don't know each other without fighting. The copper coins that were placed on your brothers' heads before are treated as a treat for everyone to drink." Bai Jingjing covered her mouth and laughed three times, turned around and walked back into the house.

This bitch doesn’t look like a good person!

A group of people looked at each other in confusion, wondering when the demon girl had multiplied by two. Then they looked at Zhizunbao, who looked like he was in mating season, and they all nodded in approval.

What a good couple.

"Gang Leader, you have such bad taste..."

"Beauty is in the bones, not the skin. What matters is the content. You are just superficial."

Zhizunbao stroked his beard and hooked Liao Wenjie's shoulder with his backhand: "Commander, you have been studying for a few years and you have ink in your stomach. Tell me quickly. I am greedy for her body. How can I put it tactfully?"

"Your body smells so good, I hiss, hiss, hiss."

"Damn it, I thought the military advisor was a cultured person, but I didn't expect that he is also a rough person like me."

"Gang leader, even though your mouth is covered with honey, it's your fault for peeking at me bathing."

Liao Wenjie slapped Zhizunbao's hand away and said seriously: "Listen to my advice, you are a person who wants to do big things, you must not be blinded by beauty."

"Cute girl, where are the cute girls?"

"..."

Liao Wenjie rolled his eyes, turned around and left the black shop. He tried his best to persuade her, but Zhizunbao refused to listen. He couldn't bear the temptation and wanted to take the dark road, missing an opportunity to change his destiny.

Also, I tried it out.

With his appearance and standing next to the Supreme Treasure, Bai Jingjing actually only glanced at it without taking a second look. His performance was intriguing and neither scientific nor reasonable.

If this enchantress is not blind, it can only mean that the flirting between the bitch and the man is written in the script...

But snap!

The moonlight turned from cold to hazy, the fog wrinkled on the path back to the backyard of the cottage, and the temperature dropped below zero in an instant.

Liao Wenjie glanced at the moon in the sky, then sniffed the lingering aura. No, it was demonic aura. He frowned and looked to the left and right.

A big spider, a skeleton, was surrounded.

"Two heroines, you didn't get any beauty sleep at night and came to block me on this lonely road...what do you want to do?"

Liao Wenjie raised his brows and said in annoyance: "Don't say it's me. I'm neither the Supreme Treasure nor the second boss. I have a very high vision."

"You are so sentimental that you don't show your virtue by pissing before you speak." Chun Sansanniang sneered.

"I knew you two had bad intentions and wanted to trick me into taking off my pants."

Liao Wenjie curled his lips, and the moment his eyes collided, a red light flashed in his eyes: "Stop dreaming, I have been walking in the world for many years, and I know very well what to do to protect myself. You have no chance. Especially this Spider-Woman, Instead of trying to trick poor people into taking off their pants, it is better to tighten your belt so that you don't get caught by a pig one day due to negligence."

"As expected, it was you who secretly attacked me, causing me to reveal my demonic aura and expose my real body."

Murderous intent surged in Chun Sananniang's eyes: "Tell me, who are you, this demon, and why did you come to Wuyue Mountain?"

"Senior sister, stop talking nonsense. What is his purpose? It won't be too late to interrogate him if he is caught!"

Bai Jingjing waved her hand and took out her long sword. She swept her cross arm and released hundreds of sword energy covering Liao Wenjie's position.

The dust stirred up, and countless large and small potholes appeared on the ground. Liao Wenjie's figure appeared a hundred meters away, flying towards the desert area in the distance.

"Hmph, let's see where you can escape!"

Bai Jingjing jumped up to catch up, and with a test move, she secretly said that it was rare for Chun Sanniang not to lie to her once. She was indeed so strong that it would not be a problem for them and the sisters to join forces today to capture Liao Wenjie.

Chun Sananniang followed closely behind, having the same idea as Bai Jingjing.

This is sure!

After the two people left, Liao Wenjie walked out from behind the haystack, the red light in his eyes dissipated: "Generally, you can go and play by yourself, I won't accompany you."

…

Rumble————

In the vast sea of ​​​​sand, Liao Wenjie stood with his hands behind his back, holding claws with five fingers, using the five elements technique to extract metal from the ground, quickly condensing a long sword, and sweeping down towards the two figures whizzing towards him.

Below the sea of ​​​​stars, a sword energy about tens of feet wide jumped out and spread all the way down, smoothing the undulations of the sand.

Chun Sananniang and Bai Jingjing avoided it in a panic, one flying into the sky and the other hiding on the ground, killing Liao Wenjie from two directions.

When you meet an opponent in chess, you will encounter a good talent. The three of them kill each other in a blinding manner, and it is difficult to tell the winner for a while.

As she continued to fight, Bai Jingjing discovered that something was wrong. According to Chun Sananniang, her skills were as good as those of Liao Wenjie. It was a 50-50 situation. So why was it that even after she was added in, they were still on par with each other?

Thinking of this, Bai Jingjing cast doubtful eyes on Chun Sananniang and got a look on the back of her head filled with disgust.

Why, don’t you have any points?

Bai Jingjing was so angry that she let go of her long sword and turned it into a rain of sword energy. She took out her personal weapon, the bone whip, and turned it into a 100-meter-long snake. It escaped to the ground and rushed to Liao Wenjie's feet.

Boom!

The sandbags bulged, and the yellow sand exploded and flew.

The giant white-bone python rushed out of the sand, opened its mouth to hold Liao Wenjie, and the snake body suddenly wrapped around him.

When the spell dissipated, Liao Wenjie's hands and feet were wrapped in the bone whip, and he was trapped in place, unable to break free.

"Demon Dao, if you don't reveal your identity, I will use the samadhi white bone fire to refine your true body!"

Bai Jingjing approached Liao Wenjie. Seeing that the cold threats were in vain, she waved her hands and fired out a ball of clear fire. Although the cold flames were not as high as the heat wave, the pain in the tarsal bones penetrated deep into the bone marrow, making it the most suitable for torture.

Bang!

The white smoke exploded, and Liao Wenjie's figure disappeared. Chun Sansanniang, who followed closely, threw out her double swords and directed the two sword lights to rush into the ground, driving Liao Wenjie out of the ground a hundred meters away.

There was another chaotic fight, and after half an hour, both sides used all their methods to kill everyone.

Bai Jingjing was quite embarrassed. Even though she was in a 50-50 situation, she was still 50-50. For a moment, she fell into doubts about Yaosheng and wondered how talented she was.

Chun Sansanniang was sweating coldly. A tie didn't mean anything, but she came to help and it was still a tie...

Junior sister is too good!

The two witches exchanged glances and said "not bad". As Haru Sansanniang waved her hand and created a spider web, the two of them ran away together and went back to the black shop to hug each other to keep warm.

In the face of strong foreign enemies, plastic evolved into ceramics, and the sisters immediately became affectionate.

Awkward night, dead silence.

Following a blind man's scream, the two demon girls felt like they were facing a formidable enemy. They were shocked to hear that the source of the sound was the small courtyard of the Supreme Treasure. Bai Jingjing couldn't help but feel itchy and decided to take the risk to find out.

Chun Sansanniang had other ideas, so she formed a group with her and went out together to avoid the tragedy of being alone and captured.

After that, the shaved Zhizunbao was mistaken for a smelly monkey by Bai Jingjing, received a fire bomb, and was burned until he howled like a ghost. He was also scolded by an angry Bai Jingjing for losing his manliness without his beard.

Chun Sananniang looked at it thoughtfully. Although the Supreme Treasure did not have three moles on its feet, it was too similar to the smelly monkey. She would never believe it if the two people were not related at all.

Suspicious, she kicked open the second master's door, pushed him down on the bedside, used an electric eye to force him, and used the soul-transfer method to turn him into the second-fifth son.

One thing to say, this is a wrong move. Whoever is a bad teammate will be unlucky, and Haru Sananniang will definitely pay the price for it.

…

Bang bang bang! ! !

At dawn the next day, the door of Liao Wenjie's room was hammered loudly. He stopped meditating, stood up and opened the door. He sided to avoid the flying attack of Supreme Treasure, and raised his foot to hook him, tripping him and causing him to fall flat on his back.

"You are... oh, it turns out you are the leader of the gang. As I said, you changed from a kiwi fruit to a kiwi fruit. I didn't even recognize you at first."

Liao Wenjie curled his lips and continued: "However, you are the leader of a gang after all. I can't bear to give such a big gift at dawn."

"Military advisor, save me!"

Supreme Treasure stood up and grabbed Liao Wenjie's sleeves with tears in his eyes: "It's bad. I shaved my face and became as handsome as you, but Miss Jingjing actually didn't call me at all and said I was gone. I can’t feel my beard at all, did I mess up my hair?”

"Gang leader, be confident. Miss Bai just wants to be ordinary friends with you. You still have something to do."

"That's nonsense. She scolded me and said I looked like a monkey. This wasn't rejection, it was humiliation. How can we be friends?"

“Dogs and humans are best friends.”

"..."x2

After a brief silence, Zhizunbao squeezed out two tears: "Commander, I treat you like a close friend, which is even worse than my first love. Why are you hurting me like this?"

"I'm not hurting you, this is Miss Bai's intention."

Liao Wenjie shrugged: "For women, there are two types of men, one is a dog, and the other is a dog man. If you have no chance to be her dog man, then you can only be a dog."

Damn, what you said makes so much sense!

Zhizunbao was speechless, but he was determined not to give up. As long as he could lick it, there was no harm in being a dog.

He insisted: "Military advisor, you are a senior in the ring of prostitutes and thieves. You have been in the industry for many years and have not been arrested yet. Can you teach me the two unique skills of squeezing the bottom of the box so that I can use them to change Miss Jingjing's mind?"

"Why don't you try to shed blood to identify your master?"

"Commander, please be serious. I am very serious. I even shaved off my beard."

When a slovenly man starts to pay attention to his clothes, it means that he has activities tonight, but if he even shaves his beard, it means that it is not just tonight, but this activity will continue for a long time.

It can be seen that Zhizunbao did not lie, he was indeed serious.

"Commander, I swear to God, my true love has appeared."

Zhizunbao said with a serious face: "When I first saw Miss Jingjing, my heart was beating wildly. It's unmistakable. It's true love. You should understand this feeling."

How rare, who hasn’t had hundreds of true loves in his life?

"Gang Leader, the most important thing in a man's life is true love. If this is your first time feeling this way, it means you have seen too few beauties."

Liao Wenjie patted Zhizunbao on the shoulder and tried to give him another hand: "As for the best experience in picking up girls, I do have a unique skill that can hit the bottom of the box. This trick requires talent, and I can't help you. You can't learn it, my helper."

"How do you know I can't learn it if you don't tell me?"

"Honey trap!"

Liao Wenjie pointed at his face, and spoke out the advanced skills of picking up girls: "Honey trap → play hard to get → wait for the rabbit → wait for work → mainly turn against the customer, and when necessary, you will also pull the sheep and escape the golden cicada. Do you understand?"

“Hissssssss——”

Zhizunbao blinked, maybe he understood, but he didn't fully understand.

"Military advisor, please elaborate. I have a feeling."

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Liao Wenjie sighed: "That's easy. I never rely on skills to pick up girls, because I rarely use them. I just rely on my face."

He pointed at his face again, wondering why: "Before I opened the bath, the other party had already opened the bath, so they are the ones bathing me every time. I don't have to do anything. No, I just sit back and enjoy the ride."

"It's true or false, I don't believe it!"

"Believe it or not, it's up to you. Anyway, I don't have to do anything. I'll just let them figure it out on their own. If necessary, I'll keep refusing. Only when I really can't refuse will I give them a little sweetness out of compassion."

Liao Wenjie looked up at the sky and said lonelyly: "Under normal circumstances, I don't talk to girls easily, because as soon as I open my mouth, they want to have their kidneys removed. You don't understand this kind of talent, help others. Go and ask others."

"Impossible, I don't believe you don't have any skills at picking up girls, you just don't want to teach me!"

"Gang leader, my skills are all tied up in the iron chain. How to manage time is what we should consider. This..."

Liao Wenjie glanced at Zhizunbao and said with nostrils: "The gang leader is alone and has no need for such profound knowledge. When you have two true loves, come and ask me for advice!"

"..."

Supreme Treasure stood there for a moment, cursed and left.