Chapter 577 I’ve been doing this for a long time
The sun is blazing, the sand is yellow, and the wind is blowing hot dust.
A group of merchants were walking on the gravel ground. They were frightened by the rumors in the world that the local bandits and bandits were not only wretched but also despicable. They were a disgrace to the industry. Therefore, this group of outsiders walked in a hurry and looked quite wary.
However, it was of no use. When it came to bullying, the Ax Gang was professional, so this group of people was still robbed.
Zhizunbao walked out with an ax and followed Bai Jingjing's instructions to check the soles of the feet one by one, looking for people with three moles.
Powered by the power called love but actually in estrus, Zhizunbao was full of energy today. He personally took charge of the rear during several charges, letting the second master take the lead.
Finally, his hard work paid off and he was lying in the grass and sleeping in. He was woken up by a bunch of grapes falling from the sky.
The grapes actually pooped in the place where the bird did not poop. Zhizunbao couldn't figure out the reason even if he thought about it, but this did not affect him to continue licking. After returning to the village, he asked the blind man to wash the grapes clean, and then asked Bai Jingjing to inform only Bai Jingjing. A person just sits in the house and waits for the beauty to come to his door.
"It's not too much to eat such a big bunch of grapes for three to five hours, right?"
"It's already dark after eating. The Ax Gang is a den of bandits after all. It's not safe for Miss Jingjing to walk alone at night. I'll keep her here overnight for personal protection. Isn't that too much?"
"A man and a woman live together in the same room, and there will inevitably be some friction in the palm-sized area. If I were worse than a beast, she would definitely be embarrassed, so... being a beast thirty or fifty times a night, isn't that too much?"
Supreme Treasure: ()
"Quack quack——"
Three seconds later, the laughter stopped abruptly. The Supreme Treasure fell from the Peach Garden to the Herb Garden. He looked at the empty fruit plate in shock, and his whole body felt bad.
"Damn it, where are my grapes? There's such a big plate of grapes!" Zhizunbao picked up the empty bowl and looked inside and out three times, his forehead gradually covered with sweat.
No more, the grapes are gone.
"No, don't panic, the process is not important, the important thing is the result..."
Zhizunbao wiped the cold sweat from his head and told himself to stay calm. What Bai Jingjing cares about is him as a person, not some sour grape. If he takes off his pants and accuses a deer of being a horse, Bai Jingjing will accept it calmly.
Just as he was thinking about it, a man emerged from under the table. He had a bald head and a white beard, holding a whisk that was half bald. He was wearing a white robe and had a round face with a kind smile.
Ancestor Bodhi.
Facing the dumbfounded Supreme Treasure, Patriarch Bodhi shook the water stains on his body and introduced himself with a smile: "Gang leader, you must have seen it from my demeanor. Yes, I am Patriarch Bodhi. He is a god."
"Hetui!"
Without saying a word, Zhizunbao spat out his saliva and said angrily: "If you say you are a god, then you are a god. I also said that I am the Jade Emperor. Please be wise and hand over my grapes quickly, otherwise the gang leader will keep his word." Xin, if I say I’ll kill your whole family, I’ll kill your whole family!”
"Don't get excited, Gang Leader. I can't give you the grapes, because I am the bunch of grapes you brought back."
Patriarch Bodhi swept his whisk away and said with the expression of a worldly master: "I also know that you don't believe me, Gang Leader. It's simple. As a god, I can fulfill your wish."
"real or fake?!"
The Supreme Treasure was doubtful and quickly accepted the nonsense. He raised his eyebrows and said, "No, you lied to me. Although I don't read much, I have read a lot of books about daydreaming. You gods can fulfill three wishes. Why did you come to me?" There is only one thing left here...say, have you withheld the wishes of my gang leader?"
"Gang leader, look at your crotch first, and then look at your money bag."
"???"
Zhizunbao didn't understand very well, but he still did as he was told. He raised his hand and touched the money bag on his waist. His eyes suddenly glowed with golden light. He then took out his pants, and his eyes suddenly brightened.
"Holy crap, he is indeed a living god, he looks so experienced!"
"Of course, I've been doing this for a long time."
Amid the compliments of the Supreme Treasure, Patriarch Bodhi closed the door, sat at the table and raised his hand to pour himself a cup of tea: "Gang leader, let's get straight to the point. Let's get straight to the point. I turned into a grape this time to save..."
"Wait a minute, let's get right to the point. Shouldn't you ask me about my third wish?"
Zhizunbao raised his hand to interrupt, and happily expressed his third wish: "Let Miss Jingjing fall in love with me, very much, very much. From now on, no matter whether you are born, old, sick or dead, whether you are rich or poor, you will only love me."
Money, women, and wealth are the three wishes of men.
"Gang leader, you can't do this!"
Patriarch Bodhi shook his head. As he said, he has been in the immortal business for a long time. The previous two wishes were purely a blind trick, using the common desire of human nature to prove his identity and avoid unnecessary embarrassment.
Therefore, he cannot help Zhizunbao realize his wish. Even if he could, he would not let Bai Jingjing fall in love with Zhizunbao.
"Why not?"
"The gang leader will understand after listening to what I have to say."
Ancestor Bodhi took a sip of tea and said calmly: "Bai Jingjing and Chun Sansanniang are monsters. I turned into a grape this time to save you."
"Tch, it would be weird to believe you."
Supreme Treasure curled his lips and firmly refused to believe it: "My sweetheart is so beautiful, how could he be a monster?"
"Gang Leader, it is precisely because you like to judge people by their appearance that monsters turn into handsome men and beautiful women."
Patriarch Bodhi took out a bronze mirror from his arms and said, "This is the mirror for looking at monsters. Whether Bai Jingjing is a monster or not? Facts speak louder than words. You can understand by looking at it."
Zhizunbao still didn't believe it, but out of the desire to have the first two wishes come true, he didn't refuse the demon-looking mirror. After taking it, he took a look at himself.
Supreme Treasure: ()b
"Fair and tender skin, handsome and stylish. God is really unfair. I am so handsome, what should other men do?"
Bang bang bang!
There was a knock on the door, and Zhizunbao, who was immersed in his own world, woke up. He didn't see Patriarch Bodhi on either side. He smelled the aroma coming in from the crack of the door and hurriedly rushed over to open the door.
Outside the door, Bai Jingjing had a slight smile on her face. In her smile, there were three parts rejection, three parts very busy, three parts you are a good person, and one part ambiguity.
Just look at the fan chart and you will know that she is an old goddess.
In fact, Bai Jingjing doesn't have any feelings for Zhizunbao, at least not now. She treats him aloof and distances herself while not forgetting to think of him. This is purely because Zhizunbao's face is so similar to that of a smelly monkey.
It doesn’t mean anything, I just feel good.
Her ex-boyfriend who once abandoned her is now asking her questions, even if it's fake, she feels comfortable watching her.
"Miss Jingjing, what a coincidence, I just want to visit you."
Zhizunbao leaned on the door with one hand and turned his face at a 45-degree angle. He had no idea that he had become a substitute that was worse than a spare tire.
Well, judging from his urine properties, it probably wouldn't matter if he knew it.
Only by enduring hardship can you achieve success. If you want to hold a controlling stake, you must invest, and investment means paying the price.
"The gang leader is joking, didn't you ask me to come over and eat grapes?"
"Ah this..."
Zhizunbao blinked and didn't know how to explain it for a moment. Just when he changed his shape and became concave, the bronze mirror in his hand reflected a skeleton.
She is white and slightly yellow in color. Although she has no expression, her clothes and movements are exactly the same as Bai Jingjing's.
Zhizunbao took a breath of cold air, his desire to survive came online, his hands were faster than his brain, and he closed the door with a bang: "Hahaha, I'm teasing you, you really believe it, where did the grapes come from this damn place."
Bai Jingjing: "..."
At a certain moment, she saw the strong monkey aura on the Supreme Treasure, which was smelly and mean, just...
Very popular with skeletons.
On Bai Jingjing's side, she was inexplicably teased by a licking dog, and left angrily. Zhizunbao closed the door, turned over the pots and pans, carefully squatted beside the chamber pot, and asked Patriarch Bodhi to come out quickly to conquer the demons.
"Gang Leader, do you believe it now?"
Ancestor Bodhi got out from under the bed, swept away the cobweb dust on his body with a whisk, and looked like a worldly expert: "So, do you still want Bai Jingjing to be loyal to you until death?"
"Well..."
Lao Sepi was hesitant, and he was still a little undecided for a while, thinking that if his wish came true, he could still rush a few times if he was reluctant to do so.
Ancestor Bodhi shook his head repeatedly: "Gang Leader, as I said before, the beautiful skin is just the appearance. Monsters are best at using skins to confuse people's hearts. As for the inside...you have seen it, there is only a skeleton left."
"makes sense."
Zhizunbao laughed in apology and changed the subject: "Miss Jingjing is a monster, and that evil woman Chun Sananniang is also a monster. The question is, why are there so many monsters on Wuyue Mountain?"
"They are waiting for Tang Sanzang to reappear in the world... This matter is highly confidential. I will only tell you one thing. Don't spread it."
Ancestor Bodhi looked around and whispered: "Five hundred years ago, Sun Wukong was eliminated by Guanyin. His master Tang Sanzang gave him a chance to reincarnate, and he exchanged one life for another. I hope this monkey You can change your past and become a good monkey.”
"What does this have to do with Wuyue Mountain?"
"It matters a lot."
Ancestor Bodhi solemnly said: "Five Mountains is Wuzhi Mountain. Their master and disciple will meet again here in this life. Those monsters got the information and came here specially to wait for Tang Sanzang to appear and take a bite of his immortal meat."
"No way. Where did Chun Sananniang and Miss Jingjing get such confidential information?"
"This is not important. What is important is to slay the demons. Those two monsters came prepared. You guys, gang leader, are just a bunch of ordinary people. The longer we delay, the worse it will be for you."
Speaking of this, Patriarch Bodhi took out two pieces of equipment from his cuffs: "These two Universe bags and a stack of invisibility charms. After you put on the invisibility charms, put the Universe bags on their heads while they are not paying attention. Go ahead, I'll cover you from behind."
Fortunately, you are still a god, and you are as cowardly as me!
Zhizunbao lamented that gods are just ordinary things, as unreliable as him, and listening to these words, you know that Patriarch Bodhi is probably no match for the two banshees head-on.
Gods are no match for him, and he still has an important mission, so he can't risk his life. He decides to protect the second master under the cover of Patriarch Bodhi and let him sacrifice his personal self to achieve his great self.
This plan works!
It can be done!
Just as he was thinking about it, Zhizunbao suddenly realized that he had forgotten something. He frowned and said, "Mother, there is a monster in the village that has been lurking for a long time. There are only two Qiankun bags, which are not enough!"
"And there are monsters?!"
Ancestor Bodhi counted with his fingers. He rolled his eyes and looked up at the Heavenly Spirit Cap without calculating. He said in confusion: "Gang leader, there are no more. There are only two. Who are the monsters you are talking about?"
"Axe Gang Strategist, that pretty boy has a face that makes men hate him and makes women wet him. I have long suspected that there is something wrong with his face."
Zhizunbao said with reason: "You just said that monsters are best at using skins to confuse people's hearts, so he must be a monster!"
"Well……"
Ancestor Bodhi blinked and comforted: "Gang leader, I can understand your mood, but in fact, he is really not a monster. Not only is he not, he is also a very powerful god. He passed by here just to watch the fun."
How unreasonable!
The Supreme Treasure was unhappy when he heard it. He couldn't swallow the sour breath in his mouth and said unconvinced: "What do you mean, it turns out that gods and monsters are all the same thing, and they are also good at using their skin to confuse people's hearts? Then why are you so ugly?"
"..."x2
Silence is a rational avoidance, leaving room for each other to relax.
After a while, Patriarch Bodhi told Mr. Zhizunbao to stop talking nonsense and make arrangements to defeat the demons without further delay. He himself would go to Liao Wenjie to find out more.
If possible, call in foreign aid and add a meal tonight. Not only will there be bone soup, but also charcoal-grilled octopus on the table.
…
"Master Liao, please don't blame me for disturbing you uninvited."
In the room, Liao Wenjie looked at Patriarch Bodhi who came to visit him. He looked up and down for a while, and a string of question marks floated across his forehead.
There was a question that he had wanted to ask a long time ago.
Why is this Bodhi not powerful at all, even if it can't defeat the Bull Demon King, but it can't even defeat the weak combination of Spider Spirit + White Bone Spirit?
Even the Grape Ancestor should not be so weak!
In Liao Wenjie's impression, Patriarch Bodhi, also known as Patriarch Bodhi, is definitely the hidden BOSS in Journey to the West. Considering the importance of 'Bodhi' in Buddhism, and considering the place name of 'Ling' Tai Fang Cun 'shan', and' With this naming method of "Wukong", it is very likely that the monkey teacher himself is the Buddha.
In comparison, Patriarch Bodhi taught through words and deeds, and what he taught the monkeys were all Taoist skills, so there was nothing to make a fuss about.
If one Dharma is accessible, then all Dharmas will be accessible. Is it strange that the Buddha knew how to master Taoism?
It’s not surprising that there are a few Taoist priests in Fengshen who immediately became Bodhisattvas as soon as they changed their profession!
With a strong foundation, he is a boss wherever he goes.
I digressed, but back to the topic, in short, in Liao Wenjie's perception, no matter how weak Bodhi was, no matter how much water was poured into it, it would only be a slap in the face to deal with the Bull Demon King.
Right now this one...
It should be a trumpet, and it is very likely that he is not very serious like his clone.
"Daozhang Liao! Daozhang Liao?!"
"I'm sorry, Senior Bo's forehead is too bright. The optical pollution made me distracted."
Liao Wenjie apologized, and then added: "It's too polite to say blame. The person who came uninvited is clearly me."
"Where there."
"you are welcome."
Liao Wenjie waved his hands repeatedly with a low attitude. He narrowed his eyes and looked at Patriarch Bodhi for a while, thinking about it in his mind.
There is a high possibility that this grape is Buddha's trumpet, why not...
Taking advantage of the weak trumpet and pretending not to know anything, wouldn't it be very exciting to have a big guy return the favor?