Chapter 578 I don’t want to bite this thing.
Sensing that Liao Wenjie's eyes were becoming increasingly unkind and that he had some vague evil thoughts, Patriarch Bodhi took two steps back without leaving a trace and stood by the door as if he could run away at any moment.
Try moving it!
If you touch me, I'll run away!
"Daozhang Liao, what do you mean? Are you teaming up with two demon girls and you also want to eat Tang Monk's meat?"
"Senior Bo, I'm too worried. I have little interest in Tang Monk's flesh. I've heard about Senior's name for a long time, and it's like thunder in my ears. When I saw him today... I'm a little itchy, and I want to ask for advice."
Liao Wenjie rubbed his hands and stepped forward, raising his brows: "Senior, please show mercy when we are duel. You are an expert and you shouldn't bully the juniors, right?"
Patriarch Bodhi stepped back continuously and arrived in the courtyard in a few steps: "Calm down, I don't know what you have heard, but I am sure that it is a boast I made before and cannot be taken seriously."
"I thought the senior had great magical powers, but I didn't expect that Braggart was also a good player. I'm even more impressed!"
Liao Wenjie followed him to the yard and was about to say something else. When he looked at the door, his expression changed: "Hey, Miss Chun, why are you here?"
Miss Chun, who is it?
Patriarch Bodhi didn't react for a moment. After thinking about it, he secretly thought it was bad and hurriedly turned around and looked outside the courtyard door.
It was completely empty, not even a spider leg could be seen.
It's going to happen!
A strong wind blew behind him, and there was a loud bang. Before he could turn around, Patriarch Bodhi squatted down with his head in his arms. His whole face wrinkled up in pain, and tears could not stop flowing down his face.
"It shouldn't be, there's no reason..."
"Maybe I really thought too much."
After confirming that it was a good start, Liao Wenjie gave it up and quickly returned to the house and closed the door behind him.
Regardless of whether this grape is Buddha's trumpet, he just thinks it is.
"Hey, you bastard, don't leave!"
Ancestor Bodhi bared his teeth for a while, then with his red head on his head, he began to hammer open the door of Liao Wenjie's room: "I'll beat you if I hit you, I'll make trouble of you if I make trouble, about subduing demons..."
"Senior Bo, I have made up my mind, let's go!"
"You have already decided what you want, and you haven't said what you want yet."
"Senior, there is no problem in subduing demons, but dealing with those two witches goes against my basic principles of life. You know me, I never hit women."
"..."
After hammering on the door a few more times and seeing no movement at all in the house, Patriarch Bodhi murmured some elegant and fragrant words and left the courtyard to find the Supreme Treasure.
"Hey, Bodhi Immortal, why did your forehead turn red? Did you dye your hair?"
"It fell, it fell."
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Next to the black shop, there is the canteen.
Originally, there was no canteen in the village. A group of rough men from the Ax Gang would have meetings or meals in the Juyi Hall, which was well-ventilated from all sides. It was known as a majestic and majestic hall.
But with the appearance of Bai Jingjing, Zhizunbao asked Da Niu and Er Hu to clean up a few broken rooms next to the black shop, spread hay, put tables and chairs, and barely built a canteen in order to please him.
A group of capable old men are still relying on the legacy of Heifeng Village decades ago. This shows how amazingly motivated they are.
The moon is on the branches, and the wind is getting colder.
The blind man led the people to serve the food, and then asked the remaining idlers to leave together. Spring Thirty-nine Lady was still worried, so she carefully checked tonight's food and made sure it was not poisonous before letting Bai Jingjing use her chopsticks first.
After a while, a group of shadowy Ax Gang members surrounded him from all directions, with their chests exposed and their vital parts tightly covered by the shorts made of invisibility charms.
After all, they are the Ax Gang. The upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked. A few sluts deliberately exposed half of it and blocked it, but not completely.
There is a saying, the details of the invisibility charm can only hide the body but not the clothes are very reasonable and scientifically rigorous. It not only highlights the magic of the spell, but also shows the shortcomings of the spell. There is no absolute invincibility in all magical powers and spells, and they are all still there. Within the five elements of yin and yang that are mutually reinforcing and restraining each other.
Unlike other shoddy mythological films and TV dramas, the heroine sticks an invisibility charm on her body and is done without taking off her clothes, which really fools the audience into thinking they are a fool.
Bai Jingjing was dumbfounded. Chun Sananniang got the second master's secret code and saw a small piece of paper with "invisibility charm" written on the bottom of the bowl. She coughed lightly and asked Bai Jingjing to wait and see what happened.
What Chun Sanniang didn't know was that because of the magic of ecstasy, the second boss changed his usual attitude of pushing back and blocking, and took a proactive attitude. Zhizunbao saw the flaw. Now the second boss was pretending to be Patriarch Bodhi.
After a series of farce + farce, mainly after Xiaobao was burned and beaten by a group of people, Patriarch Bodhi, disguised as the second boss, successfully trapped two demon girls with the Qiankun bag.
"The gang leader has good eyesight, the second leader really has a problem." After subduing the demon girl, Patriarch Bodhi was in a good mood, thinking that this should be a sure thing.
"This old boy, usually his penis is crooked when asked to do things. But he is so cheerful today, there must be something wrong." Zhizunbao put his hands on his hips, with a look on his face.
In fact, the problem is not the second boss's attitude, but his eyes. The second master, who was possessed by the soul-transferring technique, had extremely lewd eyes. He looked at the Supreme Treasure and found it difficult to control his penis. He seriously suspected that he and the blind man had swapped souls.
"Come here, drag that old boy up and throw him to the corner until dawn tomorrow."
"Hahaha----"
The canteen was filled with a cheerful atmosphere. Everyone was changing glasses and waiting to see the excitement of the second master. They didn't notice at all that the guard dog raised by the gang, a little native dog named 'Wangcai', was arching his nose. When he came to the Qiankun Bag, he opened his mouth to use the rope to grind his teeth.
"Wangcai, I don't want to bite this thing!"
Liao Wenjie ducked out from behind the corner, smiled, pinched the back of Wangcai's Destiny's neck, and lifted him up. Then a red thread popped out, capturing a large piece of braised pork for him to hold and chew.
It’s not a boast, but Lao Tie said there’s no need to ask, he did the right thing!
"Hey, military advisor, why are you here? It's rare to see you going out recently."
Zhizunbao chuckled, and his attitude has obviously improved a lot since he learned that Liao Wenjie was a god.
Because the god is not a human being, in this way, below the atmosphere, he is still the most handsome boy among the crowd.
"I was passing by and planned to go to the black shop to take a shower. I happened to see Wangcai trying to grind his teeth with the Qiankun bag."
Liao Wenjie pointed at the Qiankun bag containing the spider spirit and the white-bone spirit, frowned and said: "How can such dangerous things be left lying around? If two monsters run out, wouldn't your previous work be in vain?"
"That's right, I was careless." Patriarch Bodhi slapped his forehead, reached out and picked up the Qiankun bag and stuffed it into his arms.
There was no danger, everyone sat back down and continued to drink. When the mood came, they went to the corner to kick the master's feet and let the wine go crazy.
After three rounds of drinking, Patriarch Bodhi couldn't drink anymore. He left a message to see you later and stumbled out of the village.
boom! !
There was a loud noise in the air, and white artillery shells roared down from the sky, smashing through the wall of the dining hall and creating a human-shaped crater at the foot of the Supreme Treasure.
"This bald brother, your outfit looks familiar!"
The Supreme Treasure glanced at Patriarch Bodhi at his feet with a bruised nose and swollen face, and stretched out his hand to dig it out of the pit: "Bodhi Immortal, I told you not to fly around after drinking. Look at you, you fell like the second master."
"No, Gang Leader, I was beaten this time, and there was a very cruel monster outside." Ancestor Bodhi hesitated, winked at Liao Wenjie, and received a handsome and refreshing look on the back of his head.
"How ruthless, I have a bunch of brothers and two gods, what's there to be afraid of?"
After outsmarting the two banshees, Zhizunbao felt so proud that he waved his hand and asked everyone to copy the guy. Since there was no second master to take the lead this time, he specially assigned a blind man to escort the second master to the front.
It can be seen that even if he drinks too much horse urine and walks a little unsteadily, he is still the calm and cautious Supreme Treasure.
"Gang leader, this one is different. It's much more powerful than Haru Sansanniang."
Ancestor Bodhi stopped the Supreme Treasure and was about to say something else when suddenly the ground beneath his feet rumbled and shook. As the cottage wall courtyard was pushed down, a tall, dark and burly figure slowly appeared in everyone's eyes.
Equipped with horns, lion hair, animal face, and tusks, the person who came had a ferocious face, was ten feet tall, and held three steel forks that held up the sky. His body was extremely majestic.
Bull Demon King!
As he walked, demonic clouds spread in the sky. The full moon was far brighter than it. The dark demonic clouds covered the night sky with green lightning, and the sound of thunder made everyone tremble.
A group of people looked at the Bull Demon King with their mouths wide open. Judging from their physique, they knew that the new monster was much more powerful than the little monsters such as the spider spirit and the white bone spirit.
Looking at the farm tools in their hands, everyone dropped their weapons and the birds and beasts dispersed and ran away.
"Damn it, as expected of you, you slipped away so fast!"
Zhizunbao was scolding him as he ran away. He promised to be brothers, but in the end, these people actually ran away without calling him.
"Gang leader, give me a hand. My Bodhi root has been injured and I can't run fast." Patriarch Bodhi followed behind Supreme Treasure and stretched out his hand to tug on his sleeve.
"Get away from me. Escape is a matter for us mortals. Gods should subjugate demons and die to clarify their aspirations." Supreme Treasure ruthlessly pushed Ancestor Bodhi away, kicked him and used the force to increase his speed.
It’s very realistic!
boom! !
There was a loud noise, the ground shook, and everyone who was running became unsteady and fell onto their backs.
The Bull Demon King waved the three-strand steel fork, looked at the ancestor Bodhi who was dodging in the crowd, and said in a thunderous voice: "Bodhi, if you don't hand over Tang Sanzang today, you will die."
Ancestor Bodhi and Supreme Treasure fought over the grass, but were kicked out. With nowhere to hide, they could only bite the bullet and said: "Bull Demon King, don't think that I will be afraid of you because of your great supernatural powers. Where is Tang San?" , wouldn’t you see something so obvious for yourself?”
"Um?!"
The Bull Demon King swept across a group of bandits and robbers, and found the two most eye-catching pretty boys in the crowd.
Zhizunbao and Liao Wenjie.
The difference is that one has a whiter face in a literal sense, while the other has an unusually delicate and handsome appearance with a fair complexion.
"Smelly monkey, you bastard who seduced my second sister-in-law is indeed here!"
The Bull Demon King first stayed on the Supreme Treasure for three seconds, and then shifted his gaze to Liao Wenjie: "Hahaha, the reincarnated Tang Sanzang finally allowed me to find you."
Liao Wenjie: (一`一)
It's true that brother Yudi is very handsome, but the Tang Sanzang in this world has nothing to do with beauty. When the Bull Demon King said this, his stance on conquering demons suddenly became more firm.
Also, Patriarch Bodhi has kind eyebrows and kind eyes, and as expected, it turned out black after being cut open.
But having said that, the Bull Demon King in front of him seems to have only average abilities. He is at the level of an ordinary land god, and it would probably be enough to defeat a Hell King. If he goes all out, the Bull Demon King will die...
Directly to the finale, no need for the script?
Since you don't care, then I have nothing to be afraid of!
Thinking of this, Liao Wenjie put on a serious face, pointed at the Supreme Treasure and said to the Bull Demon King: "This tauren brother, you see clearly, I am not Tang Sanzang, he is ugly."
"Tang Sanzang, stop talking nonsense, I will kill and bleed you two masters and disciples today, starting with you!" The Bull Demon King held a three-pronged fork and walked toward Liao Wenjie with roaring strides.
"Brother Tauren, I confess, I am indeed not Tang Sanzang, but he is really the reincarnation of Sun Wukong, the bastard who cuckolded you."
Liao Wenjie tapped his toes on the ground and quickly moved towards the Supreme Treasure and Patriarch Bodhi. He continued to fan the flames amidst the support of the Supreme Treasure and said loudly: "If you want to kill him, you should start with him first. He told me two days ago that he was sleeping When you were my wife, you were doing all kinds of tricks, using a lot of postures, and even laughed at you for being a little cow, not useful in plowing the fields."
The sound was loud, like turning on a loudspeaker, and the small voice of Niu Zi, the Bull Demon King, echoed throughout the Wuzhishan Mountain.
"I'm so angry!"
The Bull Demon King was furious, his eyes were red and he was killing Liao Wenjie. Just by his dirty words, he was even more convinced that he was the reincarnation of Tang Sanzang.
"Holy shit, I treat him as a brother, but he lets me take the blame. Are all gods like this?"
The Supreme Treasure cursed and ran away, very angry at Liao Wenjie's frame-up. Looking at the ugly appearance of the Bull Demon King, one can imagine that the honor of his sister-in-law is not much better. It can be seen that even if his Supreme Treasure is the reincarnation of Sun Wukong, he will not sleep with the cow. The devil's wife.
"Gang Leader, don't talk nonsense. Gods are all very loyal. Taoist Master Liao is a relatively rare type. This is the first time I have seen it." Patriarch Bodhi followed closely behind the Supreme Treasure. He deeply hated Liao Wenjie's behavior and drew a clear line. , indicating that we are not all immortals.
It’s weird to believe you, you are not a good person either!
Over there, Liao Wenjie and the Bull Demon King officially fought. The battle became fierce in an instant, and the sky was shattered. The demonic clouds in the sky were shattered. The Supreme Treasure accelerated its pace and ran further and further away from the ancestor Bodhi, until they came to an uninhabited corner far away from the village.
"Hahaha----"
Zhizunbao was panting like a dead dog. He held his knees and looked at the razed cottage from a distance: "It's...fortunately, my gang leader is blessed with great fortune. His martial arts have improved recently and he can run ten times faster than before. Otherwise, ...definitely been involved in an unreasonable disaster.”
"The gang leader is indeed blessed with great fortune. His lucky escape this time is all due to the gang leader's incredible luck!"
Ancestor Bodhi took a breath for a while and raised his hand to give a thumbs up: "Guild Leader, look, this place is easy to defend but difficult to attack. The Bull Demon King only needs to deploy a team of troops, and you and I will become turtles in the urn. It can be said that we cannot escape with wings. As a result, here Nothing, what else could it be if it weren’t Hong Fu Qitian, the leader of the gang?”
"Hahaha, I'm not bragging. When it comes to running away, my gang leader has never been afraid of anyone in his life."
Zhizunbao laughed with his arms akimbo. After a moment, with a stiff smile on his face, he and Ancestor Bodhi huddled in the corner and were surrounded by a group of calf demons on three levels inside and three outside.
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