Chapter 586 Without facial features, who cares about your outlook on life?

Chapter 586 Without facial features, who cares about your outlook on life?

"Bodhisattva, given our friendship, if you ask, I will definitely not refuse. But acquaintances are acquaintances, and I am an outsider after all. The matter of Tang Monk and his disciples...I am a Taoist priest, so I am not suitable." Liao Wenjie shook his head, seriously doubting it. This Guanyin couldn't stand Tang Sanzang's nonsense, so he threw the blame on him.

But he also knew that it was okay to laugh at such immature ideas and not take them seriously.

Not to mention that Guanyin is a very serious kind of immortal in his mind, and his moral integrity is even higher than that of the abbot of Lingshan. Just because of the importance of the westward journey to Buddhism, Guanyin has no reason to leave the fate of Tang Sanzang and the monkey to him. He comes to cut it off.

Therefore, this sentence should be a warning, telling him not to mess around and ruin the script. Sister Guanyin is not a vegetarian when she gets angry.

"Donor Liao, monks don't tell lies. There are really important things in Luojia Mountain that need to be dealt with by this poor monk. I would like to ask the benefactor to help you. Don't worry too much and don't refuse." Avalokitesvara said politely.

Liao Wenjie: (一`一)

Listen to this, it is up to him to decide whether the monkey lives or dies...

do you mean this?

If this is the case, forgive his limited reading comprehension ability. This question is too difficult and he cannot do it.

A man knows himself, and Liao Wenjie knew very well what his situation was. With Guanshiyin's wisdom and the previous two encounters, he should have been able to see that his pit was bottomless. If he entrusted Tang Sanzang's master and disciple to him, only God knows what would happen. .

Moreover, given the context, he was locked up in a dark room for a while after slapping the Flying Bull Demon King, and it was made clear that he was not allowed to modify the script. But now, the script is given directly to him, and he can watch it play out, and the result will be whatever he wants.

To be honest, I was a little panicked.

Liao Wenjie smelled the smell of conspiracy. If Buddhist was willing to give up Sun Wukong as a double bonus stick, he must have found a better target.

who's that person?

Hiss, it’s terrifying to think about it!

"Bodhisattva, I think it's better for you to think about it again, otherwise..."

Liao Wenjie frowned: "Be safe, how about I look after the smelly monkey for you first, and then deal with him after you're done?"

"Almsgiver Liao, please forgive me for being entangled in trivial matters, but I will trouble you next." Guanyin did not answer directly, nodded with a smile, and disappeared from the spot.

The meaning is very simple. If Liao Wenjie is willing to wait, then just wait.

Liao Wenjie: (`;)

I understand, this Avalokitesvara is an undercover agent of the Taoist sect who broke into the Buddhist sect. He is currently being closed down and chosen to be the target of blame.

This is the only way, otherwise there is no way to explain it.

Liao Wenjie was muttering here, still thinking about the correct answer to the problem. Over there, Tang Sanzang quickly came to Zixia, squatted down and checked to make sure she was still alive, and then patted her gently. Shoulder.

"This female Bodhisattva, wake up quickly. It's time to go home for dinner."

Tang Sanzang said kindly: "You are sleeping in such an inelegant position in the wilderness, not to mention you don't even have a quilt. You are prone to colds, fevers and migraines. If my eldest disciple sees you, you will be killed." of."

Buzz buzz————

Liao Wenjie raised his hand and waved to his ear. When he saw Tang Sanzang looking at him, he immediately became vigilant, fearing that he would say, "What's your mother's surname?"

"Donor Liao, this girl is sleepy and may be injured. You are compassionate, why don't you give her a hand to rescue her, lest she scream in the desert and die of a cold. "

"No, she is a fairy after all. She can't wake up because of a concussion. She can just sleep for a while and she won't die from a cold."

"What if it gets worse and turns into a bad cold?"

"..."

Liao Wenjie rolled his eyes and said angrily: "Stop it, she won't die even if she catches a bad cold, and by chance, there will be minotaurs coming to pick up the corpse when she lies here, so you don't have to worry about it."

“May I ask if this cow donor is a good person or a bad person?”

"Literally, it's a monster, bad bubbling up."

"In this case, we can't just sit back and watch. A person's life is a small matter, but a person's life is a big deal." Tang Sanzang silently recited the Buddha's name and carried the unconscious Fairy Zixia on his back.

Liao Wenjie frowned when he saw this, but did not stop him. He had been a little entangled before and felt that it was not appropriate to throw Zixia to the Bull Demon King. What if Lao Niu thought that there was a chicken to take advantage of in broad daylight, wouldn't he become Ouyang Crazy.

He is the god of pure love!

Now, if Tang Sanzang was willing to take action, he would assume that he had made the decision for him and would take Fairy Zixia with him by default.

As for what happens next, Guanshiyin also said that it was up to him to do whatever he wanted, and there was no need to worry about the script falling apart and not being able to be performed.

Thinking of this, Liao Wenjie's body swayed and transformed into Guanyin dressed in white. A golden wheel of merit appeared behind him. He raised his hand and placed it under his feet, transforming into a lotus platform.

Tang Sanzang came over with a Zen staff and said in shock: "Donor Liao, if you mess around like this, Sister Guanyin will be angry."

"Your sister Guanyin said, as long as I am happy."

Liao Wenjie curled his lips, hummed and said in the voice of Guanshiyin: "I am a very wise man. Monkey is your disciple. How do you think it is better to deal with him?"

"Wukong is just naughty by nature, not bad in nature. People in the world have misunderstood him. Just because he has ordinary facial features, no one wants to understand his three views."

Tang Sanzang lamented: "I get along with him day and night. Every day I see him wearing the Eight Precepts, bullying Wu Jing, and forcing Little White Dragon to dress up as a girl. I find that he is actually a child at heart..."

"Click!"

Liao Wenjie directly shouted to stop, and said speechlessly: "That's it, that's it. If anything, I will stand on the monkey's side."

"Donor Liao, do you understand?"

"I understand. I understood it when I was a child. You have an unshirkable responsibility for the monkey to be in this situation today." Liao Wenjie complained.

"Yeah, it's all my fault for my lack of discipline."

Tang Sanzang said angrily: "If I hadn't only talked to Wukong for three hours every day and done too little homework for him, Wukong wouldn't have become more arrogant and reckless. If he hadn't been arrogant and reckless, he wouldn't have caught me. Get up and give it to the Bull Demon King, so you won’t be beaten by Sister Guanyin..."

MD, why should I give him a chance to wake up!

Liao Wenjie woke up in time and knocked down Tang Sanzang with a straight punch. The lotus platform under his feet enlarged and flew towards the monkey's hiding place with Tang Sanzang and Zixia Fairy.

…

On the edge of the desert, a firewood pile.

Zhizunbao looked confused and held the purple-green sword. Because of his unfeminine and harsh rejection, he did not give Zixia a chance to taste the sweetness, and the latter ran away in anger.

It doesn't matter if Zixia runs away, but it's sad if the Moonlight Box is gone. Without the Moonlight Box, he can't leave this world, and it's impossible to save his sweetheart Bai Jingjing.

Too sloppy.

Zhizunbao secretly vowed that if God gave him another chance, he would never pretend to be a gentleman again. No matter what Zixia wanted to do, he would just lie down and let her do whatever she wanted.

"I should have done this a long time ago. It's all because love has gone to my head!"

Zhizunbao regrets it too much, he just lost his virginity, and for the slightest grievance, he gritted his teeth and treated it as if he had been bitten by a dog.

Furthermore, Fairy Zixia is the Great Immortal Pansi, Bai Jingjing’s master. They are all members of the family, so there is nothing wrong with him paying filial piety to his elders.

boom! ! !

In the distance, the sea of ​​​​sand exploded, raising large amounts of dust, and strong winds blew, causing the fire to flicker.

Zhizunbao faintly saw a wisp of white light falling from the sky. He picked up the purple-green sword and trotted closer. He silently prayed in his heart, asking God for the sake of his handsomeness. It must be Zixia who crashed.

The situation was not much different. Although Zixia did not crash, people were indeed present.

A lotus platform descended from the sky, and Liao Wenjie, who transformed into Guanyin, grabbed the monkey from the sand and blocked it with no way to escape.

"Sun Wukong, in order to marry the Bull Demon King's sister, you actually gave your master Tang Sanzang as a gift, and even invited demons and monsters to eat Tang Sanzang's meat together. Not only that, you..."

"Sister Guanyin, call me!"

Tang Sanzang woke up from a coma and heard Guanshiyin calling his name. He immediately responded. After saying this, he remembered that this sister was a guest appearance by Liao Wenjie, not herself.

"Liao Shi..."

Bang!

Without saying a word, Liao Wenjie punched Tang Sanzang decisively, using physical silence to silence Tang Sanzang's chattering mouth.

Although in this way, there are no longer famous scenes such as 'If you want it, just say it if you want it', 'It's not good to hit flowers and plants', but there is one thing that Tang Sanzang's silence has something for everyone. benefit.

Monkeys think so too.

"Fight, good fight!"

Sun Wukong burst into tears. Although there was nothing strange about Guanyin today, he had to admit that this punch was so beautiful: "Bodhisattva, seeing that you strike so quickly, it is obvious that you have also been poisoned by flies. I, Old Sun To tell you the truth, it’s up to you to decide whether it’s me or him on the way to the west, whether it’s him or not me!”

"There are many excuses, but you don't want to take the Western Scriptures at all."

Liao Wenjie didn't change his expression, just pretending that he didn't hear Sun Wukong's words and that the punch just now was not from him, he continued: "Not only that, you also snatched Fairy Zixia's Moonlight Box, and you were so vicious that you almost killed her. His life is completely devoid of the compassion of a monk."

"Shut up, you bastard. I hate other people's nonsense."

Sun Wukong snorted coldly: "You have been chasing me for so long, and I won't kill you because you are a woman. Don't think I am afraid of you."

Having said this, he took out the moonlight treasure box behind his buttocks and threw it far away. Since there was no way to escape, he would fight to the death on this battlefield.

Seeing the Moonlight Treasure Box flying in the distance, the Supreme Treasure sneaking towards him was overjoyed and he hurriedly raised his hand to pick it up. Although the other self was arrogant and domineering and difficult to look at directly, he never replaced himself as Sun Wukong because he refused to admit it.

Whoever he loves, fuck his fate, he just wants to go back to his wife and children, and live a life without shame.

Supreme Treasure: (`)

Snapped!

Liao Wenjie volleyed a little higher, and the moonlight treasure box whirled in mid-air and flew into his hand.

Supreme Treasure: (⊙)

what's the situation?

Who am I, where am I, what happened?

Watching 'Master Guanyin' put the Moonlight Treasure Box into his arms, the Supreme Treasure was stunned on the spot. After coming back to his senses, he looked like the second master was mourning for his death.

The worst case scenario has arisen. The Moonlight Box is in Zixia's hands, and he can lick it with his sharp tongue, but if it falls into Guanyin's hands, he can only stare at it for the rest of his life.

Liao Wenjie put away the moonlight treasure box and said indifferently: "Monkey, you have so many evil deeds that it is impossible to describe them. Today, if you are poor... the monk will do justice for heaven and press you under the Wuzhi Mountain with your butt facing out!"

"Bah, you think you are Tathagata Buddha...wait a minute, where will you be facing the outside?"

Sun Wukong looked confused when he picked up the stick. It was the same model as the Supreme Treasure next door. He took out his ears and suspected that his ears were damaged by the golden cudgel coming in and out every day.

Liao Wenjie didn't bother to explain to the monkey, so he raised his hand and slapped it with a golden palm.

At the moment when Sun Wukong was still stunned, a golden light magnified infinitely in front of him, like a meteorite falling from the sky. Before he could get close, there was a terrifying air pressure that pressed dozens of feet around his body, leaving a deep palm print.

It’s this trick again!

Sun Wukong's eyelids twitched. He had been suppressed before, and his psychological shadow was as big as the Huaguo Mountain. He was timid and at the same time accompanied by strong resentment and anger. He raised the stick with both arms, roared, and charged forward like a thunderous explosion. He fought back head-on with unimaginable terrifying force.

The golden light crushed the monkey's shadow, and the billowing air surged. The monkey chirped and was slapped back.

Liao Wenjie put his five fingers together, turned his hand and palmed again.

Because of the precise grasp of space and the use of the magical power of 'Mustard Seed Sumeru', these two palms may seem ordinary, but their destructive power is really ordinary. In fact, there is a universe within. Once enveloped by the palms, there will be a small world of its own to suppress it. Down.

Outsiders don't know the secrets. When a monkey is beaten, he has the most say.

The two slaps fell, and a large amount of smoke and dust arose on the sand. The law of smoke without harm was invalidated. Sun Wukong's whole monkey was embedded in the sand, and the golden cudgel fell to the side. He was in a very embarrassed state.

"Sanbapo, you can actually fight so well..."

As soon as he saw that he was not his opponent, Sun Wukong immediately followed his heart, picked up the stick and stood up with his hands on his hips. He focused his eyes behind Liao Wenjie and said with great joy: "Good brother, you are finally here. Tang Sanzang is here. Today, you and I will work together to defeat Guanyin." Take Tang Monk's meat with wine."

After saying that, he picked up the stick and sprinkled the golden light, then turned sharply and escaped on a somersault cloud.

He was making nonsense, there was no Bull Demon King at all, he had experienced the tragic experience of being suppressed for five hundred years, and he said he didn't want to experience it again.

Especially with the butt facing outward, he felt that ‘Guanyin’ was serious.

Click! !

While walking quickly, the space in front of Sun Wukong shattered, and the cracks extended all the way, turning the sky and the earth upside down. When he finished somersaulting, he landed in front of a bright golden lotus platform, and Liao Wenjie stood expressionless.

"Gudu!"

The level gap is too big. With the monkey's ability, he can't tell the real Guanyin from the fake one. No matter it is the real Guanyin or the fake Guanyin, he can't defeat any of them.

"Monkey, suffer death!"

Liao Wenjie slapped Sun Wukong in the palm of his hand, shrouded in infinite golden light, and used the magical power of 'Mustard Seed Sumeru'.

The latter resisted desperately and swung the iron rod and hit the five surrounding sky pillars, causing sparks to fly out. He had no skills, but no possibility of escape.

"Sister Guanyin... No, Donor Liao is merciful, but Wukong's crime will not go as far as this."

Tang Sanzang woke up again and clasped his hands together: "It is inevitable for a young monkey to make mistakes on his errands. As long as he can..."

"Wait a minute!"

Liao Wenjie raised his hand to call a pause, took out the moonlight treasure box and faced the moonlight, which was then reflected on Tang Sanzang, skipping the process and sending him to another world.

After finishing this, Liao Wenjie looked at the monkey in his hand and suddenly had an idea.

He has a plan, the outcome of which is unknown, but it is promising and interesting to think about.

"Hey hey hey..."

The solemn Master Guanyin smiled obscenely, turned his hand and took the Zixia Fairy and the Supreme Treasure into his palm, chasing the space fluctuations of the moonlight treasure box before disappearing without a trace.

Since the script is arranged by him, let's make it an open-ended one where no one can guess the ending.