Chapter 587 Opportunity lies in the mind, luck depends on the face
Space replacement, a new small world.
In the mountain forest, Liao Wenjie looked into the distance, and what appeared in his eyes was a prosperous ancient town.
People are coming and going, so lively.
"here it is……"
Liao Wenjie waved his hand to catch a bunch of starlight, raised his eyebrows, and secretly thought it was interesting.
The fun of bad taste!
After waving his hands to the few people in his palm, Liao Wenjie dispersed and changed, revealing his true appearance. It was okay to pretend, but if he really kept showing off like Guanyin, he would definitely be asked for copyright fees.
Moreover, there is Guanyin in this world.
“Hissssssss——”
Among the people, the only sober Supreme Treasure's eyes widened: "Army, military advisor...how old are you?"
"eighteen."
"No, I mean why is it always you?"
Zhizunbao swallowed, used his clever little brain, and after thinking about it for a long time, he finally figured out the truth. Grape Mother talks nonsense, Liao Wenjie is not Tang Sanzang, he is Guanyin, so he has the ability to subdue the Bull Demon King and the smelly monkey.
"Don't think about it. I'm just pretending to do Bodhisattva a favor. She and I are not the same person, understand?"
"Understand."
Zhizunbao nodded with a serious face, Guanyin... No, Liao Wenjie said no, then it's not.
Liao Wenjie rolled his eyes, while Supreme Treasure took the opportunity to pick up the moonlight treasure box that fell in Tang Sanzang's hand, struggled to open it with five fingers, and put it into his arms as if he had found a treasure.
Glancing at the bright sunlit sky, he prepared to wait until night to travel back through time and space...
return……
"Bo...that...strategist, do you know the specific operating procedures of the Moonlight Box? Is there an instruction manual? Also, what era is it now?" Supreme Treasure asked cautiously.
"Just face the moonlight. As for which world to travel to, according to my understanding, except for the first few times, it is fixed, and then it is random. It depends on the mood of looking at the Moonlight Treasure Box." Liao Wenjie shrugged and truthfully told the truth about the Supreme Treasure.
Just as she was talking, Zixia Fairy woke up faintly, her sleepy eyes successfully focused, and she looked around confusedly. After seeing the Supreme Treasure clearly, she jumped up on the spot and gave her a warm hug after a long separation.
"Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
Zixia jumped up and down, her eyes smiled like crescent moons, and she began to believe in love again.
Zhizunbao did not refuse. He was shocked by the instructions for using the Moonlight Treasure Box told by Liao Wenjie. He slapped Zixia away and said with a pale face: "Military advisor, what do you mean by the Moonlight Treasure Box traveling through the world? I don't know much, so don't bluff me." Me, otherwise it would be no good to everyone if I were incontinent.”
At this point, in order to prove that Liao Wenjie was deceiving him, he took out the moonlight treasure box and pointed to the eight characters engraved on it.
Go back in time and back to the future.
This is a magic weapon of time, not a magic weapon of space!
Liao Wenjie glanced at it and said casually: "These two lines of words were carved by Pansi Daxian. She was at the scene. Just ask her."
Makes sense!
Zhizunbao turned to look at Fairy Zixia, widened his eyes and asked her to give him a reasonable explanation.
"Look what I'm doing. Didn't you give me the Moonlight Box?"
Zixia didn't know why: "And these two lines of characters existed when you gave them to me. I was not the Great Immortal Pansi at that time."
Supreme Treasure: "..."
That makes sense!
The math questions were very difficult, causing the monkey's face to be confused. His clever little brain was stuck in a state of panic due to an endless loop, and he could no longer figure out who was first and who was last.
On Zixia's side, she thanked Liao Wenjie profusely for saving her life. At the time of the marquee, her consciousness had not completely disappeared. It was clear that it was Liao Wenjie who helped drag her back from the Hall of Hell.
She was very polite and courteous, but the thank you came too late, after the Supreme Treasure was too lazy to talk to her, so it seemed very insincere.
"Thank you, no need. I didn't intend to save you originally, he is your savior." Liao Wenjie pointed at Tang Sanzang lying on the ground. Zixia took a glance, and her face was filled with disgust and resentment.
This expression was not because of Tang Sanzang, but because of Sun Wukong who was pressing under him. Zixia held Tang Sanzang close to the tree and stepped on Sun Wukong's head to jump up and down.
Judging from his temperament, he is definitely a funny guy.
Zhizunbao shook his head repeatedly and compared it in his mind. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and thought Zixia was far inferior to his Bai Jingjing.
Thinking of Bai Jingjing, Zhizunbao leaned towards Liao Wenjie with a look of resentment: "Strategic Advisor, I don't understand, I can't figure it out."
"If you can't figure it out, just don't figure it out. It has nothing to do with me. Don't come closer." Liao Wenjie looked disgusted.
How can you, a Bodhisattva, think as vulgarly as me?
Zhizunbao felt contempt in his heart, because he was not as virtuous as Liao Wenjie, so he did not speak out and continued to express his resentment: "Strategist, why do I look like a monkey in the demon mirror? Is there something wrong?"
"No, the magic mirror is very honest. You don't have to pay extra. If you don't believe me, just take a photo again."
"threw."
"Gang Leader, the demon mirror is a treasure. If you throw it away, it will hit the children. Even if it doesn't hit the children, it will hit the flowers and plants. Even if it doesn't hit, the structure of the demon mirror may contain radioactive substances. Throwing it will pollute the environment... "
On the ground, Sun Wukong, who had just been trampled by Zixia, was motionless, and now he was suddenly trembling.
Liao Wenjie talked for a long time, and then took out a demon mirror from his arms: "Just throw it away, it's not a big problem. I have another demon mirror here, you can see it yourself."
"I do not watch!"
The Supreme Treasure retreated, refusing to be in the same frame as the Demon Mirror. It moved left and right to avoid the mirror's light, and finally jumped directly onto the tree out of necessity.
Monkey nature is hard to change.
Fairy Zixia was curious, and with Liao Wenjie's acquiescence, she took the demon mirror and looked at it, and then...
There is a monkey underground, a monkey riding on the tree, and a total of two monkeys in the mirror.
Seeing this scene, Zixia felt bad. She never expected that her sweetheart was the murderer who gave her a blow.
Because the impact was too great, or maybe the concussion was not over yet, I rolled my eyes beautifully and fainted again.
Liao Wenjie waved his hand to summon the demon mirror and put it in his arms. As soon as one of them fainted, another one woke up. Tang Sanzang sat up with a low voice of Buddha's name, saw the gray-headed monkey clearly, and cast a grateful look at Liao Wenjie.
"If you dare to speak, I will knock you unconscious." Liao Wenjie raised his fist and warned Tang Sanzang before he could speak.
Having never practiced the Arhat Boxing in Sleep, Tang Sanzang did not have the ability to talk like a madman in his sleep. He weighed the pros and cons and chose to shut up for three seconds. However, he overestimated himself and could not do it for three seconds.
"Wukong, why did you get up the tree?"
"Hey, you're still separated... How many times have I told you that you scratch your head and head all day long, which causes the hair on the back of your neck to fall out so much? You need to change your bad habit of hair blowing. Why don't you listen to my teacher?"
"Wukong, you are talking, why are you pretending to be serious again?"
"..."
Liao Wenjie touched his chin. Sure enough, this combination is very interesting, but it has a few flaws and will be criticized by monkey lovers for animal cruelty.
He raised his brows and glanced at the Wuzhi Mountain in this world. Three seconds later, he looked at the town with thoughtful eyes.
…
The town is bustling with people coming and going. Although it is not as good as the modern cities that Liao Wenjie has seen, it is due to the background of the world. In the current era, this town can be called prosperous.
A group of four people walked through the market, with Liao Wenjie taking the lead, followed by the zombie-like Supreme Treasure. On his left was Bilibili's Zixia, and on his right was the crooked Tang Sanzang.
There is also a monkey with a rope tied around his neck, and the other end is tied to the waistband of the Supreme Treasure trouser.
I walk myself.
It was such a shame and humiliation. With the arrogance of a monkey, he didn't agree at first. After being slapped twice by Liao Wenjie, he consciously picked up the rope and tied it around his neck.
This is not called giving in. He just realized from the Great Mercy and Compassionate Palm that the four elements are all in vain. He felt that his name fit his name quite well, so he just followed the trend and was too lazy to continue to meet Liao Wenjie.
Regardless of whether others believe it or not, he believed it anyway.
Liao Wenjie led a few people through the market, turning east and west, and came to a corner.
On the walls, there are bounties for monsters and monsters, as well as wanted posters for robbers and bandits. This is not the point. The point is that a pair of master and apprentice are communicating.
Exorcist master and apprentice.
The young man with a chicken coop haircut is named Chen Xuanzang. He is an ambitious young man with great love and is currently lost on the road of life.
His master was roughly a character like the abbot of Lingshan. He had a big head, a thick neck, and a shiny face. He used a sloppy wig to hide the fact that he was a strong man.
"Master, are three hundred children's songs really that powerful?"
"Xuan Zang, why do you say this?"
"Other exorcists are so powerful. It's easy and simple to conquer demons... I want to be like them."
"Xuan Zang, killing with one knife is not the true principle of exorcism."
The abbot adjusted his wig, picked up a poisonous snake that passed by here for some reason, and pulled out its fangs in front of Chen Xuanzang: "You must keep in mind the concept of exorcism. The reason why a demon is a demon is not because it is a demon at birth, but because it is a demon at birth. It is a spiritual depravity. What we have to do is to get rid of the demonic nature and retain the good thoughts..."
"The three hundred children's songs I gave you can awaken the truth, goodness and beauty. You must keep this in mind." The abbot let the snake go and watched it slowly swim away with a look of relief.
It’s true or false, I don’t believe it!
Chen Xuanzang's face was full of doubts. He did not dare to contradict the master in person, so he could only write his inner thoughts on his face.
"Xuan Zang, I have already mentioned this, why do you still..."
The abbot sighed, moved his eyes to the group of four people who were gradually approaching, and smiled slightly: "It turns out to be Mr. Liao. This chance encounter is really destined."
There is no need for fate. The fate you have is as small as selling yourself as a slave, or as serious as selling yourself as an animal. You can't afford it.
Liao Wenjie cursed in his heart and politely raised his fist: "What the master said is true. If you disturb the master's teaching, let's leave now."
"Mr. Liao was just joking. He was just teaching some basic principles on subduing demons."
The abbot smiled and grabbed Liao Wenjie's wrist and dragged him to Chen Xuanzang: "You are here just in time. This is my apprentice Xuanzang. You are a famous exorcist and have rich experience in subjugating demons. Tell him quickly that I just Does that make sense?"
That’s definitely not right!
What the heck is it to pull out a venomous snake's teeth?
If a venomous snake is lucky, its fangs will grow back. If it is unlucky, the snake will be infected directly in the mouth, unable to eat, and eventually starve to death.
It's better to kill it with one knife, and the poisonous snake can still fall happily!
Thinking of this, Liao Wenjie nodded his head and said modestly: "Master, you are exaggerating. When it comes to conquering demons, I copied them all from yours. You just lent me the courage of a monkey to break through the sky. I I don’t dare to show off in front of you!”
"Sir, you are being humble. I see that you are clearly better than the old."
"I really don't dare to do this."
"You can have this."
"..."
Chen Xuanzang: ∠(;`)?
When did the master meet such a handsome boyfriend? How come he didn't know it? Could it be that he just met her and came here to smooth things over and fool him along with him?
"Mr. Liao, excessive modesty is pride. According to your style, it is deliberately showing off."
Shang exchanged a few words, and the abbot raised his hand to stop, and said bluntly: "You have experience, tell the truth in front of Xuanzang, can three hundred children's songs awaken the truth, goodness and beauty in people's hearts?"
"completely fine!"
Liao Wenjie put on a serious face, pointed to the sky, and vowed to Chen Xuanzang: "Your master is right. Three hundred children's songs can lead people to do good. There is no doubt about this. If you think there is something wrong, then there must be something wrong with you." .”
It's hard to say what happened to the three hundred children's songs of others. The only copy in the abbot's hand is the 'Great Sun Tathagata Sutra'. After reciting it, he summons a dimension-reducing strike to treat all kinds of dissatisfaction. Anyone who sees it will put down the butcher's knife and awaken the truth, goodness and beauty.
I knew you were the actor hired by Master.
Chen Xuanzang curled his lips, not wanting to talk to the liar. He picked up the baggage and walked towards Gaojiazhuang with a bamboo stick.
There was a pig demon that had caused trouble for many years and killed countless people. The abbot asked him to bring 300 children's songs to subdue the pig demon. Although he felt that it was very unreliable, first of all, it was hard to disobey his master's orders, and secondly, it was his life ambition to conquer demons, and he had no regrets even if he died, so he had no reason to refuse.
Watching Chen Xuanzang leave, the abbot smiled and nodded, and said to Liao Wenjie: "Mr. Liao, what do you think of my apprentice's qualifications?"
Liao Wenjie glanced at Tang Sanzang next to him: "It's not bad, but he's too talkative. You're a useless monkey."
"It makes sense, so please help me."
Really or not, each of you...do you still want to take the Western Meridian?
Before Liao Wenjie could speak, the abbot looked at the three people and one monkey behind him and couldn't help laughing: "This combination is quite interesting, Mr. Liao took the trouble."
"It's nothing. On a whim, I will lead a team and it will be over after the sightseeing tour."
"I can't help but see that if I take Mr. Liao's train, at least four of them will achieve positive results."
Exaggerated, there are only four in total including monkeys.
Liao Wenjie shook his head: "Opportunity depends on the brain, luck depends on the face, luck depends on the boldness, success or failure depends on the means, whether they can achieve good results depends entirely on themselves, and it has nothing to do with me."
"It makes sense."
The abbot smiled and pointed in the direction where Chen Xuanzang left: "My apprentice went to subdue the pig demon. Speaking of the pig demon, he was also a pitiful man in his lifetime. He was as ugly as a pig, but he was a love interest. He was extremely infatuated with his wife. But his wife thought he was ugly, committed adultery with a handsome man, and conspired to beat him to death with a nine-tooth rake."
Liao Wenjie: "..."
It's so miserable, but why are you saying these things to him? Is the NPC sending a mission?
"He turned into hatred out of love, and turned into a demon by accumulating grudges. He vowed to kill all the women in the world who admired beautiful men."
The abbot looked at Liao Wenjie: "There are also handsome men like you, Mr. Liao, who specialize in corrupting women. The pig demon will definitely become murderous when seeing him."
Liao Wenjie: "..."
What does this mean? It's not his fault that he is handsome. Besides, he has never taken the initiative.
…
On the narrow path, several people were walking monkeys and heading towards Gao Laozhuang.
Liao Wenjie was entrusted by the abbot to take care of his disciples so that they would not be eaten by the pig demon. He doubted the trust and went on the road, thinking that he should leave it as soon as possible. Otherwise, after traveling through a few worlds, the monkey and Tang Monk would get together.
Tang Sanzang looked back at the town and felt that something was wrong: "Donor Liao, that Chen Xuanzang just now...who is his master? He looks strange and kind, but he speaks in a strange way. I feel like he is trying to trick his disciples..."
"The Great Sun Tathagata."
"???"