Chapter 588 Three Tanhai Meeting Li Goudan
The great sun has come!
Tang Sanzang was dumbfounded when he first heard this name, and naturally swallowed back the words that were disrespectful to the leader.
This Tang Sanzang has a mature mind and is much stronger than the young Chen Xuanzang.
"Donor Liao, are you serious, or are you just joking?" Tang Sanzang still didn't believe it.
The Buddha has three bodies. The Great Sun Tathagata is the Dharmakaya, which has no birth or death and cannot be seen.
To put it simply, the Great Sun Tathagata is limited to theory. If it must exist, there will be a corresponding body of Sakyamuni, which is alive and dead, can be seen, and preaches everywhere as the abbot of Lingshan.
Of course, this is just one of many explanations. Man is not God. Using human thoughts to understand or beautify God's will will only lead to the birth of various versions.
If it were Liao Wenjie who explained it, it would be another version.
Don't ask, it's just that when you go out, a vest is essential, and some dirty work needs to be done separately.
Closer to home, Tang Sanzang suspected that Liao Wenjie was talking nonsense, and strongly condemned his irresponsible behavior. Since there was no evidence, he called in the famous big dick victim Monkey to ask for his opinion.
Sun Wukong rolled his eyes a few times. The Monkey King is also a shameless monkey. If you ask him how he felt about being whipped, does he not want to lose face?
The witness who was promised to be a taint turned out to be silent when he appeared in court. Tang Sanzang was very dissatisfied. As a colleague and direct leader, he gave Sun Wukong three hours of ideological education, directly talking about the monkey being autistic.
The monkey was so noisy by the buzzing that he ran away on the spot and swung the stick to show off to Tang Sanzang, but was slapped against the wall by Liao Wenjie. Omitting these details in the middle means that Tang Sanzang opened his mouth and Sun Wukong shut himself up.
It is not difficult to see from this that the abbot is right. Three hundred children's songs can really awaken the truth, goodness and beauty. No, the monkey is willing to sit down and talk properly.
Speaking of Tang Sanzang's side, seeing that the evil disciple was no longer arrogant, he still asked Liao Wenjie: "Almsgiver Liao, the previous Chen Xuanzang... this name sounds familiar to me. Is there some coincidence?"
Upon hearing this, Zhizunbao, Zixia, and Sun Wukong pricked up their ears at the same time. They were also very curious about this question.
In fact, they have some guesses about the specific situation.
A person with a positive attitude is like Tang Sanzang, who laments the infinite possibilities of the three thousand worlds; a person with a negative attitude is like the Supreme Treasure, who still has a luck mentality and insists that the Moonlight Box is a prop for traveling through time.
"There is no coincidence. You are Tang Sanzang and he is Chen Xuanzang. They are the same person in two different worlds. Their goal is to take monkeys to the West to learn scriptures."
Liao Wenjie directly revealed the script: "The difference is that in the world we came to, the protagonist who overcame the love tribulation was Zhizun Bao, while in this world the person who overcame the love tribulation was Chen Xuanzang."
"Isn't it me?"
Tang Sanzang and Sun Wukong master and disciple expressed regret at the same time.
Liao Wenjie shrugged and said sympathetically: "No, one of you is too vain and does not deserve love, and the other is too shameless and does not deserve life, so love disaster has nothing to do with you."
"..."x4
The four of them were silent. Zhizunbao stared at the sky dumbfounded. It was too complicated. He rejected the fateful arrangement and the fact that he was a monkey. He missed the days of robbing in Wuyue Mountain.
Zixia was thoughtful and began to struggle with her love. The Supreme Treasure was able to pull out the Purple Green Sword, which showed that he was the rightful man arranged by God.
But when your sweetheart comes from another world and is obviously deliberately doing so, whether this love should continue is a question worth pondering.
She glanced at the Supreme Treasure, checked her eyes, and decided to continue.
No matter whether this love was arranged by God or man, whether it was a coincidence or a conspiracy, she didn't care at all and just followed her heart. She really liked the Supreme Treasure, and there was no denying this.
After thinking about it, if the two of them gained something, they would be more determined on their own path. The two monkeys reached an agreement and swore that "I can't control my fate." They learned from the experience that whoever falls in love with whomever falls in love with them and wants them to surrender is not possible in their dreams.
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Gao Laozhuang.
Gao Laozhuang in this world is not a village. There is no beautiful girl Gao Cuilan from a wealthy family, nor is there any son-in-law Zhu Gangxi.
Instead, there was a pig demon who was filled with grudges and became a demon, vowing to kill all the vulgar women in the world who coveted male lust. Gaolaozhuang, on the other hand, is an inn located on the side of a mountain road, a bit like a cross-slope black shop. The treasure of the restaurant, the famous roast pig, is the same as the human meat buns in the selection process.
Looking from a distance, a restaurant is built against the mountain, filled with a trace of evil spirit, and obscured by mist.
There are two big red lanterns hanging in front of the restaurant. The door and pillars at the entrance resemble a bloody mouth and fangs. If it weren't for the smell of meat that wafts around, it would make people's mouths turn. The eerie layout alone would make passers-by avoid it. .
Due to their travel distance, several people arrived before Chen Xuanzang. The brightly lit lobby was full of guests and business was very good.
"Please come in with a few guests!"
The person who was roughly the boss's wife smiled and invited Liao Wenjie and others into the room. When she saw Liao Wenjie's handsome face, she looked dazed for a while, faintly revealing a murderous intention.
Clang!
The purple-green sword was halfway out of its sheath. Zixia snorted coldly and told the boss's wife to stay away from the Supreme Treasure.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but the guest officer is too handsome..."
The proprietress coughed lightly to cover up her rashness, and went to pick up the pet leash with a smile. She was frightened away by the monkey's grinning teeth, and said instead: "It's better to come early than to come by chance. The famous roast pig, our famous delicacy, is about to be baked. A few guests are waiting for a moment." Rest and let me take care of the rest."
Liao Wenjie waved his hands repeatedly: "Manager, we are vegetarians, so there is no need to roast pig. It would be better if we add some cucumbers and beef sauce."
"..."
The landlady blinked, cucumber with beef sauce, are you sure it's vegetarian?
She sneered and turned to leave. It didn't matter what she ate. Gao Laozhuang never came back. The more fresh ingredients, the better.
Next to her, Zixia Fairy looked at the lobby of the restaurant with distaste. The corpses were everywhere, and they were covered up with blindfolds, turning them into a place where people were drinking and drinking. There was also a stove with a 'suckling pig' roasting over charcoal, which made her feel nauseous and nauseated, and she couldn't even get up the mood to eat cucumbers.
"Too bad, this is the worst hotel I've ever been in... No, the penultimate hotel." Zixia complained again and again. Seeing that Zhizunbao's mortal body had no feeling, she was still looking at the famous roast pig at the stove. Swallowing his saliva, he couldn't bear the Master making a fool of himself, so he secretly cast a spell and opened his eyes.
Crash---
The Supreme Treasure vomited, and the Ax Gang also used the torture of roasting people. The gang stipulated that those who seek power and usurp the throne would be punished with severe punishments, and there would be no appeals if they were executed on the spot. However, this method was used against the second boss, and the Supreme Treasure had not succeeded yet.
Seeing real roasted people with my own eyes, I couldn't accept it both physically and mentally.
When Zixia saw an opportunity to take advantage of her, she decisively moved forward, carrying water and patting her on the back. Every move she made was full of energy for her girlfriend.
However, Zhizunbao didn't like this, or it didn't seem to like this. He didn't dare to look into Zixia's affectionate eyes, and changed the subject: "Don't fool me, this is the second to last, then the third How bad will it be?"
"It's so bad. The shopkeepers and diners are all vicious. They bully me, a weak woman, whenever we disagree."
Fairy Zixia was not discouraged when her goodwill was not responded to. She firmly believed that when a woman pursues a man, she would definitely get a response. She smiled sweetly and talked about the worst restaurant in her mind: "That was before I arrived at Pansi Cave. I met the Four Heavenly Kings and five of them in a restaurant..."
"Wait a minute, aren't there four heavenly kings? How come five of them jumped out?"
"There is another Erlang Shen."
"No wonder, I really thought..."
"..."
Liao Wenjie shook his head repeatedly after hearing this. As we all know, there are five of the Four Heavenly Kings and three of the Five Directors.
Surface numbers and actual numbers are two different things. Even if there was no Erlangshen that day, there would be others. Zixia's explanation was redundant.
By the way, Erlang Shen Zhenshui.
A pot of cucumbers was served, and the proprietress also brought beef sauce made of unknown ingredients. Just as the fire in the lobby flickered and was about to go out, Zixia touched the hilt of the sword. The second before the two sides were at war with each other, the store door was blocked. Push away slowly.
Chen Xuanzang opened the door and walked in with an innocent look. When he saw Liao Wenjie and others, he scratched his head in confusion.
And the ingredients?
The lights in the lobby turned on, and the proprietress stepped forward with a smile, took Chen Xuanzang's wrist, and warmly entertained the food that came to the door.
Business is very good today, and I won’t have to worry about supply for a while.
"Young man, you have such good taste. Our Gaojiazhuang is a well-known tourist attraction. Look at the candlesticks over there. They are very famous..."
The old lady grabbed Chen Xuanzang, introduced him, took him to the stove, and watched the making process of the famous roast pig up close.
Chen Xuanzang: "..."
Although his skills are low, Zaicai is also an exorcist. In his eyes, the proprietress is a walking corpse transformed by magic. There are no guests, no laughter, only corpses that died tragically, and the twisted expressions on the corpses' faces.
As for the famous roast pig…
Chen Xuanzang didn't dare to look more, not because he was a vegetarian, but because he was afraid of having nightmares at night.
The landlady had a smile on her face: "Sir, I've listened and seen. Would you like a piece of the famous roast pig?"
"No, I am an exorcist. I am here to conquer demons, not to eat." Chen Xuanzang said truthfully, asking the old gangster to give up her resistance and sit down obediently to listen to him sing three hundred children's songs.
Not far away, Liao Wenjie shook his head slightly. No wonder the abbot asked him to take care of it to prevent the monsters from tasting the sweetness of Chen Xuanzang. As expected, newborn calves are not afraid of tigers and are addicted to food.
Chen Xuanzang's problem is not that he is young and inexperienced, but that his methods are not stable enough and his heart is not dark enough. He is far worse than his leader.
If it were him, he would also be a newbie and lack the means to subjugate demons. He would definitely not identify himself. Instead, he would smile and put his arms around the boss's wife's waist, pinch her buttocks, and flatter her. The perverted person lowers his vigilance and creates a realistic image of the pervert, waiting for an opportunity to kill him with one strike.
This is the difference!
As for Chen Xuanzang, he revealed his identity and wanted to challenge the boss's wife to a duel. The latter couldn't continue the performance, so he clapped his hands, and a dozen big muscles stood up from the left and right and slapped the table, and blocked Chen Xuanzang with their concave shapes.
Chen Xuanzang looked around and saw that the enemy was outnumbered and it was impossible to resist. He took a deep breath and shouted loudly.
Under the dumbfounded gaze of the old gangster, Chen Xuanzang ran with his head in his arms and went straight to the table where Liao Wenjie was.
"Get out of the way and stay out of the way."
At this time, the store door was violently kicked open, and a gust of black wind swept in, pushing Chen Xuanzang away in the middle of the road, punching the head of the proprietress, and fighting with a dozen big-muscled bullies.
Wearing black clothes and black trousers, with a bare face, the person who came was a female exorcist. Her fists and feet were like the wind, and she could blow up the big men with her swings. She had a fierce style and was a full-featured man.
Duan Xiaoxiao.
He is about the same age as Chen Xuanzang. He is a professional exorcist with ancestral skills and rich experience in exorcism. In terms of skills, Chen Xuanzang is like a younger brother to him.
This is indeed the case. The two of them had cooperated once before, and they joined forces to conquer the river monster that was causing trouble in the coastal waters.
Duan Xiaoxiao is responsible for physical exorcism, and Chen Xuanzang is responsible for BGM, which is singing children's songs. It is conceivable that Chen Xuanzang, who had not yet fully understood the score and lyrics, did not perform well that day. As a negative example, he successfully highlighted Duan Xiaoxiao's ability.
Today was even worse. Chen Xuanzang didn't even have a chance to sing, so he kept playing soy sauce throughout the whole process. In order to avoid the blockage of the gays, he trotted to Liao Wenjie to beg for shelter.
Chen Xuanzang was full of doubts about the three hundred children's songs, but he had full confidence in his bald master. According to the principle of people being divided into groups, Liao Wenjie, who could talk and laugh with his master, was classified as a top exorcist.
"This handsome guy, sit down together!"
Tang Sanzang's eyes shone brightly, and he grabbed Chen Xuanzang's wrist with his fingers like iron hoops. The latter struggled hard but could not break free.
At this time, the monkey tied by a rope jumped on Tang Sanzang's shoulders, with a fierce look in his eyes, and conducted a cruel and inhumane behavior towards the cute newcomer Chen Xuanzang.
Looking at Chen Xuanzang, who had a pink face and a stupid tongue, Monkey felt that he was good again.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
In the field, Duan Xiaoxiao used his fists and kicks to kill everyone. He surrounded more than a dozen big men by himself. It wasn't until a dozen more men came around that he began to fall into a disadvantage.
Fortunately, the problem is not big. As a top exorcist, Duan Xiaoxiao possesses the family's magic weapon 'Wuding Flying Ring', which can be used in group battles or one-on-one battles.
She took off the gold bracelet from her wrist and clapped her hands together, illuminating the whole hall with golden light.
In the light, an astonishing number of golden rings rushed like a goddess scattering flowers, shattering the blinders and shattering the big men into flying sand.
The method was crisp and neat, and the efficiency of killing enemies was astonishing. Especially the special effects, which were very powerful at first sight, making Chen Xuanzang's eyes filled with envy when he was watching the battle.
Liao Wenjie: (一`;)
According to the plot, if nothing unexpected happens, the female man's magic weapon "Wuding Flying Ring" will become a relic, and will eventually be obtained by Chen Xuanzang and turned into a golden hoop to put on the monkey's head.
As an important figure in Chen Xuanzang's love crisis, Duan Xiaoxiao made him understand that big love and small love are all love. He also composed the real "Three Hundred Children's Songs", allowing Chen Xuanzang to successfully conquer the monster monkey. Such an important role as a guide, Her identity is by no means as simple as an exorcist.
If combined with the original work of Journey to the West, it is not difficult to find that there is only one truth, which can almost be said to be explicit.
Yes, she is Santanhaihui Li Goudan!