Chapter 592 Brand-name goods
Wild laughter echoed freely.
The resentment that had not seen the light of day for five hundred years, and the strong desire for freedom for five hundred years, were like a volcano that had been accumulated to its limit, erupting at this moment.
The black demonic cloud rose into the sky like a pillar holding up the sky, rolling out in all directions, covering a radius of hundreds of miles in an instant, and gradually forming a force that covered the sky and the sun.
The demonic clouds are bleak, and ghosts are chirping thousands of miles away.
Among the black clouds, a golden and red light and shadow quickly interspersed. The freed Sun Wukong roared crazily in the sky, gasping for the sweet air.
"From today on, no one can restrain my soul or imprison my body..."
"No!!"
A roar exploded high in the sky, stirring up demonic clouds. Green thunder rushed forward and rumbled down among the mountains.
"What, what's going on? Why did he suddenly run out?"
Chen Xuanzang climbed out of the cave in embarrassment, holding the sealing stone slab in his arms. When he saw the fire in the lotus pond outside the cave, he suddenly fell into a state of confusion.
I don’t understand, I can’t understand.
Obviously the seal is still there, and there is nothing wrong with the six-character motto "Om Mani Padme Hum". It stands to reason that Sun Wukong will not escape from death. Which link is the problem?
"The stone slab is not a real seal, it is just a form. The purpose is to let people know that there is such a seal in Wuxing Mountain." Liao Wenjie held a torch and kindly answered Chen Xuanzang's questions.
"I see, then what is the real seal?"
Chen Xuanzang was so anxious that he was sweating profusely. Sun Wukong had not escaped after being imprisoned for five hundred years, but he just ran away when a group of them arrived. He knew with his toes that the responsibility lay with them.
Now that we have found the key to the seal, we have not yet finished fixing the problem. If it were any later, it would be a heinous crime.
"Lotus, the lotus at the entrance of the cave is the real seal."
"Where is the lotus? Such a big fire, Mr. Liao, you have been on it, can you see it again?"
"Yes, it's in my hand."
"..."
Looking at the burning torch in Liao Wenjie's hand, Chen Xuanzang was silent for a long time, and two lines of pure tears fell silently.
It's over, almost burned to ashes.
"Don't panic. You haven't figured out what happened yet. Wait until I finish talking before you panic."
Liao Wenjie threw away the torch and called artificial rain to extinguish the fire while holding Chen Xuanzang's shoulders: "On the surface, you broke the lotus and released the demon king Sun Wukong. In fact, you were just young and ignorant, and you fell into a trap and made a huge mistake. , Those who don’t know are not guilty, so don’t blame yourself too much.”
"???"
Chen Xuanzang almost uttered a curse word. He tilted his eyes and mouth for a moment before glaring at Liao Wenjie angrily: "It's obviously you who broke the seal. What does it have to do with me? You are the one who should blame yourself."
"Xuan Zang, don't be a rogue. You are the one who broke the lotus. I just helped you do this step in advance."
Liao Wenjie said with reason: "Sun Wukong asked you to find a beautiful woman to dance with. Do you really think he found out because of a banana? No, his purpose was to win your favor by subduing the pig demon and cheating. When you failed to take precautions, On this occasion, using the excuse of admiring the moon, I asked you to break the lotus at the entrance of the cave..."
Speaking of this, Liao Wenjie raised his hand and patted the slate from Chen Xuanzang's arms: "False, he has been misleading you from the beginning, and your performance... I can see it clearly above, in case you make a big mistake yourself. , my conscience was condemned every day, so I broke the lotus flower in advance in the spirit of self-sacrifice for others."
"..."
Chen Xuanzang was confused when he heard it. He seemed to understand, but he didn't fully understand.
"Xuan Zang, you are the one who broke the lotus, not me. The relationship between cause and effect is an established fact and cannot be changed. I am right. It is useless for you to refute."
Liao Wenjie continued: "Think about it carefully. After the mistakes you made were made by me, you feel less guilty and more confident. You have to thank me!"
"What nonsense!"
Chen Xuanzang was furious: "I admit, I may have fallen into a trap and been deceived by Sun Wukong. But you can remind me, why do you have to break the lotus when you know the crime? Now that the demon king has escaped from the prison, the situation is out of control. , how are we going to make up for it?”
"See, I was right, you are justified."
"..."
"As I said before, don't panic. We have the right time, right place, right people, and the right people. We have a great chance of winning."
Liao Wenjie was confident and kicked the monkey at his feet to tell him not to pretend to be dead: "Wukong, if you can win, I will make the decision for you to change your master. You will always smile on the way westward, and there will be no annoying flies in your ears." Buzz buzz.”
"Is this true?"
The monkey zombie stood up straight, its eyes were shining, and it was dancing excitedly. If Liao (guan) Wen (shi) Jie (yin) said this, then he would not be sleepy.
"really."
"Then it's settled. Don't regret it."
Fearing that Liao Wenjie would change his mind, the monkey swooped into the sky, leaving a dumbfounded Chen Xuanzang on the spot. He pointed at the two monkeys in the sky, and then looked at Liao Wenjie. Abba Abba couldn't say a complete sentence.
"Yes, you guessed it right, there are always two Sun Wukongs."
Liao Wenjie deceived Chen Xuanzang with a serious face. Because what he said was true, the latter immediately believed it, shook his head and said it was incredible, and praised monkeys as biological wonders.
In the sky, two monkeys face each other, seemingly communicating.
Liao Wenjie didn't pay much attention, turned around and came to Tang Sanzang: "Elder Tang, what do you think..."
"Donor Liao, the Bodhisattva once said that everything is decided by Donor Liao, so I don't think it's important. You can do whatever you think."
Tang Sanzang clasped his hands together. Although he was a talkative person who needed a beating and was very flirtatious, compared with the young Chen Xuanzang, he really looked like an eminent monk.
Let's put it this way, Tang Sanzang was good at everything except having a mouth.
"Since Elder Tang has no objection, then it's settled."
"As it should be."
For Tang Sanzang, there is no difference between the two monkeys in the sky.
He has never used a golden hoop to restrain the monkey. Even though the Bodhisattva repeatedly emphasized that the monkey was disobedient and only the golden hoop could subdue it, he smiled and didn't care.
Because in his opinion, monkeys are not bad in nature, but they are just too naughty due to their flamboyant personalities.
This is human nature, Tang Sanzang himself also had it, but there were far more monkeys than him.
The principle of blocking is worse than spacing is the same everywhere. The more oppression, the stronger the resistance. It is far better to use golden hoops to restrain a monkey's flamboyant personality than to teach him by words and deeds and subtly change him little by little.
Therefore, in Tang Sanzang's mind, his relationship with the monkey was very simple. The monkey was his disciple and the demon star that he had to conquer in his destiny;
He changed not only the monkey, but also himself. Traveling to the West is practice, and it is such a process.
As for the golden hoop…
If you tie the monkey, you also tie yourself. This is a bad idea and is not advisable.
However, it is different now. Because of the different worldviews, the monkeys' personalities are also different. One is a spiritually intelligent stone monkey raised by nature, and the other is the incarnation of condensed resentment. There is no comparison between the two.
The prerequisites are different, and the means to be used will naturally need to be adjusted accordingly.
Tang Sanzang saw clearly in the cave that Sun Wukong had a deep demonic nature. He had been suppressed under the Five Elements Mountain for five hundred years. Not only did he not show any remorse, but his resentment became even stronger. He was undoubtedly a real demon.
Such a demonic nature is rare in the world, and such a test is unheard of. Relying on three hundred children's songs to awaken the truth, goodness and beauty in his heart...
Disaster!
Tang Sanzang was not optimistic about Chen Xuanzang, so it was somewhat possible that he would be replaced.
In this case, he changed his apprentice. He handed over the well-trained Wukong to Chen Xuanzang, and replaced him with a devilish and refractory Wukong to temper himself. Although this was a bit sorry for Chen Xuanzang, but... he couldn't help it. It was Chen Xuanzang himself who failed to live up to his expectations.
Thinking of this, Tang Sanzang frowned: "Almsgiver Liao, today's difficult task is to test Chen Xuanzang at school. You stepped in to help him out of trouble. Although you had good intentions, it backfired. It did more harm than good to him. Is there any solution?" "
"have."
Liao Wenjie nodded and waved his hand to summon Chen Xuanzang, who was a stupid man. As the eyes of the 'Devil in the Heart' flashed red, Chen Xuanzang immediately froze on the spot like a wooden man, falling into a slightly sad hallucination.
There is no Liao Wenjie in this hallucination, only Duan Xiaoxiao, who is infatuated with him, and Sun Wukong, who is cunning, cunning and omnipotent.
After finishing these things, Liao Wenjie looked up at the sky, waiting for the two monkeys to compete.
At this moment, a few strangers came to the foot of the mountain in the distance. He frowned and raised his eyebrows in confusion: "What's the situation? It's just a lunch, and it doesn't really add chicken drumsticks. Are you working so hard?"
…
At the foot of the mountain, a group of people marched hard against the strong wind.
The three leaders were a strong man with a strong body, an old man with a white beard who was physically disabled and leaning on a cane, and a young man in white who had kidney deficiency due to excessive success in time management.
Five Elements Fist, Tiancanjiao, and Kidney... Mr. Kong is a well-known exorcist master.
Among them, the kidney... Mr. Kong is known as the best exorcist in the world. He controls the sword with his mind and has extraordinary methods. If he doesn't use it, he will spend a lot of money when he does the special effects.
The reason why it was difficult for the three masters to travel was because Master Shenxu was so conceited that in order to show that he was unique and far superior to other exorcists, he found four top-notch maids to carry his sedan chair.
boom! ! !
With a loud sound in the sky, the golden light intersected and erupted into a terrifying howling air wave. The shock wave rolled down, dispersing the demonic clouds, driving away the darkness, and the gray sky and earth became clear in an instant.
Demonic clouds rolled in, and the world fell into darkness again.
After two figures that were hard to see with the naked eye exploded into clouds of golden light, the demonic clouds gathered and dispersed, unable to form a continuous force. The sunlight penetrated the cracks in the black clouds and fell mottledly on the mountains, rivers and land.
"Gudu!" x3
The three exorcists raised their heads and opened their mouths wide, and then swallowed in unison. They argued endlessly for the title of the strongest exorcist. Because each had their own strengths, no one was convinced by the other, so they came to Wuzhishan to try their luck to see who could win. He was the first to defeat the Demon King Sun Wukong with superior skills.
Everyone can brag, but not the truth. Whoever can defeat Sun Wukong will be the strongest exorcist.
The idea is good and sensible, but the facts really don't lie. Now it seems that they are really lucky, and they can avoid death by just being careful.
"Suddenly I remembered that my wife has given birth, and I will give up the number one position in the world to you for the time being. I won't fight anymore." Five Elements Fist waited for five seconds, and when no one gave in, he was the first to follow his heart.
"I am the same. My daughter-in-law has given birth. Let's fight for it." With the Five Elements Fist kicking, Tian Canjiao happily sat on the throne of the second coward.
"I told you that I would give you the best position in the world. If you insist on quarreling with me, it's okay now. Traveling across mountains and rivers is a waste of so much of my precious time."
Kong... Young Master Shenxu looked angrily and waved his hand to the chair: "Come here, get up the sedan, get up... Hey, where is my maid?"
…
The demonic clouds rolled and thundered.
Two monkeys, one tall and one short, were fighting fiercely in the clouds. They skipped the stages of transformation, cloud somersaults, hair plucking and other fighting techniques as if they were seeing the enemy who killed their father, and directly started a hand-to-hand encounter with violence against violence.
Without the lotus seal, the two monkeys went all out without any scruples, and every strike was devastating. They smashed clouds at high altitudes, exploded mountain peaks on the ground, took the trouble to set off shock waves, and washed the ground over and over again, expressing a strong unfriendly attitude towards the natural environment where Wuzhi Mountain is located.
It is understandable that no matter which world a monkey is in, the first thing he does after coming out of the mountain is to blow up the mountain.
boom! ! !
Amidst the roaring sound, a golden light swayed and flew upside down, pulling a slender tail flame. After plowing for a thousand meters, it rose and fell several times, smashing the mountain rocks with a bang.
"Hohohoho——"
Sun Wukong shattered the ruins that buried him, stood up and looked at his other self in the distance, and waved his hand on the broken golden cudgel, repairing it to perfection in an instant.
Not counting the one just now, I haven't used my real skills in five hundred years, so my masturbation skills are a bit rusty.
Now that the warm-up is over, he's about to show off his real skills.
"Hey, Wukong, why is your height so impressive?"
"Elder Tang, you misunderstood. I have read the original work. In fact, Wukong's height should be so touching. The one in your hand has been beautified." Liao Wenjie explained truthfully.
"No way, the Wukong in my hand is also very ugly, with split hairs. Not only that, it also has severe dark circles under the eyes, and I have a lot of acne on my face recently. I even specifically asked Sister Guanyin for advice. Ask her what brand of facial cleanser she uses.”
"It has nothing to do with facial cleanser. Insomnia leads to endocrine disorders. If you reduce the number of classes before going to bed, it will be more effective than any cosmetics."
Liao Wenjie warned: "Speaking of insomnia, staying up late will cause hair loss. Elder Tang, you are bald. It doesn't matter if you lose it or not. Monkeys are different. Let him sleep for a while, which will help his hair grow thicker, so that he will not lose his hair when he is only a few hundred years old. He lost his hair at the age of 18, and I think Wukong has started to suffer from baldness, which is not a good sign."
"So that's it, I've been taught a lesson."
Tang Sanzang clasped his hands together: "Mr. Liao is well-informed and is better at raising monkeys than I am. I still have a question. Is the costume on this Wukong... also supposed to be like this?"
"Seeing more and eating more is exaggerating. I am very disciplined in eating. There is no Lingming Stone Monkey in the diet."
Liao Wenjie waved his hand, and then pointed at the dazed monkey: "As for the monkey's shape, the double ponytails are for sure. I don't know if the costume should be like this. It may be the monkey's personal preference. Bar."
"Personal preferences?"
"Well, maybe he is a brand-name guy."
"..."
Looking at the chatty duo, Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment and then got angry. His self-esteem was severely humiliated, and his chest was burning with anger. He picked up the stick and hit the two of them.
"Take a stick from my old grandson!!"