Chapter 593 Lubricate it

Chapter 593 Lubricate it

The shadow of the stick roared, pulling out a large afterimage. At first glance, it seemed that the entire stick was distorted with the distorted light.

"Monkey, you dare!"

High in the sky, a golden figure came a step late.

It was another monkey who almost couldn't help laughing when he saw Sun Wukong attacking Liao Wenjie and Tang Sanzang without knowing whether to live or die.

The monkey dared to raise his stick and swore to God that he almost laughed out loud and wasted time. He definitely didn't mean to be a step late.

What evil intentions can a little monkey have?

Due to a serious mistake in intelligence collection, Liao Wenjie was regarded as Master Guanyin in the eyes of the monkey. After fighting with a real sword and a real gun, the monkey tried the method himself and understood a truth on the spot.

The bald donkeys in Lingshan follow a pattern. They talk about principles and hold physics in their hands. If you don't listen to their reasoning, they will start practicing physics.

The Buddha's big dick is very painful when hit, and Sister Guanyin's whipping is not bad either.

There is no comparison between who is strong and who is weak. He can't defeat any of them anyway.

Now the demon monkey is uttering wild words and putting them into action, hoping to make Sister Guanyin eat his stick...

Just thinking about it makes me laugh.

However, you know, you know, you can just enjoy some things secretly, the drama still has to be performed. By the way, I gave him a thumbs up, because he was an unruly monkey, and his image of being well-behaved and sensible was instantly established.

What do we call our own people? This is what we call our own people!

Sure enough, whether you are a human or a monkey, if you want to live a comfortable life, you still have to rely on yourself after all.

Because the monkey in the sky was late on purpose, the stick in the hands of the monkey on the ground fell...

Tang Sanzang's head.

He was also a talkative person and was also blacklisted. Sun Wukong hated Tang Sanzang from the bottom of his heart. In comparison, Liao Wenjie was not so annoying.

When Tang Sanzang dies, he will take over.

Snapped!

One hand blocked the path that must be passed. The powerful and heavy golden cudgel could not move forward even an inch even though it was slightly bent. Tang Sanzang clasped his hands together and calmly recited the Buddha's name.

In sharp contrast, Sun Wukong had a blank expression on his face. He looked at Liao Wenjie blankly, with a series of question marks floating in his mind.

who I am? What's my mother's last name? What genus do I belong to in the subfamily Monidae?

The spatial fluctuations extend, starting from the end of the golden cudgel held by Liao Wenjie, and spreading all the way down to the palms of Sun Wukong's hands.

The sudden change occurred, and Sun Wukong took a breath of cold air. Unable to pull out the golden cudgel that seemed to have taken root, he decisively let go and took a few steps back.

Click!

The space cracks shattered, and at the same time, the golden hoop also shattered, falling piece by piece, shattering into debris all over the ground.

"Gudu!" x2

Sun Wukong swallowed and secretly thought that it was a dangerous situation. Fortunately, he let go quickly, otherwise his indestructible body did not collapse, and the opponent would be very embarrassed.

For a moment, he realized something was wrong. Why did he swallow twice?

Turning around, he saw a split-haired, extremely ugly monkey who came from a poor film crew touched behind him at some point. Perhaps he was frightened by the tragic sight of the golden cudgel being crushed to pieces with his bare hands, so he subconsciously put away his stick.

A domesticated monkey is not even worthy of carrying my shoes.

Sun Wukong looked disdainful, ignoring the stray hairs behind him, and looked at Liao Wenjie with a solemn expression. No matter from which angle he looked, the monkey behind him was here to make fun of him. The real enemy in this battle was in front.

Click! Click! !

Liao Wenjie crushed the last section of the stick between his five fingers, and after letting go, the quicksand on his fingertips, and the shining metal powder fell down.

Sun Wukong's eyelids jumped, he took a deep breath, his eyes flashed red, and he roared...

It got stuck in the throat, and he swallowed it with a gulp.

Just because in his sight, a giant white figure lit up behind Liao Wenjie. It was hazy and blurred, and it was impossible to see its true appearance. It was a vaguely six-armed figure, with magnificent light and shadow, and an extremely powerful and holy aura. It was definitely not an existence that he could provoke.

"you you……"

"If you want to learn, I'll teach you!"

The corner of Liao Wenjie's mouth curled up. The Dharmakaya was copied from the demon-conquering form of the Tathagata Mahakala, Mahakala. Although the appearance is very different, the inner essence is actually copied to a certain extent because it is so similar. It comes with the buff of subduing demons. Defeat opponents with demonic attributes.

Therefore, Chen Xuanzang's abbot master praised Liao Wenjie for his rich experience in subjugating demons. He was right at all. After in-depth analysis, there are two meanings in it.

While bragging about Liao Wenjie, brag about yourself. Pirated versions are so powerful, let alone genuine ones.

In one word, awesome!

Then there is the genuine dissatisfaction with piracy. He took the opportunity to mock Liao Wenjie. It is impossible for someone to be better than his predecessor. It is impossible to defeat the Tathagata with the palm of Tathagata. It is impossible in this life. It is a joke that piracy drives the genuine version to death.

From this point of view, the abbot is very narrow-minded, and these five words really hit the point.

Back to the main story, Sun Wukong in this small world is still very reasonable. Although Liao Wenjie cannot sing 300 children's songs, flexing his muscles can awaken the truth, goodness and beauty deep in his heart.

Liao Wenjie personally exited the game, indicating that the battle was directly over. Two monkeys fought, and the loser was called Sun Wukong.

In fact, without Liao Wenjie to take action, the ending would have been determined by the appearance. If four flags were planted in one go, it would be a damned thing to win.

"Monkey, you dare to be arrogant in front of the Bodhisattva. I think you are tired of living."

The monkey snorted coldly and acted like a dog taking advantage of human strength. He stepped forward and kicked Sun Wukong over. Then he walked carefully to Liao Wenjie, looked around, took out a small porcelain bottle from his ear and stuffed it into Liao Wenjie's hand.

"Wukong, what are you doing?"

"Monkeys in the mountains don't have any good treasures. Just be careful, you can always use them to lubricate them."

"Is it accommodating?"

"A meaning."

"..."

Liao Wenjie blinked and thought about it carefully. It seemed that he really meant the same thing, so he simply stopped arguing with the monkey.

After three visits to the thatched cottage, it was wrong. After three rejections and three attempts to persuade, Liao Wenjie could not resist the warm hospitality. He reluctantly accepted the porcelain vase and said dissatisfied: "Wukong, you gave me something for no reason. What did this mean...what's in it?"

"A few golden elixirs from the Tushita Palace. It's a little gadget to moisturize your throat. It's not worth much."

"real or fake?"

Liao Wenjie didn't believe it. He opened the porcelain bottle and took a look. There were really a dozen golden pills inside. He silently threw the porcelain bottle into the Dharma Space and said with a serious face: "I still don't believe it. You are famous for taking them wherever you go." Wherever we go, the Tushita Palace was five hundred years ago, and the golden elixir is still there?"

"I was so full at the time that I couldn't hold it in, so I left some."

"So that's the case, let me believe you for once."

Liao Wenjie nodded, then clenched his fist and coughed softly: "Wukong, the ugly words come first, one code is the same. I am famous for distinguishing between public and private. Although I accepted your things, it was to give you face, you What you want me to do may not be done for you."

"I have nothing to do. I just hope that you will fulfill your promise to me."

The monkey rubbed his hands and smiled flatteringly: "You promised me before that as long as I defeated this wild monkey, you would change positions and let him assist Tu...Tang Sanzang suddenly came to this world, and I stayed to assist the young Chen Xuanzang."

Liao Wenjie sighed after hearing this. Life is not easy, and the monkeys are starting to get involved.

No, he is not a monkey. Staying aloof from the incident should be called outside involvement.

Two monkeys roll up their arms in different patterns, which is called "Hanamaki".

Thinking of this, Liao Wenjie turned to look at the other monkey and opened the book. The one who paid the highest price wanted to be the chief disciple of Chen Xuanzang, and the one who paid the lowest price went to serve Bing Bing.

Sun Wukong looked confused and had no idea what Liao Wenjie meant. Obviously, before he was driven crazy, he had no idea how terrifying Tang Sanzang was.

Bah, poor guy!

Liao Wenjie was disdainful in his heart. Under the eyes of the monkey, which he looked at with strong contempt but did not dare to express it, he patted him lightly on the shoulder: "I am the most trustworthy person. There is no reason to take back the words I have said and the water I have thrown out." , from today on, the young man over there will be your master."

"Thank you Bodhisattva for making it possible!"

The monkey was so excited that when he thought of the desolate place, his tears fell to the ground.

With a heavy heart, he walked up to Tang San's hiding place with steps that he didn't recognize. He knelt down and said with a wide smile: "Master, if I don't smile, I will not be able to continue to serve you in the future due to the situation." . Once I am a teacher, I am always a father. Your careful teachings will never be forgotten by my grandson. Although we are separated today, the friendship between master and disciple is still there. We will meet again in the next life... I will treat you to dinner in the next life."

He was not very filial, he kept laughing and never stopped.

Tang Sanzang sighed slightly, raised his hand to wipe away the moisture from the corners of his eyes, then spread his fingers and placed them on the monkey's head: "Wukong, you...do you want to think about it again?"

"I won't consider it anymore!"

The monkey jumped up and pointed at Liao Wenjie with a ferocious look: "Although I am reluctant to let go, Bodhisattva has always been my idol and the beacon that illuminates the way forward in my life. Whether I live or die, I obey his arrangements. , absolutely nothing."

"In this case, I won't force you. Wukong, please remember to come and see me often."

"must!"

After hearing that Tang Sanzang promised to let him live, the monkey howled and cried happily. He didn't know, but he thought he was sad because he was separated from Tang Sanzang.

On the other side, Sun Wukong became more and more panicked as he watched. Thinking of the brief exchange with Tang Sanzang in the cave, he vaguely realized that something was wrong.

However, before he could jump up to resist, another change occurred in the field.

Chen Xuanzang, who was deeply trapped in the inner demon environment, changed from his previous dullness and stupidity. He put his hands together and silently chanted the name of the Buddha. A faint golden light surrounded his body, as if he had become a Buddha on the spot, and he burst out with unparalleled powerful momentum.

There is murderous intent! x2

The two monkeys froze on the spot, and an unprecedented crisis hit their hearts. They revealed their half-demon bodies and grinned at Chen Xuanzang.

In terms of appearance, the appearance of the two monkeys is different. One is a violent ape, and the other is... a gorilla.

At this moment, both monkeys remembered the fear of being dominated by an abbot five hundred years ago.

Looking behind Chen Xuanzang, a Buddha changes from virtual to real, vast, boundless, and immeasurable.

The Buddha looked down at all living beings with compassion on his face, mainly at the monkeys. After a moment, he eliminated one and locked his compassionate eyes on the gorilla.

((≥≤)): Ah, it’s none of my business!

(()): Ah, is it none of my business?

Sun Wukong, whose eyes were locked, didn't know why. He looked at himself on the opposite side who had exited the violent ape form, and winked desperately.

Why are you still standing there? If I die today, you won't be able to run away tomorrow.

Then he got a bald spot on the back of his head, and he felt lonely.

If you can't rely on your own people, then you can only rely on yourself. When the situation is critical, Sun Wukong waves his arms to his chest. While regaining his momentum, he looks around, preparing to catch a passing unlucky guy as a hostage.

However, it didn't happen. Liao Wenjie and others disappeared out of thin air, and the back of the bald head also disappeared.

All we can do is fight!

Sun Wukong looked up to the sky and roared, and roared at the Buddha again and again. In order to show that he was in danger, he slammed his fists on the ground, and the air was released. The broken spider webs and cracks spread around, destroying all the nearby mountains.

However, it was of no use. In his wildly beating eyelids, red fire burned the sky. In the void, ripples from virtual to real came from across the boundary. The fire ripples opened up the airflow layer for hundreds or thousands of miles. .

Finally, the sea of ​​clouds couldn't bear the weight and collapsed.

The immeasurable Buddha's light condensed, and the sky covered the earth with golden color. The big hand covering the sky that could be seen with the naked eye roared down, and the boundless power pressed the air and almost solidified into a solid stone.

At this moment, thousands of miles of mountains and rivers are just playthings on the sand table, and the next second they will be ravaged to pieces by big hands.

Faced with this terrifying power that was clearly beyond his own level, the only thing Sun Wukong could do was to fight to the death. He had nowhere to hide and fought with his back to the wall. He raised his arms high, trying to resist the giant palm that stretched across the sky.

But as the clearly visible palm prints grew larger and larger, big enough to squeeze hundreds of millions of monkey lives into it, the resistance he finally raised suddenly collapsed.

This is not a fight, this is bullying the weak, which is wrong.

Rumble————

The sky collapsed and the earth shattered, the whole space trembled violently, dust billowed, and a huge mushroom cloud rose into the sky, burning the sky for a long time.

The light and shadow in front of him were intertwined. Sun Wukong, who was squatting with his head in his arms, opened his eyes cautiously and found that the mountain was still there, as well as Tutu Alopecia areata, and Liao Wenjie and others who had disappeared before were not far away.

He swallowed, and like a frightened bird, he turned around... and bumped into a golden shield.

Duang————

The lingering sound lingered for three days.

Sun Wukong, who was staring at stars, shook his head. In front of him was Chen Xuanzang, who had his hands clasped together and seemed to have nothing in sight.

"Tathagata?"

Faced with Sun Wukong's question, Chen Xuanzang did not answer. His golden light disappeared and he walked slowly to Liao Wenjie: "Thank you very much, Mr. Liao, for helping me understand. I am deeply grateful, little monk. You can do nothing for two masters. Please help me again."

What do I wish you? Why do you enlightened people like to say half of what you say?

Liao Wenjie didn't quite understand. Tang Sanzang next to him smiled and nodded: "There is no need to trouble Master Liao about this matter. There is nothing between you and me. It would be better for me to do it."

"Good." Chen Xuanzang nodded.

"Wukong, give me a knife."

Tang Sanzang waved his hand and did not say which Wukong it was. The monkey had a clear understanding and rushed to him first. He plucked a monkey hair from the back of his bald head and blew it into a cold saw.

"Master, I am so useful, you see..."

"Wukong, you have to distinguish between priorities. Master Xuanzang is now your master."

"Master, I was wrong, give it to me again..."

"roll."

Monkey walked to the side angrily and watched eagerly as Tang Sanzang shaved Chen Xuanzang with a cold saw. Unwilling to give up, he looked at Liao Wenjie pitifully with a victim's aggrieved look on his face.

Between the two Tang monks who only talked about reason and those who only talked about physics, he chose to be crazy.

"Bodhisattva, it's normal for a man to occasionally say things without thinking. I hope you, for the sake of my youth and ignorance, will give me another chance to choose."

"hehe."

Liao Wenjie shrugged and said he was helpless. From the very beginning, the result of this exchange of apprentices was clear. The two royal brothers may not lose, but the two monkeys will definitely lose everything.

Encountering a wall at Liao Wenjie's place, the monkey refused to give up and took three steps, two steps at a time, to come to his side.

The four eyes facing each other are full of vicissitudes of life.

It’s not easy for you either! x2

"Brother Xian, I..."

"Who the hell is your good brother? Don't be so close, I don't know you at all!"

"But……"

"But what, there's nothing good to say. It's you who wants to go with him. I saw you stuffing the red envelope with my own eyes. How can this be fake?"

Sun Wukong sucked in the non-existent snot, rubbed his little hands and ran behind Tang Sanzang, grabbing his monk's robe. Because of his impressive height, he looked like a child going out with his parents.

On the other side, Zhizunbao witnessed the actual case with his own eyes and cried silently.

He didn't want to learn from the experience, but if he didn't go there would be a big deal, so he decided...

From the other party.

Therefore, if he could tell himself where his master was, he hoped that his master could neither reason nor understand physics.