Chapter 617 Just looking for trouble
Jilei Mountain, Moyun Cave.
Liao Wenjie was leaning on a garden bench, playing with a ball of yin and yang in his hands. Next to him was the jade-faced princess who was leaning against him, taking a nap with her eyes closed.
If you doze off in broad daylight, you don’t need to think about it. It must be that Liao Wenjie stayed up late last night to practice Taoism.
After returning to Moyun Cave, Liao Wenjie stopped pretending to be an old Black Mountain demon because the demonic aura dissipated into nothing. Princess Jade Face soon realized that the person she slept with day and night was deceiving her, so...
Forgave him.
Princess Jade Face said that she was not a superficial vixen, be it gods or monsters. As long as two people love each other, white lies are not flaws and can be ignored. She likes Liao Wenjie's handsomeness.
Then the vixen became even more clingy.
It is understandable that with Liao Wenjie's conditions, besides having many wings in other worlds, he perfectly fits the image of a husband in her mind.
As for the wings that spread across other worlds, in order not to make Princess Jade Face sad, Liao Wenjie kept silent and chose to bear it silently.
A little fox came bounding to the garden. Seeing that the Jade-faced Princess was not awake from her nap, she jumped on the bench and purred a few times in Liao Wenjie's ear.
"A monkey came from outside the cave. His name is Sun Wukong. He wants to see Tang Sanzang... Yes, he is quite abiding by the rules..." Liao Wenjie raised his hand and touched the chin of the Jade-faced Princess. He raised his eyebrows and secretly said it was interesting, asking the little fox to let the monkey go. Bring Sun Wukong over.
Faced with the weak defense of Ji Lei Mountain, which was a bunch of little foxes grinning to show that they were super fierce, Sun Wukong did not force his way in, but politely asked for an audience. This shows that this guy has been well trained by the Bull Demon King and the Three Demons of Shituoling. At least he has Medium rare.
"As expected of me, I managed to ripen the monkey with just one move."
Liao Wenjie was secretly proud, and at the same time he felt deeply that Tieba Shui Jun was sincere and would not deceive him. Only by seeing and experiencing philosophy can one achieve complete enlightenment.
"Husband, Sun Wukong is here, do you want me to get out of the way first?" The jade-faced princess opened her eyes and woke up when the little fox chirped.
"It doesn't matter, this monkey is not that monkey, he is not interested in you now."
"???"
The jade-faced princess tilted her little head, slightly dissatisfied.
The monkey seduced the sister-in-law and cuckolded the Bull Demon King. The reputation of the lecher spread throughout the world through the mouth of a certain Jiao Demon King who did not want to be named. It can be said that even Li Er, who was far away in the Tang Dynasty in the east, knew that Yu Di had taken it. A pervert apprentice.
Liao Wenjie actually said that the monkey is not interested in her. What does it mean? Is he looking down on her appearance, or is he confident that he can persuade others with virtue, so the monkey is afraid of being interested?
Princess Jade Face was full of doubts and soon saw Sun Wukong who was led by the little fox.
He is haggard, his eyes are dull, his upper body is in a tattered costume, a bare flagpole is stuck behind his back, and he wears a piece of tiger skin around his waist, revealing two short and thin hairy legs.
His whole body was dirty, but his forehead was quite bright, and the hair of a strong man who was in danger of causing trouble to all directions showed his ferocious hair for the first time.
"Hiss--"
The Jade-faced Princess raised her hand to cover her mouth, feeling so dejected. Is this still the majestic Monkey King who dares to give the Bull Demon King a green thumb?
It was indeed Sun Wukong, and the reason why he ended up in this tragic situation was also very simple. It had been two months since he passed by Wuzhishan, during which time...
It’s hard to describe in one word.
Because he was too arrogant as a monkey, the three demons of Shituoling gave him a severe lesson. According to the three brothers, if the monkey wanted to attack Niu Zi, it was a personal grudge. Not only would the three brothers not interfere, but they would stand aside and applaud him.
But if the three brothers were implicated for no reason, then don't blame them for seeking revenge and just take revenge.
The three demons of Shituoling and the Bull Demon King teamed up and sworn sworn brothers on the spot. They teamed up to beat the monkey half to death and then brought them back to Shituoling.
I wanted to use the yin and yang gas bottles to turn the monkey into pus, but I never thought that I searched the whole Shituo Ridge and couldn't find the big treasure that could beat the golden-winged roc. I had no choice but to retreat and seek the next best thing, treating others with their own treatment. body, or use magical power to clone, become giant, or call in demon soldiers and demon generals...
The scene was as follows. The little skinny monkey was huddled in a cave. Dozens of orcs rushed in instantly, and there were people queuing up behind them.
All we can say is that the monkey is still alive because of its indestructible body.
Half a month later, the Bull Demon King lost his temper and felt that there was no point in it. He bid farewell to his three brothers and started his own cleansing business, looking for relatives through connections and seeking a position as a righteous god in heaven.
It doesn't matter if he's not a righteous god. It's better to be a small warlord like Erlang Shen. The sky is high and the emperor is far away. He has a salary and is better than being free and comfortable.
The three Shituoling brothers were still angry, and they led the crowd to toss for two months before they finally realized it was boring. The Golden-winged Dapeng threw Sun Wukong out of the cave, threatening that the matter was not over yet, and warned the monkey to be careful in the future, and wait for the three brothers to When he gets bored one day, he will come to seek trouble for him.
It's not over yet.
I don’t know who the cow was who spread the gossip at the wine table. The Jiao Demon King, who did not want to be named, learned the information. It is conceivable that with the professionalism of this passerby named Jiao who is good at spreading gossip, it will not be long before Li Er knows. .
As the monkey in question, Sun Wukong was heartbroken. Only when he thought of the threat of the Golden-winged Dapeng did he feel a little emotional.
He came to Tang Sanzang for no other reason. He escaped into Buddhism, served his brother Yudi to obtain the Western Sutra, quickly completed this path, and quickly achieved enlightenment. From then on, the troubles in the world had nothing to do with him.
With this idea, Sun Wukong has not yet calmed down, it is just an escape from the cruel reality. After all, there is really no place for him in the vast world, and only Tang Sanzang is willing to take him in.
However, after experiencing this painful lesson, Sun Wukong has indeed grown a lot in all aspects. The increase in emotional intelligence is visible to the naked eye, as well as in terms of female sex.
Just as Liao Wenjie said, when he saw the Jade-faced Princess, Sun Wukong shook his head slightly.
What is a man and what is a woman?
What is love and what is desire?
It's nothing, just asking for trouble.
But when he saw Liao Wenjie's pretty face, a flash of fear flashed across Sun Wukong's face. He took a few steps back and swallowed: "Master Guanyin, how could the old Black Mountain demon be you... So that's the case, no wonder there is such a thing. It’s a Five-Finger Mountain, no wonder I felt...”
Sun Wukong didn't know Liao Wenjie's identity, but the other two monkeys said that Liao Wenjie was, and they probably wouldn't lie to him about this kind of thing, so he still believed it until now.
Thinking again about the causes and consequences of various absurd encounters, especially the coincidences that were deliberately targeted at him, Sun Wukong immediately understood the key. Guanyin planned to harm him in order to make him obediently learn the scriptures.
hateful!
Can't beat it!
Bear it!
After three consecutive rounds, Sun Wukong gave a forced smile and said that he could not repay his kindness, so he stopped saying thank you.
"Master Guanyin?!"
The jade-faced princess was shocked when she heard this. She looked at Liao Wenjie and then at Sun Wukong. She couldn't make a joke. Why was her pretty boy-in-law a Guanyin master?
"I am not a Bodhisattva, I am a Taoist. You have recognized the wrong person."
Liao Wenjie waved his hand and led Sun Wukong towards the quiet room: "Tang Sanzang has been waiting for you for a while, and your two junior brothers are also here. Now that you, the monkey, have been gathered together, we can continue on our way."
"Avalokitesvara..."
Princess Jade Face followed Liao Wenjie step by step, with grievances written all over her pretty face: "I once heard my father say that it is said that Avalokitesvara uses her body to give alms, and after the great joy, the red and pink color changes into a skeleton, so there is a saying of the red and pink skull, which refers to the Great Silence. The meaning of destruction educates the lost people so that they will not indulge in the thought of flesh and skin."
Liao Wenjie: "???"
"The Bodhisattva advised me not to indulge in male sex. Just say it directly. Why do you have to act like a wishful husband?"
The jade-faced princess burst into tears: "I want the Bodhisattva to know that although I am a vixen, I am a decent person and have never had any thoughts of lusting after beauty. The Bodhisattva behaves like this. It is pitiful that I have entrusted all my thoughts to my husband." , so... so wronged."
Liao Wenjie: (_)
Okay, stop showing off your IQ, it’s so funny.
Liao Wenjie rolled his eyes and pointed out the error in Princess Jade Face's words: "The period after the Great Joy is not called the Great Annihilation. It is called the Sage's Time, which is the cooling-off period after overheating. When the progress bar is finished reading, there will be another straight man... Bah bah bah...waiby,waiby..."
…
Quiet room Zen room.
Several good-looking vixens sat cross-legged on the ground, dressed in quite plain and elegant manners. They had lost their charming temperament and listened intently to Tang Sanzang's sermons.
When reciting the Buddha's name, Tang Sanzang was quite serious. Although he kept talking, at least he would not call people crazy.
These sisters are crazy!
The Jade-faced Princess looked at her little sisters who had nothing to offer, and felt quite speechless. They were vixens, and they lived just to be happy. What was the point of being vixens who were not close to men?
Seeing the door of the quiet room open, Tang Sanzang glanced over and accurately captured Sun Wukong. He raised his hand and pressed it, stopped preaching, and walked to the door slowly.
"Wukong, have you figured it out?"
"Master..."
The corners of Sun Wukong's mouth twitched and he said dryly: "During this period, my disciple has been thinking hard and finally decided to follow in your footsteps, so... I'd like to trouble you, can you not say the word 'tong' in the future?"
"Why, what's wrong with 'tong'?"
"..."
Sun Wukong remained silent, with two lines of hot tears running down his face.
"Wukong, looking at your hairstyle, my master has decided to trust you again."
Tang Sanzang nodded with satisfaction, then turned to Liao Wenjie and said, "Donor Liao, Wukong has enabled him to become Wukong. I think the benefactor must have contributed a lot, so I would like to thank you in advance."
"No no."
Liao Wenjie waved his hand, not daring to take credit, and said truthfully: "I didn't contribute any force. If you don't believe me, ask Wukong. The ones who contributed the force were the Bull Demon King and the Blue-haired Lion..."
"Cough cough cough——"
Sun Wukong clenched his fists and coughed desperately, as if he would not give up until he coughed out his lungs.
"Donor Liao, although I don't know what happened in the middle, I can guess a few things from Wukong's miserable appearance. This is not good. You are an immortal with status and will be accused by the government of animal cruelty." Tang Sanzang said a few words , with a keen eye like him, he can see that the monkey's Wukong is superficial and has not yet been completely trained.
All the good things have been taught by Liao Wenjie, so what kind of Zen is he still practicing?
Liao Wenjie rolled his eyes, Elder Tang had a bit of a double standard.
It is true that he made the monkey miserable, but when it comes to abusing animals, Tang Sanzang's training methods were obviously more cruel.
First call him crazy, instill advanced Buddhist experience while his mind is in chaos, start from the spiritual level, and complete the transformation from the inside out, which is called becoming a Buddha immediately.
At most, he repaired Sun Wukong's facial features, while Tang Sanzang reshaped Sun Wukong's three views. They are not on the same level at all and cannot be compared.
Tang Sanzang was chatting for a long time, Sun Wukong's eyes were filled with stars as he talked, the Jade-faced Princess hid her face and ran away, Liao Wenjie stared at the backs of the vixens, wondering if this was a uniform temptation.
"Donor Liao, there is another Wukong. The poor monk is a little worried about him. That Wukong still has a biased understanding of himself. What he is escaping is not fate, but the responsibility that has been placed on him. It is quite pitiful to be confused. .”
Tang Sanzang took out the golden hoop from his arms: "The poor monk has rested for a long time and will be on his way in a hurry in the future. If Almsgiver Liao encounters him, please hand over this golden hoop to him. Let the poor monk go first. If he figures it out, Yes, the poor monk is welcome at any time."
"Hey, this one has a good figure, and that one is not bad either... He is indeed a vixen who dares to eat Tang Monk's flesh. He really hides everything..."
"Donor Liao?!"
"Ah...ah? Ah!"
Liao Wenjie came back to his senses, took the golden hoop and said: "Don't worry, Elder Tang, I will not stand idly by with Brother Zhizunbao. I will definitely help him if necessary. No, Fairy Zixia is still locked up next door, just waiting He’s coming to the door.”
"The almsgiver does things decently, and the poor monk can feel at ease."
Tang Sanzang clasped his hands together and bowed slightly, then led Sun Wukong out of the quiet room. After joining Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng, the four masters and disciples went down the mountain along the rugged path.
At the border of Jilei Mountain, Tang Sanzang picked up a white dragon horse hanging on a tree. He took the customs clearance documents, purple gold alms bowl, etc. as a salute and headed west...
"Wait a minute."
Tang Sanzang rode on the horse, raised his hand and called a pause, allowing Sun Wukong to raise the clouds on the spot and lead the master and disciples to set sail.
"Master, you finally figured it out!"
Zhu Bajie was overjoyed: "I told you before, we are not mortals, how can we walk as happily as riding on clouds."
"..."
Sun Wukong stared at Zhu Bajie with a bad expression. This pig had a fat head and big ears. It was very delicious at first glance. He took the pig whip as a side dish tonight.
"Bajie, what are you thinking about?"
Tang Sanzang shook his head and explained: "My master suddenly discovered that our group was first robbed by the Bull Demon King and then taken to Jilei Mountain by Benefactor Liao. We missed thousands of miles of steps along the way. If we arrived at Xitianling Mountain, the Buddha would Isn’t it unfair to criticize us for being sneaky and slippery, not willing to hand over the scriptures to us, and asking us to start all over again?”
"Ah this..."
"Therefore, only by riding on the clouds and returning to the desert, walking through this land of thousands of miles step by step, can we show our sincerity towards the Buddha."
You are a cavalryman, and you are still taking one step at a time. It sounds nice, but you have to dismount! x3
You are a cavalryman, but you are still taking one step at a time. It is nice to say that you are getting off me!
"Master is right."
"I support."
"Me too."
"叏lvlv"