Chapter 618: You know me if you don’t tell secret words

Chapter 618: You know me if you don’t tell secret words

Outside Moyun Cave, in the grass, a wretched white-faced boy with a suspicious appearance was crouching and waiting.

Supreme treasure.

Because it is Supreme Treasure, the term "little white face" here is literal, and it only refers to his relatively white face.

"Damn it, why haven't you come yet..."

Zhizunbao muttered and complained. He heard that pretty boys would pick up a beautiful little fox when they arrived at Jilei Mountain. It was also an injured kind. After taking it home to recuperate, the little fox would turn into a fox girl. He said There is no way to repay the life-saving grace, only to promise it with one's own body.

It is reported that this line is wholesale, and no one has ever received the promise of having a good life in the next life.

Although it's a little outrageous, it makes sense when you think about it. After all, it's hard to say who the fisherman is, and the ugly one won't be able to pick up the little fox at all.

Of course, Supreme Bora didn't come here just for vixens. As an Ax Gang leader who had escaped from vulgar tastes, he refused female sex. He just felt that the rumors were too ridiculous and wanted to verify it himself.

Along the way, I was almost reaching Moyun Cave. I didn't even meet a little fox, which made Zhizunbao sigh repeatedly.

It's all because of his handsomeness!

The little foxes must have been shocked by his good looks and fought over the injured spot, but there is no clear winner yet.

"What's there to grab? One fox can be saved, but so can a hundred foxes. I'm not an unreasonable person."

The Supreme Treasure sighed, and in the peripheral vision, a white figure jumped out from behind the tree. He hurriedly took a closer look and found that it was a snow-white little fox. It looked so cute in a daze.

Zhizunbao's eyes were shining, coming, coming, the little foxes decided the winner.

Again, he was not looking forward to the storyline of a blushing enchantress repaying her favor. He was happy because his appearance was once again affirmed.

"嘤嘤嘤"

The little fox limped and leaned against the tree, whining sadly for a few times. When he saw the Supreme Treasure approaching from a distance, rubbing his hands, his body shook suddenly, stopped acting, and swooped into the grass, running away without a trace.

The nimble steps that were as fast as flying could not be compared to the staggering steps before.

"..."

Zhizunbao was silent on the spot. After a moment, he shook his head and smiled casually: "As expected of me, he is so handsome that he can be used as medicine. He cured the lame fox with just one look."

After saying that, he returned to the grass and squatted patiently again.

Putting aside the impure purpose of Xiaoyi Diudiu, there is a reason for Zhizunbao to catch the fox. He used the Moonlight Treasure Box to escape and successfully returned to his own small world with a very small probability, and met the Blind Man and a group of ax gangs. Help the public.

The second head of the family and Chun Sansanniang were also there, as well as... Tang Sanzang, who was still in his infancy.

Seeing this little doll, Supreme Treasure was so scared that his scalp was numb. After all, he was an experienced person who had traveled through several small worlds and could see through the hidden plot of the current small world at a glance.

The second master, the blind man, Tang Sanzang, and himself formed a team of Buddhist pilgrims.

As for the white dragon horse, this is not a big problem. Just find a mule and paint it white. If you are braver, Zixia Fairy will almost become a spirit by riding on the other end of the 'Pansi Cave'.

Really not, isn't this the Spring Thirty-nine Mother? Mother's love is great. She feels sorry for her son who has walked hundreds of thousands of miles, and it is not impossible to take the initiative to transform into a mount.

Of course, these are not the main point. Zhizunbao looked around and did not find Bai Jingjing. After asking, he got a piece of news from Chun Sananniang that made him vomit three liters of blood.

Bai Jingjing committed suicide in Pansi Cave, and the grass on her grave stood up.

After running for so long, I still haven’t caught up!

The Supreme Treasure was heartbroken, and I remembered what Military Master Yin once said. The Moonlight Treasure Box cannot take people through the past and the future. It can only send the user from one world to another.

Zhizunbao refused to accept it, and that night, taking advantage of the bright moonlight, he traveled continuously in front of Bai Jingjing's grave, four or five times in a row, and each time it was Bai Jingjing's grave.

In other words, he repeated all the small worlds he had traveled through before.

Until the last world, where Bai Jingjing was shot on the wall by the Supreme Treasure before committing suicide. The suicide attempt failed. The two met, overjoyed, and the sun faded under the broad sky. Fast forward to Emperor Wen of Wei.

Based on the efficacy of the Moonlight Box and the linkage between various small worlds, Zhizunbao knew in his heart that the Bai Jingjing beside him was not his girl Bai, and the Zhizunbao that Bai Jingjing loved was not him.

However, because everyone has the same template, Bai Jingjing doesn't know it clearly.

Love is selfish. Zhizunbao hides the secret deep in his heart. He smiles every day, but feels quite uncomfortable in his heart.

This situation did not improve until two months later. That night, another Supreme Treasure came to the door with a Moonlight Treasure Box...

Then the double is one...

It's just one...

That's right...

MMP, it’s very embarrassing!

In the end, Zhizunbao couldn't figure out who was who and who he was.

But one thing he was very sure of was that he had cheated on one of them.

Five or six 'boys' got together and fought hard for the first half of the month, just to find their love. In the second half of the month, they hugged each other and cried bitterly, and got together every night to drink to drown their sorrows. They escaped from reality to no avail, and admitted that the love that belonged to them was buried forever.

The Supreme Treasure is also one of them. After drinking a glass of bitter wine, everyone will get drunk even if the wine is not intoxicating. They open the Moonlight Treasure Box and turn around and leave.

The posture is very chic and the back is very bleak, like a homeless stray dog.

Entering the current small world again, Zhizunbao sighs with emotion that there must be a response if he never forgets it. After losing his love, he thought of his spare tire Zixia Fairy...

It can't be said to be a spare tire. Relationships are too complicated. For today's Supreme Treasure, if there is any regret, it is probably only Zixia.

Comparing one's feelings with one's own, Zhizunbao decided to make Zixia his wife. The bitter pill of never losing my love was hard to swallow. If she wanted to love, let her like it.

But first, we need to find where Zixia is!

In the desert, Zhizunbao met Tang Sanzang riding a white horse, and with the help of the angry-looking Sun Wukong, he came to Jilei Mountain.

Regarding the specific situation of Ji Lei Mountain, Tang Sanzang was unusually taciturn and did not say a word. He only said that there were two lost treasures of the Supreme Treasure here, and none of them were taken away when using the Moonlight Treasure Box before.

So the Supreme Treasure was lurking in the grass, waiting for the injured little fox to come to the door. It had no other intention, and was ready to use the tried-and-tested beauty trick to charm the vixen into a fascination, so as to help rescue the Zixia Fairy.

After all, Jilei Mountain is the territory of the old Black Mountain demon. This demon not only has great supernatural powers, but also wears the same pants as the Bull Demon King. As a bad boy who seduces the sister-in-law, the Black Mountain Old Demon will definitely help the Bull Demon King to avenge his shame.

Zhizunbao said that he was wronged and it was the smelly monkey who seduced his sister-in-law. He just went out that night and was taken away by Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng without even touching the toilet paper on the bedside of his sister-in-law.

Fortunately, the problem is not big and can be outmaneuvered. Zhizunbao is very confident about this.

From the day he was born, his face and brains have always been his plus points. Fairies in the sky and witches on the earth all fell in love with him at first sight, and it was enough to win hundreds of vixens in a matter of minutes.

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The Supreme Treasure remained motionless, and the little foxes did not move either. Only gossips moved, and the news that there was an ugly ghost outside the cave who wanted to have sex for free spread throughout Jilei Mountain.

…

At night, the moon and stars are sparse.

The rustling chirping of insects could be heard in the grass, and from time to time there was a clear and crisp sound of banging, which made the little foxes passing by full of questions, muttering which sister was so greedy that they couldn't think of finding an ugly girl. Men's fun.

It's okay to have fun, but it would be a big deal if it ruined Ji Leishan's baseline of appearance when choosing a mate. If this spread, wouldn't they become casual witches, and they would no longer be vixens in the future.

Snapped!

Zhizunbao raised his hand and slapped it on his face, and said bitterly: "Damn it, there are cunning mosquitoes in the poor mountains and rivers. They are so big that they are almost as big as my gang leader's Wuyue Mountain."

"Gang leader, if you don't want to be bitten by mosquitoes, why not go into Moyun Cave. There are no mosquitoes there. They are all pretty little fairies. They are not only beautiful but also delicious." Liao Wenjie stood behind the Supreme Treasure and kindly reminded him.

"Ah this..."

A touch of salty wetness appeared on Zhizunbao's face when he heard this. After a moment, he shook his head and changed his serious face: "No, no! Military advisor, you don't know, I bumped into a monkey. The old demon of Montenegro is the staunch younger brother of the Bull Demon King. I If you go in, you will definitely die."

"It makes sense."

"Not only does it make sense, it simply makes sense." Zhizunbao turned his head and spoke with a hint of dissatisfaction.

"..."x2

(;._.=゜゜)(ω)

Their eyes met, and the air was silent, except for the humming in the wind that never stopped.

Snapped!

Liao Wenjie slapped Zhizunbao on the face, and then caused a cloud of water mist to wash away the posed photo of mosquitoes on his palm: "Gang leader, let's go in, you urinate sugar to attract mosquitoes, and then squat for a while, the mosquitoes in Jilei Mountain will be I hired them all for you.”

"Army, military advisor...you, me..."

Supreme Treasure Aba Aba, after a long while, he said: "Why, how old are you?"

"Gang Leader, please respect the background of the times. I know you are used to being nonsensical, but this is the set of Journey to the West after all. It's your fault that you are so busy and tired at all times."

Liao Wenjie grabbed the Supreme Treasure by its collar, lifted it up, and said as he walked toward Moyun Cave: "There are many mosquitoes outside, let's go in first."

"Wait a minute, this is the territory of the Black Mountain old demon, I..."

The Supreme Treasure paused in the middle of his words, and suddenly remembered that Liao Wenjie was Master Guanyin. With him leading the way, the old demon from Montenegro was nothing, and there was no need to be afraid even if Sun Wukong came.

"Gang Leader, to be honest, I am the Black Mountain Demon." Liao Wenjie raised his hand and wiped his face, transforming into the appearance of the Montenegro Demon, and then changed back again.

"Ah this..."

"I didn't say hello when we met last time. It was rude."

"No, how could you be the old monster from Montenegro? Aren't you a Bodhisattva?"

Zhizunbao said it was unbelievable. He had seen the old demon from Montenegro at the wedding. He was a pervert like him. His mouth watered when he saw the beauty of the Jade-faced Princess. How could such a thing be a Bodhisattva?

"I'm not a Bodhisattva. I never have been. As for why I'm an old demon from Montenegro..."

Liao Wenjie pondered for a moment and said proudly: "Gang leader, you know that I am the most shameless person in my life. I only have the hobby of being a hero. I turned into the old Black Mountain demon to save the Jade-faced Princess from the sea of ​​misery." , lest she be harmed by the Bull Demon King."

Yes, yes, you rescued the Jade-faced Princess from the sea of ​​suffering and then threw her into your dire straits. It was so touching.

Zhizunbao complained in his heart, not believing a word of Liao Wenjie's lies. After all, when they first met, Liao Wenjie claimed to be a gangster and had the nickname of 'white-faced man'.

Forgive his clumsy eyesight, this is not a true performance, this is a copy of the character, and maybe he has restrained himself.

"By the way, gang leader, I've seen you since noon. What are you doing here at Moyun Cave? You've been squatting in the grass, saying nothing and doing nothing. I've never seen such a boring person like you since I saw you. "Liao Wenjie said speechlessly.

"Better than boredom, how can I be your opponent..."

Zhizunbao whispered, and then said: "Military advisor, since you are the old monster from Montenegro, then I will tell you the truth. I am lustful, greedy vixen, and want to hook up with a few and take them home to make me happy."

"I see, come find Fairy Zixia."

"Hey, I know you are a god, but communication is mutual. It depends on your will and my will. Please respect me, a weak mortal."

"It's just a joke. Don't be angry, gang leader. Speaking of which, what are you doing with Zixia? I remember you clearly dumped her..."

"That's not called dumping. It's distance that creates beauty. In order to make her love me more, I let her be alone for a while."

"So that's it, you've lost your studies, you've lost your studies."

Liao Wenjie touched his chin: "To be honest, the time alone is a bit long, which means I am not close to women. If it were the Bull Demon King or something, Fairy Zixia would be pregnant."

"Hahaha……"

Zhizunbao laughed twice, suddenly trembled, and said hurriedly: "Strategic Advisor, tell me honestly, Zixia is fine, right?"

"No, I've done a good job of protecting myself."

"..."

Zhizunbao's face turned green, his whole body felt bad, and he said resentfully: "Military advisor, this kind of joke cannot be made casually, so please tell me that you are joking, right?"

Liao Wenjie frowned, walked with his head down and said nothing. He was so anxious that the Supreme Treasure was jumping up and down, muttering nonsense about axe, rules, and seducing his sister-in-law with three swords and six holes.

"Gang leader, let me ask you again, didn't you dump Fairy Zixia? Why are you coming back to look for her again?"

"Well……"

Zhizunbao winked and sighed: "It's complicated to say, I often can't help but think of her... At first, I thought I was feeling guilty because I was using her for other purposes, but later I realized that I did like her. Got her."

Liao Wenjie shook his head slightly and pointed out the mistake: "Personally, I think if you remove the word 'Le', the sentence will be smoother and more in line with your pervert character."

Zhizunbao just pretended not to hear, and continued: "If you fall in love with two people at the same time, choose the second person, because if you really love the first person, you can't hold the second person in your heart."

"No, no, no, you are just lustful, and you can still pretend to have another love."

Liao Wenjie complained, not giving the Supreme Treasure face: "I just want to ask, Miss Bai is so good, you don't want it anymore?"

"She loves the monkey, not me."

"Um?!"

"Okay, she's dead, so I'm here to make Zixia happy."

"Ah, that's really wronging you."

Liao Wenjie rolled his eyes and expressed disdain for Zhizunbao's arrogant behavior to save face. Unlike him, he liked one without delaying liking the other. He was clearly a scumbag.

"I'm not wronged. I've seen it through. As a man, it's better to be loved by a woman than to love a woman. As long as Zixia is happy, I don't care."

Zhizunbao shook his head and suddenly had an idea. He looked Liao Wenjie up and down, and the light in his eyes gradually expanded.

"Gudu!"

"Gang leader, calm down, I'm so big that you can't fit in."

"No, I am different from women. I am not sexually attracted to men."

Zhizunbao rubbed his hands and stepped forward: "Bodhisattva, you are so powerful. It is easier to resurrect a dead person than to eat and drink water, right?"

"No, Bodhisattva doesn't eat or drink."