Chapter 12: Bragging is a skill that is mastered
"Aunt Zhang, doesn't your son drive a BMW? Why don't you let him pick us up?"
One of the aunties covered her nose and glanced around with a look of disgust, "I really can't stand the smell of sweat, and I don't know how they managed to sit down."
Hearing this, Aunt Zhang paused for a moment, then took out a senior phone from an unknown number of years ago, casually clicked on the phone's buttons a few times, and put it to her ear.
"Hello? Son, where are you now?"
She answered the phone very loudly, as if she was afraid that the people around her wouldn't hear her, and she even raised her voice a lot.
"Oh, you went to discuss business, right? And it was an eight-figure deal?"
"Since it's inconvenient for you, I won't bother you."
"It's okay, Mom, just squeeze in on the bus today."
"Bye, son."
"..."
After saying that, Aunt Zhang looked apologetic and said to the other aunts sheepishly: "You also heard that my son has to handle a business today and is busy."
Hearing this, the other aunties twitched their mouths slightly, their faces full of embarrassment, but they still subconsciously said: "Haha...it's okay, let's just squeeze in today."
It's not just them.
Even everyone on the bus looked at Aunt Zhang in astonishment.
That's when.
Chen Feng, who was standing aside without saying anything, suddenly pointed out the problem: "Auntie... you held your phone backwards."
"..."
As soon as these words came out, the bus fell into silence for an instant.
Dead silence!
Awkward!
"Hahahahaha... I'm laughing so hard!"
“These aunties are so funny!!”
"Hold the phone backwards? Send messages through the air? Is that okay???"
"I have to say that they are very good at bragging." M.
"Are you talking about an eight-figure business deal? I almost believed it!"
At this moment, the water friends in the live broadcast room were laughing from ear to ear.
As for the bus.
Everyone still fell into silence.
Of course, the most embarrassing person is none other than Aunt Zhang!
Not to mention how embarrassed she is now.
His face turned red with embarrassment.
She was just pretending and didn't call her son at all.
Moreover, his son is just an ordinary office worker working in a factory. Let alone an eight-figure business, even if there is one, he will not be able to negotiate in the queue.
And the biggest reason why she brags like this is that all the aunties around her have boasted about their sons, so she definitely can't lag behind.
But who would have thought that he would actually make such a small mistake!
"Humph, young man, who do you think you are? What qualifications do you have to criticize me?"
Aunt Zhang suppressed her anger and yelled directly at Chen Feng.
Yes, all this is because of Chen Feng!
If he hadn't pointed this out to her face, she wouldn't have been in such an embarrassing situation!
"???????"
As soon as these words came out, not only the live broadcast room, but also the people on the bus expressed questions.
"What's going on? Why are you scolding someone when they point it out to you??"
"This aunt is really interesting."
"When I see this kind of person, I immediately become tui!"
"..."
After taking a look at the live broadcast, Chen Feng's eyes returned to Auntie, "Auntie, I'm just telling the truth, I don't mean anything else."
He didn't plan to tell this aunt so much.
not to mention.
He didn't feel like he had done anything wrong.
But Aunt Zhang had no intention of letting it go. She looked Chen Feng up and down, and then snorted coldly, "Look at how poor you are. You're already in your twenties now, aren't you? Why do you still take the bus to work every day?" What? You can’t even afford a car, right?”
"That's right. As an office worker, how much money can you make in a month? Taking the bus to work is really a good match for you."
As soon as these words came out, everyone couldn't bear it anymore.
Her words directly offended everyone on the bus!
What happened to taking the bus to work? ? ?
Does taking the bus offend you?
Although they are all workers, why don’t we steal or rob and work hard in this city just to live a better life in the future?
Looking at the unfriendly glances around her, Aunt Zhang not only had no intention of retreating, but even became more serious: "Follow me, you will have to work all your life! And you can only take public transportation for the rest of your life!"
"..."
Regarding these words, Chen Feng acted as if he had not heard them and stood there blankly.
However, he was not stunned because of Aunt Zhang's words, but because of several system options that appeared in front of him at this time.
【Ding! A violation of the host's reputation has been detected and options have been automatically generated for you. 】
[Option 1: Don’t speak and silently acknowledge Aunt Zhang’s words. 】
[Reward: I am just a useless piece of clothing. 】
[Option 2: Show your cards directly and say: No more pretending, I am a multi-millionaire, I show my cards. 】
[Reward: A BMW 3 Series. 】
[Option 3: Expose these aunts and let them show their true colors. 】
[Reward: A Rolls-Royce Phantom! 】
"I choose three!"
See this series of prompts.
Chen Feng didn't even think about it. He knew how many to choose with his butt, right?
Decisively choose three!
"Hmm? Why don't you speak? I was right, you are too embarrassed to speak, right?"
Looking at Chen Feng standing there blankly, he didn't speak.
Aunt Zhang crossed her arms and showed a smug look on her face.
Until this moment, she felt that her face was back a little, and her mood became much better.
It was also the next moment.
Chen Feng immediately recovered.
"Hehe, Aunt, I didn't speak, purely because I respect you as my elder, so I don't bother to care about you, but what about you? Not only do you not act like an elder, but you are also pushing it."
"Since you don't know how to respect, then I don't need to respect you."
Speaking of this, Chen Feng paused and continued.
"You keep saying how noble you are. What about you now? Don't you also take the bus? According to your age, you have been working for most of your life, right? Where is your car? Where is your car?"
"Oh, by the way, your car is with your son, and it's a BMW, right?"
"Yes! Are you jealous?"
Aunt Zhang said righteously: "It's not that I look down on you, I think you can't afford such a luxury car in your life, right?"
She had no way back, so she could only go on with Chen Feng.
"Damn! Driving a broken BMW, it's amazing, right?"
"Thirty years in the east, thirty years in the west! Don't despise the poor young!"
"That's right, who are you looking down on? The anchor sent me a location, I will drive my Porsche over immediately to give the anchor face!"
"Fuck! It's OK, there are big guys driving Porsches in the live broadcast room?"
"Not a big guy... It's just a gift from my girlfriend on her 80th birthday."