Chapter 13: A slap in the face at the speed of light. Does it hurt?
for these words.
Chen Feng acted as if he hadn't heard anything and stood there blankly.
However, he was not stunned because of Aunt Zhang's words, but because of several system options that appeared in front of him at this time.
【Ding! A violation of the host's reputation has been detected and options have been automatically generated for you. 】
[Option 1: Don’t speak and silently acknowledge Aunt Zhang’s words. 】
[Reward: I am just a useless piece of clothing. 】
[Option 2: Show your cards directly and say: No more pretending, I am a multi-millionaire, I show my cards. 】
[Reward: A BMW 3 Series. 】
[Option 3: Expose these aunts and let them show their true colors. 】
[Reward: A Rolls-Royce Phantom! 】
"I choose three!"
See this series of prompts.
Chen Feng didn't even think about it. He knew how many to choose with his butt, right?
Decisively choose three!
"Huh? Why don't you speak? You told me that I said it right. Are you embarrassed to speak?"
He looked at Chen Feng standing there blankly, not saying anything.
Aunt Zhang crossed her arms and had a proud look on her face.
It was only at this moment that she felt that her face had returned a little, and her mood was much better.
Just the next moment.
Chen Feng immediately calmed down.
"Haha, aunt, I don't say anything. It's purely because I respect you as my elder, so I don't bother to argue with you. But what about you? Not only do you not act like an elder, but you also have to push your limits."
"Since you don't know how to respect, then I don't need to respect you."
Having said this, Chen Feng paused and continued.
"You keep saying how noble you are? Where are you now? Don't you also take the bus? According to your age, you have been working for most of your life, right? Where is your car? Where is your car?"
"Oh, by the way, your son owns your car, and it's a BMW, right?"
"Yes! Are you envious?"
Aunt Zhang said confidently: "It's not that I look down on you. I think you can't afford to drive such a luxury car in your life, right?"
She had no way back, so she could only go down with Chen Feng.
"No! It's just a broken BMW. It's amazing, isn't it?"
"Thirty years to the east of the river and thirty years to the west of the river! Don't bully young people into poverty!"
"That's right, who are you looking down on? If the anchor sends me a location, I'll drive my Porsche there right away to give the anchor some face!"
"Holy shit! That's okay. There's actually a boss driving a Porsche in the live broadcast room?"
"You can't talk about it, boss...it was a gift given to me by my girlfriend on her 80th birthday."
Looking at the barrage in the live broadcast room, Chen Feng smiled softly.
To be honest, in the past, driving a BMW was indeed a status symbol.
But now BMWs and Mercedes-Benzes can be seen everywhere on the streets.
Although it is not an ordinary car, it is not a luxury car with great reputation either.
After all, people who buy Mercedes-Benz and BMWs generally do so for the sake of face.
To put it simply, I bought it based on the car badge.
So most of them will buy the car series with the lowest configuration.
New cars cost over 200,000 yuan, and second-hand cars can even cost over 100,000 yuan.
As long as Chen Feng wants to, he can order one right away.
And it’s the best one!
But compared to this.
Isn’t it the Rolls-Royce of free prostitution?
Chen Feng then said: "Auntie, what model is your son's BMW? And in what year was he bought it?"
"..."
After these two questions were asked directly, Aunt Zhang was speechless.
When she was silent, everyone in the carriage focused their attention on this.
"What are your looks like? You don't believe me, do you?"
Seeing the looks from around her, Aunt Zhang said bravely, "Okay! I'll call you right away and let you take a look!"
After saying that, Aunt Zhang immediately took out her senior phone and dialed her son's phone number.
This time, she actually dialed her son's phone number.
And the hands-free function is also turned on.
"Hello? Is this your son?"
"What's wrong, Mom? I'm still working here. If you have something to do, please keep it short."
"Ahem...Son, that's it. Did the business you discussed today go well?"
Aunt Zhang coughed lightly and said into the phone.
"what business?"
"It's the big business you told Mom yesterday about going to other places to deal with it."
"Oh, you said this, this is actually not a big business. Because of me, the company lost an important customer before, so the company sent me to apologize to him and see if I can recover some losses. .
Moreover, I am just an ordinary employee in the company. Even if we discuss business, it is a matter for the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and has nothing to do with us. "
"..."
As soon as these words came out, everyone almost laughed.
"Is this what you call big business?"
"I made a mistake and was punished to go on a business trip. I have to say, it's really big!"
"I'm slapped in the face at the speed of light, but I don't know if it hurts?"
"This operation is like a self-destructing truck."
At this moment.
Everyone in the bus pursed their lips tightly.
It looked like he wanted to laugh, but he didn't dare to laugh directly.
At the same time, he also gave Chen Feng a thumbs up.
As for Aunt Zhang.
She almost turned green with anger, gritted her teeth, and then asked: "Son, where is your BMW? What model is it?"
"BMW? Where did our BMW come from?"
The other end of the phone was confused for a moment, and then replied: "Mom, how many times have I told you that the car in our family is not called BMW! It's called Baojun!"
Baojun?
BMW?
Puff! ! !
As this sentence fell.
Everyone present couldn't help but burst into laughter.
"Hahahaha!!! You call Baojun BMW?"
"666! It's so good that my scalp is numb!"
"BMW 夋???"
"My friend, there's nothing wrong with it!!!"
"Remove the word "夋", it's definitely BMW!"
"No, is this auntie here to make people laugh?"
"I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt!"
The laughter filled the entire bus.
Auntie Zhang's face had turned completely black, and the embarrassment at this time made her want to dig a hole and crawl into it immediately.
It's okay to be slapped in the face.
And twice!
You said twice, so it's twice, but both times are at the speed of light!
Now she only felt a swelling pain in her face!
I thought I could give these people a good slap in the face, but I never thought that my son would always be destroying me.
"Mom, if there's nothing else, I'll be busy first."
After that, the phone was hung up.
Facing these waves of mocking expressions.
Aunt Zhang, who was so angry, immediately turned her head and looked at another aunt next to her: "Aunt Chen, didn't your son just buy a Mercedes-Benz? Come on, drive it out and let these poor losers see it!"
"..."
Hearing this, Aunt Chen showed a stiff smile and shrank back slightly.
"No, I just took it for maintenance a few days ago... I haven't got the car back yet. It will probably take a few days to get it fixed."