Chapter 105: I want to write a love story
In Fan's study room, He Yunxiao chattered on about writing experience, while Fan Ziruo secretly enjoyed the feeling of his small hands being wrapped by big ones.
While she felt that this was not good, she was reluctant to let He Yunxiao let go.
There was a fierce battle in my mind.
Mr. Yuhe and Xiao Ziruo: Fan Ziruo, Fan Ziruo, you are He Yunxiao’s teacher, how can you be so shameless? Are you physically close to your disciple?
Don't think too much about Xiao Ziruo: What kind of teacher? He Yunxiao not only teaches you how to write books, but also teaches you martial arts. He is the teacher.
Yu: No matter he is the teacher or I am the teacher, in short, one of us is the teacher and the other is the disciple. In this case, there is a need to observe etiquette between the teacher and his disciples.
No: What etiquette should be observed?
Yu: Nature is the gift of human relations. Teachers are respected, how can they be looked down upon?
No: you are overthinking. He Yunxiao was just excited and didn't notice to hold hands. I just listened to him carefully and forgot about my hands.
Yu: You haven’t forgotten, you did it on purpose.
No: Don’t think too much, I really forgot.
Yu: Now that you remember it, tell him to let go.
No: What do you remember?
Yu: My hand is being held.
Don't think too much about Xiao Ziruo's slap to the face of Mr. Yuhe and Xiao Ziruo.
He said angrily: Don’t think too much about it! He Yunxiao said that he likes romance novels. What's wrong with me holding hands, trying it out in advance, and gaining some writing experience? How! What! Got it!
…
He Yunxiao was shocked when he saw Fan Ziruo's hateful expression.
Oops! I was so excited just now that I touched her hand again! This bad habit is unacceptable! She must be resenting me...
[Fan Ziruo’s favorability is 75]
He Yunxiao quickly took a look at the favorability score, but luckily it didn't drop.
Although it is a good thing that Fan Ziruo's favorability has not dropped, her favorability has been stuck at 75 several times. What is going on?
It was also the first time for He Yunxiao to encounter such a thing, and he was a little confused for a while.
Fan Ziruo felt inexplicably empty as he watched He Yunxiao let go of his hand. Forced to resist the strange urge to grab the big hand back, Fan Ziruo had no choice but to return the topic to the novel.
"Sir, can Zi Ruo also write love stories?"
He Yunxiao just wanted to say: You can't write, you don't even go out often, how can you write a dating plot or a love story? How to write, ahem, the best welfare plot?
But soon, he changed his mind. It seems that many well-known romance writers have never been in love. Just talking about online writers, who doesn’t stay at home for a long time like Fan Ziruo?
Soon, He Yunxiao realized it.
Real love stories can only be written by writers who have never been in love, held hands with a girl, or talked to a girl!
If you want to ask why, it’s because there are too many three-dimensional girls compared to two-dimensional girls.
How can a three-dimensional woman compare with the author's carefully designed characters based on fantasy, and the carefully drawn illustrations by the artist!
He Yunxiao looked at Fan Ziruo in front of him, looking at this extremely beautiful girl, and thought in his heart long live time travel! The paper man’s wife, a heroine who only appears in novels, is now warm and fleshy because she has traveled through time, sitting in front of him more realistically than reality.
He Yunxiao looked at Fan Ziruo and smiled: "Of course Ziruo can write love stories. Not only that, he can also write love stories with martial arts themes."
Fan Ziruo was a little confused and asked, "What is a romance novel with a martial arts theme?"
He Yunxiao said: "If a man and a woman love each other and their goal is to become the leader of the martial arts alliance, what would Zi Ruo write?"
Fan Ziruo pondered for a moment and said, "I can write that they are husband and wife."
He Yunxiao nodded: "Yes, and then."
"Then they turned against each other in order to compete for the position of leader of the martial arts alliance."
He Yunxiao:? ? ?
"The man secretly practiced demonic skills behind his wife's back. He even secretly fell in love with a slutty demonic girl."
He Yunxiao:? ? ?
"He actually dared to use a sneak attack to defeat his wife in a martial arts tournament!"
He Yunxiao:? ? ?
"Fortunately, my wife was magnanimous and forgave him."
He Yunxiao breathed a sigh of relief.
Unexpectedly, Fan Ziruo gritted his teeth and said, "But my wife didn't expect that the man would actually abandon her in the end and follow the girl from the Demon Sect!"
When He Yunxiao heard this, he quickly wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.
Fan Ziruo continued to grit his teeth and said: "In the end, the woman practiced martial arts and pierced the heart of this heartless man with ten thousand swords!"
He Yunxiao trembled with fright. This is already the third time! This is the third time that Fan Ziruo has written a plot in which the heroine hacks the hero to death!
He Yunxiao asked cautiously: "Zi Ruo, why do you always write the male protagonist to death?"
Fan Ziruo said matter-of-factly: "He originally promised to be devoted to someone else, but now he falls in love with another woman, betrays his promise, and abandons his family and children. Shouldn't he die?"
He Yunxiao nodded repeatedly: "Indeed, indeed."
Fan Ziruo looked at He Yunxiao, who kept agreeing with her, and felt a little happier, so he said, "If those men were half like Mr. He, they wouldn't end up like this."
like me? They just like two of them, and I...
He Yunxiao dug out the three rooms and one living room with his toes in embarrassment.
He suddenly thought, I have to conquer her and make her like me, but if she thinks this way, wouldn't she be Chu Xiaoxiao No. 2? If I don't give up on the other heroines, won't I eventually be able to escape the fate of being knifed?
He Yunxiao asked tentatively: "Zi Ruo, there are many men in Qi who have three wives and four concubines."
Fan Zi Ruo said: "It's different."
"Why is it different?"
"Those with three wives and four concubines have never told anyone that they must be loyal to them."
He Yunxiao understood that Fan Zi Ruo was not unable to accept having a younger sister. She was like Nanzhu and could not accept deception and betrayal.
He Yunxiao secretly felt lucky that he had not lied to her, while repeatedly admonishing himself in his heart: Don't make promises to Miss Zi Ruo casually!
He Yunxiao did not dare to discuss with Fan Zi Ruo about who he was loyal to. He could only guarantee that his mind was broad enough to accommodate more possibilities.
He Yunxiao turned the topic back to the novel.
"Zi Ruo, there's nothing wrong with your plot. But this is not the love story with martial arts theme you want to write. Love stories are mainly about the love between the male and female protagonists, not so much fighting and killing."
"I'll rewrite your plot."
"The male and female protagonists are still husband and wife, but they are newlyweds. They are going to participate in the martial arts conference. On the way, they will discuss each other's favorite food when ordering food in the hotel. When riding on the road, they will only ride one horse and walk slowly. Uh... and then... from time to time do something they love to do."
Fan Zi Ruo was a little curious when he heard this, and blinked and asked: "What are the things they love to do?"
He Yunxiao didn't know how many times he was embarrassed today.
Miscalculated, in ancient times, the news was closed, and the young lady waiting to be married might not have heard of such things at all. The general process is that before getting married, the mother will teach how to do it.
Looking at Fan Ziruo's pure, beautiful, and curious face, he was too embarrassed to drive directly, so he just said vaguely: "It's a matter between men and women."
Fan Ziruo's face was slightly red, and he pursed his lips and pointed at his mouth with his slender fingers.
"Like this?"
Is this the limit of imagination...
He Yunxiao nodded and said: "Well, it's about the same."
"Oh."
Fan Ziruo agreed and lowered his head embarrassedly.
The study was very quiet for a while, and no one spoke.