Chapter 35
Wenxi chased the green-headed monster for a while, and suddenly his neck tightened and he was fixed in place. He looked down and saw that the jade Pixiu worn by Pixiu himself was shaking and twinkling, like a warning light reminding himself not to go any further. chased.
"Don't let me go out?" Wenxi frowned and moved the jade brave around his neck, and said in a low voice, "It's like a dog chain, old things are really troublesome."
If you don't let him go out, you won't go out. Anyway, there is another one over the trash can.
Wenxi turned around and floated towards the trash can, only to find that several aunts with red armbands were already surrounded there.
He floated in the air and observed for a while, and found that it was only the aunt of the mortal neighborhood committee, who was here to supervise whether the residents who threw out garbage had properly sorted their garbage.
Wenxi pinched his nose and walked around in front of several trash cans, but found no trace of the strange monster.
He couldn't help staring at the dirty-looking trash cans and thinking, could it be the same as the green grass? Are these three trash cans also monsters?
Wen Huaiyu, who has grown up in rich clothes since childhood, feels suffocated like an upper respiratory infection. Why can the trash can become fine? Is it because eating garbage to a certain extent unlocks the achievement of becoming a fairy?
A few aunts stood in front of the trash can and waited in full force, staring at the people who came to throw out the trash, no matter monsters or mortals, they all treated them equally, and asked together: "What kind of trash are you?"
There was a boy who was holding up the garbage and reluctantly said: "Garbage that cannot be recycled."
Monkey Three followed behind with two big bags of garbage and quickly answered: "Wet garbage and dry garbage!"
The aunts opened the garbage bag to analyze the composition, and released it after confirming that there were no mistakes. Monkey San worked hard and dragged two big bags to the garbage can. Wenxi saw that he was struggling to hold it, so she tried to blow a breath and helped him remove the garbage on the ground. The bag drags up a bit.
Hou San felt the garbage bag lighten inexplicably, looked back but found nothing.
He frowned and weighed the garbage bag in his hand again, it was indeed a little lighter. Looking at the ground, the garbage bag is not leaking, is it? Could it be that a hungry ghost ate the garbage?
It stands to reason that hungry ghosts won't come out of the garbage collection place.
Monkey Three remembered that there was indeed a hungry ghost who was admitted to the hospital last week because of eating harmful garbage, and then ran out while the medicine fairy Buddha was not paying attention, and he has not been caught yet.
In fact, there is nothing wrong with keeping a hungry ghost in the store, and you don’t have to run away to throw garbage.
Regardless of your dry garbage and wet garbage, as long as it can be eaten, it is good garbage.
Hou San looked around twice, but still didn't find any trace of the hungry ghost, so he could only give up temporarily, resigned to his fate, and threw the two big bags of garbage into the trash can.
The dry garbage had just been put into the bucket when Monkey Three suddenly heard an ouch.
His monkey hair stood up, his tail was almost scared out.
He stared at the dry trash can, wondering if there really was a hungry ghost in the trash bag, the hungry ghost was thin, but this group of rice buckets could eat anything with their mouths open, and they were more terrifying than the Cantonese.
A hairy monkey like myself is not enough for them to swallow it in one gulp.
Wenxi watched Hou San suddenly step back three steps with the trash can in the air, subconsciously approached to know what happened, but the trash can in front of him suddenly began to shake violently.
Depend on!
Wenxi subconsciously clenched the Pixiu pendant around her neck.
"What are you doing?!" The aunt suddenly yelled violently, and the shaking trash can paused for a moment, but then began to shake even more violently.
The normal reaction of monkeys is to run, but monkey three was dumbfounded by the aunt's roar, and leaned against the wall with a bag of wet garbage, his legs were a little weak.
Wenxi circled in the air a few times, and found that it was not the trash can that was shaking, but something in the trash can that wanted to come out, so it was shaking. He narrowed his eyes and seemed to see two blue pliers.
"What did you throw in it?" The red armband aunt came over aggressively, and asked the already pale monkey three questions: "Did you secretly stuff something into the garbage bag just now?"
Monkey Three was desperate: "What am I stuffing? I have nothing in my pocket, I didn't do anything!"
Aunt: "I didn't do anything, why is the trash can like this? It was fine before you threw it, you must have thrown something!"
An aunt walked towards the trash can and said in her mouth, "I want to see what you put in it!"
"Hey!" Wenxi stretched out her hand in the air to stop it, but she was still a step too late.
The entire trash can suddenly fell apart, and the garbage inside was scattered like flowers from a goddess, hanging on the aunt.
Wenxi swallowed, and was about to go back to the shop to call Pixiu, when he saw the old man coming over with a dark face.
Hou San looked at the boss's burly body, and never felt that he was so indomitable and tall.
"boss!"
Hou Sandu put on a crying voice, pointed to the trash can and said, "There are... there are ghosts!"
"Young man, don't talk nonsense! What's wrong with the new society! It's not fashionable to engage in feudal superstition now!" The aunt threw the garbage on her head aside, ruthlessly stretched her iron hand into the trash can, and took it out with one hand. It has become a fine green-skinned crab.
Pi Xiu: ...
Wenxi: ...
China's most powerful aunts really deserve their reputation!
Monkey Three hiccupped in fright, and stared at the big crab with wide eyes.
"Hey, it's quite heavy." The aunt called her good sisters to help, and completely lifted the crab, which was a circle bigger than a sea turtle, out of the trash can and put it on the ground.
Wen Xi floated to Pi Xiu and landed next to him, leaning against him and asking: What should I do? mortal catch
Does it matter to him? "
Pixiu didn't respond, just stared at the big crab and fell into thought.
Wenxi stretched out his hand and waved it in front of his eyes, but the old monster still didn't respond. He had a flash of inspiration and thought, could it be that the effect of the invisibility spell is still there, so the old monster can't see or hear me?
He regained his courage and said to Pixiu: "Old monster, cheapskate, you put on a fierce face all day long, as if everyone owes you 2.58 million, don't you know that you can make money by smiling at people?"
"If I'm still alive, I wouldn't even look down on a shop owned by a stinky boss like you." Wen Xi floated over to make a face at Pi Xiu, and said with a groan, "That's why I have a good heart to bear you." This stinky temper, if someone else is taken advantage of by you as an ice pillow every day, I would have fought with you with all my might, you..."
Pi Xiu squinted his eyes, and looked at Wenxi squarely.
Wenxi suddenly became quiet, with a stiff expression on her face, and she pouted after a long time: "mua?"
Pi Xiu smiled, a sincere smile that made Wenxi feel like falling into an ice cellar, and disappeared without a trace. The old monster didn't even think about catching him, but just stared at the direction in which he was flying and hooked the corners of his mouth.
Hou San stood aside, only to see his boss suddenly laughing wickedly into the air, subconsciously hugged the garbage bag in his arms, and asked tremblingly, "Boss, what are you laughing at?"
Pi Xiu's expression immediately recovered, and he looked at him indifferently: "What's going on?"
Monkey Three staggered over and said cautiously, "It looks like a hungry ghost has come out."
Boss Pi frowned, looked at the huge crab surrounded by his aunts, and then at Hou San, who was not a smart boy, and asked in a low voice, "Your hungry ghost looks like a crab?"
"Then..." Hou San paused, and made a bold assumption: "What if it mutated from eating too much garbage? Wasn't the Hanjiang monster just an ordinary fish..."
Pi Xiu sighed: "The thing about hungry ghosts is to eat a ton of garbage. At most, they will be a half-fed hungry ghost. It is impossible to become such a big green-skinned crab."
The aunts fumbled around the crabs, discussing whether the crabs in the trash can could be eaten, and they were taken out of the trash can. Don't eat it, there must be a lot of meat for such a big one, and it is also a waste.
It's really tasteless, and it's a pity to discard it if it's tasteless.
"If you want me to say, go home and put it in a pot for a few days, wait for the dirty things to spit out, then put it in the pot, and make a pot of spicy crabs. Anyway, those spices can also sterilize bacteria. If you make it a little more spicy, it will definitely be fine!"
Auntie looked at the crab's two big pincers, no matter how she looked at it, she was satisfied. She weighed it and felt that it weighed a catty.
An old man slapped his thigh: "No way, this crab is ridiculously big. What if it is a genetically modified one? I read the news that it is said that genetically modified crabs cannot be eaten, and people will die."
"That's right, if it's edible, why did someone else throw it away, and even throw it in the wrong trash can and put it in the dry trash."
After discussing with the aunts, they held down the aunt who wanted to eat, and they carried the big crab and threw it directly into the non-recyclable trash can.
Hou San hurriedly took the opportunity to throw away the wet garbage and was about to go back to the store, but Boss Pi grabbed his shoulder.
"Wait." Pixiu looked at the aunts and uncles who were locking the trash can after sweeping the garbage on the ground, and pulled Hou San to the corner, waiting for everyone to go away before returning to the scene of the crime .
The two monsters stood in front of the trash can, and Hou San looked at the four big characters "non-recyclable" on it, and suddenly had a bad premonition, and he had a premonition that his bad premonition would definitely come true.
Sure enough, Pi Xiu moved.
He strode forward with a left uppercut and a right uppercut. The lock on the trash can is dangerous!
With just two punches, the lock on the trash can was smashed to the ground, and the lid was lifted by Boss Pi, revealing the big green crab cursing the old woman inside.
The big crab looked up at Pi Xiu, and then at Hou San with a mouth on one side.
Crab: "Help close the door, thank you."
Hou San grabbed the boss: "Boss, big brother, master, there's no need, really no need, we don't have money, we still have Brother Jiao, he's your son-in-law, he's a fish product maker at home, what kind of crabs do we want? There is really no need to hang yourself here in this trash can!"
Pixiu waved his hand away, stared at the crab in the trash can and asked, "Are you coming out by yourself, or do you want me to bring you out?"
The crab was silent for a while, then closed the lid of the trash can forcefully, rejecting Pixiu's two proposals.
Monkey Three looked at the trash can, then at the boss, and had another bad premonition in his heart.
Boss Pi sneered, snapped his fingers, and the entire non-recyclable garbage began to shrink, and finally flew into Hou San's arms.
"Hold it." Pixiu led the way back to the hall, and Hou San followed behind, moving very laboriously, and asked why the boss didn't come by himself.
Pi Xiu sensed Wenxi's position, and slowly uttered a word.
"dirty."