Chapter 36
When Brother Monkey and the others took out a green-skinned crab from the trash can in front of Su An, Su An tried his best not to swear.
The green-skinned crab is still spitting bubbles and swearing, with such a beating, let's not swear at anything else, but swear at the poor neighborhood committee wife...
Su An: ...
He leaned on the table and asked wearily, "Is this something the boss wants to get back?"
Monkey Three nodded: "The boss said to raise it first, spit it out before killing it."
"This is a demon, if you kill it..." Su An's tone paused, and he realized that the crab spirit living in the trash can must be a black householder without registered household registration. .
This old monster is really a wild boar who can't eat fine chaff. He was used to the hard life in the past, but now he has a comfortable life and still eats from the trash can.
"What do you want?" Monkey Three was puzzled.
Su An waved her hand, just sighed and said: "Carry it down, there is a big bathtub in the backyard, just put it in it and raise it."
After he finished speaking, he glanced at the trash can with the broken lock. He felt that the pressure of life was really everywhere, so he quickly asked: "Remember to return the trash can when no one is paying attention. There is a lack of such a non-recyclable trash can."
The monkeys responded, and took the crabs to the backyard. Unexpectedly, their boss was standing in the backyard looking up at the tree.
Wenxi sat on the branch and dared not come down, Pixiu didn't speak, but just looked up at him, and told him to cover himself with leaves, he was too flustered.
The monkeys came over carrying the crab, Pi Xiu glanced at it, and with a wave of his hand, a large wooden basin filled with water appeared out of thin air.
"Put it in." Pi Xiu said.
The blue-skinned crab became quieter after entering the water basin, and the voice of swearing underwater was also distorted. Bubbles kept popping up to the surface of the water. Pixiu waved his hand again, and the whole crab turned over directly in the water basin, with its belly facing On, it became quiet.
"Go ahead, I have something to ask."
Pixiu sent the monkey away, then turned his head to look at Wenxi who was on the tree with a curious expression on his face, and asked, "Aren't you coming down?"
"No." Wenxi grabbed the tree trunk, shook his head and retracted.
Pixiu sneered, stopped looking at him, released his whole body's evil spirit, and directly lifted the crab in the water basin: "I'll ask you to answer, do you understand?"
The crab's legs dangled in the air due to the evil spirit, and immediately calmed down, Pixiu asked, "Who told you to come?"
"I myself..."
Pixiu held the crab and shook it for a while, but his hands were too strong, with a click, the big pliers separated from the crab body, and the big crab fell into the basin again, splashing water.
Wenxi: ...
Pi Xiu: ...
Wenxi probed and asked, "Is it... still alive?"
Pi Xiu squatted down and picked up the other pliers: "Ask again, who asked you to do it."
The crab hurriedly said: "It's Fat Yi! Fat Yi! It's the one who sent me here!"
"What do you want to do?" Pixiu asked.
Crab: "Let me keep an eye on you, report what you did one day, who you met, and pay attention to which monsters you met."
Pixiu: "And then?"
"It's gone." The crab was afraid that he wouldn't believe it: "It's really gone."
Pixiu stared at him for a while, then put him back into the basin: "Know what to say and what not to say?"
The crab nodded quickly: "I know."
Pi Xiu: "What will Fei Yi tell you in the future, tell me as soon as possible."
With a cold face, he covered the crab's back shell with his hands, and a Pixiu's demon pattern flashed and then disappeared.
"Don't think you can fool me." Pixiu waved his hand after speaking, and the crab disappeared completely along with the wooden basin. Wenxi stood on the tree and watched the old monster turn around and approached, and was so frightened that he floated up again. Sitting on the branch and staring at him, he dared not speak.
Pi Xiu stood under the tree and looked up: "Come down."
Wenxi said to the tree: "Then you promise not to do anything."
"Stop rambling, come down quickly." Pixiu frowned and pulled his collar, "I feel very hot, come down quickly."
When Wenxi saw his black face, he didn't dare to go down. He usually dared to go up to Pixiu when he was angry. It was because he was not the one who made him angry. Now Wenxi just wanted to hide as far away as possible, wishing for a gust of wind Just scrape him away.
Pixiu looked up at the little thing and still didn't dare to come down, completely losing his patience.
Standing on the tree, Wenxi suddenly felt hot around his neck, and the jade Pixiu pulled him down. It was futile for him to pull the branches in a hurry, so he fell directly and was hugged by the old monster.
Wenxi put his hand on his shoulders and was carried into the store like a child. The customers saw the proprietress struggling a few times before being slapped on the buttocks by Boss Pi, and they booed loudly.
The monsters took out their mobile phones one after another, broadcasting the Green Hat's resistance live for everyone.
"When you're in a restaurant, just ordering food, you just ask if you don't understand. You can't say how good it is to slap your wife's ass?"
"It can't be said that the one in the family who stole someone in the backyard was caught at the scene, and now he has been carried upstairs by him. It is estimated that the family law will be brought."
"Heavenly moving, the green hat is finally angry! The latest development of the demon world is unforgettable..."
"To vent our anger on the unspeakable for us honest people, I vote for the most handsome boy!"
...
The monkey spirits also stared intently, and Hou San stared at the boss's hand on Wenxi's shoulder and suddenly felt a little suffocated.
He thought, did the boss wash his hands after smashing the trash can?
Wenxi was watched by everyone as she buried her head on Pi Xiu's shoulder and did not dare to raise her head. She waited for Pi Xiu to open the bead curtain before pushing the old monster's shoulder to get down, but Pi Xiu's strength was too great, and the scholar ghost couldn't break free.
Pi Xiu raised his hand and slapped him on the buttocks, even through the clothes, Wenxi could feel the warmth of Pi Xiu's palm. Who knew that the old monster was not counted after taking pictures, and even stretched out his hand to pinch the meat on it.
"Feeding you chicken soup and tonics all day, or a cheapskate? Saying this, is it fair to the flesh on your body?" Pi Xiu weighed himself, and sat down on the sofa with his arms in his arms.
Wenxi's face was flushed red by him, and he refused to look up even though he pinched the back of her neck.
"Huh?" Pixiu pinched his cold neck, then touched his back: "Why didn't you talk? Didn't Young Master Wen look down on my shabby shop?"
He turned his face slightly and sniffed the scent on Wenxi's neck, and rubbed it against his face: "Don't think you can get away with it by not talking."
"I'm sorry, I apologize." Wenxi softened her voice to show her weakness, but the hand on her waist had already lifted off her short sleeve and rubbed it slowly against her back.
Wenxi suddenly raised his head and stared at Pi Xiu, but lost his mind for a moment because of the old monster's laugh.
Pixiu let out his yang energy, pressed Wenxi's forehead and asked in a low voice: "You started saying that I was taking advantage of you by touching you and hugging you?"
"Isn't it?" Wenxi gritted her teeth and tried her best not to soften herself into a ball of mud.
Pixiu shook his head frankly: "Of course not."
With one hand, he pressed Wenxi's back close to himself, and slowly moved his hand down to press on his buttocks and rubbed vigorously.
"This is called taking advantage." Pi Xiu lowered his head and sniffed the fragrance on his body again, then looked up at him: "Do you understand?"
Wenxi tried his best to open his hand and wanted to get up, but Boss Pi deliberately released a lot of yang energy, and took the opportunity to hug the limp little thing into his arms.
Boss Pi didn't want to bully a little devil at first, but when he thought that although he knocked on the door, he had never been stingy to Wenxi from the beginning to the end. This little heartless person didn't know how to appreciate him, and he really lacked education.
As soon as the yang qi was released and intertwined with the cold qi in Wenxi's body, it was like thunder and fire. Wenxi snorted and leaned against his arms and remained still.
Holding the little thing in his arms, Pi Xiu controlled the amount of Yang Qi and forced him to ask whether he should knock the door or not? Not stingy.
Wenxi was angry and ashamed, but if he said that the old monster was dissatisfied, his ass would suffer. Being rubbed twice was a trivial matter. Boss Pi was very dissatisfied, and Wenxi's flesh and soul trembled with two slaps. He hurriedly said that Pixiu is a great kind person, a good person, but he is narrow-minded and doesn't know good from bad.
Pixiu saw that he knew how powerful he was, so he stopped his yang energy, hugged the person and lifted him up: "I know how powerful this time, do you dare to scold me behind my back next time?"
Wenxi wanted to know that she was wrong, and next time she must pick a time when you will never find out. But the young master with the upper face still said honestly: "Don't dare."
"Don't dare to speak out, and scold him even more fiercely in your heart?" Pi Xiu pinched his chin and looked at him, raised his eyebrows and hummed, urging him to answer quickly.
Wenxi regained some strength and reached out to hug his neck to beg for mercy: "I don't dare to say anything, Mr. Pi Dashan has a lot of people, don't worry about me, a villain, okay?"
Pixiu was in a daze when he called out whether he was good or not, and thought that he didn't want to care about it at first, but the sentence about the little thing made him want to care about it more.
The bead curtain at the door suddenly rang, and Su An stood outside with his head lowered and said cautiously: "Boss, Zhenjun Erlang has come and said he wants to find you."
Pi Xiu was taken aback, thinking what is this three-eyed baby doing here? Could it be that their dog went digging in the backyard vegetable garden again?
Yang Jian sat at the table and listened to Xiao Tiangou's ordering two dishes, and several familiar monsters came over to say hello, Yang Jian nodded as usual, and then said: "I don't know if it's convenient for you now? "
Erlang Shen asked if it was convenient for you, who would dare to say no?
Xiaotiangou watched Yang Jian take out his mobile phone to ask some monsters to vote, so angry that he pulled his hat to cover his face tightly, and lay still on the table.
"Don't lie down." Yang Jian pressed his neck: "The table is oiled, and you are not happy if the newly bought clothes are dirty."
Xiaotiangou lowered his voice: "Then don't call people to vote! It's a shame!"
"Don't worry about this." Yang Jian said lightly: "It's not your face that's lost, so why worry?"
"Isn't yours mine?" Xiao Tiangou glared at him: "It's a merit! I don't care about it!"
Yang Jian glanced at him: "Don't say that."
Xiao Tiangou stopped talking, and Yang Jian sighed: "The more merits you have, the longer your life span will be with me for a long time. You don't want me to raise another dog after you leave."
There is only one Xiaotian dog, if it is gone, Yang Jian doesn't have the energy or the mood to find another dog to accompany him.
Xiao Tianquan was silent for a while, looked to the side and said, "Who cares about you."
Yang Jian smiled, waited for Pi Xiu to come over, and said, "Boss Pi, let's make a deal."